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busy Apostles: “Come ye apart awhile
into the desert and rest yourselves.” And
I have observed that they who do not
know how to rest do not know how to
work.
A NOTE OK WARNING.
| But I have to declare this truthi to-day
that some of our fashionable watering
places are the temporal and eternal de
struction of “a multitude that no man can
number;” and amid the congratulations of
this season and the prospect of thedcpart
nre of many of you for the country 1
must utter a note of warning, plain, ear
nest and unmistakable. The first tempta
lion that is apt to hover in this direction
is to leave your piety all at home. You
will send the dog and cat and canary bird
to be cared for somewhere else; but the
temptation will bo to lenve your religion
in the room with the blinds down and the
door bolted, and then you will come back
in the autumn to find that it is starved and
suffocated, lying stretched on the rug,'
stark dead. There is no surplus of piety at
the watering-places. I never knew any
one to grow very rapid in grace at the
Catskill Mountain House or Sharon
Springs or the Halls of Montmorency. It
is generally the case that the Sabbath is
more of a carousal than any other day,
and there are Sunday walks and Sunday
rides and Sunday excursions. Elders and
deacons and ministers of religion, who are
entirely contented at home, sometimes
when the Sabbath dawns on them at Niag
ara Falls or ; the White Mountains take
their day to themselves. If they go to
the church it is apt to be a sacred
parade, and the discourse, instead of being
a plain talk about the soul, is apt to
be what is called a crack sermon—that is,
some discourse picked out of the effusions
of the year as the one most adapted to
excite admiration; and in those churches,
from the way the ladies hold their fans
you know that they are not so much im
pressed with the heat as with the pictur
esqueness of half-disclosed features. Four
puny souls stand in the organ loft and
squall a tune that nobody knows, and wor
shipers with J 2,000 worth of diamonds on
the right hand drop a cent into the poor
box, and then the benediction is pronounced
and the farce is ended. The toughest thing
I ever tried to do was to be good at a
watering-place.
The health of a great many people makes
an annual visit to some mineral spring an
absolute necessity; but, my dear people,
take your Bible along with you, and take
an hour for secret prayer every day,
though you be surrounded by guffaw and
saturnalia. Keep holy the Sabbath, though
they denounce you as a bigoted Pu itan.
Stand off from those institutions which
propose to imitate on this side the water
the iniquities of Baden Baden. Let your
moral and immortal health keep pace with
your physical recuperation, and remember
that all the waters of Hawthorne and sul
phur and chalybeate springs can not do
you so much good as the mineral, healing,
perennial flood that breaks forth from the
“Rock of Ages.” This maybe your last
summer. If go, make it a fit vestibule of
Heaven. ~
THE HORSE AND HORSE-RACING.
I Another temptation around nearly all
our watering places is the horse-racing
business. We all admire the horse. There
needs to be a redistribution of coronets
among the brute creation. For ages the
lion has been called the king of beasts. I
knock off its coronet and put the crown
upon the horse, in every way nobler,
whether in shape or spirit or sagacity or
intelligence or affection or usefulness.
As the Bible makes a favorite of the
horse, the patriarch and the prophet and
the evangelist and apostle stroking his
sleek hide and patting his rounded neck,
and tenderly lifting his exquisitely formed
hoof and listening with a thrill to the
champ of bis bit, so all great natures in all
ages have spoken of him in encomiastic
terms.
There is a delusion abroad in the world
that a thing must be necessarily good and
Christian if it is slow and dull and plod
ding. There are very good people who
seem to imagine it is humbly pious to
drive a spavined, galled, glandered,
spring-halted, blind-staggered jade.
There is not so much virtue in a Rosinante
as there is in a Bucephalus. At the rate
some people drive Elijah with his horses of
fire would have taken three weeks to get
into Heaven. We want swifter horses and
6wifter men and swifter enterprises, and
the church of God needs to get off its jog
trot. Quick tempests, quick lightnings,
quick streams; why not quick horses?
