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BSBSE
the Social SR.ealm.
10DITED 15V MISS LOUISE SULLIVAN*
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work to do." Clmrllo, aged si?. !.-. l.n-
Mr, 0. K. Chapman spent Thursday
in Davisboro.
XI,e Misses Webster of Columbus are
quests of Mr. and Mrs. Louis Webster.
Mr. W. M. Goodwin left Tuesday af
ter spending a few day with Sanders-
ville*
Mr. George C. Hitt of Savannah,
g ,ent a day or two of this week will)
relatives here.
Misses Fannie Lou and Mary
Stephens Irwin expect to leave Mon
day for Nashville.
Mrs. Willis Evans hos as her guests
Mrs. K. IL Hubert and Miss Belle
Hopkins of Savannah.
Mr. Bradford Houghton, Jr., of
Macon, is visiting his brother, Mr.
Rawlings Roughton.
Both the Sandersville ginneries nre
nS busy as can be from early morning
until late each night.
Cotton continues to come into Ban-
d rsvillc rapidly, taking advantage of
the excellent cotton market.
The Misses Smith, who have been for
several days guests of Mrs. li. B. Mas
sey. have returned to Tennille.
Mrs. Minnie Beach Parker and child
ren, of Cairo, Gn., have moved to
Sandersville,' and will occupy the
Brewer residence on Warthen street.
Mrs. Parker is a sister of our fellow
townsman, Mr. W. li. Beach.
Royal Stock Food is the BEST.
25c size to $3.25.
B. F. Chambers A Co.
VA FOUND — Brooch in city of
Bandersville. Owner can get same by
identifying at this office.
^•P'Freah Spaghetti for sale
at Goodman's.
_ "Genuine Texas rust proof seed
outs for salo by B. F. Chnmbers A Co.
The Sanders Wagon.
If you are going to purchase a first
class one-horse wagon don’t fail to see
the KANDElttJ before buying. You
will find them at the salesrooms of
Louis Cohen. These wagons are guar
anteed 7-24-2m
Tub Only Guaiuntkkd KiDNEYCme
is Smith’s Sure Kidney Cure. Your
druggist will refund your money after
taking one bottle if you are not satis
fied with results. 60 cents.
NOTICE.
AJl parties ure hereby notified not to
hire or harbor Mesliack Harden, Bill
Bryant or Macon Duggan, all colored
G. 8. Tuokhr.
Hon. ,T. E. Hyman went up to Macon
Wednesday on legal business.
Miss Martha Mathis has returned from
a pleasant visit to relatives in Macon.
The price of cotton seed is much
higher proportionately than the price
>f cotton.
Mrs. .Tosfe Hubert of Savannah, and
Miss Bolle Hopkins are guests of Mrs,
A. W. Evans.
MiBs Stella Hackle lms returned to
tier home in Augusta after a visit to
Mrs. S. M. Moye.
Misses Clyde and Vivian Hicks ex
pect to leave in a few days to enter
school ut Hephzibah.
Misses Ella and Grace McCarty re
turned Wednesday to Mt. de Bales
Academy, Macon,
Mr. John Allen of Milledgeville, was
a guest of the new' Gilmore IlouBe a
few days this week.
Miss Alma Jordan, who has been the
guest of Mrs. Snllie Peavy, lias return
ed to tier home in Macon.
j£V"Cotton seed meal and hulls at
rock bottom prices.
B. F. Chambers A Co.
Turn Hkiiam) recently issued a large
card board advertisement for the San-
dersville mt rchants and business men,
which will be posted at each of tiie
public ginneries of the county, and the
trading public will find it profitable to
get the prices of tlieBc merchants be
fore buying,
^^.The Model Barber Shop has two
first-class white barbers to serve you.
Shave 10c.
Unconscif»JS Humor.
A class of little folk in an Enciisb
elementary school were recently asked
to define "a lady,” with curious results.
