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AMERICAN HUMOR.
rt Supplied by Our Exchanges.
Classical anecdote: Said Cicero to Atti
cus, “Shall you hang your stockings up to
night at your father’s Lares?” Atticus pith
ily replied: “No, I have hung up my sum
mer toga at my uncle’s.” —Yale Record.
He had just had his hair cut and return
ed home. “Hum!” he says,after examining
himself in the glass critically, “I guess I
shall have to go back to the barber’s shop
again This’ll never do!” “What’s the
rnatter?” says his wife: “has he cut your
hair too long?” “No, confound him; he’s
gone and cut it too short. I’ll make him
cut it over again.”
At Hard Pan—Two gentlemen met on State
street this morning. Said one to the other:
“How is business?” “Poor,” was the reply
“I met with a little accident. Night before
last burglars broke into my store, but left
without taking anything. Everything was
marked so low that they came around next
morning and made purchases. Albany
Journal.
The Mills of the Gods. “And what is the
man whom you are to bless with your hand
and heart, my dear ?” “Oh, his name is
Arthur Mills.” “And how do you like
him?” “Ob, he’s just the loveliest of men
—a heaven-sent prize. He’s a trifle slow,
though.” “Oh, well, never mind that. You
know the mills of the gods grind slowly.”
—Boston Times.
“Hubby, did you mail my letter !” “Yes,
my dear. Had to run like fury to catch the
first mail.” “Why, here it is in your pock-
V now.” “Hey? Um—a—yes, so it is—
m, this isn’t your letter; this is—that s,
t lis isn’t the one you wrote; this is thei one
y u were going to write and forgot. Joi n
Henry !” “No, Mary, I didn’t mail yoi r
letter. “Well, I’m awfully glad. I want
to add a postscript.”—Chicago News.
O’Flinskin—Misther Macßell, ye’re a re
spectable thradesman. I’m goin’ to thrate
mesilf to a rale fish dinner, sorr, and I’ll
give yes the ordher now.
Macßell—lts mesilf ’ll be plazed to take
it, sorr.
O’Flinskin—Well, thin, will you be so
kind as to send your gossoon of a boy round
to me house with a red herr’n? —London
Fun.
“Oh, Mr. Savage, it is so kind of you to
come up to criticise my poor little painting
for the Art Monthly:”
“Yaas. Which is this daub of your’v.
mif’?”
“There it is, on the wall sir.”
“Ab, that will nevah uo. No art in it,
m’ss. Very bad. Clio..ng simply shock
*g. Pains me to look at it. And bless me
’ ” you haven’t even put some leaves on your
trees when the whole landscape is cover I
with snow. Nature net ah ”
“Why, Mr. Savage, you are look ; ng out
at the window. This is my painting—this
little flower study behind you.”
Home Items ami Topics.
—“All your own fault.
If you remain sick when you can
Get hop bitters that never—Fail.
—The weakest woman, smallest child and
sickest invalid can use hop bitters with safety
and great good.
—Old men tottering around from Rheuma
tism, kidney trouble or any weakness will be
made almost new by using hop bitters.
4®*My wife and daughter were made
healthy by the use of hop bitters, and I re
commend them to my people.—Methodist
Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor if hop
Bitters are not the best family medicine
On earth ! 1!
Malarial fever, Auge and Biliousness, will
leave every neighborhood as soon as hop bit
ters arrive.
“My mother drove the paralysis and neu
ralgia all out of her system with hop bit
ters.”—. Ed. Oswego Sun.
33-Keep the kidneys healthy with hop bit
ters and you need not fear sickness.
—lce water is rendered harmless and more
refreshing and reviving with hop bitters in
each draught.
—The vigor of youth for the aged and infirm
in hop bitters 1! 1
(—“At the change of life nothing equals )
J Hop Bitters to allay all troubles incident >
( Thereto.” )
—“The best periodical for ladies to take
monthly, and from which they will receive
the greatest benefit is hop bitters.”
—Mothers with sickly, fretful, nursing chil
dren, will cure the children and benltit them
selves by taking hop bitters daily.
—Thousands die annually from some form
of kidney disease t hat might have been pre
vented by a timely use of hop bitters.
—lndigestion, weak stomach, irregularities
of the bowels cannot exist when hop bitters
are used.
A timely * * * use of hop
Bitters will keep a whole family
In robust health a year at a little cost.
—To produce real, genuine sleep and child
Pke repose all night, take a little hop bitters
on retiring.
