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JONES AM) THE BABY.
BY FANNY RAYMOND.
“ It seems to me,” said Jones to his
wife, who was w r alking around the room,
with the baby in her arms, “that women
make a great deal of unnecessary fuss
about putting a child to sleep. Now, I
would chuck him into bed, and let him
squall it out.”
“It seems to me,” said Mrs. Jones,
quietly, “ that all men are born idiots.”
Jones couldn’t, for the life of him, see
what that fact had to do with putting
tho baby to sleep, but ha wisely held his
peace.
Tho next evening, Mrs. Jones came
into the sitting-room, where Jones was
reading the market reports, and said :
" I am going down to mother’s after
that recipo for yeast. Baby is asleep,
but, if he should wake, I presume you
could put him to sleep again—men are
so handy with babies.”
“All right! I’ll put him to sleep
again in less than no time ; run along,
my dear,” said Jones, cheerfully.
Mrs. Jones vanished, and Jones ro
sumed hia paper.
Soon after his wife’s departure, Jones
heard a little premonitory grunt from
tlio vicinity of the bedroom.
" Hullo ! what’s that ? ” exclaimed, as
ho assumed a listening attitude.
He soon found out, for tho juvenile
member of the Jones family set up a
series of yells that would havo done
credit to a prims donna.
Jones dropped his paper, rushed into
the bedroom, seized his offspring, and
carried him wrong end up back into the
sitting-room.
The suddenness of the attack, and tho
unusual position, so astonished his baby
ship that he forgot to scream for a few
seconds, but when Jones righted him
up, and offered him a pair of sleeve-but¬
tons for playthings, Johnny shut Uis
eyes, opened his mouth, and began
again with renewed vigor and determina¬
tion.
Jones abandoned the sleeve-buttons,
and tried to “ cuddle ” the baby up af¬
ter tlie maternal fashion, but baby stern¬
ly refused to “ cuddle and, with a de¬
gree of energy for which Jones was
wholly unprepared, and which evinced
a total lack of respect for tho “ author
of his being,” Johnny grabbed the pa¬
ternal whiskers with both hands and
howled louder than over.
Jones released himself, smoothed his
cherished whiskers, deposited his heir
on the sofa, retreated to a safe distance,
rubbed his face carefully, smiled in a
vague kind of a way, as if ho didn’t
know exactly where tho fun came in,
and wondered “ what the dickens Maria
would do under similar circumstances.”
Baby put his list into his mouth, and
looked as if ho wondered what his pater¬
nal ancestor would do next.
“There, now,” exclaimed Jones, im¬
mensely relieved, “heis papa’s pitty it
tle sonny, so he is.”
“ Sonny " promptly resented this by
a long-drawn yell that struck terror to
the soul of his dismayed parent.
Jones was at his wit’s end. Ho grew
reckless. He whistled to that baby ; lie
sang ; he made faces ; ho cut a scries of
antics that would have driven a ballet
dancer mad with envy ; but all to no
purpose. Baby had evidently taken a
contract to furnish so much yell in a
given time, and was bound to do tho
square thing.
When Mrs. Jones returned, she found
a demoralized-looking man wandering
around the house, with a baby on one
arm, while with his disengaged hand he
wiped tho perspiration from his manly
brow with the tail end of tho baby’s
night-dress.
“ It seems to me,” remarked Mrs.
Jones, us she took the baby, “ that
men make a great deal of unnecessary
fuss about putting a baby to sleep.
Now, I-”
Tlie front door closed with a bang—
Jones was on bis way down street to
“see a mini.”
Casualittes of the Chicago fire.
A writer on Chicago, in Harper's
Magazine, states that no one perished
iu the great fire of 1871. This strikes
Chicagoans about as Grant’s remark,
that there was no battle of Lookout
Mountain, struck Joe Hooker. He be¬
gan to doubt there lmd been a war; and
we in Chicago must now question our¬
selves to be sure that there was a con¬
flagration here at all. John MeDavitt,
tlie billiard champion, was found under
the Tribune's sidewalk, burned to
death, and many others are known to
have perished. A gentleman now, and
at that terrific period, connected with
this paper, went to tho Morgue on Mil¬
waukee avenue, and personally counted,
ns he says, “ the stubs of sixty people,”
gathered in by the police in one day. It
is considered a low estimate that 300
persons perished in the burning of
Chi saira.— Chicaao Journal.
about two years ago, save tne xtocnes
ter Democrat, Detective Burchell told n
young bootblack named Dominick Cos¬
tello that if he would give up chewing
and smoking he should have a new hat.