But we do not think that the beauty or
speed of the horse should be cultured at
the rxpeaseof human degradation. Horse
races in olden times were under the ban of
Christian people, and in our day the same
institution has come up under fictitious
names. And it is called a “summer meet
ing,” almost suggestive of positive relig
ious exercises. And it is eallerf an “agri
cultural fair,” suggestive of every thing
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aorse of honor;
uorse of ruin. Death says: “ I will
bet on the black horse.” Spectator says:
“I will bet on the white horse.” The
white horse of honor a little way ahead.
The black horse of ruin, Satan mounted all
the time, gaining on him. Spectator breath
less. Put on the lash. Dig in the spurs,
ore! They are past the stand. Sure.
Justus I expected it. The black horse of
rilin has won the race and all the galleries
of darkness cry “ Huzza! huzza!” and
the devils come in to pick up their
wagers. Ah, my friends, have nothing to
do with horse-racing dissipations this
summer. Long ago the English Govern
ment got through looking to the turf for
the dragoon and light cavalry horse. They
found the turf deprec ates the stock; and
it is yet worse for men. Thomas Hughes,
the member of Parliament, and the author
known all the world over, hearing that a
new turf enterprise was being started in
this country, wrote a letter, in which he
said: “Heaven help you, then; for of all
the cankers of our old civilization there is
nothing in thi3 country approaching in
unblushing meanness, in rascality holding
its head high, to this belauded institution
of the British turf.” Another famous
sportsman writes: “How many fine do
mains have boen shared among these
hosts of rapacious sharks during the last
two hundred years 1 And, unless the sys
tem be altered, how many more are
doomed to fall into the same gulf!” The
Duke of Hamilton, through his horse
racing proclivities, in three years got
through his entire fortune of £70,000; and
I will say that some of you are being un
dermiiiedby it. With the ball-fights of
Spain aud the bear-baitings of the pit,
may the Lord God annihilate the infamous
and accursed horse-racing of England amt
America!
PRESERVE YOUR PHYSICAL STRENGTH.
I go further, and speak of another
temptation that hovers over the watering
places, and this is the temptation to sac
rifice physical strength. The modern Be
thesda was intended to recuperate the
phj sical health, and yet how many t ome
from the watering-places, their health ab
solutely destroyed ! New York and Brook
lyn idiots boasting of having imbibed
twenty glasses of Congress water Indore
breakfast; families accustomed to going to
bed At ten o’clock' at night gossiping until
one or two o’clock in the morning; dyspep
tics, usually very cautious about their
health, mingling ice-creams and lemons
and lobster salads and cocoanuts until the
gastric juices lift up all their voices ef
lamentation and protest; delicate women
and bruinless young men chassezing them
selves into vertigo and catalepsy; thou
sands of men and women coming back
from our watering-places in the
autumn with the foundations laid for
ailments that will last them all their life
long. You know as well as Ido that this
is the simple truth.
FERTILE IN DOMESTIC INFELICITIES.
Another temptation hovering around
the watering-place is to the formation of
hasty and life-long alliances. The water
ing-places are responsible for more of the
domestic infelicities of this country than
all other things combined. Society is so
artificial there that no sure judgment of
character can bo formed. Those who
form companionships amid such circum
stances go into a lottery where there are
twenty blanks to one prize. In the severe
tug of life you want more than glitter and
splash. Lite is not a ball-room, where the
music decides the step and bow and
prance, and graceful swing of long trail
can make up for strong common sense.
