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MIRAGE.
Clear shining through the swimming air,
Across a stretch of summer seas.
Far, lofty peaks gleam white and fair
The heights of the Hesperides.
O far-off peaksl O happy Isles 1
I sail and sail and long for *
you,
And still th’ enticing vision smi!e3
To lure me o’er tho waters blue.
Below those fair and gleaming heights,
Ne’er shrouded o’er by drifting snows,
Lie gardens filled with rare delights,
And there the golden apple grows.
I sail and sail and long lor you,
But never come to those fair isles;
Still stretches wide the bounless bluo,
Forever still the scene beguiles.
Unclimbed those lofty mountain heights*
Far off beyond the smiling seas,
Unreached that garden of delights,
Untrodden the Hesperides.
—Edith Sessions Tapper.
PITH AND POINT.
A hard ease—Sehweizcr kase.
The path of duty Through the Cus¬
tom-house.
The poet who itche3 for fame should
use a pen that scratches.
“You are chokin’ ray fingers,” com¬
plained holding a little its hand tot to its mother, who
was too tightly.
A New Yorker can go to the Rocky
,
mountains and tackle bears cheaper than
he can on Wall street .—Louisville Demo
vat.
It Is said that the man who invented
Volapuk gat his idea from hearing Red
Shirt, of the Wild West show, try to
•peak French.— Til-Bits.
The perforations at the stub end of a
check, my dear boy, indicate precisely
where the check won’t tear when you
pull on it .—Philadelphia Call.
A Texas woman ha3 invented a pie
safe, but that is not what this country is
aching for. A safe pie is the howling
need of the hour .—Minneavolit Tribune.
Arkansaw swain (calling on his girl)
—“What makes the house shake so,
darling?” Girl—“It’s pop, up stairs.
He’s got the fever ’n ague agin.”—
Epoch,
Blobson, who never goes out or comes
in without falling over an antique jar or
piece of bronze, persists in calling hi3
wife’s collection “break-your-back.”—
Free Press. •
Minister (dining nice with tho in family)— church
“You were a little boy
this morning, Bobby. I noticed you kept
very quiet and still.” Bobby—“Yes, sir;
I wa3 afraid of, waking pa up.”
“Roes your mother wear felt slippers?”
asked an old of a little boy where she
was yisiting. “Yes, ma’am, she do.
I’ve felt ’em,” answered the small boy,
significantly .—Detroit Free Press.
“What part of the fowl!” said Adolphus Da
“Whatever you like—that suits you."
He’d been very attentive to her for a year,
So she gave him a wing—and he flew.
-Tid-Rits.
A suicide who killed himself with a
revolver said in his note: “I know it is
foolish to commit suicide, but please see
that I get credit with tho public for
knowing that it was loaded ."—Boston
Gazette.
It is all very well
For people to tell
Of the land of the lotus and lizzard,
But it shrivels us all
When down from St. Paul
Comes the blast of ils blustering blizzard.
—Buffalo Express.
A prominent circulars institution what of learning
sent out had attained asking honors its
graduates lady graduate responded: in life. “At A gradua¬ bright
tion I received the degree A. M. Since
graduation I have transposed the let¬
ters.”
Yolapuk.
Take n teaspoonful of English,
A modicum of Dutch,
Of Italian just a trifle,
And of Gaelic not too much;
Some Russian and Egyptian
Add then unto the whole.
With just enough to flavor
Of the lingo of the Pole.
Some Cingalese and Hottentot,
A soupcon, too, of French;
Of native Scandinavian
A pretty thorough drench;
•Hungarian A pinch and Japanese. Syriac,
of
With just as much Ojibbewuy
And Turkish as you boil please.
Now stir it gently, it well,
And, if you’ve decent luck,
The ultimate residuum
You’ll find is Volapuk!
—Buffalo Courier ,
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that they do not give you anything- else. You re¬
member it is the medicine which did mama so much
good a year ago—so rellabi *, beneficial, pleasant to
take— my favorite spring medicine.
