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NOT ON THE CLUB MENU,
My friend said, “Some fried oysters,”
I said, * Fried oysters, too.”
The waiter looked embarrassed,
And said, “That's something new,
I'll go out to the kitchen
And do my best for you,
But, if I'm not mistaken,
We've no fried oyster stew,”
—Judgc.
DURING THE HONEYMOUON.,
“Hubby, I want to wear my thia
oes in the rain.”
“*Well, dovey?"”
“Tell me 1 must n't,”"—Kansas City
ournal,
A YOUTHFUL YEARN.,
‘“Do angels have wings?”
“Yes, Johnny.”
' “Wish 1 could have 'em now. Gee,
‘w I could go after them high lin
‘s.”——Kansas City Journal,
! QUITE DIFFERENT.
; Club Man-—*l understand, sir, that
S;'ou began life as a newsboy?”
Guest of the Evening — ‘I fear
some one has been fooling you. I
began life as an infant.”’—Philippine
Gossip.
RESTAURANT LANGUAGE.
Patron (in quick lunch restaurant)
—“Waiter, I want two potatoes with
their skins on.”
Waiter (calling off to kitchen)—
“Two Irishmen with their pants on!”’
~—Judge. :
HIS CHOICE.
Bustin Seems-—“‘How'd yer like to
be one of dese here furrin rulers,
Sel?”
Seldum Shaves—*‘Not for me, Bus,
I'd a lot rather be a king bum dan a
bum king.”’—XKansas City Times.
HE KNEW.
“There is no number so unlucky as
thirteen,” said the superstitious per
son.
“Yes, there is,” answered Mr.
Chuggins. ‘I don’t remember it, but
it's on the back of my motor car.”’-—
Washington Star.
MANY HUSBANDS.
“I have three husbands to sup
port,” pleaded the ragged beggar
woman. - :
‘“What—are you a bigamist?*
“No, sir. One husband's mine, and
the others belong to my two daugh
ters.””—Cleveland Leader,
THE READY EXPLAINER.
“Why,” asked the customer, sus
piciously, ‘“‘do you put so many little
berries under the top layer of big
ones?”
“That,” answered the affable gro
cer, ‘‘is done so that we can get more
of them into a box.” — Washington
Star,
IN A. D 1950,
“John, are you nearly through in
here?” : 4
1" ¥aq. gir."" ;
‘“Well, when you get through, go
out and spread the life-net under
room No. 560,892, Mr. Jones has
fallen from the top story.”—Harper's
Weekly.
IT WORKS BOTH WAYS,
“We're going to live in a bettzr
neighborhocod hereafter,” said Mrs.
Uppish, the objectionable next éoor
woman,
““So are we!”’ replied Mrs. Pepprev,
“Oh, are you going to move, toe?"
‘““No. We're going to stay herse.’’-—
New York Jcurnal.
ANOTHER EXCUSE.
The foolish man had just Rilled
the goose that laid the golden egg,
“Why did you Kkill it?” asked the
{friends.
“1 killed it because its ‘honk
honk!’ sounded so much like an auto
mobile I couldn’t sleep,” grumblled
the foolish man.—Chicago Newa.
DID THE RIGHT THING,
Judge — ‘““You say you found this
$56 bill?”
Prisoner—*‘Yes, yvour Honor.”
Judge—"“And you didn’t attempt
to restore it?”’
Prisoner—*‘l did, your Honor."”
Judge—‘“To its owner?”
Prisoner—‘‘No; to circulation’—
Judge.
POSSIBLE COMPLICATION.
“Paw!’
“Well, Tommy.”
“Do you believe there’s people liv
ing on Mars?’”’
1 see no reas@n to doubt it.”
“Well, would@t it be a good Joke
on ’em if theygould find out, alter
we got to taffile to 'em thity b
don't know @ the name of their
plept? == Rribupe, | . o
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Paw-Paw fruit. T unhesitatipgly recom
mend these ellls as being the best laxa
tive and catbartic ever compounded. Get
a 25-cent bottle and lif you are not pep
fectl ugtwud I will refund your money.
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PHILADELPHIA, PA.
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what Liver or Bowel medicine you
are using, stop it now. Get a 100
box — week’s treatment —of CAS
CARETS today from your druggist
and learn how easily, naturally and
delightfully your liver can be made
to work, and your bowels move every
day. There's new life in every box.
CASCARETS are nature's helper.
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Too Old To Learn New Language
“Why don’t you try to drive that
horse without profanity.”
