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Habitual costiveness afflicts millions of the
American people. Kidney-Wort will cure it.
A soiENTmo writer says that when a
cat is humping her back up she i* really
talking by a sign. Sort ol back talk.—
New York Herald.
ATT ARROW ESCAPE.
“I tell you, sah, dis partnership biz-
ness am powerful resky,” said the old
man as he nibbled a green onion at the
Central Market. “Las’ month I went
into partnership wid Cmsar White in de
peanut bizness. He furnished de roast
er an’ I bought de peanuts, an’ we was
to whack up on profits. Dat Caesar am
a bad man, an’ doan’ you forgit it. If I
hadn’t been on de watch fur him I’clbin
cleaned out high-sky. What sort of a
game d’ye ’spose he tried to play on
me?”
No one could guess, and, finishing the
rest of his onion, the old man contin
ued :
“Well, sah, when we osjme to roas’
dem peanuts dat Caesar wanted me to be
lieve dat de shrinkage offsot all my sheer
in de bizness, an’ he ordered me to get
away from dat roaster an’ go home.”
“ An’ you went to law ?”
“ No, sah 1 I got an inspirashun ’bout
dat time, an’ I poured de whole bushel
into a barrel o’ water. In five minits
dem peanuts had swelled all my capital
back an’ gin me a 6-shillin’ claim on de
roaster beside, an’ ds way Ctesar gin me
$3 to dissolve partnership an’ git out
beat any boss race von ob'er ( ggw, 1”—.f)e-
troit Free^ Press.
- .
Ts It Possible bV
that a remedy made of such common, sim
pie plants as Hops, Buchu, Mandrake, Dan
delion, etc., make so many and such mar
velous and wonderful cures as Hop Bitters
do? It must be, for when old and young,
rich and poor, Pastor and Doctor, Lawyer
and Editor, all testily to having been cured
by them, we must believe and doubt-no
longer. See other column.—Post.
In Gila, .valley, 120 miles £i%m Tuc
son, Arizona, are the famous Pintados.
A heap.of rocks, about fifty,feet high,,
is covered with rude figures, gomsekio
and anatomical. Here are squares, cir
cles, " snakes, toads
and vermin, men without heads and
dogs without tails. The sketches are
like those of the Aztec calendar stbno in
CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED!
Muffins.—One pint of sour milk,
piece of melted butter size of an egg,
two teaspoonfuls saleratus, flour enough
for a stiff batter.
Caumfloweh.—This is a very pretty
addition to a jar of piekled cabbage,
but it must be put in salt and water for
two days first before it is added to the
cabbage.
Tea Cake.—Four cups flour, four
cups sweet milk, two eggs, two spoon
fuls cream of tartar, one teaspoonful sal-
eratus, small piece of butter, sweeten if
you like.
Whip Cream.—Half a pound of
powdered sugar, juice of two lemons,
one gill of sherry. Mis and add one
pint of thick, rich cream. Bet on ice,
whip to a strong froth, and serve in
glasses.
Ckaigie Toast.—Three eggs, beaten
well, one green chili cut fine, the inside
of two tomatoes cut into small pieces, a
little milk and one ounce bntter, all
mixed together with a little salt, then
heated and served on hot toast.
SniHitp Sauce.—Take half a pint of
shrimps, pick out all the meat from the
tails, pound the rest in a mortar with
the juice of half a lemon and a piece of
butter; pass the whole through a sieve.
Make a pint of melted butter ; put the
meat from the tails into it, add a dust of
cayenne, and when the sauce boils stir
into it the shrimp butter that has come
through the .sieve, with or without a
table-spoonful of jtream.
I*oitx Chops.—jCut some cutlets from
a neck of pork, trim them neatly and
take off the ohine bone; give them a
iirw bWW’s vnmthe bat, and grill them
on or in front of the fire ; sprinkle them
with salt and arrange them in a circle on
a dish, with mashed potatoes in the cen
ter and the following sauce round them:
Put a large piece of butter, rolled in
flour, in a stewpan, slightly rubbed with
garlio; add mushrooms and a little
chopped shalot; moisten with equal
quantities of vinegar and broth ; add salt
and grated nutmeg; strain, boil it up;
add a little mustard, stir well and serve.