You might as well go among the gayly
painted yachts of a summer regatta to
find war vessels as to go among the light
spray of the summer watering-place to
find character that can staml the test of
the great struggle of human life. Ah, in
the battle of life you wan#k stronger
weapon than a lace fan or a croquet mal
let ! The load of life is so heavy that in
order to draw it you want a team stronger
than one made up of a masculine grass
hopper and a feminine butterfly. If there
is any man in the community that excites
my contempt, and that ought to ex-
cite the contempt of every man and
woman, it is the soft-banded, soft-beaded
fop, who, perfumed until the air is actually
sick, spends his summer in taking killing
attitudes and waving sentimental adieus,
and talking infinjtessimal nothings, and
finding bis heaven in the set of a lavender
kid glove; boots as tight as an inquisition;
two hours of CDnsummate skiH exhibited
in the tie of a flaming cravat ; his conver
sation made up of “Ahs!” and “Ohs!”and
“He-hees!” It would take five hundred of
them stewed down to make a teaspoonful
of calf’s-foot jelly. There is odb counter
part to such a man as that, and that is the
frothy young woman at the watering
place; her conversation is made up of
French moonshine; what she has on her
head only equaled by what she has on her
back; useless ever since she was born and
to be useless until she is dead; and what
rill do with her in the next world I
know, except to set her upon tbs
it the River of Life for eternity to
veetl God intends us to admire
ind fair faces and graceful step;
d the beartlessness and the infla
il the fantastic influences of our
vatering-places, beware bow you
e-long covenants.
BANEFUL LITERATURE.
temptation that will hover over
ng-places is that of baneful lit-
Imost every one starting off for
■ takes some reading matter,
out of the library or off the
r bought of the boy hawking
h the cars. I really believe
pestiferous trash read among
.t classes in July and August
e other ten months of the
■1 women who at home would
with a book that was not
I found sitting on hotel
the trees reading books
i would make them blush
--ou knew what the book
say, ‘‘you must have in
n.” Yes. There is in*
along into a watering
letuphysies,” or some
on the eternal de-
Philosophy.” There
hat are good. You
propose now to give
estive organs, and
meat aud vege
little while take
r chuine and a few
Literary poisou in
. » as literary poison in Dc
• ark that.
INTOXICATING DRINKS.
mother temptation hovering all around
our watering-places is to intoxicating
beverages. lam told that it is becoming
more and more fashionable for women to
drink. I care not how well a woman may
dress, if she has taken enough of wine to
flush her cheek aud put a glassiness on her
eye, she is intoxicated. She may be hand
ed into a twenty-five hundred dollar car
riage and have diamonds enough to con
found the Tiffany’s—she is intoxicated.
She may be a graduate of Packer Insti
tute, and the daughter of some man in
danger of being nominated for the Presi
dency—she is drunk. You may have a
larger vocabulary than I have, and you
may say in regard to her that she is “con
vivial,” or she is “ merry,” or she is “ fes*
tive,” or she is “exhilarated,” but you can
not with all your garlands of verbiage
cover up the plain fact that it is an old
fashioned case of drunk. Now, the water
ing-places are full of temptations to men
and women to tipple. At tho close of the
teu-pin or billiard game they tipple. At
tho close of the cotillon they tipple.
Seated on the piazza, cooling themselves
off, they tipple. The tinged glasses come
around with bright straws, aud they tip«
pie. First they take “light wines,” at
they call them; but “light wiues” are
heavy enough to debase the appe
tite. There is not a very long
road between champagne at five dol
lars a bottle aud whisky at five cents a
glass. Satan has three or four grades
down which he takes men to destruction.
One man he takes up, and, through one
spree, pitches him into eternal darkness.
That is a rare case. Very seldom indeed
can you find a man who will be such a fool
as that. Satan will take another man to
a grade, to a descent at an angle about
like that of the Pennsylvania coal-chute
or the Mount Washington rail-track and
shove him off, but that is very rare. When
a man goes down to destruction Satan
brings him to a plane. It is almost a level.
The depression is so slight that you
hardly see it. The man does not
know that he is on the down grade, and it
tips only a little toward darkness —ju3t a
little; and the first mile it is claret, and
the second mile it is sherry, and the third
mile it is punch, and the fourth mile it is
ale, and the fifth mile it is porter, and the
sixth mile it is brandy, and then it gets
steeper and steeper and steeper, and the
man gets frightened and says: “Oh, let
me get fcf!” “No,” says the conductor,
is an express train, and it don’t stop
until*it gets to the Grand Central Depot at
Nmastiupton!”
