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‘A GENTLE HINT.
When hubbg telephones to say,
“1 won't be home to-night L
Till after twelve—l've lots to do,
Just say, *Dear boy, all right;
I'm going out myself to-night,
snd won't be in till late.”
Will he come home on time? You bet!
He'll also come home utrarnsht.
—Harvard Lampoon,
HOPELESS,
“Mrs. Newrich never wears any
thing that becomes her.”
“No; she is simply a waste of fine
clothes.”—St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
SUCCESSFUL.
Hewitt—''l painted this picture to
keep the wolf from the door.”
Jewett--"‘lf you hang it where the
wolf can see it I guess you will suc
ceed.”’—Judge,
SAME AS HORSEFLESH.
Rustic—"“What makes these
blamed things go?”
Owner of Automobile (who had
just paid a repair bill)—‘“Money."”—
Chicago Tribune,
THE SITUATION.
Knicker—*‘The various candidates
are in the hands of their friends.”
Bocker — “Yes, but their friends
don’s know whether they are kings or
two-spots.”’—Brooklyn Life.
HOW HE'D KNOW,
The Patient—‘‘But look hcre!
How do I know all the times I'm get
ting absent treatment?”’
The Healer—*“Don’t worry, Tl'll
send you an itemized bill.”’—Life.
THE PHILOSOPHER.
‘“Pa, what is a philosopher?”
‘““A philosopher, Tommy, is a man
who doesn’t worry any about finan
cial stringencies, because he never
has any money.”’~—Somerville Jour
nal.
THE MALICE OF WOMAN.
Harry—‘“Are those curls Kate
wears, natural?”’
Mame—‘“Natural? I should say
so! I'd defy anybody to tell them
from her own hair.”’—Baltimore
'American,
GIVING HIM EXERCISE.
¢ *Justin,” said Mrs. Wyss. |
“Yes,” replied Mr. Wyss. °
“Will you speak a kind word to
Fido and make him wag his tail. He
hasn’t had one bit of exercise all
day.”’—Lippincott’s.
HOW IT HAPPENED.
“Why did you ever call your son
Cecil?”’
“Well, I left it to his mother, and
she was not by any means at her
best, either mentally or physically.”
~Chicago Record-Herald.
LUXURY EXPENSIVE.
“Why did you sell your auto?”
*Cost too much for repairs.”
“Wasn’t it a good machine?”
“First rate. Never got out of or
der. But I had to pay for repairing
the peoule it ran over.”—Philadel
phia Ledger.
SUGGESTED BY THE CUB.
“I object,” said the city editor, ‘“‘to
the use of the expression ‘wave of
crime’ in connection with the murder
of the hairdresser.”
“Maybe it was a marcel wave,”
timidly suggested the cub reporier.—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
BIG COLLECTION.
Gunner — ‘“The Ultra-Van Tasscls
moved to-day. There were seven
vans for the furniture and six extra
vans."”
Guyer—‘“lndeed! And what were
the extra vans for?”
Gunner — “Why, to remove their
family skeletons.””—Chicago News. .
ANOTHER 'ENTRY. .
“IHave you ever seen an effort to
prohibit betting?”’ - .
“Yes,” answered the turfman.
“The Legislature out in my State
tried it.”’
“And what was the result?”
‘“The bhookmakers went to betting
on whethey or not the law could bhe
enforced.”-—Washington Star.
ALL DEPENDED.
“Pa!” said the little Pennsylvania
boy.
“Well?”
“Is the movn made of green
¢heese?"”’
“Not if the contract caglled for
green cheese, son. But run along.,
Little boys mustn’t monkey with poli~
tics.”’—Louisville Courier-Journal,
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Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c. package colors all fibers. They dye in cold water boster than any other qve, U
van dye any garment without ripping apari. Write for free booklet—How to Dye, Bleach and hlix Colors. MONROUE LRUG CO., Quincy, Illinois.
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The patient in the office is worih
two in the grave.
Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy;
Compounded by Eprenenced Physicians.
Con}())rms to Pure Food and Drug Laws.
Murine Doesn’t Smart; Soothes Eye Pain.
Bluster doesn’t always raise the
wind,
Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford’s
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. At druggists.
It isn't every theory that can stand
up hefore a condition.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25¢ a Lottle
Many a man has been “skinned”
without losing any -cuticle. ;
For COLDS and GRIP.
Hick's CaAPUDINE is the best remedy-—
relieves the aching and feverishness—cures
the Cold and restores normal conditions. It’s
liquid—effects immediately. 10c., 26¢c. and
#oc., at drug stores.
ACCOUNTED FOR.
* Hyker—Ever notice what a lange
mouth Boastem has? _
Pyker—Yes: and that mny account
for some of his broad assertions.—
Chicago Daily News.
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as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play—when in health—and
how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they
enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome
diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved,
not by constant medication, but by ca~cful avoidance of every medicine of an injuri
ous or objectionable nature, and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist
nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure
and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy,
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna has come into general favor in many millions of
well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon
personal knowledge and use.
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna has also met with the approval of physicians gen
erally, because they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform
all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna, obtained by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act
most beneficially, and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Cal
ifornian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret
remedy, and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do
not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication.
Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs
and Elixir of Senna always has the full name of the Company—California Fig
Syrup Co.—plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in
bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent
size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it.
If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. Every family
should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and
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Bocause of those ugly, grizzly, gray haire. Use *‘ LA CREOLE' HAIR RESTORER. Price, SI.OO, retail.
An ounce of prevention is worth a
pound of cure.
BACKACHE IS KIDNEYACHE.
Cure the Kidneys and the Pain Will
Never Return, .
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back. Cure the cause, the ki@neys.
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nervous and lame in the morning.
Doan’s Kidney Pills helped me right
away, and the great relief that fol
lowed has been permanent.”
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a hox.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Talk scandal, aml_watch it grow.
Garfield Tea has brought good health to
thousands! Unequalled for constipation,
liver and kidney diseases. Composed of
Herbs. Buy trom your druggist.
If you must shoot birds,_ use a kodak.
Thousands tell of
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troubles. Tongue cannot express what Cardui has §
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thought that all there was for me to do, was to
wait for the icy hand of death; but I read your adver
tisement about Cardui and I am so glad I did, for §
now I feel better than in three years.
“Now my female troubles are all gone, and I
have no more pains.”’
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because it will help you. Its ingredi
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gentle. It has been found to restore
women’s strength and relieve wo
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the same reason, and in the same
way, that it has helped others.
‘All druggists sell Cardui. Try it.
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Made of Steel.
For Miners, Quarrymen, Farmers,
and All Men who do Rough Work.
Can be attached to your old shoes, and will
make them as good as new. You can buy
new shoes fittetf with them. They will never
.wear out. Lighter than leather, easy to
attach. Any cobbler can put them on.
Write for booklet that telis aYI about them.
UNITED SHOE MACHINERY CO,,
BOSTON, MASS.