Apple Compote.—Peel, core and halve
six larg6 apples, trimming them so as to
get them all of a size; drop them as they
are done into cold water with the juice
of a lemon squeezed into it to prevent
theirturning brown. Have ready a strong
sirup (made with one pound of sugar
and quart of water) boiling hot; put the
apples into this, with the thin rind of a
lemon and two or three oloves. As soon
as they are cooked—great care must be
taken that they do not break—take them
out and dispose them, concave side up
permost, on a glass dish; place a piece
■nr-eurians j«2.iy or quince jelly in the
hollow of each apple, then^well rMupe;
the sirup and when cold pour as much
of il as is necessary under the apples.
The World’s Standard.
FERRY DAVjl
Cures ConsuuiPtlon, C^ds, Pneu™*Blo, 1«-
Siien.*ai Bronchial Difficulties,
Hoarseness, Asthma, Croup. WhBoyina
stl! Diseases ot tnfl Jf.i
Organs. It arises and heals the
ef the lanigrs, inflamed ami poisoned by tli«
disease* and ih© Jus.fit sweats
rightness across the eiaeSt v
if. resumption is not an jhicumbla
IXAIX’S BAIaSA^I will oaf# y®«» eve®
though professional aid tails. ?gJ
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REMEDY FOR
ress tSa& Broasou, Detroit, Mien.
oil, injuries with a graver.—De Segur.
Absence of occupation is not rest;
A mind quite vacant is a mind distressed.
—Cotaper.
Modebn women of fashion work hard
at their vocation,—Mrs. Alexander.
No pADLOOK, bolts or bars can secure
a maiden so well as her own reserve.
Leashing by study must be won.
’Twas ne’er entailed from sire to son.
—John Gay.
Jealoust is the hight of egotism, self-
love and the imitation of false vanity.—
Balzac.
Listen to conscience more than to in
tellect, and learn to concentrate thought.
—Robertson.
Dissensions, like small streams, at first begun,
Scarce seen they rise, but gather as they run.
—Garth.
The attainment of our greatest desires
is often the source of our greatest sorrows.
—Fourier.
The earth cannot be entirely covered
with violets and mignonette; there must
be weeds and vegetables.
What fate imposes, men must need abide;
It boots not to resist both winds and tide.
^-Shakspeart*.
Men have mads of Fortune an all-
powerful goddess, in order to be made
responsible for all their blunders.—
Madame de Stael.
It is not till the bloom of fancy begins;
to fade that the heart ripens to theu
passion that the bloom precedes anen
foretells.—Bulwer,
On the sands of life
Sorrow treads heavily and leaves a print
Time cannot wash away.
If eminent men whose history has
been written could return to life, how
they would laugh at what had been said
*f them.
I'xr.oiis’ fuva tiy« pill" maka Now Blofc
Blood, and will completely change the Mood iu the
entire system in three months. Any person who
will take one pill each night from 1 to 12 weeks mav be
restored to sound-health, if such a thing he pocsiole.
Sold everywhere or sent by mail tor 8 letter stamps,
if b. ioitNSON & CO., Boston, Ma»„
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A simple, inexpensive and efftctu s.1, retn-
jedy, preventive and cure of htbffual
costiveness and aceompanyui’ evils, after
suffering raenttUj 1 and physically from its
effect* for many years. E aclos » postal e ird
for circular and advice.
REV. WJ1.1VEE30N,
Box (5, Atlantic City, New Jersey.
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Frame, Hooks and all other Required
Attachments,
How to get Sick.
Expose yotir.se 1 f day and night, ear, too
much without exercise; work too hard with
out rest; doctor all the time; take all the
vile nostrums advertised; and then you will
want to know
How to get Well. ~
Which is answered in three worrts^-Take
Hop Bitters' See other column.—-Express.