“It wouldn't do any good,” an
swered the canal boatman. “It ain't
fair to the ’‘orse to ask it to
start at its time o' life to learn a
lot of polite werds.”—Tit-Bits.
Tetterine Recommendced for Eczema,
Ringworm, Old Sores,
Risings, Etc.
Morvin, Ala., August 1, 1308.
J. T. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga.
Dear Bir:—l received your Tetterine all
O. K. 1 have used it for Eczema and
Tetter, Ringworms, old sores and risings
and can gladly recommend it as & sure
cure.
Yours truly, J. R. Deßride.
Tetterine cures Eczema, Tetter, Ring
Worm, Ground Itch, Itching Pil2s, in
fant's Sore Head, Pimples, Boils, Rough
Scaly Patches on the Face, Old Itehing
Sores, Dandruff. Cankered Scalp, Bun
fons, Corns, Chilblains and every form of
Skin Disease. Tetterine 50c; Tetterine
Soap 25¢. Your druggist, or by malil from
the manufacturer, The Shuptrine Co.,
Savannah, Ga.
It is easier to dodge responsibility
than it is to dodge the result.
Serial No. 701.
When Uncle Sam went out after fake
drugs and patent medicines, Dr. Mitchell’s
Eye Salve with never a change in formula
or label at once registered and received
Serial No. 701. The influence of Dr. Mitch
ell's Eye Salve has ever gpread through
honest merit. Unfailing cure for sore,
weak and inflamed eyes. Price, 25 vents.
Unpardonable!
Eillen—They are not smart people,
are they?
Eleanor—QOh! dear, no. He wears
last year’'s clothes, and she uses last
season’s slang.
" Do Your Feet Ache and Burn?
Shake into your shoes Allen’s Foot-Kase, a
powder for the feet. It makes tight or
new shoes feel easy. Cures Corns, Bunions,
Swollen, Hot, Sma_rtmgoand Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Bold by all Dmggists
and Shoe stores, 25 cts. Sample sent FREE.
Addreas Allen 8. Olmsted, Leßoy, N. Y.
Have you ever noticed that a wise
man keeps his mouth shut a good
deal?—Connie Mack.
For COLDS and GRIP.
Hick’s CAPUDINE is the best remedy—
relieves the aching and feverishness—cures
the Cold and restores normal conditious, It’s
liquid—effects immediately. 10c., 25¢. and
50c., at drug stores.
Hasty speech puts many an oppor
tunity out of reach.
THE RIGID TRUTH
And Confirmation to Any Kidney Suf
ferer Who Asks It.
Mrs. W. H. Cobb, Nicholasville,
Ky., says: “I will keep strictly to the
il most rigid truth in
B telling of my exper
i # ience wi.th Doan’s
o) @ W Kidney Pills, and
Y 4 . $) “will be glad to give
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’ dence to anybody. A
| :53@ \ catch or stitch in my
L 7 BNy back was followed
XS 7)’ with dull, constant
T APARR backache and pain
in the hips. Throbbing headaches
took all the ‘go’ out of me. I lost ap
petite and weight and grew weak.
The kidney secretions became scan
ty and dropsy set in. I suffered so I
hardly cared what became of me, but
the firgt box of Doan’s Kidney Pills
made me better, and I used the rem
edy faithfully until all symptoms left
me and I gained 14 pounds.”
Sold by ali dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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and a positive and
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Milltown, Georgia.
To maeet our subseription on two new
rallway enterprises cowming to our town
with other factory nntorrrhm. we are offer
ing 200 ehofoe lots ¢lose in at the low price
of $85,00 eacl, payable #lO ensh, balance §3
monthly, This is the greatest sacrifico ever
offered In Renl Estate, ns our town has
nearly 2,000 people now, and with convict
labor driven out of our town, u $50,00
Baptist College completed, two more rall
ways headed this way, with several factory
eutnrrrluos, we eannot holp doubling our
poFu ation in another year,
This is a snap; write ¥k, as they cnn
not last long. %do dulgfi. No waiting. You
Zot dead the day payMents are completed,
South Georgia Land & Industrial Co.
Box 29, Milltown, Ga.
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Pluck loses no time on account of
hard luck,
Special Announcement!!
The Atlanta, Birmingham & Atlantie Rafl
road will inaugurate sleeping car service on
uight traing between Atlanta and Bruns
wick, effective June 10. Pullman sleepers
of latest design will be used in this service,
Southbound, leave Atlanta 7:5) p. m., ar
rive Brunswick 830 a. m. Northbound,
leave Brunswick 7:00 p. m., arrive Atlanta
7:26 o, m.