Soon after this the boy left for Minneap¬
olis, Minn., but it seems he did not for¬
get made the his promise, and recently, in Rochester, when he
well clad and re-appearance
perity, he claimed bearing the mark of pros¬
his reward. He
proved that he had earned it, and it is
needless to say that it was cheerfully
paid.
Beating: His Wife,
The story was all over town. Every
body was talking shout it. It was too
bad, they said. What was too bad ?
Why, the new minister had been beat
ing his wife! Was it possible? Yes;
there could be no doubt about it. Mrs
S., who lives next door, hoard a shriek
about 10 o’clock last night—a woman’s
shriek from a chamber in the parsonage,
She looked across, and through the cur
tain she could see that a man and woman
were running about the room in great
excitement. He was flourishing a stick,
aud striking with it. The blows could
oe plainly heard. And as he struck, she
screamed.
Mrs. S. could hardly sleep that night,
she was so excited by what she had seen.
She waB up early next morning. She
hurried tlirough her breakfast, and then
started out—to see the poor abused min¬
ister's wife, and comfort her? Not a
bit of it. She went to Elder A.’s, found
the family at the table, and told the
news. Then she footed on to Elder B.’s
and Deacon C.’s, and over half the town.
The half that she had not time to call
on boon heard it from the other half,
and before noon there was a great ex¬
citement in Ballville.
The officers of the church discussed
the matter with heavy hearts. Such
disgraceful conduct could not be en¬
dured. Something must bo done. But
what ? Cull at once on the minister and
his wife and inquire into the matter?
Oh, no ; that would not be dignified and
official. Beside, there could be no doubt
about it. Did not Mrs. S. see the beat¬
ing with her own eyes ? So they called
a meeting of the session, and summoned
the minister and his wife, he to an¬
swer to a charge of unministerial con¬
duct, and she to testify in the cose.
They came, greatly puzzled and sur¬
prised. The case was gravely stated by
tlio senior elder, when the culprit and
witness burst into a laugh. Checking
themselves when they saw how serious
and sad the session looked, they ex¬
plained :
The minister’s wife, though an excel¬
lent woman who loved everybody, espe¬
cially her husband, did not love rats.
But, the house having been vacant for
somo time, the rats had taken posses¬
sion. When they went to their cham
l>er, a huge rodent ran under the bed.
The wife screamed ; the husband caught
up a stick and tric'd to kill tho intruder.
Every time he struck nt and missed the
rat the lady screamed again. How
could she help it? It was an exciting
scene, and must have looked very funny
to their neighbors, who were watching
through the curtained window. They
laughed heartily when it was all over
and the rat was dead, and they could
not help laughing whenever they
thought about it.
Tho session were in a fix. They were
down on Mrs. S. for making fools of
them. They asked her, “ Why didn’t
you go over to the minister’s and make
suro about the matter before you re¬
ported it?” And she retorted, “Why
didn’t you go and inquire into it before
you called a meeting?” And nil the
town that talked about how the ministei
abused his wife is talking about what an
awful gossip Mrs. S. is, and how she
fooled the elders of our church.
I am mortified aud disgusted. Is there
any way to cure these mischief-making
gossips? Would it be right to hang
them? It seems to me that the passage
in the third chapter of James about the
tongue ought to be printed in big letters
on a card audliung up in all our churches.
Don’t you think so?
Olk Bunn’s burial bad notable feat¬
ures. He died in his house on “the
isle of Light,” a forest-clad rock in the
Bergenfjord; his body was borne down
to a steamer which conveyed it to the city
of Bergen at the head of the fjord,
fourteen other steamers falling in pro¬
cession behincV it, and the cortege was
saluted from tlio fortress and the Ynau
of-war in the harbor. From the wharf
to the burial-ground the coffin was Borne
through the streets decorated with
wreaths and flags, and thronged with
people wearing mourning badges. Ed¬
ward Grieg, the composer, and Ole Bull’s
most celebrated pupil, bore behind the
coffin the crown of gold given him years
ago in San Francisco, and his friend,
Dr. Dauielsen, carried his many decora¬
tions. The poet, Bjornstjerne Bjornson,
spoke at tho grave. Nor was it in his
native Bergen alone that honors were
paid; there was scarcely a village in
Norway where the day was not observed
in some fashion. That is the way they
feel to the dead who have blessed them
in the cold northern countries, and they
are willing to show it. Here it is only
the very greatest whose death is noticed
v with honors beyond its local surround
ings, any further than paragraphs in the
newspapers may be called honors.