Bridget, being told to put a little
nutmeg into the rice pudding, picked
out the smallest one in the box and
threw it in.
(A (Medicine, nut a Drink.)
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nors, Btcnu, mandrake,
DANDELION,
A XI) THY. TvRFST AND TVeFTMeUTOALQUALI
TliiS OF ALL OT.UEIl BlTTERS.
BUY ONLY THE GENUINE
Pa.irlsa.a.alss’'
The Louisville Commercial cites the
case of Oapt.. Ohas. N. Corri, of that
city, who was cured by St. Jacobs Oil,
Biter suffering for years with rheuma
tism.— York (.Neb.) lie-publican.
SOALES
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION,
Ail Disen-fjcsof theSf.omnch, Bowels. Blood,
Liver, Kidneys, and Urinary Organs, Ner-
Vousness, Sleepiessness and especially
Female Complaints.
$IOOO‘iN COLO.
Will be paid for a case they will not
help, or for anything impure or Injurious
found in them. flH
AfIt von.* diugglst for Hop B.iti <'J!s r
ihoui befo.'> you Blrcr- . TuI* V ^*♦-<>:
SEND FOR CIRCULARLY
About 3,000 pounds of roses are re
quired to produce one pound of the otto
oi roses. This delightful perfume is
i uocluced in Bulgaria, where the
average production te-
Thousands testify to the curative properties
of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Ooajpoug.4 in
all female complaints. —
I Shaken in Every Joint
pith fever anti ague, or bilious
je system may yet be freed from
jit virus with Hostetler’s Stom-
Protect the system against it
_ FAIRBJOOES & COI
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pfjBYith this heneficieut anti'SjKCsGxo^iCy- wind:
furthermore a sivircn?e remedy for liver
Dbiffiitit.a.-t■ 03US111t;i:t:• ii. V</«?\ «
kidney ’.trouble and other oili
j-s v 1 ..ictc ^
s A -Vsag.**. *12 4 day at hocD<* #astr
. &&££&* Tsars A. Go..
Vais- at
FTOO/OOO. The produce cif 18‘80 was
estimated at the value of about £1,000,-
A laugh is not always the symbol of
a frank character. You meet in this
world with false mirth as often as with
false gravity; the grinning hypocrite is
not a more uncommon character than
the groaning one.
Of a miserly man somebody wrote:
“His head gave way, but his hand never
did. His brain softened, but his heart
couldn’t.”
Livingstone Limn® . Ms ■ ’Wfp
vate some of the differi .
cinchona in the
the Congo.
“Rough n« R»(A”
Ask Druggists for it. it clears out rt-ts, mice,
roaches bed-bugs, flies, vermin, insects. 15c.
Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration
and all form* of general debility rrileved by
taking Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the
only preparation of heef containing its entire
nutritious properties. It contains blood-mak
ing force-generating and life-st»tabling prop
erties; is invaluable in all enfeebled conditions,
whether the result of exhaust,ioD.ris«mus pros
tration. overwork, or acute disease,\4rticuiarly
if resulting-from pulmot*ry complaints, Oae-
St ndfop. Cl i;ct i,Vt,-.
All above tolri by drug<;it-ts.
Top Bitters Mfg. Co., Rochester, N. Y., A
'or.sale by all Druggists and Dealers
generally.
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lal Publishing Co., Philadelphia, Pa.
POISON IN LEMONADE.
“ There’s a business which ought to
be suppressed,” remarked an eminent
professor of chemistry to a reporter, as
the couple passed a stand where “ lem
onade” was being dispensed from an ice-
cooler which had evidently seen its best
days.
“Why so? ” asked the scribe.
“Lemonade,” replied the professor in
his most impressive manner, “even when
made from lemons in a tin vessel with
soldered joints, or in a galvanized-iron
vessel, will take up the lead from the
one and the zinc from the other. A salt
is then formed which is very unwhole
some, and, when taken continually or in
large quantities, absolutely poisonous.