The definition of Lizzie, aged seven,
will strike a responsive .chord in the
heart of the busy woman nu-.l shows
that Lizzie must lie an observing ;> .'
sou. “A lady is somethin; Hue s
man." says I.irzle, "InU she's got l.r.i
hair and she's got a dl.Ycrent face u;.d
House for rent. Apply to
T. H. Summerlin,
^j^TGenuine Texas rust proof seed
oats for sale by B. F. Chambers A Co.
Oof of Town.
I will not be in the city until
next Saturday morning. Am off
on a business engagement.
Dk. H. H. Holliman.
EVANS & EVANS
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
Sandersville, Ga*
A GOOD
FITTING
EYE
GLASS IS
A REAL
PLEASURE
pressed by the difference between the
sexes. "A lady" he finds to be ’‘differ-
cut from a sflau because n lady lms
different clothes from a man. a lad;
has different eyes from a limn, a lady
has a different body from a man. and a
lady has different shoes from u man.'
Howard, aged seven, gets at the same
facts from a different point of view
"A lady,” he says, “has not got some
trowsers, but a man lias got some
trowsers." A second Charlie, a year
older than the first one, thinks that "a
lady is a nice woman because r
don’t have torn clothes, and she has a
woch with her, and she has a chanc on
the woch.” ~
Not a Strancfer to Hor.
The conductor of the Pullman car
had for some time had his eye on the
mun who seemed to be fishing for an
excuse to speak to the lady across fbo
aisle. The passenger finally loft his
seat and took one l>esldo her, and when
they had conversed for a few minutes
the Indy seemed to he protesting, nixl
the conductor’s opportunity had come.
He steppes! forwnrd and said:
“Madam, If tills man Is forcing his
attentions Npon you he must resume
his own sent.”
"Fie fs not exactly a stranger to me,”
she admitted.
"But you seemed to be annoyed,
madam.”
"I am not exnctly unnoyed, but I
wish he wouldn’t talk to me.”
”1 am simply arguing n ense,” ex
plained the man.
"Yes, but there Is nothing to argue.
We have been mnrried and divorced
twice, nnd now T’ve married another
man, and we can’t he married again
until he dll's. Give It up. Jimmy-
give It np nnd go back to your seat”—
Chicago News.
Tear a piece of paper into as j
many pieces as there are players,
ami on each piece write some num
ber representing an hour cl’ the day.
As there are only twelve hours there
can he only twelve numbers, but if
more than twelve are playing you
can make some of the numbers half
hours until there is the required
amount.
On one piece mark a cross and
then shake all the numbers in a lint,
each player drawing ono out. The
one who gets the slip with the cross
on it is “it,” or the “wolf,” while
the others players are called sheep.
A ring is* then formed bv tlie
sheep, the wolf standing in the mid
dle. The sheep then call out.
“What time will you dine tonight,
old wolf?” and Mr. Wolf calls out
uny hour lie happens to think of.
The sheep "then who holds the slip
corresponding to the number called
by the wolf starts to run. If he
can get around the ring three tin.
before being caught by the wolf
he is safe; if not, he must be wolf.
Let 17s Send You A
Cornish Piano or Organ'
On Your Own Terms.
The game keeps up until all have
Deii
had their turn at wing wolf, and
this does not take long, for the wolf
is not supposed to call the same
number twice.
If Washington Wcra Th«r«.
Two prominent society women of
Washington were seated la the gallery
reserved for tin.' families of congress
men.
"Wlmt a grand body of rnenT ex
claimed the younger of the two en
thusiastically.
"Do you think so?’ asked the other
demurely.
"Why. of course, I do. See how
alert nnd businesslike they nre. I am
sure If George Washington could come
back to congress he would'be proud of
such u dazzling spectacle.”
"I fear, dear,” remarked the elder of
the two seriously, "that If George
Washington were to come back anil
see congress he would lose no time In
delivering nnotber farewell address.”—
Lippi BCOtt’B.
Judged by Their Cat*.