BE PREPARED FOR TEMPTATION. *
My friends, whether you tafry at home
—which will be quite as safe and perhaps
quite as comfortable —or go into the coun
try, arm yourself against temptation. The
grace of God is the only safe shelter
whether in town or c< ry. There are
watering-places accest# ile to all of us.
You can not open a book of the if hie with
out finding out some such watering-place.
Fountains open for sin and unefj.-anliness.
Wells of salvation. Streams frorq Leb
anon. A flood struck out of the rock by
Moses. Fountains in the wilderness dis
covered by Hagar. Water to drink and
water to bathe in. The river of God,
which is full of water. Water of which if
a|man driuk he shall never thirst. Wells
of water in the valley of Baca. Living
fountains of water. A pure river of water,
as clear as crystal, from under the throne
of God. These are the watering-places ac
cessible to all of us. We do not have a
laborious packing up before we start—
only the throwing away of our transgres
sions. No extensive hotel bills to pay; it
is “without money and without price.” No
long and dusty travel before we get there.
It is only one step away. In California
in five minutes I walked around
and|saw ten fountains all bubbling up, and
they were all different. And in five mfn
utes I can go through this Bible parte; t«
and find you fifty bright, sparkling fount
ains, bubbling up into eternal life—healing
and therapeutic. A chemist will go to one
of these summer watering-places and take
the water and analyze it, and tell you that
it contains so much of iron and so much of
soda and so much of lime and so much of
magnesia. I come to this Gospel well, this
living fountain, and analyze the water,
and I find that its ingredients are peace,
pardon, forgiveness, hope, comfort, life,
Heaven. “Ho, every one that thirsteth,
come ye” to this watering-place. Crowd
around this Bcthesda this morning. O,
you sick, you lame, you troubled, you dy
ing, crowd around this Bethesda. Step in
it! Ob, step in it! The angel of the cov
enant this morning stirs the water! Why
do you not step in it? Some of you are too
weak to take a step in that direction.
Then we take you up in the arms of our
closing prayef, and plunge you clean un
der the wave, hoping that the cure may lie
as sudden and as radical as with Captain
Naaman, who, blotched and carbuncled
stepped into the Jordan, and after the
seventh dive came up, his skin roseate
complexioned as the flesh of a little cbilcL.
“Don’t me or I’ll scream,” as tho
locomotive whistle sail} to the engineer,
The Parson’s Mistake.
A few Sundays ago a minister preach
ed a sermon on the evils of mendacity,
to a congregation in the backwoods near
Nipantuck. In the course of his re
marks he alluded to the tragic death of
Ananias. At the close of the sermon an
old deacon took the minister aside, and
informed the reverend gentleman that
he had made a mistake in regard to
Ananias.
“How so?” asked the astonished dh
tine.
“Why, by telling the congregation
that Ananias is dead,” said the deacon.
“I—l don’t understand,” said the
minister, in some confusion. “Please
explain.”
“Hang it!” said the deacon, “nearly
every man in the congregation is an of
fice seeker, and when they find Ananias
is dead the whole durned crowd will
want to fill his place.” —Newman (N.
F.) Independent.
—ln the early days of the war of the
rebellion Nathaniel Kimball, of York
County, Pennsylvania, a brick manu
facturer, contracted a debt of eighty
cents. To pay it he produced from his
pocket a varnished brick, inscribed
“Cood for seventy-five cents —Nathan-
iel Kimball,” and a pumpkin seed,
marked “Good for five cents —N. Kim
ball.” This currency was accepted.
The brick is still in existence and Kim
ball is ready to redeem it, but the pres
ent owner, who paid $1.25 for it, will
not sell it. —Pittsburgh Post.
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—The advocates of woman suffrage
have had to encounter the objection
that woman was unfitted for military
service, as though there were some re
lation between the right to vote anil the
ability to fight. Women who are anx
ious to secure this privilege should
therefore regard with great interest the
proposition of an East Indian Princess
to raise a corps of Amazons forservicc in
the field in case there shall bean Anglo-
Rsssian war. She is confident her fe
male soldiers can fight side by side with
the men. —Chicago Current.