This injurious action is considerably in
creased if citric and tartaric acids are
used instead of ‘ lemons ’ in making the
lemonade. Consequently, the use of
such vessels for lemonade should be
avoided, especially if the contents are
allowed to stand for any length of time.
An overdose of any of these acids is bad,
and they are worse when taken in the
form of lemonade. Nothing would ba
likely to give you the cholera quicker
than a succession of those drinks.”—
Philadelphia Record.
The great United States has 7,200 men
and 1,898 officers in its navy. Only
about one-fifth of these seamen are ever
at sea. One reason is that we haven’t
ships enough in sailing condition to ac
commodate over one-third of them, even
if fully manned, and the other is that
they are away on leaves of absence and
shore duty—and don’t care to ride the
foamy billow. We suppose they are also
in as bad a condition as Oapt. Corcoran’s
crew, so far as the terpsichorean art is
concerned, but Secretary Hunt might
t9ach them a hornpipe during the dull
summer days, when he has nothing else
to do
When one is at work on arithmetical
problems it is well to use a pencil to
save the brain. When we see a man
scratching his cranium in an absent-
minded manner, we are apt to think he
is carrying to much in his head.
In the garden two 6-year-old children,
a girl and a boy, exchanged vigorous
blows and’ scratches, meanwhile calum
niating each other at the top of their
voices like Homeric heroes. Mamma
interferes, and, after much difficulty,
succeeds in separating them. “ What
in the name of goodness are you up to,
you unhappy little wretches ? ” * Play-
&8 ku*baji4 4B&W*?”
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bale in 90 seconds. Fol lower
raised ready for another bale
3 in 10 seconds. Convenient,
a Powerful, Durable. Requires
jj very little room. Cheaper
if titan a wooden sirew press.
p?L Changed to a Hay Press in a
plM few minutes. Circulars free.
HjpWM. H. BURGESS, Manu-
factarer, Rich Square, N. C.
Address Standard,
lo., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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how to perform all the various duties w+Df®, and h°w to
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Mrju If you would learn Telegeaphy in
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address V ALENTINE BROS., Janesville, Wis.
Reliable, Durable and Economical, will furnish q
horsepower with JL; tew fuel and water than any othxr
Eaglvfi built, not fitted with an Automatic Cui-off.
Send for Illustrated Catalogue “J/’ for Informations
Prices. B. W. Payne & Sons. Box 8G0, Corning. N.Y.
The Philadelphia Easy Hour men
tions Mr. J. A. Walton, of 1216 N.
Twelfth street, that city, as an enthusi
astic indorser of St. Jacobs Oil for the
relief and cure of diseases of horses.
KK I CEl) FROM J® •
William J. Coughlin, of Somerville, JIi
the tall of 1^76 I was taken with bleeding
folio wed by a severe cough. I lost m
iei-h, and was confined to ray bed. In ;
mitted to the hospital. The doctors said i
ny lung as big a* half a dollar. At or.
vent around that 1 was dead. I gave i;
friend told me of Da. William Hall’s Ji
Lijmqs. I got a bottle, when, to m-y su
uenced to fee! better^ and to-day 1 feel
throe years past. I write this hoping eve
with diseased lungs will take Dr. Willi.;
‘Ail, and bo convinced that oossumptios
! can positively say it has done more gooy.
■ '■her medicines I have taken since my
per day at home. Samples worth $ii free.
Address Stinson & Co., Portland, Maine,
A celebrated silver-^working compa
ny advertises the “Princess Louise
spoons,” when, in fact, the Princess
never spoons.
■j fW JWJ fvffi £BwWso Meases, Want of Vital- B
< w fs? M? fW W M? M? Mw Mr « Hy, Nervous Prostrn- a
W MW. W .sW l^°n, and Convales- a
\eencefromPevertt,4&-e.i
Gentlemen: I was suffering from general debility to such an extent that my labor was exceedingly bur
densome to me. A vacation of a month did not give me much relief, but on the contrary, was followed by
increased prostration and sinking chills. At this time I began the use of your Iron Tonic, from which I re
alized almost immediate and wonderful results. The.old energy returned and I found that my natural force
was nor, permanently abated. I have used three bottles of the Tonic. Since using It Jjbave done twice the la
bor that I ever did in the same time during my illness, and with double the ease. With the tranquil nerve
and vigor of body, has come also a clearness of thought never before enjoyed. If the Tonic has not done the
work, I know not what. I give it the credit, J. P. Watson, Pastor Christian Church, Troy, O.
