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A. ■■lTlli, Prwpr
VOLUME I.
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a, 044—0*1 I wtek I vm daad.
Ban ■*’•*’» r* h * JI —■
lohat—a <0 know avklla *<n
iFNMera " waa ta tba paat tanaa,
An* »*aa I tai* Maa tea* “ jnaut, at oautaa,'
■a task— aa «lam aa a a ah,
AaS only aald, “ O, vMat a haad
Haa anr daar UM»a Myrtla M*h."
dad oaa* whan I ***** Mm to ahaa ma how
Ta wrtta a aompoaitlan,
, Baaald, -Pho-a-aw ! Whan vU yo«
Baqnlra on* aaqulalUon t •
ha hatpad ma all tks mb*;
HhaveMat arnU mfhaa;
■aa hha stesr day I haard Mm mp:
•• Mabh always fol U» Hum "
and Whra I aakad him. tMu>«n*ly,
U ba had “ anahaa ta bls boot,"
Ha **” • ssntla U>ii oould bs hoard a mils,
And playod “ Tba Old Man's Drunk Ayala ” an
hl* tuts.
UKX Idaat kaaw a aaapta boy
Who Bad ossa fntn of aaaaa.
I’d S’” fcl ™ 4oU » r a“T Poll,
And paab him Uuro—h a hadda-raaoa
THE JUSTOKY OF PAPEIi.
Preceding the use of papyrus by the
Egyptians, records were kepi and cor
ir-spondenoa carried on by inscribing on
clay bricks, metal plates, ivory tablets,
etc., the matter to be preserved or oom
niimioated. This was the common :
method of Egypt st the time of the exo
dus of the children of Israel. Stamped
upon • day cylinder, an Assyrian ac
count of the deluge has been found, nnd
a similar cylinder in the museum of the
East India Company contains a portion
of the annals or decrees of Nebuch'Ml
nemtar.
According to authorities, papyrus, a
re®d which oould l»e unrolled into
sheets, began to lie of use as paper 3,
961 years before Christ, and thencefor
ward, for 3,900 yean or more, papyrus
Was ths only paper. The prophet Isa
iah speaks of this material when he says
in chapter xix., “The paper reeds by
the brooks and everything sown by the
brooks shall wither, be driven away and
be no more," a prophecy that has been
literally fulfilled, for the papyrus plant,
once abundant enough to lie the world’s
only paper, is found no moio anywhere.
The use of parchment began 200 years
Is-fore Christ, and had ttnri origin :
Ptolemy IIL, of Egypt, heard that a ri
val King Was beginning the formation of
a library to equal his, which consisted
ot thousandsof volumes of books written
on papyrus. To prevent the success of
the rival, Ptolemy stopped the exporta
tion of papyrus. The rival then had
recourse to parchment, the prepared
skins of animals, and thus parchment
l uo,>p, l j F >h, tme. a* however, as
the twelfth century, papyrus waa used,
a Papal bull, dated 975, written on
papyrus, lining, until 1871, in the Mu
seum of ths Louvre, Paris. The books
of ancient Rome were written on papy
rus by slaves educated for this business.
Europe learned the art of paper-mak
ing from the Saracens, or Arabs, in the
seventh century, and they probably
h-arued it from the Chinese. The pro.
CM* that the Saracens brought to Spam
after their oonqnest in 704 had been in
vogue in China over 1,000 years. The
process waa simply beating to a pulp, in
mortars, of vegetable fiber, and then
drying it in sheets. The Chinese make
pOl>er the same way to-day, as they are
opposed to the use of labor-saving ma
chinery. The only machine admittd.
to the Flowery Kingdom is the Yanke,
sewing machine.
The use of paper for documents oegau
about the tenth century. The use of
rags for paper-making began in the
eleventh esntury, prior to that cotton,
flax, etc., being used. The earliest rec
ord of the building of a mill for paper
making is 1370, the mill being erected
In Germany. The mill was, however,
only tar reducing the fiber to pulp by
stamps run by water power, and was in
no way Like our modern mills. In 1588
a (h-nnan made such good pajier that
Qnben Elizabeth knighted him and gave
him ajmooopoly of gathering rags in the
kingdom for tea years. The real value
of paper-making liegan to be best appre
ciated when the art of printing waa dis
covered in the fifteenth century. Had
printing been discovered earlier there
would have been little nee for it, aa
m-ithar the lark nor straw paper of the
Chineae, the pappus of tl.- Egyptians,
nor the parchment of the Greeks would
have been sufficiently plentiful for the
demands of the printing presj-. Ger
many, using cotton, flax ami rags, and
her water and wind power for their re
duction to pnlp and filter, was readv for
ttie printer and hia press, and thew
made possible the Reformation.