-
—The ancients have left as souvenirs
of their skill some wonderfully beautiful
engraved sapphires. One represents a
woman’s figure enveloped in drapery.
The stono is one of two tints, and the
artist skillfully used the dark tint for
the woman and the light for the dra
pery. This gem is among the crown
jewels of Russia. The Slrozzi cabinet
at Rome contains an intaglio represent
ing the profile of a young Hercules by
Cweins, and in the cabinet of France is
an intaglio profile of the Emperor’s
Pcrtinax.
—A Louisville paper tells a pretty
story about a young lady of that city
who won a husband simply by dressing
for dinner, thereby outshining her sis
ters who came to the meal in those pe
culiar costumes which young ladies con
sider comfortable. Of course the hus
band was the stranger brought home by
the head of the family, who was im
pressed by the thoughtful sister. The
girls should paste this paragraph on
their mirrors. It may save their lives.
— N. Y. Graphic.
—New Jersey is an economical
State. It maintains no physician or
surgeon at the State Prison, and the
prisoners arc dependent upon the oc
casional doctor who has been commit
ted for crime.
—• ♦.
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on trial for 30 days, to men (young or old)
afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vital
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curred, as 30 days' trial is allowed. Write
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History tells us that one of the most
learned of Scotch clergymen was born in the
parish of Dull, educated at Dunsc and first
stationed at Drone.
It’s no secret that Ifierce’s Compound
Extract of Smart-Weed is composed of best
genuine French Brandy, distilled Extract of
Smart-Weed and Jamaica Ginger Root,
with Camphor Essence, and constitutes,
therefore, the best remedy yet known for
colic or cramps, cholera morbus, diarrhoea,
dysentery or bloody-flux, or to break up
colds, fevers and inflammatory attacks. 50
cents. By druggists.
Some one says that liquor strengthens
the voice. This is a mistake, it Only makes
the breath strong.
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IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac.
Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 35c.
THE MARKETS.
Cincinnati, July 7,1885.
LIVE STOCK—oattle-Commons2 00 @ 3 00
Choice Butchers 4 50 @5 35
HOGS—Common 3 40 @ 3 85
Good packers 3 95 @ 4 25
SHEEP—Good to choice 3 50 @ 4 00
FLOLJK—Family 4 25 @ 4 60
GRAIN—IVheat-Longberry red 96 @ 97
No. 2 red 93 @ 94
Corn—No. 3 mixed 48 @ 48%
Oats—No. 2 mixed 35%@ 36
Rye—No. 2 @ 61
HAY—Timothy No. 1 14 00 @l4 50
TOBACCO—Common Lugs 8 00 @9 30
Good Mediums 10 00 @l4 50
PROVISIONS—Pork-Mess 11 00 @ll 25
Lard —Prime steam 7 @ 714
BUTTER—Fancy Dairy 12 @ 14
Ohio Creamery 18 @ 20
FRUIT AND VEGETABLES—
Potatoes, per barret 1 25 @1 50
Apples, prime, per barrel.. 1 00 @ 250
. NEW YORK.
FLOUR—Slate and Western....f3 45 @ 365
Good to Choice 4 30 @ 590
GRAIN —Wheat—No. 2Chicago @ 9344
No. 2 red 99 @ 994*
Corn—No. 2 mixed 50 @ 54
Oats —mixed .'. 37 @ 44
PORK—Mess 1100 @llsO
LARD—Western steam @ 6 75
CHICAGO.
frhOUß—Stale and Western. ~f 4 25 @ 5 00%
GRAlN—Wheat No. 2 red @ 92
No. 2 Chicago Spring @ 86%
Corn—No. 2 47%@ 47%
Oats—No. 2... @ 31
Rye @ SO
PORK—Mess 9 95 @lO 00
CARD—Steam 6 50 @ 6 52%
BALTIMORE.
