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4-THE BARB
Flossie Florida Reports
By Petek* Thomas
.Dearest kittens, it’s so lovely
to be back with you this
month, and the best news is
that your red-hot momma is
celebrating her first year
with THE BARB. Who, I ask
you, who could ask for
anything more? It’s been a
lovely year and I want to
thank you all for reading me,
and for patronizing the
gorgeous places that Flossie
tells you about, and for all the
fan-mail, but most of all for
the seventeen proposals of
marriage, and the twenty-
nine obscene letters I’ye
received. Well, enough of
that B. S. (Beautiful Sen
timent) and on to the Florida
highlights.
FT. LAUDERDALE:
Another FIRST by Flossie.
Here is the first photo of the
it’s Digger Dan, a gorgeous
hunk of man, and beautifully
made by Wayne Hampton.
It’s fifteen inches high, each
piece is individually made
and finished by the artist
himself, and it is so detailed
and realistic that you want to
reach out and touch the
muscled limbs. It’s an ex
citing gift idea for Christmas,
birthdays, or for your very
own home. Just thirty-eight
dollars. Send your check or
money order to
WAYNESART, 28 SE 9th
Street, Ft. Lauderdale,
Florida 33316, and grace a
home with this authentic and
original work of art. I’ve
already ordered a dozen . .
.I’m gaining so much weight I
can’t believe it! Those
Sunday home-cooked buffets
at TACKY’S BAR ARE
GOING RIGHT TO MY HIPS,
BUT I just can’t resist Bobby
Jo’s home cooking. Get on
over there and eat those
treats. Tuesday nites are
drawings for beer six-packs,
and every night you’ll find
those lonesome cowboys
waiting for the right guy to
come along...
Went to Tony’s Villa with
that old gang of mine, and we
ate and drank up a storm.
The pizza is terrific, and all
kinds of delightful Italian
specialties are served. Yes,,
girls, I’m still in love with
Tony--unrequited, un
fortunately . . .For a real
treat call (305 ) 583-2383 and
ask Cosmopolitan Services
about the Dreamboys of
America. It’s an escort
service that’s reliable,
discreet, and licensed, and
darlings, these boys are truly
the stuff that dreams are
made of. Be seen with the
best, and they’ll do the rest!!!
Stopped in for a minute to
check out the books, novelties
and the movie arcade at Jay
Bird News, and would you
believe that six hours later, I
still wasn’t ready to go home.
Now you know it’s got to be
good . . Browsed through
Michael’s of Florida and of
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call
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33310
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course I now have an
exquisite wardrobe that
should put me on the best-
dressed list for 1975.
Everything from swimwear
to casual wear to shirts to
boutique items, and on, anc
on, and on. It’s the one-stop
shop where you can get it
all!!! Cruised into the Grottt
Bar on Oakland Park Blvd
and must say that it realty
has a friendly crowd in a nice
homey atmospihere. If you’re
lucky you might catch a
glimpse of me holding Up the
walls around midnite. Could
you ask for anything more? ? ?
Just spoke to Peter and Ed of
the Bela-Mar, Ft. Lauder
dale’s most delightful
vacation motel, Congratos to
those two darling pussycats
on their 16th anniversary.
What, dear? No, I don’t know
how old they are! Such a rude
question! They look like
youngsters to me . . .One of
the Venture Inn sweethearts
came by to say hi to dear old
Flossie. Unfortunately it was
a platonic housecall, but little
does he know that Flossie is
just madly and insanely in
love with him. O.K., G? I’ll
be over for dinner real soon.
Hallandale: Your Flossie is
simply too exhausted for
words, and loves every
minute of it. Well, honey, if
you’d been discodancing until
dawn at Keith’s, you’d be
tired too. Who can leave with
all that gorgeous stuff
around?
Pompano: Popped into
Ruthie’s Golden Garter, just
outside of Ft. Lauderdale.
Something new every night at
this hotspot, and you can
drink until 4a.m.
Hollywood: Fly on down to
the Locker Room, a super-
toptub, where the pretties are
around the clock.
Purrsonaly, I can’t think of a
better way to spend an af
ternoon,OR EVENING!!
You’ll love the afternoon
flicks, too.
Miami: Try the Bachelors II
for dinner and drinks, a stop
truly worth making. I’m sure
you know that Flossie travels
first class all the way, and
this is a first class place . .
.Get to the Job Bar on West
Okeechobee Road, where
you’ll find lots of goodies.
Need I elaborate????
Leatherettes, ramble on
down to The Rack. Those
eye-popping studs gave
Flossie such a turn that she
ordered three boiler-makers
in a row. I always say when
in Rome do as the Romans
do!!! Just adore the all-male
flicks at the 79th Street Twin
II Cinema. Now this is a
moviehouse that I call a
moviehouse . . .What goes on
at the Club Miami? Just
about everything such as beer
nights, movie nights, chicken
nights, and much more. You
name it, and if it isn’t already
there, it’s probably copiing
soon. Get it????
Boo Hoo pussycats. I have to
leave, but I’ll be back with
you next month and until
then, remember that love and
kindness are the key words to
happiness and contentment,
so behave, be lovely, be kind,
and be beautiful to all your
brothers and sisters. A kiss
and a smooch to one and all
from your devoted and ever-
loving F. F.
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