"No, ma'am,” said an Irish muld of
much experience «« she returned to a
New York Intelligence office the other
day "1 didn’t ongitge with that fain
lly. I didn't Ilka Hie looks of their
oat. 1 '
"Of their cat!” repeated tbe owner
of the ofllco in amazement. "Why, Ka
tie, I’m «nro thoy wouldn't keep a cat
that was In any way dangoroos.”
“Not dangerous, no, mu’am, but a
rest tom, unhappy looking cron turn that
didn’t speak woll for the family,” re
plied tlw girl. “1 ulwaya judge a fam
ily by tlioir cat—If they have ono. A
slook, comfortable pumy who comes
up and rubs against you means a
quiet, good natured family and one
that’s not worrying about ways and
inouns, but a norveua, unfriendly look
ing cat reflects a household which to
on the verge of nervous prostration or
financial ruin or boom other horrible
trouble.
■'I’ve been living with families and
studying their cats for twonty-flve
yoara, and I’ve imver known the sign
to fall. A family that can’t make Its
cat happy la ouo to make any servant
miserable.”— New York Free*.
TO THE WEARER
We can fit you
promptly. Our Opti=
cian is competent and
ready to serve you.
No charge for exam
ination.
SCARBOROUGH k GARBUTT
Sandersville, Ga.
Early Use of Tobaceo.
I have beard my grandfather say that
one pipe was handed from man to unin
round about the table. They had first
silver pipes; the ordinary sort mnile
use of a walnut shell and a straw.
Tobacco was sold tlien for Its weight In
silver. I have heard some of our old
yeomen neighbors say that when they
went to Malmesbury or Chippenham
market they culled out their biggest
shillings to lay lu the scales ngninstthe
tobacco. Sir W. It., standing In a
stand nt Sir Robert I’oyntz’s park nt
Acton, took a pipe of tobacco, which
made the ladles quit it until he hud
done.—“Brief Lines Set Down by John
Aubrey,” 1(100-00.
Hid* and Seek fn Groups.
Any group of four or more play
ers can have great fun in the woods
or where there are tall grass and
other objects to hide lsehind. First
two leaders* are chosen by any of
the usual counting out methods,
and these two lenders choose sides.
Then there is a toes up to see which
side is “it” first. The players on
this side all hide their eyes and
count together out loud up to, snv
300. ^feanwhile the players on the
other side haston away in a group
and hide as completely as possible.
Then the search begins. When
any one of the hunting party dis
covers the hiding group u great
shout or warwhoop is raised, and
that side has to count while the
other side hides. It should be
agreed that certain limits or boun
daries are not to be crossed. Where
the woods are thick or where there
is plenty of underbrush the sport is
fine.
Di*eov*r*r of th* Shot Tower.
A mechanic named Watts of Bris
tol, England, used to make shot by
pounding ®ut bars of lead into
sheets of the required thickness and
then cutting the sheets into little
cubes, which he rolled in a barrel
until the corners were worn off bv
the friction. One night he dreamed
that ho was out when it began to
rain shot, little balls of lead falling
all about him. lie remembered his
dmira the next morning and won
dered what shape molten lead would
take if allowed to fall some distance
through the air. To determine this
he carried a kdleful of the metal
up to the top of a church tower and
dropped it into the moat below.
Going down, he took from the shal
low water several handfuls of per
fect shot. Thus came t® him the
idea of the shot tower. '
Unlucky st Bridfl*.
"Do you believe In tliiB thirteen su
perstition 7” asked Tote de Veuu.
'1 do,” replied L’Olguon. ”1 could
never understand why I was so un
lucky nt loridge tlll|l discovered that I
was always dealt a hand of juet thir
teen.”—Exchange.
Two Acre Farms.
In Belgium a two acre bolding Is
sufficient to maintain a farmer and bis
family. The typical two acre farm in
that country contains a patch of wheat
or rye and another of barley. Another
fair portion grows potatoes. A row of
cabbage grows all round on the sloping
skies of the ditches, with a row of on
ions just outside, leaving bnre walking
room between them and the grnin. The
shade trees round the house are pear
tret*. Every foot of laud Is made to
produce, and-the farmer keeps pigs and
chickens.