Thebe was not much doubt in the
minds of the mob at Clinton, Dak.,
that Ben Day ought to be hung. He
had committed the capital crime of
stealing a horse, but he urged persist¬
ently that he had only meant to borrow
the beast, and finally said : “ If I was
guilty I’d want to be hanged ; and, any¬
how, ’tisn’t worth while to make much
fuss about it. Just toss up a dime, and,
if it goes agin me, then I won’t say a
word; but if I win you’re to let me go.”
The proposition was accepted, and Day
won.
Ihe Motn Dialect.
There are many curiosities met with
during a lifelong study of language,
Herodotus understood the fact when lie
said of the Persians, “ They had one
peculiarity which, though they Were not
aware of it themselves, is notorious to
us ; all those ‘Words which are expressive
of personal or of any other distinction
terminate in the Doric S‘dn, which is the
same as the tonic sigma; and attentive
observation will farther discover that all
the names of Persians enil, without ex¬
ception, alike.” Having fulfilled a
twelve-months’ engagement on the sub¬
ject ot language, I will only speak in
brief of one of the characteristics of ihe
Motu dialect of New Guinea, which is
the duplicating of words. The word
aniani means to eat, or food > bakibaki,
cane armlet; dimuradim ura, very
small; dado, high tide ; huhu, bananas;
kerukeru, to-morrow ; katikali, double
teeth; lualua, dig; matailamataila, very
difficult; paipai, call; revareva, tat¬
tooed ; 8ilisili, flying-squirrel; tautav,
distant; unauna, small bananas ; Uaro
uaro, scar. I have arranged a list of
of about 100 of these repeated words,
and have compared them in order to as¬
certain the general meaning or cause of
repeating the tones. It seems that the
idea must he to increase the strength of
the word by speaking it a second time,
as a child would do iu its demands for
attention. There is one practice among
the natives of New Guinea, as also
among our own aborigines, which seems
to sustain this hypothesis. I refer to the
plan of explaining distance. The one
giving directions will make a wave
motion with hia hand in the desired di¬
rection, then repeat the action from its
terminus. We find this repetition of
tones more among aborigines and chil¬
dren than among adult civilization.
Dr. J. Marion Sims, who lias re¬
turned from Europe, tells a New York
reporter: “Therenever was anything
in the -world that excited such an inter¬
est as Tanner’s fast. Everywhere I went
in England, at the tables of the aristoc¬
racy, among all kinds of people, nothing
else was talked of. First it was Tanner’s
fast, and then Tanner’s subsequent
feast. Tho subject pervaded all classes.
When I was in Paris I sent him that tel¬
egram to encourage him. I was satis¬
fied ho was an honest man. But ho
made mistakes. I would not have let
him go to tlie park every day. I would
not have let idle visitors go to see him
every day, and so use up his nervous
energy. When I went to London the
day after I sent the cable telegram I
found that half the people did not be¬
lieve in the fast simply because of the
way in which it was conducted.”
“ Thick, broad soles for shoes are now
in order. Dry. warm feet save roanv •<
doctor’s bill.- Dr. Foote's Health Monthly
Almost Vrtmm Again!
Mv mother was afflicted a long time with
neuralgia and a dull heavy, inactive condi¬
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prostration, physicians and was almost helpless. Nc
or medicines did her any good.
Three months ago she began to use Hop
Bitters, with such good effect that she seenil
and feels young auMn, although over sevent$
years old. Wet! ink there is no other medi¬
cine fit to use in the family,—A lady in Provi¬
dence, R. I.— Journal.
Washington has hail a building boom
this year. So far 625 new buildings have
been erected, against 511 for the same
period last year. A largo number ol
public men are building handsome resi¬
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Myriads ot ppople sao'ifloe themselves
thiougli carelessness. They aro attacked
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Nast, the caricaturist, has made a fort¬
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Kidney Complaints.
DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS.
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Kidney Complaints.
Cincinnati, 0., March 19,1877.
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