JKy-None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff with “Hop” or “Hops” in
their name.
BUSIN
You will have nothing else if you tiy
“St ralgbt Web” Cigarettes, just once.
If you want a good fitting shirt, either
white or fancy, try L. Fried.
For the latest style and low prices in gents
furnishing goods, L. Fried’s Is the pls 'e-
Look for General Lee’s picture on each
package of Farorlte Cigarettes.
Favorite Cigarettes are mild, sweet and very
fine.
Overcoats, nobby and resonable in price, for
children from 2% up, can be found In large
variety at B. H. Levy & Bro.’s.
Favorite Cigarettes wi’l sweeten meditar
ton.
Clean teeth, healthy gums and a pure
breath by using Holmes’ Wash and Denti
frice. Try a bottle.
Retailers can get Favorite Cigarettes from
Hy. Solomon & Co., wholesale agents.
Linen cuffs 30 eats or three pair for 50 cents
*t L, Fried’*.
Favorite Cigarettes will sooth your troubles
See below.
Linen collars, latest styles, standing and
t irn-down, reduced from 15 to 10 ce at L
Fried’s.
Wanted, 10,000 boys to smoke Favorite Ci
garettes, at 5 cents per package.
Look through the locals for cheap! dres 8
goods at L. Frieds.
Connoiseurs smoke “Straight Web” Cigar
ettes, and will have ho others, for they are
choicest,
For latest style fancy percale g Feecan and
shirts L. Frlmi’s is the place.
At L. Fried's, the reason you are not forced
or talked half to death to buy goods you do
not like,is because he carries a largeaud well
selected stock. Also sells so cheap that you
will find it no trouble to buy or get suited,as
he intends to carry out as he advertises.
For the accommodation of our patrons we
have established a Tailoring Department,
where any garment bought of us can be al
tered to suit the taste of the most fastidious,
free of charge. We invite the public to call
and look through our establishment, which is
by far the largest in the &
THE SAVANNAH DAILY TIMES, THURSDAY, JANUARY 1, 1885.
KROUSKOFF’S
Wholesale and Retail
MILLINERY HOUSE
l
ANNOUNCEMENT!
WE ARE STILL CROWDED IN OUR UPPER AND LOWER FLOORS
WITH AN IMMENSE STOCK OF
Fine Fall aai ta Millinery I
; WHICH
MUST BE CLOSED OUT
BEFORE OUR IMPORTATION OF SPRING MILLINERY ARRIVES
, IN THIS PORT. WE HAVE DECIDED ON A
i
Grand Clearing Out Sale I
' AND OFFER THE ENTIRE STOCK OF FELT, VELVET AND STRAW
HATS, TRIMMED AND UNTRIMMED, FINE PLUMES, TIPS,
FRENCH FLOWERS, VELVETS AND PLUSHES,
SATINS, VELVET AND SILK RIBBONS, &c.,
At Cost and Less than Cost
WE SHALL PUT ON SALE AND ESPECIALLY DRAW THE ATTEN
TION OF THE PUBLIC TO OUR
French Fur Felt Hats at 75 cents.
“ “ Felts, Bound, SI.OO.
Wool Felts at 40 cents.
TRIMMED HATS AND BONNETS!
ACT HALF I‘liK i; !
AND ALL OUR OTHER GOODS AT EQUALLY LOW PRICES.
BEING LARGE JOBBERS IN THESE GOODS, IT IS NOT NECESSARY
TO SAY THAT RETAILERS CANNOT POSSIBLY COMPETE, MORE ESPE
CIALLY WHEN WE DECIDE ON CLOSING OUT.
One Thousand Children’s Trimmed Feit Hats
I AT 25 CENTS.
THESE ARE LEFT OVER FROM LAST WINTER’S STOCK, BUT ARE
; PERFECTLY GOOD FOR STREET OR SCHOOL WEAR, AND ARE GOOD
VALUE AT ONE DOLLAR.
jS. Iv lt O L
Wholesale and Retail Millinery.
M. STERNBERG,
JIIWEIER.
When moving into my new Store I made very extensive purchases, and compliments
have been showered upon me from all sides upon my
Elegant and Tasty Stock.
I presumed that my stock would have been ample for the Holiday Trade, but I was com-
■ pelled, owing to the appreciation I met with, to make continual additions to my stock, and
yet my purchases could hardly keep apace with
Tlie Unprecedented Demand !
I have now made arrangements so ample that I can assure my friends and the public that
■ after today my stock will be again as complete iu every respect as can only be found in the
1 very best houses in the leading Northern cities.