Hood’s
Sold by all druggists. (1; six for $5. Prepared only
by O. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
i_00 Doses One Dollar
fits" to 8S a <lny. Samples worth S1.50, FREE
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©U3i FIELD OF SUCCESS.
Nasal, Throat The treatment of Diseases of
the Air Passages and Lungs, such
as Chronic Catarrh in the Head,
and and Laryngitis, Consumption, Bronchitis, both Asthma, through
Luhs Diseases, correspondence constitutes an important and at our specialty. Institutions,
We publish three separate books on
Nasal, Throat and Lung Diseases, which Consumption, give muon valuanie in¬
formation, viz: (1) A Treatise on Laryngitis and
Bronchitis; price, post-paid, ten cents. (2) A Treatiso on Asthma,
or Phthisic, giving new and successful treatment; price, l >ost
paid, ten cents. (3) A Treatise on Chronlo Catarrh in the Head:
price, post-paid, two cents.
8 DISEASES OF Dyspepsia, “Liver Complaint,” Ob.
I stinate rhea, Tape-worms, Constipation, and Chronic kindred affections, Diar
I » mnreTinu among thoso chronic diseases in the
| liiULOIIun, arc suc
In anal cessful treatment of which our specialists have
iiiii«!ii attained great success. Our Complete Treatise
on Diseases of of ten the Digestive in postage Organs stamps. will bo sent to any address
on receipt cents
Kidney BRIGHT’S DISEASE, DIABETES, and
kindred maladies, have been very largely treated,
u and cures effected in thousands of cases which
|||oraoro Uld j.noLJ, i I eases had boon are pronounced readily diagnosticated, beyond hope. determined, These dis-
1 or
imai""niwwTii'i by chemical analysis of tko urine, without a
personal examination of patients, who can, therefore,
generally bo successfully of chemical treated at their homes.
The examination study and of practice the urine in consideration analysis and of microscopical with
our cases,
reference to correct diagnosis, naturally in led which our institution long ago
became famous, has to a very extenaivo practice
In diseases of the urinary organs.
C9 These diseases should bo treated only by a special¬
CSS ero ist thoroughly ascertain familiar the with them, and who is com¬
petent to exact condition and stage
of advancement which the disease lias mado
fwhich can only bo ascertained by a careful chemical and micro¬
scopical examination of tlio urine), for medicines which are
curative in ono stage or condition do positive injury in others.
Being in constant receipt of numerous inquiries for a complete
work on tho nature understood, and curability of have these maladies, written in a
style to Treatise be easily these diseases, we which published a large, Illus¬
trated on will bo sent to any ad¬
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Bladder INFLAMMATION OF THE BLAD¬
DER, Gravel, STONE Enlarged IN THE BLADDER,
Diseases. Retention of Urine, Prostate Gland,
tions, be and kindred affec¬
may included among those in the cure
of which our specialists have achieved extraor¬
dinary Pamphlet success. Drinary These are fully treated of in our Illustrated
on Diseases. Sent by mail for 10 cts. in stamps.
I I Stribtuse. |vR5Eg^ I of strictures, many of i ^LS7,^'^I them greatly aggravated ! S!i:
of . inexperienced . . .by physicians the carelees and use of instruments in the hands
urinary fistula;, and other complications, surgeons, annually causing false passages,
relief and That of this consult us for
cure. no case class is too difficult for the
skill of our specialists is proved by cures reported in our illus¬
trated treatise on these maladies, to which we refer wiBi pride.
To intrust this class of cases to physicians of small experience,
is a dangerous proceeding. Many a man has been ruined for
hf° byso doing, while thousands annually lose their lives through
unskillful treatment. Send particulars of your ease and ton
cents in stamps for a largo, Illustrated Treatiso containing many
testimonials.
Spring Hood’s Is and Medicine. the successful most Sarsaparilla popular Spring
Nearly Medicine
everybo¬
dy needs
asprirg
medicine like Hood’s Sarsaparilla expel the im¬
purities which have accumulated in the blood dur¬
ing the-winter, to keep up strength as the warm
weather comes on, create an appet:te and promote
healthy**digestion. Try Hood’s Sarsaparilla this
spring and you will be convinced that it c!o?s possess
superior and peculiar merit.