The rag engine, by which the raw ma
terial ia reduced to pulp, i* a G*nunn
invention less than 200 years old. A*
late aa 1756, in this land of iugemou
wortaman, mgs were reduced to pulp by
> rs--
Columbia eMmliw*
"tamps or in mortars, ki 1796, Louie
Robert, ot France, invented the so-called
Fourdrinser machine. He had ao Rule
eucouragoment at borne that he took his
invention to London, where he inter—t
ed ths Fourdntiiar brothers, wealthy
stationers, m hit work. In 1804 three
Founlrinurs purchased the patents and
experimented with them at a oust of
$360,000. Their experiment* ended in
the present Fourdrwier machine of our
nulls—a machine that has made possible
the enormous paper industry of the
world, an mdu.Hr/ of which Phny wrote
1,800 years ago ; “All the usages of civ
ilixed life depend in a remarkable de
gree upon the employment of paper."
The brothers Fourdnuier reaped no ad
vantage from their invention. They
spent their entire fortune and died in
jioverty, th M eldest In 1855, aged 90
years.
The first paper-mill in the United
State.- was established mi Germantowu,
Pa., in 1690. The first paper oom pan v
in MiiaaadiUKetta waa granted a patent
in 1728. Thu mill wua started in Mil
ford in 1730. It was run with varied
success for some years, and then ceased
ojierations. In 1760 a Bostonian got a
furlough for an English soldier'who un
derstood paper making, and the mill was
again started. In 1776 the Legislature
passed resolutions for the ap]M>intment
of suitable persons in each town to re
ceive rugs, and the people of the State
were urged to save their rags for pa]>er 1
making. In 1779 Zonas Crane, of Wor
cester, journeyed to Dalton, and there
began the business which hia sous sad
grandsons are still engaged in in the
same town; and his fellow-pioneer,
David Oarson, has also descendants en
gaged in the business and owning the
original mill site.
The luldress took up the art of paper
making from this time to its present
perfection, describing the proceas, the
inventions, improvements, etc., and the
mqairtance of ,mper making in an edu
cational view. The different materials
used, the many and vanotis paster prod
ucts, from boats to collars and from car
wheels to )>etticßats. Holyoke is now
the great paper-manufacturing center of
this State and of the United States, the
mills of that city having a capacity of
150 tons per day. I'he taily production
of paper m the United States is estimat
ed at 2,000 tons, of which 150 are for
writing purposes. About 4.000 tons of
filter are used daily to produoß the pajier
made.—Paper Trade Journal.
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tHSTORt or A
Will S. Hays, a’ Louiavillo, Ky., has
made a small fort tins by writing songs.
Among his popular compositions are
“Mollie Darling,” “ Norah O'Neal" and
"Evangeline." But he got no money
from the latter, though it gave him a
start in his business. “Just before the
war,” he says, “ I was with some young
visitors up m Oldham county, Ky.
Among them was a beautiful girl who
resembled the ideal pictures of Longfel
low’s ‘Evangeline 'so chaely that I called
her by the name. We danced al an out
door frolic one evening, and soon dis
covered that four of ns oould sing to
gether. We tried popular quartettes,
and got along so well that we became
enthusiastic. About 2 o’clock in the
morning we started to walk home. The
night was as bright as day, with the full
moon hanging in the sky, and aa we
widkedwe sang. We sat down in a nook
jo rest, and ' Evangeline' liegan to sug
gest other songs to sing. ‘ I’ll writs a
song,' said I, ‘if you’ll promise to sing
it before we go hotpe.' This was agreed
to. 0»i the opposite side of the road
waa a white plank fence. Where we
were sitting a party of negroes had been
roasting ears of corn, and the charred
sticks lay all around. With them I
wrote the first verse of the song on the
top plank of the fence, and the notes for
four voices on the four planks beneath.