MY SPECIALTIES ARE
Diamonds, and the Most Celebrated and Reliable Makes of Gold
Watches, and my Fancy Jewelry is not Wanting in
Either Taste, Design or Workmanship.
NO FANCY PRICES !
Every Article Guaranteed as Represented.
i My unprecedented success is summed up in these few words. No matter how ignorant
one may be as to the quality or value of Jewelry, he receives honest goods at honest prices.
IVT. STEJFLKrBKZJFLCSr/
BROUGHTON ST.
HOLIDAY GOODS
o
Finest Limoges China.
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GIPSY SAUCERS AND PLATES.
After Dinner Coffees, Tete a Tete Sets,
Dinner Sets, Tea Sets,
BREAKFAST SETS, DESERT SETS,
AND
Toilet Sets in Endless Variety I
COLOGXE SEISI
Fancy Glassware, I.einonade Sets,
FINE HAMMERED BRASS LAMPS,
W A. 3C D O LL. 0!
And Thousands jof Other Fancy Articles at Store of
JOHN A. DOUGLASS & CO.
161 Broughton Street, SAVANNAH, GA
CARPETS & FURNITURE
AT
EMIL A. SCHWARZ.
3FLTTC3HS ’ JUT-A-TIB!
Special Induce Hint to Buyers.
Having replenished my extensive stock of CARPETS by the addition of the LATEST
PATTERNS, I am prepared to offer SPECIAL BARGAINS iu that department.
Goods at a Lower Figure than ever sold in Savannah.
o
RUGS AND MATS.
A full assortment of Smyrna goods in Oriental and Persian designs and colorings at
ower price than the common Tapestry and Velvet goods.
COVERIIKTGrS,
In Coverings we have the last shades of Silk, Flushed and Sateens. Also Cretons, Heps and
Turkomams for Portiers.
OIL CILOTHS.
English and American sheet Oil Cloths and American goods from 1 to 2% yards wide.
Antique Lace Curtains and Window Shades.
Special designs, which must be seen to be appreciated.
FURTVITUTAE.
Having made special arrangements with some of the leading Furniture Manufacturing
Companies, we are prepared to offer the finest assortment of FURNITTRE, at such a low
figure that it will certainly be an i nducement for you to refurnish. We do uot publish price ■
as that only misleads. Call and look at the goods, and you will see that the facts are as stat ed
EMIL A. SCHWARZ,
Entrance 127 Broughton street, 1 door from Bull.
FlßST ’class - STOCK
A T
LOW PRICES
A T
W, J. Lindsay’s Carpet and Furniture Emporium,
169 AND 171 BROUGHTON STREET.
Lace Curtains from S.'i to Sls Per Pair
and Tapestry Brussels Carpet at almost any Price.
Ingrain and Hemp Carpets always on hand. Fringes, Felts, Canton Flannels, Raw Silks,
Ramie and Jute Goods iu numberless designs.
Window Shades by the Gross, the Neatest and Newest Patterns
Always in Stock.
Pole aud Adjustable Cornices, Symrna Rugs and Mats, Oil Cloths to suit the Rich aud Poor.
«■»- A new lot of Imported CRELONNES with figures on them, just arrived.
We mean business, and will sell LOW DOWN. Competent workmen. Satisfaction
guaranteed.
CALL EARLY, ON
W. J. LINDSAY.
everybody’wants to know why
AL. FALK & SOIN,
are selling their Clothing so cheap? Simply because they bought that Immense wholesale
stock of Clothing of this season's manufacture, for
Mk, Htjs, W d Mta’i fa in I. M,
and in order to reduce same, they are giving their patrons and the public generally the
benefit of low prices, guaranteeing all goods as represented, or
R E F UM > I A T II E M O X E Y OX
all unsatisfactory purchases—providing the goods are returned uninjured, within
TEN DAYS after purchase. Their stock is still well assorted, and they
would advise all who are in need of (not cheap clothing) but
CLOTHING C’HC Al*.
Give them a call before purchasing elsewhere. Remember the stand of
TV. F'A. L. K. «fc SORT,
THE ONE PRICE CLOTHIERS AND FURNISHERS,
Successors to I. L. Falk & Co.
Corner Congress, Whitaker and St. Julian Streets.
HOLIDAY GOODS!
AT
A. J. MILLER & Co’s
Furniture and Carpet Emporium
Fino Farlcr Suits aud Beiricm Suits!