These trains make close connection at
Brunswick with Steumers for St. Simon’s
and Cumberland Islaunds.
The elegant day coaches and Pullman
sleepers in these trains afford au opportu
nity, not heretofore enjoyed to travel to and
from Georgia's famous Seashors resorts
comfortably. Ary Ticket Agent of the
Conymny will give further information.
W. H. Lealy, G. P. A.; Chas. Patton, T. P
A.; W. A, Stokes; C, P. A.
Blessings of poverty may look gocd
to the millionaire.
Better than gold—Like it in color—Ham
lins Wizard Oil—the best of all remedies
for rheumatism, neuralgia, and all pain,
soreness and inflammation.
Simplified spelling, to the Philadel
phia Record, is simply the ragtime of
orthography.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Byrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces in{lamma
tion, allays pain, cureswind colic, 25¢ a tottle
A priEe -m_axzi\;—}agi&éwall rigvht on al
mos‘t anything except a man.
Rough on Rats, unbeatable exterminator.
Rough on Hen Lice, Nest Powder, 25¢c.
RKough on Bedbugs, Powder or Liq’d, 25¢c.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 25c.
Rough on Roaches, Pow’d, 15¢c., Liq'd, 25¢.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, 25c.
Rough on Skeeters, agreeable in use, 25c.
E. S. Wells, Chemist, Jersey City, N. J.
London now has its Lambs’ Club,
which has just been opened in Jermyn
street. It is not on guite the same
plan as the similar society in New
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Painkiller (Perry Davis’)draws theinflam
\mation from stings of bees and insects, Al
lays theitching of mosquito bites. 35c¢.& dc,
If* 2 man makes the most of his
opportunities his opportunities will
make the most of him, — John T.
Brush.
Dr, Biggers Huckteberry Cordial Cures
All Stomach Troubles, Children T2sthing,
Diarrhoea. Dysentery, etc. At Druggisis
25¢ and 50c per bottle.
Up to a ceitain point exposure to
radium rays stimulates the germina
tion of seeds, but if that point be
passed the growth is stopped.
SOOTHES AND HEALS SKIN TROUBLES
Not only does Hancock’s Sulphur Oint
ment soothe the irritation, stop the itching
and relieve the pain from Burns, Scalds,
Open Sores, raw surfaces and chafed parts,
but it heals and cures. In cases of eczema
it is the best thing you can use, in connec
tion with Hancock’s Sulphur Compound.
Many doctors treated Ofticer John T. Car
roll, of Baltimore, and failed to cure a ter
rible case of eczema from which he suf
fered. He used Hancock's Sulphur Com
pound and Hancock's Sulphur Qintment,
and writes that he is completely cured.
The ointment removes roughness of the
face or hands and keeps the.skin soft and
smooth, Your druggist sells it. Booklet
free if you write HANcock LiQuip SurL
raur Co., Baltimore. Md.
A friend in the hand is worth two
enemies in the bush.—Harry C. Pul
liam,
HANDS RAW AND SCALY.
Itched and Burred Terribly—Could
Not Move Thumbs Without Flesh
Cracking — Sleep Impossible —
Cuticura Soon Cured Eczema.
“An itching humor covered both my
hands and got up over my wrists and even
up to the elbows. The itching and burning
were terrible. My hands got all sealy and
when [ scratched, the surface would be
covered with blisters and then get raw.
The eczema got so bad that I could not
move my thumbs without deep cracks ap
pearing. 1 went to my doctor, but his
medicine could only stop the itching., At
night I suffered so fearfully that 1 could
not sleep. I could ngt bear to touch my
hands with water. This went on for three
months and T was fairly worn out. At last
I got the Cuticura Remedies and in a
month T was cured. Walter H. Cox, 16
Somerset St., Boston, Mass., Sept. 25, 1908.”
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props.
of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Mass.
Don’t argue. That's a bigger fool
{rick than drinking too much walter.
—Joa Viila, :
Modesty of a Great Man,
The modesty of a great man o}
science is shown in the relations bo
tween Darwin and his publisher, John
Murray. When he sent to his puh
lisher the famous “Origin of Species,’
Darwin wrote: “It may be conceit
bu: I believe the subject will inter
est the public, and I am sure thaj
the views are original. If you thiny
otherwige, I must repeat my reques:
that you will freely reject my work,
I shall be a iittle disappointed; |
ghall be in no way injured.” He wan
“astounded” at the fact that the trado
ordered 1,493 coples before publica.
tion and delighted with Dr. Wilber.
force's article in the Quarterly Re
view. “I am qu'zzed s I°ndidly,” he
gaid. “I really telieve that I enjoyel
it as much as if 1 had not been the
unfortunate. butt.” When he brought
to Mr. Murray his book on earth
worms of which seven editions were
gold within a year, Darwin said: “I
doubt very mueh whether it will in
terest the public, as the subject s
not an atiractive one.”—Science Pro
gress. ‘
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MACON, GA., Announcement for 1909.