A Good Appetite
"When I began taking HoDd’s Sarsaparilla I was
dizzy in the morning, had a headache and no appe¬
tite ; but now I can hardly get enough cooked to
eat.”—E mma Shepard, 1 Coral Stroot, Worcester.
Mass.
“Last spring my whole family took Hood’s Sarsa¬
parilla. The result is that all have been cured of
scrofula, my little boy being entirely free from
sores, and a'l four of my children look bright and
healthy as possibly can be. I have found Hood’s
Sarsaparilla good for eatarrh.”—W m. B. Athehtow,
Passaic City, N, J.
Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only
by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar
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Address JAY BRONSON, Detroit, Mich.
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Many CHRONIC DISEASES Sue
- eeesfttliy Treated without a
Personal Consultation.
WE obtain onr knowledge of the patient’s dis
* ' ease by the application, to the practice of
medicine, of well-established principles of modem
science. The most ample resources for treating
lingering or chronic diseases, and the greatest
skill, arc thus placed within the easy reach of
invalids, however distant they may reside. Write
and describe your symptoms, Inclosing ten cents
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u*'ll nERVOoS I ralysls, Epileptic Daisy, Convulsions, Locomotor or Tits, I’a
‘ 1st. Vitus’s or Dance, Insomnia, Ataxia, inability
a or
Ij'CCAeCQ EJiOLUOLO. jj to Debility, sleep, and and threatened every variety insanity, of Nervous affoc
,.i nervous
rTnrms" ■ >. (j 0 n, ure treated by our specialists lor these dis¬
eases with unusual success. See numerous cases reported in our
different illustrated pamphlets on nervous diseases, any one of
which will be sent for ten cents in postage stamps, when request
for them is accompanied with a statement of a ease for consulta¬
tion, so that we may know which one of our Treatises to send.
Diseases We have a Special Department, devoted
of exclusively Women. Every to the treatment of Diseases "of
Women. whether by letter case consulting in our specialists,
or person, is given the
most careful and considerate attention. 1 m
^...... sMM i fg portant cases (and we get few which have not
already of baffled the skill skilled of all the home physicians) have the beneiit
a full Council of specialists. Booms for ladies in the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute are very private. Send
ten cents in stamps for oub Complete Treatise on Diseases of
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bowels, PILES, FISTL'LAJ, treated and other diseases affecting the lower
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ten cents for Illustrated Treatise.
hi WEf.il s decline Organic weakness, the nervous debility, premature
1 of manly powers, involuntary losses,
Men. ■ will-power, impaired memory, melancholy, mental anxiety, absence of
weal; back, and all affec¬
tions arising from youthful indiscretions and per¬
and permanently nicious, solitary practices, are speedily, thoroughly
cured.
Wo, many years ago, established a Special Department for the
treatment of these diseases, under the management of some of
the most skillful physicians ami surgeons on our Staff, in order
that all who apply to us might receive all the advantages of a
full Council of the moat experienced specialists.
We Offer We offer no this apology ncgledtcd for devoting so much
attention to class of diseases,
... - believing that no condition of humanity is
fin ilu Kl SPHi in-uui, niiV 1 g t°° beet wretched services of to merit the noble the sympathy profession and
Why to
which we alleviating belong. suffering, any medical man,
intent on doing good and should shun
such cases, we cannot imagine. Why any one the should consider
it otherwise than most honorable to cure worst cases of
tbese diseases, we cannot understand; and yet of all the other
maladies which afflict mankind there is probably none about
which physicians in general practice know so little. We shall,
therefore, continue, as heretofore, to treat with our best con
eideration, " sympathy, and skill, all applicants who are suffering
from any o f these delicate diseases.
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Consumption. Children
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By all druggists. 25c.
PlSO v SCURE FOR
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