Then wo stood off and sang it The
girls wore delighted, and insisted on hav.
mg a chorus, so I wrote the chorus on
the planka Well, we sang it over and
ever, and went home singing it. Next
morning * Evangeline ' came down stairs
humming the air, and asked me to write
it out and finish it I told her I couldn’t
do it, bat she might go down and copy
it oft th* fence. She took an umbrella
and sheet of p*j*r, and soon came heck
with words and music. Then she in
sisted on having another verse, so I
wrote another verse, on condition that I
was to have a kiss for it, and she to have
the music. ’’
Hays sent the composition to vanous
music publishers, lint couldn t sell it,
md it was at length male public #y th.-
mice of Campbel), the negro mirstrel.
Thre» hundred thonaanl <v.pi«-s have
been sold, but th» kis» waa the only pay
ths author h*s rscet - ed.
Devoted the Interests of Columbia County and the State of Georgia.
HARLEM, GEORGIA. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27. 1881
how arr»*A»er mx».
Gena McPherson and Log**, whs
had been to Gem. Bbarman's hsodguart
ern (liefore Atlanta), rods up te ths rear
of the Seventeenth corps and diaaaount
ed in a clump of trees in front ot an
open stretch, which had probably boon a
field at one time. This was about 10
o'clock. Shortly after they had dis
mounted picket finag began on the loft
and apparently to the rear of ths main
line. After listening to it for a tew sun
a tea, McPherson said hs woald go oat
in that directum and see what it msaut.
Calling to Oapt Kilborn Knox, of hi*
staff, to follow, he mounted “ Blackic,"
his favorite horse, and galloped down
the lane or narrow road, running iu the
rear of the Seventeenth corps, at an
angle of 45 degrees from the main line,
toward tlie point where ths firing was
heard. Gen. Dodge, commanding the
Sixteenth corps, hail been ordsred to the
left, with instructions to form at right
angles with Gen. Blau's line, but he hail
not had time to get into position, oouss
quently the firing oould not be on hts
skirmish line, which Isd to the conclu
sion that something unusual was going
on. Hood’s tactics being well known to
McPherson, hs was on the lookout lor
dashes, henoe hie anxiety. It was not
more than fifteen minutes after McPher
son and Knox, accompanied by their or
derlies, had dashed down the lane until
"Blackie,’’ the General’s horse, came
galloping back with a wound in the
shoulder, from which the blood was
pouring in a perfect stream. The cry
was instantly raised that "the Genera!
has beau shot ” Closely following the
horse came CapL Knox and the two or
derhea Knox dashed up and in an ex
alted manner exclaimed, *' He ia dead.
Get an ambulance quick." Geo. William
K Strong, now of Chicago, and Oapt
D. I. Buell, ordnance officer, started at
onee with the beadquartors ambulance
down the lane, followed i>y several of
the mounted men, Buell rode ahead
and skirmished with the rebel pickets,
keeping them back until Gen. Strong
got the body into the ambulance. They
drove back with all speed to where Gen
Logan and the other officers were. Dr.
Hewitt hastily opened his coat and dis
covered that the bullet had tie seed di
rectly through his heart, killing him in
stantly. The body was Ukeu at once to
Gen. Hherman's headquarters, from
where it was sent, in charge of Gen.
McPherson’s personal staff, to Marietta,
sbere it was embalmsd and sent with
the same escort to ths home of his aged
mother at Clyde, Ohio.
Capt. Knox, who accompanied the
General, aaid they had gone but a short
distance down the lane when a ahot was
fired from an ambush, taking effect in
the shoulder of the General's horse.
They reined np, bat had not time to
turn until another was fired and the
General fell heavily to the ground. Hs
neither spoke nor moved a muscle
After the fatal shot several skirmishers
mads their appearance, one of whom
rushed up and tbok off tbs General s
waist belt As soon as he retired, a
member of the Unica pioneer corps ran
up and rifled the General’s pockets, tak
ing a pocket-book containing about fTOfl.
—l'UUburfh TtlCfrfg/L
thk nrmok or DnxcKn.