FLOUR—Family $3 85 @ 4 75
GRAIN-Wheat—No. 3 9i%@ 92%
Corn—mixed 52%@ 53%
Oats—mixed 37 @ 33
PROVISIONS—Pork—Mess . .12 00 @l2 25
Lard—Refined @ 7%
INDIANAPOLIS.
Wheat—No. 2 red $ @ 931/
Corn—mixed @ 45
Gats—mixed @ 33
LOUISVILLE. • i
Flour—A No. 1 *4 15 @4 35
GRAlN—Wheat-rNo.2 red @ 95
Corn—mixed @ 50
PORK-mess - ©ll 00*
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PLAGUE-STRICKEN PLYMOUTH.
Does a Similar Danger Threaten Everyone
of Us ?—How Publie Attention is Directed
to Personal Perils.
[Rochester <N. Y.) Correspondence Indian
apolis Sentinel.l
“Judge,” said a young lawyer to a very
successful senior, “ tell mo thesecret of your
uniform success at the bar."
“Ah, young man, that secret is a life
study, but I will giveit to you oncondition
that you pay all my bills during this ses
sion of court.”
“Agreed, sir,” said the junior.
“Evidence, indisputable evidence.”
At the end of the month the judge re
minded the young man of his promise.
“I recall no such promise.”
“Ah, but you made it.”
"Yourevidence, please.”
And the judge, not having any witnesses,
lost n case for once!
The man who can produce indisputable
evidence wins public favor. I had an inter
view yesterday with the most successful of
American advertisers, whoso advertising is
most successful because always backed by
evidence.
“What styles of advertising do you
use? ” I asked H. H. Warner, Esq.
“ Display, reading matter and paragraphs
of testimonials.”
“Have you many testimonials?”
In answer he showed me a large cabinet
chock-full. “We have enough to fill Bos
ton, New York, Chicago, St. Louis and
Philadelphia morning papers.”
“Do you publish many of them? ”
“Not a tithe. Wonderful as are those
we do publish, we have thousands liko
them which we can not use. ‘Why not?’
Let me tell you. * Warner’s safe cure ’ has
probably been the rnostsuccessful medicine
for female disorders ever discovered. Wo
havo testimonialsTrom ladies of the highest
rank, but it would be indelicate to publish
them. Likewise many statesmen, lawyers,
doctors of world-wide fame have been
cured, but we can only refer to such per
sons in the most guarded terms, as we do
in our reading articles.”
“Are these reading articles successful?”
“ When read they make such an impres
sion that when the ‘evil days’ of ill health
draw nigh they are remembered, and War
ner’s safe cure is used.”
“No, sir, it is not necessary now, as at
first, to do such constant and extensive
advertising. A meritorious medicine sells
itself after its merits are known. We pre
sent just evidenco enough to disarm skep
tics and to impress the merits of the reme
dies upon new consumers. We feel it to be
our duty to do this. Hence, best to ac
complish our mission of healing thesick, we
use the reading article style. People won’t
read plain testimonials.”
“Yes, sir, thousands admit that had they
not, learned of Warner’s safe euro through
t his clever style they would still be ailing
and still impoverishing themselves in fees
to unsuccessful ‘practitioners.’ It would
do your soul good to read the letters of
thanksgiving we get from mothers, grateful
for the perfect success which attends War
ner’s safe cure when used for children, and
tne surprised gratification with which men
and women of older years and impaired
vigor, testify to the youthful feelings re
stored to them by the same means.”
“Are these good effects permanent? ”
“Of all the cases of kidney,liver, urinary
and female diseases we havecured, not two
per cent, of t hem report a return of their
disorders. Who else can show such a rec
ord?”
“ What is the secret of Warner’s safe euro
permanently reaching so many serious dis
orders? ”
“ I will explain by an illustration: The
little town of Plymouth, Pa., has been
plague-stricken for several months because
its water supply was carelessly poisoned.