Eggc That Jump.
Your friends will bo mystified
completely if you do this trick very
carefully.
Take a number of eggs; remove
the yolks and whites so that only
the shells remain.
To each of these shells paste one
end of n strand of fine silk, attach
A Littl* Mixed.
A Hindoo barrister thus excused nn
abeent client whom sickness had pre
vented from coming to court: “The
man has fallen unwell, your honor,
and he hn« sent a man here to say
that he is lying and cannot come.”
Turned Down.
"Beg pardon, sir,” sakl tbe waiter,
with outstretched palm, "but ’nven't
you forgotten something?”
"No,” replied the departing guest,
"but I'm trying to forget it. Good
day.’’—Catholic Standard and Times.
Tng THICK EXl'UAINKD.
the other end to one of your fingers.
The Ratteen.
All sorts and conditions of men hav*
excellent rennous 'Tor their position in
life. Illustrated Bits tell* of a tramp W’y, the weather bnreau, o course. I
who hnd no illusions about th* eause I didn’t hnovr but nrabby the man toft a
A Theory.
Tommie— Ph. how do storms git out?
Tompkins—Get out? What are you
driving nt—out of what? Tommto—
of his own condition:
Mrs. Fineh«filth (at hotel entrance)—
No. i have ne money to spare f-or
you. I do not see why an abtobodled
man like you should go about begging.
Lazy Tnamp—I s’po*c, mum, lt*« fer
about the same reason that -a healthy
woman like yon boards at * hotel. In
stead of keeping houa*.
drawer open.
The Ring In Hi* Speech.
Edytli—You ought to have heard Mr.
Huggins’ ringing speech last night
May—Why, I wasn’t aware that he
could make a speech. Edytli—Well, I
can’t repeat the speech, but I can slww
you the ring.—Westminster Gazette.
A Failure.
"When she gave yon tbe piece of
cake, did you say Thank you?’ ”
"Yes, mo, but It didn’t do no good.”
"Didn’t do any good?’
“No; she didn't give me another
piece.”
Too True.
After our landlord had jioeketed the
$30 which we pay monthly for our lit
tle apartment he blushed painfully.
“Why do you color so?” I asked.
“Because I have a rent in my trous
ers,” he murmured.—Exchange.
A Rebuff-
“Do you ^hlnk your father would
like me tvs n eon-ln-Iaw?"
“Yes. i believe he would.” ^
“Oh. Joy! I’’—
"Papa and 1 never agree about any
thing, you know."
Bomlnin* Nerve*.
There nee norvoua women-; there are
hyperoerrorro women. But women so
nervous that the continual rustle of n
: Ilk skirt make* them nervous—no,
Piero a to no womur so nervous as
Few!
Three things too much and three too
little are pernicious to man—to speak
mnch and know little, to^ spend much
and have little, *o presume much and
be worth little.—Cervantes.
Well Nam«d-
•"This is the parlor, eh?’ tentatively
remarked tbe real estate agent, who
was looking over the bouse.
Getting Square.
He—I’m going to bring Jolt, home
with me to dinner tonight. She—Gli,
mercy, dear, don’t! It’s the cook's day
out, and I’ll have to cook dinner. Ile-
Nevcr mind; 1 owe Jolt ono, anyway!
—Yonkers Statesman.
A Stingar.
. Mrs. Nagger—Perhaps you recall, It
•Tee,” replied the old man K - l waB ou a railway train that we first
"bat I usually call It the courtroom, i and _ Mr but It’s
I’t* got seven daughters, yon .now. | now f or m# to sue the eoin-
The Largest Palace.
The largest royal paluce is the
Eecurial, twenty-five mile* north
west of Madrid, Spain, built by
Philip II., at- a cost of $50,000,000.
It is estimated Mint the total length
of all the rooms and apartments of
this wonderful pile is more than
120 miles.
It you make money your
' . I pan.v for damages.—Philadelphia I»-
twl,] !
yiajjuo yo* Mb* a d*vtl^-Fioidlii«.
quirer.