Scotch reels and country dances were
the fashion in 1814 ; then came the
quadrille in 1815, and then the wsltx,
the pioneers whereof were Lord Pal
merston, Mme. de Lieven and the
Princess Eaterhaxy. “No event," wrote
Raikes, “ ever produced so greet a sen
sation in English society aa the intro
duction of the German waltx." Upto
that time the English country dance,
Scotch steps, and an occasional High
land reel formed the school of the danc-
mg-m*«ter and the evening recreation of
the British youth, aven in the first nr
de*. But peace waa drawing near;
foreigners were arriving, and ths
for continental custom* sod manner*
liecame the order of the day. The young
Duke of Devonshire, the " Magno*
Apollo”of tliedrawing-rooms tn London,
waa st the head of the innovation*; sod,
as the card-playing dowager*, with thru
quadnlle, whist and macao, went oat,
the young oontinentahxed world came
m with its French quadnlle ami German
waite. The war l>eing over, too, tboee
young people drank champagne, to the
gnat horror of the oid-f—htoned lover*
old port, punch and propriety
At a picnic party the xouth »bo reck
i l—e|v hugged all the girl* »as jmt ■! >wn
M * frre-aod-eqtseexy fellow.
A PxLLAX»*4.ruL* >trug clerk blundered
in compounding a do— for Lis own tak
; mg, and Lout hi* 14* thereby.
roocrtrs r©* corn km.
" Where’s Congreos ♦ Tm looking foe
Congress," said a tail, one-eyed woman,
peering through one of the doors of the
House of Kepreeen tab res.
“Is that feller with ths bold head
Congreaet"
" What do you want with Congress,
any how ’ " demanded a deputy door
keeper, grtully, *• Hold on ! you can't
go in there."
“I cmm Crum Backs eosaty. Psnn
tylvama, to see Congress, and if you're
got it on draught anywhere around here
I want some. WhaCa the re—im I can’t
go m there 7 ”
" 'Cense yon can't. Nobody allowed
here but members."
" That red-headed man with a equint
a member ? "
“ No ; he's one of the members.' secre
tanea Ke has a perfect right on the
floor."
“Is that lop-sided ehap sith swig
one of the members ’ "
“No ; he's a fnend of a member ; had
a paae*’
" What's that bare-legged boy tailing
over a chair ? H— he got any friendsf
" He's one of the pagea "
*' Who ia that red-nosed artist with a
sere ear ? Did he have a pass ♦ ”
“ That's a measenger, Ha doeaa't
need a pass."
*' What's that fellow with bis ieg* on
a desk. Is be one ot the bosaea ? "
** He is one of the elerka."
“Do any of them fellows pay any
taxes 7"
“I think not; don't know,” said the
doorkeeper, indifferently.
" Now, young fellow, you want Co
hunt for room to stand in while I bort
in this door. Don't fool with me, or
your friends will think you've bee* do
tug business with a stram gnndstoaa I
pay taxes on three acres and eight pigs
in Bucks county, and Pat gulag through
this 'are Cougre— like a coutributioa
box through a eougrogstion. You ]*at
rrvwl mH of eight if yo« don't want your
spine to change places with the naxt
township."
“Bend for your member, and ho will
pa— you in. ”
“ Where's the Congress from BueUs
county ? Mh*w me the Backs county
Congress 1 and if hs don't get a bill
through this town to send that haro
lipped old sky-rocket who wants to fore
close a mortgage on my place to tbs pen
itentiary he’ll wish he’d been tioru a
tree and cut down and burned when be
was young. Petal out the Congre—
from Bucks county before I have you
inside out, to see bow you're put togeth
er. Tell me I can't go ia among a 10l W
clerks, paosee and pages I If there's s
square foot of Oengre— loft by the time
I reach it, it’ll wish it w— covered with
hair that com— out without hartlag I "
They induced bar to leave by telltag
her that the “ Oeagre— trow Bucks
oeonty ” bald its —i as ia the Patent
Offkw, and she departed, threatening to
get the bill diapooing ct her mortgage
through before aha left town, or make
the Bucks county macaber thiak a bar
rel of “ cider had busted under him just
as a shot tower fall a* top of him."
KitaxcrxK mm.
The Boston Trcuurripl giv— three
columns of " rejected poems ' with this
introduction:
“ Nothing gives an editor more geno
me pain than to reject poetry, and yet
the Luniks ot the ordinary newspaper are
snch that a greet deal gowi into the
w—te-baaket which, if pnatod, would
famish unaltoyed deiigbl to entiesl sad
rrtr-pstbeue reedare Enough rhythmic
sweetna— is annually wasted i* tbs office
of a literary newspaper to perfume the
desert of Bshara An idea eeams to have
got about that editors tn genera, do not
hho poetry It b a miataho; they do.