We are pleased to announce that our school will continue under the same successful management. We
place our students in well paying positions and exercise just as muth care in the placing of students
as in the %reporntion. Suewellocj en&po of trained instructors. Wy permission we refer to the clergy
of Macon. Btarting RIGHT MEANS ENDING RIGHT. Send for catalogue Number 2.
THE SUPREME COURT
Has just sustained the decision of the Lower Court that
Is not an infringement of any krand, but gained its popularity in
the coffee world because it is always sweet and mellow, making it
the leading TWENTY-FIVE CENT SELLER IN THE SOUTH.
We won first in the field of commerce on merit and again in the
highest court in the land on equity and 'justice. We will continue
to give the public the 35 cent kind for 25 cents. Our claim is
FRESH ROAST, CLEAN, AND FULL WEIGHT.
AMERICAN COFFEE COMPANY of NEW ORLEANS, Ltd.
COFFEES AND TEAS.
A fool with money has many 1w
lowers.
For HEADACHE—-Hicks’ CAPUDINE
Whether from Colds, Heat. Stomach or
Nervous Troubles, Capugdine will relieve you.
It’s liquid—pleasant to take-—acts immedi
ately. Try it, 10c., 25c, and 50c. at drug
e,
Peals of applause often greet
man who slips on a banaa neel
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Libhy’s
Vierna Sausage
Is distinctly different from any
other sausage you ever tasted.
Just try one can and it is sure to
become a meal-time necessity, to
be served at frequent intervals.
Libby’s Vienna Sau=
sage just suits for breakfast, is
fine for luncheon and satisfies at
dinner or supper. Like all of
Libby’s Food Products it is care
fully cootsed and prepared, ready
to-serve, in Kibby’s Great
White Kitchemn~ the
cleanest, most scientific kitchen in
the world. :
Other popular, ready-to-serve
Libby Pure Foods are:—
Cooked Cerned Baef
Peerless Dried Beef
Veal Loaf
Evaporated Milk
Baked Beans
Chow Chow
Mixed Pickles
Write for free booklet,—*'How
to make Good Things to Eat’’,
Insit on Lißby’s at your
grocers.
Libby, McNeill & Libby
Chicago
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SHAFTING, PULLEYS, BELTS
LOMBARD IRON WORKS, AUGUSTA, GA.
SECURE A FREE
AT MERIWETHER WHITE
SULPHUR SPRINGS,
The Queen of Georgia Resorts.
Thé company has already spent sev
enty thousand dollars in improvements,
and propose selling a few shares of
guaranteed 6 per cent stock. To faclli
tate its sale, they are giving with each
share of stock a cottage building lot,
60x150, and the free use of the Springs.
Make application at once, they will not
last jong, over one-half of them already
taken, Write at once,
Meriwether White Sulphur
Springs Co., :
Room 100 Marion Hotel, At'~nta, Ga.
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National Surgical Institute
ATLANTA, GA.
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This Institute Treats Deformities of
the Spine, Limbs and Feet and CHRONIC
DISEASES. Send for literacure.
BOOKLETS!
For a beautiful illustrated resort book
let, issued by Atlanta, Birmingham and
Atlantic Railroad, entitled ‘“Seashore
and Mountain,” with up-to-date resort
map, send two cents in postage to W.
H. Leahy, Gen’l Passenger Agt., A. B.
& A. R. R.. Atlanta, Ga.
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in cleansing, whitening and
removing tartar from the teeth, besides destroyiag
all germs of decay and disease which ordinary
tooth preparations cannot do.
THE MOUTH Paxtine used as a mouth
wash disinfects the mouth
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which collect in the mouth, causing sore throat,
bad teeth, bad breath, grippe, and ‘much sickness.
THE EYES when inflamed, tired, ache
and burn, may be instantly
relieved and strengthened by Paxtine.
c AT AHRH Paxtine will destroy the germs
that cause catarth, heal the in
flammation and stop the discharge. It is a swe
remedy for uterine catarrh.
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