I
A Thing of Beauty.
Th* heroes arc not all six feet t£ll.
Big routs may dwell In bodies small.
The heart that melts with sympathy
For the poor nnd the weak, whoe'er ltebc,
Is a thing of beauty, whether It shine
la a mam of forty e* a led of nine.
f?[RSTr*member thia Ton rannnf buy a higher
* firai/e, merrier trned, more stylish or durable
piano or organ than n Cornish no matter hout
much you pofi, or irhrre you buy.
To prove th.n to you, ? e will «*nd any Onrnlafi
wi.U, for UO l>aj« Free Trial in you
You ut® il a month a* your own. Then, If you can
fin'l n tingle flaw nnd it hack at our cipenao.
Even If, within one year y r <u should become dl»-
•at sfletl with your bargain or it ihould not prove with
continued use all yo t expect, return it nnd we will
refund your money, all charges, aud pay you alz per
cent Interest, Rivinir you
A Yo&r’i Free Uc*.
If the Instrument (tore (
FA *11 plea to you after a month i
lk i huy at the whole*
alanre
©a *y
Installment plan. ......
pave you #1 d to f f‘*9 pur niton trrmn of
in purchasec* a piano y»»ur own chooeln*.
ftfcautt wo aell only direct from the factory ant pet alont without
dovIfM, no ar.ont or dealer eon reU to you hi low a* we do. No inanu*
facturer Who aell* through doalere quote you the price wo do. quality
• quality, Cornish instruments cost you but one-half tho pr. © of auy others.
• help you make your chute© m© wtll srn'l you !>«©—
>t: Tha nsw Cornish Piano and Grjan Ilank, showing tho choicest
sr fifty styles of CornUh I’Unoa aud Organs rau^iug from the loa*t
©apensive to tha fluo.t ever built.
Second: Namciaml addresses of 5,000 recent purchaser*, some of wlnm
are probebly your neighbors*
Third: Our Ilond of Indemnity, an ironclad guarantee thit you
place yourself under no obligation and assume no responsibility in
placing a Cornish Plano or Organ In your home for Free Trial, and b1m»
warrant* the instrument for U.’) years, assuring you ugaiuat pour wo
manship for a whole lifetime.
Yon cannot afford to buy an fnatrnmcnt anywhere
until you hat© then© fine old*, hit down aud
writes for them today*
CMWB II 0.r“ hiBg ' on ’
, New Jersey
■•Ubll**** Over Fin, V**r*.
CASH DOWN
Balance on easy
iimUUinent plan.
_ - Save one • half —
buy ou the Cor main plan.
HE
•3S
>> ,/af.
DorCt Suffer
eJl ni^ht long from toothache
neuralgia, or rheumatism
Sloa,rCs
Liivinxeiyt
kilt s the psxin quiets the
nerves evnd induces sleep
At *1! deaJers, Price 2t/c 50c kHOO
Dr Ebd*! S.SIo&.ix, Boston.,MslSS.U.S.A.
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FAIRNESS
Then plucc them in a shallow bas
ket.
In do*ng the trick be sure that
your audience are far enough away
to be unable to see the silk threads.
Now say that you will be able to
make the eggs leap inJo the air by
magnetizing them with your fingers.
Of course, if you move a finger
upwartUind downward, the shell at-
tachetD tc
to the other end of the
strand of silk will move up and
down. You ean gain a pretty ef
fect by making them dance in time
to music.
Towards its depositors, towards its
borrowers and towards its stockhol
ders, combined with safety, prompt
ness and courtesy has enabled the
First National Bank of Sandersville
during the 6 years of existence to in
crease its total resources from $28,500
in July 1901 to over $300,000.00 at the
present time. We pay interest on
time deposits.
United States and State Depository
L. B. HOLT, President, S. M. HITCHCOCK, Cashier,
BATTLE SPARKS, Ast. Cashier,
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The Twice=a~Week herald.—$1.00
Per Year. Worth $2.00.
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