Ncdhing ebeers the editorial heart so
much to get five or six poems every
morning about the seaaosa, empty chairs,
little grav—, • Bbe is Gone, torn hearts,
and such. Kron if bo cannot use them,
they pat him m an agreeable state at
mind, and help tone him up for bm day's
work; and, then, aa editor h— nothing
to do but to put hie beoie up a* the
deak and read poetry all day. The truth
is, eo far they themselves are con
cerned, editors don’t get half enough
poetry They would willingly crowd
out advertisements to put it in if pub
lishers would allow, but the sordid aptnt
of gam brads them off. Every poem that
goes lato the w—to-basket represents a
jMng on the part at the edace.”
Tax Turkish wo—a* to marwtgs sb*
at the age Os 9 years. a*d, by Turkish
law, at that age. if married, she is eom
pHeei to maaa«« h*-r property, aad <las
txwe of uue-third of bar tortusß
ALKKKKr rrDriKKZKK MACKKKXL.
Journalism, photography, telegraphy
and th* electric arts—everything, in foot,
has made the moot wonderful progress
during the p—t fifteen or twenty years,
but education or th* study of science is
about tbs same old succotash that it al
ways was.
Il baa boon many year* since we loft
the dear old school-room, and our teach
ers who were so kind, and wo are posi
tive that st thst time we knew where the
Moon mountains wore, the Hunalay—,
the Philippine islands and the Dneiper
nver; but w* can place our hand upon
onr heart to-day and —y truthfully that
we do not know where one of them are,
and we don't believe we have heard one
of them mentioned in the I—t fifteen
years. Still it must be rememtiered
that we are in the newspaper busineu.
If wo were dealing in groceries it would
probably be different, and w* should uao
the Moan mountains every day iu onr
buainevs. Customers would expect it,
end while they would appear to be look
ing at the clieeoe to see if there wore
any skippers, before buying a wedge of
it, they would iu reality bo making up
their mind* wbother we knew where Uie
Philippine island* were, and the genera)
course of the Dneiper.
One ot the moot succe—ful grocers, a
man who ba* accumulated a handaowo
.fortune from a very small beginning,
told us only the other day that he owed
all bis aucceea to the use of algebra and
a few theorems in geometry when pick
ing a mackerel out of the kit with a hook
and slapping it against the side of the
barrel to get the bnne off, and buying
just olooe ho could for o—h. Where
Would that man lie to-day if he had only
learned to add and multiply fractious,
and had stopped there, and had Ixnighl
hie goods on time with 10 per cent,
added. Teachers have a great duty to
perform, because, to a greater or lore ex
tent, they are respouaible for the chil
dren ttiider their charge. No teacher
who is worthy of the name, and oouq>e
tent to undeiMaad the great trust that
Liaa been oonyaitted to him or her, would
’ think of turning a abild out to beUiu
with the world and make its own way m
Life, unless he could, upon the instant,
*aa— every rivulet frem Kamtachatka to
tmk ajirirriKD »or.
It is iiappme— to be in conteuted a
frame of mind was the boy of thia
anecdote ;
A small boy w— hoeing in a sterile
field by the roadside, whan a passer-by
stopped and aaid :
“’Peers to mo your corn is rather
■mall."
“Certainly,” aaul the boy. “It’«
dtearf oorn.”
“But it looks yaher.”
i “ Certainly. Wo planted the yaller
kiad.”
“ But it looks if you wouldn't get
more than half a crop."
“Os course not," said the boy. "We
planted her on share*. ”
Txm year* ago s bl—t furnace which
would make 400 to— of metal per week
on 600 too* of fuel w— considered s big
thing. We have blast furnace* in Pitts
burgh which produce 1,500 tons of met
al per week on lee* thaa 1,500 tons of
fuel. The old method of beating per
mittod the flame to po— out of the fur
nace stack at s temperature of 3,000 <jf •
greeo Fahrenheit We are now using
the regenerating stoves in Pittsburgh,
and do not let the ga*e« out until we
have utilixad all th* beat except 800
greea
BAW MILLS. GRIST MlliLS, CANH
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i'uiley*. Hangers, Journal B ix-w, Mill Gearinc, Gudeon<, Turbin’* Water Wb— la,
G r Glaring, Juil*-n'l G ive-nois, Diseton’e C rculsr H»w«, Gammers and FH-,
Baling Btbbtn M»t«l, Br*« F.ttings, Globe sodCneck Vaiv—, Whittle Gingers,
sx. Leo sod Kr*«> (.‘asiisg*, Gm Rlbe, Jroi Fronts, Bslconi— and Fan— kalllag.