Mirror Door Wardrobes,
Combination Dressing Cases, Chiffoniers, Fine Dining Room Pieces.
Also, choice assortment of NOVELTIES upholstered in Leather, Plush, Silk and Ramie.
BOUQUET STANDS, BRACKETS, &c.
OUR CARPET DEPARTMENT
Is also filled with a choice assortment of goods suited to this purpose.
CJEIILDKEIN’S DEPARTMENT.
FINE DOLL CARRIAGES, BUREAUS, TABLES, CHAIRS, V ELOCIPEDES, &c., &c.
<3“Do not fail to inspect our stock.
J. MILLED Ac CO.
HOLIDAY GOODS
I WILL SELL MY GOODS AS LOW AS THE LOWEST, NOT EXCEPTING PEOPLE
who offer to sell at COST. Come and see me and be CONVINCED.
Bargains in Diamonds Gold and Silver
Watches, Gold Jewelry,
Huff ? 'kA? ’ Ladies’ Bar Pins, Ear Rings, Gold Pens and Pencils,
Gold and Silver Headed Canes,
Iklc . Gold Spectacles.
’ fl All at the lowest prices.
~ Gre‘it;inducements in Silver Platedwaro
-“A T
Al. L. DESBOUILLONS,
No. 31 Bull Street.
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PKOVISIONS AND GROCERIES.
New Orleans Sugar!
Ns?/ Orleans Syrup
RECEIVED DIRECT
B Y
A. JI. & C. W. WEST.
Yew Goods.
DEHESA RAISINS,
LONDON LAYER RAISINS,
SULTANA RAISINS (Seedless),
LOOSE MUSCATEL RAISINS,
LEGHORN CITRON,
NEW CURRANTS,
DRIED FIGS,
PLUM PUDDING,
EVAPORATED PEACHES,
EVAPORATED APPLES,
TABLE AND COOKING PRUNES
E. L. GEORGE’S,
Cor. State and Whitaker streets.
FIREWORKS
ROMAN CANDLES,
!SKY ROCKETS,
VERTICLE WHEEL
MINES,
FLOWER POTS,'
FIRE CRACKERS,
CANNON CRACKERS
-AT-
BRANCH A COOPER'S.
At A. HOYLE’S;
Quinces for Preserving.
Green Root Ginger.
Hot fine Fulton Mark’t Bee
Fresh Cabbages.
No. 1 Ham at 15c.
“ Strip Bacon at 13o»
P. g’s Head at Gc.
Pig’s Feet in half barrels
Hebron Beauty Potatoes,
The finest Table Potatoes in the wo
2 boxes string Garlic.
V. DOYLE.
Choice Family Groceries
FOR THE
HOLIDAYS
FRESH NUTS, FRESH CRACKERS,
IVative Wines.
The Original Budweiser and An.causer Bot
tle Beer. Fresh Candies, Wilson’s Crackers,
Canned goods of every description.
Goods delivered free in all parts of the city,
Give me a call.
V. S. STUDER,
Corner of Drayton and Perry streets,
ta to tars mi Hi
THE TENNESSEE
STOII KIMI w
CONSIGNMENTS RECEIVED DAILY.
Fruits and Vejyetatoiow
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Corner St. Julian street aud MarketSqu aro
PRICES REASONABLE.
r-
GREEN GROCERY,
O. W. TEIDD E JR
PROPRIETOR,
Corner Habersham and Chariton Sts.
Always on Hand the Freshest and Choicest
MEATS,POULTRY AND VEGETABLES
FINE VEAL AND MUTTON,
COUNTRY AND YARD EGGS
FRUITS OF ALL KINDS IN SEASON.
O-All orders promptly attended to, and
Goods Delivered Free in all parts of the city |
Your patronage respectfully solicited.*®*
Christmas
-AT-
LaT’AIl’S.
GENTLEMEN’S DRESSING GOWNS,
GENTLEMEN’S SMOKING JACKETS,
Handsome Patterns Silk Handkerch’fs
FINE KID GLOVES,
New Satin Scarfs and Ties,
Fancy Walking Canes,
Opera Glasses.
LEATHER DRESSING CASES—
English make,
SHAVING SETS,
Valises and Satchels
ALL WOOL UNDERSHIRTS.
CAMELS HAIR UNDERSUITS,
BUGGY ROBES,
WATERPROOF COATS-
Englisli style, cloth on ouejado,
4S* Anything needed by gentlemen
—A T
LaF-AJR’ S,
23 Bull street.