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The Barb 8
Flossie Florida Reports
Hi pussycats of America,
it’s Flossie Florida with
the latest tidbits from the
Sunshine State.
KEY WEST: Tripped on
down to that tropical para-
and discovered the RED
WOOD APARTMENTS,
quaint, hip, friendly, and
just a stone’s throw from
the beach! Call Vince at
294-4598 for reservations.
You’ll love every minute of
your vacation there...Sail
ed into DELMONICO’S,
right on Duval Street, for
my drinking and dancing
sessions. Almost popped
my contacts staring at all
the pretties!! Don’t miss
this spot...The FLOSSIE
FLORIDA GOURMET A-
WARD goes to the PORT
OF CALL, an exquisite
restaurant that sends the
taste buds reeling.
Fort Lauderdale. ..My
shopping problems are o-
ver. After all, how many
packages can you carry on
a broom? 01’ Floss is doing
all her gift and Christmas
shopping by mail order
from MICHAEL’S OF FLO
RIDA. And don’t forget to
postcard a request for the
absolutely free MI
CHAEL’S OF TRAVEL
GUIDE. Mail to 2028 E.
Oakland Park Blvd. It’s
THE accurate travel guide
that tells you where it’s
happening in Florida, and.
believe me you haven’t
traveled until you’ve
traveled the M.O.F. way...
The EVERGLADES Sunday
Buffet is a winner, with
Chip standing by to see
that all goes smoothly. Al
so a winner at this funspot
is the spectacular-looking
crowd, and nice guys to
boot, that keep this place
hopping nightly... M Y S -
TER Y -OF-THE-MONTH:
What tall, gracious, and
charming blond, who works
in a Ft. L. hospital has fal
len in love with an M.D.,
vice-versa? Not as simple
as it sounds tho, since Dr.
Question Mark is from the
North, and they’re flying
back and forth to keep the
flame of love burning (even
using planes I hear). NAME
THAT LADY!!!...Peter and
Ed of the lovely BELA-
MAR MOTEL tell me that
reservations are pouring
for the Fall and Winter
months. Those pussycats
are so friendly that you
feel at home in the first
five minutes.
TAMPA: Catch that mag
nificent new “Touch of the
Thirties” CRYSTAL
BALLROOM at RENE’S
LOUNGE. It’s MUST-
MIAMI: Simply adore
the AMBASSADOR III, a
complete bar with shows,
dancing and dolls. Trip the
LIGHTS FANTASTIC on the
fantabulous dance floor...
Need help? Call the Miami
GAY HOT LINE. Don’t be
shy and don’t be scared, if
you need help dial 823-
HELP!!!... Love the new
game room at the MAN
HOLE COVER (formerly
the Hialeah Bar). Play pool,
tilt a pinball machine, and
order a drink at the handy
service bar at this splendid
country and Levi paradise.
Mike tells me that October
11 will be GOOGIE’S Night,
in honor of theoldGoogie’s
bar in Miami, with trees,
bushes and the works. Now
THAT’S what I call COUN
TRY...Let’s hear it for
BACHELOR’S II, the fine
eating place that celebrated
it’s third anniversary on
September 25, with free
wine with dinner, and that’s
not all. Plan ahead for the
BACHELOR’S II Halloween
Party that will feature con
tests and prizes. It’s an an
nual event that Flossie
you wouldn’t miss. I’ll be
the third one from the left
wearing the picture hat!!...
All you guys and gals out
there stay sweet and happy.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
from F.F.
The ancient Greeks mixed turpentine with new wine to
make it keep.
ATLANTA ’S MOST EXCITIN'AW ARDS
THIS YEAR AT THE COVE
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Billy Jones As
PHYLLIS KILLER
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SHOWTIME 10:30 FRIDAY NITE
OCTOBER 11TH
"HELLO DOLLIES”
By Gretta Gossip
Hello again grease lovers, hope all is well with afl you
dear readers out there. Here’s just what you all have
been waiting for...A.M. is on the pills again, he got 11
stitches in his left hand. Seems that he ran into a broken
window again....Hear R.T. went to an A.A. meeting on a
Monday night and afterwards got so plastered that it took
until Thursday before he got over it. Tsk, Tsk..
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Dough and Chuck
for letting my dear sick sister Drucena stay at their
whore houses in S.C. By the way Dough, I’ve been told
that you are quite a cleaver little trickster..Regards to
Swamp Pussy Congratulations and wishes for much
happiness and-success in his new home are sent to Jerry
in Florida. Good luck dear, Gretta and her freaky fami
ly all love you. Is it true that Chuck Eargle of Columbia
threw such a fantastic party that it is already considered
the event of the year? You’d better watch those wild early
morning parties on Sundays. Next time the neighbors
might really call the fuzz... Is it true that Drucena Drape
has a crush on Miss Princess Pineapple Miracle Whip
with the twinkling twat, or is it really more than that?
Hows your phone bill Dru? Who was chasing Ski Boat a-
round the parking lot pinching his tittis?
Hear N. P. actually digs ripped underwear and funky arm -
pits. She claims its masculine. And her partner El Tubbo
the Cuban 2001b femme fatale??? agrees with her. Mercy!
Takes all kinds.
Break a leg Sammy (member of the cast of God spell) It
will be a super hot show. What sick, crazee, drunk,
stoned nut around town smashed up poor Peral Bailees
Birthday cake that our illustrious co-editor Jeanni
baked specially for her? Yup, you guessed it! That damn
Drucena Drape has been busy this past month.!! Well
dearies, time to go now. Remember to take it easy (or
any way you can get it) and you may read the Gross
Grease on yourself next month
Ta Ta now •
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