OEO. 11. bOMHARI) A ©O.,
FORE'troifY FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WOKJCH,
1014 to 1026 FEVWICK HfREEf, AUGUSTA, G 4.
( MF* Near the W.ier T< w<r J aM*Repairing promptly dene at low—l prie—.
Boner repairs of all kind* dine promp'lf. dsr2i*ly
OPERA HOUSE GARDEN
BEN NEISZ, PROPRIETOR.
(HOICK WINKS, LIQIWS AND fICARS.
PHILADELPHIA CINCINNATI BUR.
PR-iAD AND EU.I6 iTREETS AUGUffTA, «A'
t te«llly
’—srtswii sr
NUMBER 41
puiAtArrTKixs.
Foixow the example of tree*—keep
some thing* in the shade.
Mamt of the rich—t planters ot Han
Domingo live on coffee ground*.
Nxvbb write the word “ finia " back
word. It will be a " *in if " you d«.
A no was never known to w*ah, but
a greet many people have seen the pig
iron. ,
A DBT-ooona bouse advert—ea lawn
drees— that will wash. Isn't It the boei
ne— of a laundress to wsshY
Tii* hog may not be thoroughly post
ed in arithmetic, but when yon come to
a square root he ia there—the hog is.
" W«at mak— the hair fail out!" oaks
a correspondent Usually it ia the prop
arty of the deceased that makes the heir*
fall out
A hivxb's mouth ia larger than its
head, the sea has arms but no hands,
and a mountain baa a foot but no legs.
Queer, isn’t its
Rxv. Gaonaa H Hxrwowni ha« writ
ten a romance entitled "III" It ia in
fH, and the interest ia *tling and unled.
—Lowtll fbwier.
A ooaa—i-oNDaNT writ— : " Will you
tell us what Mrs. Langtry's maiden
name w— 7” Certainly ; her maiden
aim was to marry Mr. Langtry.
Mamt a newspaper ba* been asaaaain
sled in tlie same way— the late Hnltan
Alxlul Axis, by m—us of scissors.— New
York Oofiirnercial Arittrlieer.
A trrridi 8-year-old said to her mother
one day, “ Mamma, you married papa
s<> thst no on* else could get bun, didn't
you 7” Her ideas of human nature were
quite Barneat,
“ What is the great—t charge on rec
ord?" asked the Professor of History.
And the absent-minded student an
swered: “Seventeen dollar* lor hack
hire tor —ls and girl tor two hour*."
Ah Arkansas journal —ys that they
have in that Htate a spring so powerfully
impregnated with iron that the farmers’
bora— which drink at it never hare to
bo shod, the shoe growing on their feet
naturally.
Oauoht in tlie act: Clara—“O Chat
ley, you naughty boy I I—w you throw
your cigar away just I came round
Hie corner,” Charley—" Why didn't
yon say yon wanted it f How was Ito
know?"
Txat genial old proverb manufacturer
who wrotq, "All work and no play
mak— Jack a dull boy,” forgot to add
that all play and no work mak— Jack a
professional sport at 20 year* age,
and land* him in the penitentiary at 30.
“ Hxmbt," aaid his wife, with chilling
severity, "I saw you coming out of a
saloon this afternoon.” "Well, my
darling," replied the heartle— man,
“you wouldn't have your husband stay
ing in a —loon all day, would yon 7"
I'HTsioiANS have decided that a maq
hsiliug from a small town in Kansas hu
two hearts. What a predicament be will
be in when hi* girl asks him, "Do yon
love me with all your heart 7” He will
have to say, " Which heart?” and that
may break the engagement.— Philadel
phia Sun.
Mast 0 is a very popular Utile
<ixl, and is invited to all of the chil
dren'* birthday parU—, where ah* never
forget* to wi«h, “ Many happy returns
of the day." Recently eh* overheard
her father telling her mother that Mrv
J , the mother of —ven children, had
just bad a birthday phrty, the said
• party” being nine pound*, vary live
weight. Mary at on— eeked her hor
rified mamma : " Shall I trot over and
wish her many happy return* of th*
day 7 "