The kidneys and liver are the sources of
physical well-being. If polluted by disease,
all the blood becomes poisoned and every
organ is affected, and this great danger
threatens every one who neglects to treat
himself promptly I was nearly dead my
self of extreme kidney disease, but what is
now Warner’s safe cure cured me, and I
know it is the only remedy in the world
that can cure such disorders, for I tried
everything else in vain. Cured by it my
self, I bought it and, from a sense of duty,
presented it to the world. Only by restor
ing the kidneys and liver can disease leave
the blood and the system.”
A celebrated sanitarian physician once
said to me: “The secret of the wonderful
success of Warner’s safe cure is that it is
sovereign over all kidney, liver and urinary
diseases, which primarily or secondarily
make up the majority of human ailments.
Like all great discoveries it is remarkably
simple."
Tlie house of H. 11. Warner & Co.
stands deservedly high in Rochester, and it
is certainly matter of congratulation that
merit has been recognized all over the
world, and that this success has been ua
qualifiedly deserved. Pen Point.
A letter-writer from Naples says:
“ Standing on Castle Elmo I drank in the
whole sweep of the bay.” What a swallow
he must have had! —Chicago Tribune.
At the recent Cincinnati candle fire the
loss was SIOO,OOO. It seems wicked.
Copyrighted.
For all disorders of the Blood, use
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla.
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Maas. Sold by Druggists. Price $1; eii bottles, $5,
PARSONS’ PILLS
BLOOD ?OIHON. and Dj” m^Vone'pi'l'l^ B '^^ R p"' 1 OomplainU, MALARIA,
have no equal. "I and them t valunhln j Por Female Complaints these Pllla
In ray practise I « e a n o o”hSr!-“ Dsnm.on” M.D Blwn? 1 V;,- D S Mo" 1 ' 0 ® 1 !®. *'>«"
Valuable Informatiou'
#R. U. AWARE
Lorillard’s Plug
bearing a red tin tag; that Lorillard's
.. Rose Leaf line cut; that Lcrtllarci's
bnvy t lipping., and that Lorillard’s Snuffs, are
the best and cheapest, quality considered ?
“TnE leprous distilmont, whoso effect
Bolds such au enmity with blood of man.
That, swift as quicksflvor, it courses through
Tho natural gates and alleys of the body.”
and causes the skin to \jecomo “barked
about, most lazar-like, with vile and loath
some crust.” Such are the effects of dis
eased and morbid bile, the only antidote
for which is to cleanse and regulate tho
liver—an office admirably pet-formed by
Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery.
When a man sees double, it is evident
that his glasses are too strong for him.—
Boston Transcript.
Young men or miilille-aged ones, suffering
from nervous debility and kindred weak
nesses should send threo letter stamps for
illustrated book suggesting sure means ol
cure. Address World’s Medical Association,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Some people who buy on time don’t ap
pear to know when time leaves off and eter
nity begins.— Merchant Traveler.
Humanity demands that omnibus, hack and
toam horses should wear the Boss Collar Pad.
Pantaloons are worn longor in July
thap in June. —Columbia Spectator.
Pike’s Tooth ache Drops cure In 1 minute,2sc.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beautifies. 25c.
German Corn Remover kills Corns a Uuuiouß.
It is a painful fact that the half-baked
man ls-not rare. — Puck.
ECZEMA!
Mvwifc has been sorely afflicted with Eczema of
Balt Rheuin from Infancy. We tried every known
remedy, but to no avail. Site was also afflicted with
a periodical nervous headache, sometimes followed
by an Intermittent fever, so that her life became- a
burden to her. Finally 1 determined to try 8. 8. 8.
She commenced seven weeks ago. After the third
bottle the Inflammation disappeared, and sore spots
dried tin and turned white and scaly, and finally sho
brushedthem oft Inan Impalpable white powder re
sembling pure salt. She ts now taking the sixth bot
tle; every appearance of the disease is Cone and her
flesh Is soft and whitens a child’s, tier headaches
have disappeared and she enjoys the only good health
she hnsknow-n in 40 years. No wonder she deems
every bottle of S. S. S. is wort It a thousand times its
weight In gold. JOHN F. BRADLEJ,
Detroit, Mich., May 16, 1885. 44 Griswold St.