IThe Iron Tonic is a\
Mpreparation of Pro- ft
" toxide, of Iron, Peru- g MmW /
' vian Park, and Phots- g |p||y £
ui phateSf associated N wMr jff
^ -T.-ith the Vegetable m Wpf
jnaties. It serves B A
very purpose where* j|gag|jggg|
Tonic is necessary. v
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com-
ian foi
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This wenderfui Bootejpk ^
just published, sunt by i| 1
man, postage paid,for ||
(1«& 3c Stamps taken.)
It is a Practical treatise. oniDdublc
Entry by an old Accountant. Any
one, by a fo\v hours application,
can become proficient. _(T«e pre
vious knowledge required.) Inva.
liable to all young meuand women.
MARRIOTT & OO,. ,
If you want to enjoy a cool, shady,
breezy, cosy, sociable, delightful sum
mer rest, go to Bailey Springs, Ala.
They have a perfect crowd of the nicest
sort of people there, and are enjoying
themselves hugely. The water was never
better, the music is delightful, the fare
is unexceptionable, the attendance first-
class, and indeed we may .truthfully say
that Bailey is booming. It is a good
thing for both guests and proprietors
that the public has decided the conun
drum, “where can I get the most benefit
and pleasure at the least expense and
trouble,” in favor of Bailey Springs.
Cases of dropsy, scrofula, dvspepsia, de
bility and disease of the kidneys, blad
der and skin, that have defied the doc
tors and resisted all other medical
springs, are getting well there everv
week so easily and quickly that the in
valids almost come to the conclusion
that there never was much the matter
with them. If you are so unfortunate
as to be interested in such matters, drop
a postal card to Ellis & Co., and ask for
a circular. Then write to the parties
whose names are signed to the certifi
cate, and if there is any humbug about
it, you’ll soon find it out.
In April Last,
twenty-four members of Arlington’s minstrels
were taking Warner’s Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure. It made them happy.
He happened to press the foot of a
young lady, who was sitting next to the
door, in getting out of a street car. The
damsel, compressing her brow into an
awe-inspiring frown, ejaculated: “You
clumsy wretch! ” Many men would
have looked foolish and apologized, but
Col, Fellows was equal to the occasion.
“ My dear young lady,” he exclaimed,
“ you should have feet large enough to
be seen, and then they wouldn’t be
trodden upon.” Her brow relaxed, her
eyes sparkled, her lips smiled, and the
injury was forgotten.—New York Her-
TO BSE SOI.IS AT AUCTION.
These familiar words recall to the former
and others interested, the unfort m®.- neces
sity of sometimes getting rid of t-dBc-fc that
is not otherwise salable on account of blem
ishes or imperfections. To improve upon
this method, by showing how to restore > our
Stock to first-class condition, is the 'an
herewith presented. The signal benefit of
the Great German Remedy to fnaukind very
reasonably induced its application to the
sufferings and ailments of the damh-jaamA
tion. beginning wtyhJ- 1 *-
tried it were more .„„»u..surprised je h i Se
suits, as attested in the speedy and nfrrms-
neut cure of their-Stook, OV'. 1 ;i'.ev g -,*.o
announced their experience by woo" -
numth and by the public press, until *:■ ; >•
Farmers and firnKBS, SetiofMEN, u.Nii
Breeders,the coir|fTitv‘irrakJSrretifflWfSt.
Jacobs Oil with delight, satisfaction and
profit. The others who
mistake of lose their
thinking that Stock by a
anything is Ills kllkvjf miserable cf-
gaod enough fort at q’ on -
for a Horse gSHafell omv. Tliere
is made by ^ are others
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