For sale by all druggists.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
N. Y., 157 W. 23dSt. Drawers, Atlanta. Ga.
BR B I I I
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INVALUABLE IN SICKNESS.
In all eases of dysentery or any bowel complaints.
Ridge s Food should be adopted as the dietetic. It Is
perfectly safe, being neutral In its action upon tiio
bowels, and Is easily assimilated. Moreover, It will bo
retained where everything else falls.
WILHOFT’S FEVER AND AGUE TONIC
®A warranted cure for all diseases
caused by malarial poisoning of
the blood, such as Chills and Fever,
Fever and Ague, Sun Pains, Dumb
Chills, Intermittent, Remittent,
Bilious and all other Fevers caused
by malaria. It Is also the safest
and best cure for enlarged Spleen
(Fever Cake), General Debility
and Periodic Neuralgia. tfTFor Sale by all Druggists.
CHAS. F. KEELER, Wot}., Chicago, 111.
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LIQUID CLUE ra
Is tided hr thousands of fir** class Manufacturer* A TO
and Mechanics on their heat work. Received
GOLD MEDAL.London/WL Pronounced drongesi
glue known. Send card of dealer who does not keep IhOO
it,with five 2c stamp* for SAM PLE CAN FQ C C Lftg *n) Efl
Russia Cement Co., Gloncester.Mass. LQJLh LiiiojCJ
BOSS
collar PAD
of zoc Axn i.i:a i iii:u.
_ T<rO MORE SORB NECKS.
It will positively prevent chafing and cure sore
finer*. Horse can be worked while cure la per*
rectea. Harness makers wllr refund money If uofc
satisfied after 30 (lays trial. Be sure to get Fad large
enough. D£XTKR CVBTIB, MadUon, Wli.
LADY AGENTS permanent
1 -Ivr-jy. employment and good salary
r>jFsj3p# selling tlm en t'lty unu
Kb Stock IneSiipiM.rlcrs.Samplo
-aV outfit free. Andress Cincinnati
Suspender Co., Clnclnuat 1,0.
(fsftr A MOV I II ANIIBOARDforTIIBEE
\hn live Young Men or Ladles In each countv. Ad-
VUU dress P. W. ZIEGLER & CO., Philadelphia.
IRTICTC °*b TVBF COLO II >4. Gets. Con-
Mil I Iw I w vex Glass Cabiii' t, 48ct». n doz.; Card 23
cts. adoz. H. L. Ross, 1216 Ridge Ava„ I’hlla., Pa.
ED UCATIONAL.
Vai In O’ Mon if you want to become Tel.
I UUIIg reicll egriM.h OpQrutor*. and
be guaranteed employment,sddre»s I*, w. Ream. Ada,o.
Interview Your Druggist,
As this reporter is doing, and
he will tell you some curious
things. For instance,
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla
is a perfectly genuine medicine;
but there are plenty of so-called
Sarsaparillas in the market
that have no Sarsaparilla about
them except the name.
I have been in the Drug business, in
Lowell, for thirty years, and sell more of
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla than of all other Snr
saparillas combined. Being thoroughly
familiar with the analysis of this medi
cine, and knowing the care and skill em
ployed In its composition, I am certain
it contains nothing that could not bo
recommended by the most scrupulous phy
sician. It is made of the true Honduras
Sarsaparilla, and of other blood purifiers,
the best known to medical science, and la
a grand specific in chronic cases, such as
Scrofula, Salt-Rheum, Erysipelas, Kidney
Diseases, and troubles of the Stomach and
Liver. Many so-called Sarsaparillas aro
such only in name: they do not contain a
particle of the real medicinal Sarsaparilla
root. —Geo. C. Osgood, M. I)., Druggist,
Merrimack, cor. Suffolk sts., Lowell, Mass.
PiUPPD Treated anc cured without the knife.
I.Ani.r.n Book on treatment aent free. Adages*
Unit Uilll L.POND.M.IJ. Aurora. KuncCoaU.
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