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A Key to Editorial Expressions.
An attentive reader of newßpajxirs can
see a great deal more than is set down
on the printed page. For instance, an
expression common in these days of
nominations is, **While a portion of the
ticket is not such as wo should have
nominated, we shall give it our hearty
support.” This means that the editor’s
most bitter enemy, who will give the
printing to the other paper if he can, is
on the ticket, and the editor hopes that
the low down reptile may be beaten out
of sight In the case of distinguished
orators, the remark, “The Hon. Mr.
Blank was attacked with sudden indis
position and did not speak” means that
the venerated statesman was too drunk
to hold his head up. The observation
means the same thing when applied to
the lights of the American stage. “Wo
failed to catch the last words of the
speech” means that eloquence at the
critical period was drowned in “ budge. "
“ We regret that we have not space to
publish the gentleman's eloquent effort
in full ” means that, in the editor's opin
ion, the sjieech would have made a reflec
tive mule leave his oats, and that it
wotdd be an outrage on the public to
print it. “We may refer to the address
hereafter” means that the newspaper
man feels happy at getting out of it this
time, and trusts that perdition may
seize him if he over mentions the mat
ter again. In obituary notices “con
gestion of the brain,” when applied to a
gentlemen of easy views in regard to
drinks, means delirium tremens, and “ He
was his own worst enemy,” means that
the deceased was a drunkard, and the
worst enemy of the people who loaned
him money. “He had his faults, who
of us has not ?” is an equivalent expres
sion. In regard to performances, dram
atic, and otherwise, “Those who failed
to be present missed a rich treat” m aus
that everybody “failed.” "The audi
ence was small but appreciative" means
that nobody was present except the
holders of complimentaries. “Owing
to the inclemency of the weather the
audience was not what it would have
been,” means that nobody would nave
been there had the sky been as clear as
crystal, and the “neighborhood been
fanned by the spicy breezes,” according
to the hymn book, “blow soft o’er Cey
lon’s isle.” In the way of dramatic criti
cism “Mr. Montmorency shows some
crudity and inexperience, which will
doubtless disappear with time and
study ” means that Mr. M. is a hopeless
and irredeemable stick.” Finally, “A
scandal high life has been brought to
our notice, of which we shall have more
to say in a-few days;” that means—well,
that means “business.”— Atchison
(K<u.) Champion.
Village Life in Western India.
In this new work on the “Industrial
Arts ol India," Mr. 0. M. Birdwood says
of the typical village :
“ Outside the entrance of the single
village street, on im exposed rise of
ground, the hereditary potter sits by
his wheel, molding the swift-revolving
clay by the natural curves of his hands.
At the back of the houses, which form
toe low, irregular street, there’are two
or three looms at work in blue and sear
lot and gold, the frames hanging be
tween the acacia trees, the yellow How
ers of which drop fast on the webs as
they are being woven. In the street the
brass and copper smiths are hammering
away at their pots aad pans, and further
down, in the veranda of the rich mau's
house, is the jeweler working rupees and
gold rnohrs into fair jewelry, gold and
silver earrings, aud round tires like the
moon, bracelets and tablets and nose
rings, and tinkling ornaments for the
feet, taking his designs from the fruits
and flowers around him, or from the
traditional forms represented in the
paintings and carvings of the great tem
ple, which rose over the grove of man
goes and palms at the end of the street,
above the lotus-covered village tank. At
3:30 or 4:30 in the afternoon the whole
street is lighted up by the moving robes
of the women going down to draw water
from the tank, each with two or three
water jars on her head, and so, while
they were going and returning in single
file, the scene glows like Titian’s canvas,
and moves like the stately procession of
the I'anathenaio frieze. Later the men
drive in the mild gray kino from tire
moaning plain, the looms are folded up,
ttie copjawsmiths are silent, the elders
gather in the gate, the lights -begin to
glimmer in the fast-falling darkness, tlie
feasting and music are heard on
every side, and late into the night the
songs are sung from the Bamayana or
Mahabharata. The next morning, with
sunrise, after the simple ablutions and
adorations performed in the open air be
fore the houses, the same day begins
again. This is the daily life going on
all over Western India in the village
communities of the Dakhan, among a
people happy in their simple manners
and frugal way of life, and in the culture
derived from thogrand epics of a relig
ion in which and move and
have their daily being, and in which the
highest expression of their literature,
art and civilization has been stereotyped
for 3,000 years."
“ Tak Notts.”
It sometimes hapjions that the horny
handed prospector knows little or noth
ing of the forms required by law
when locating a claim, and in such in
stances the honest old boys just drive
ahead and do the best they know how.
A grizzled old bunch of antiquity struck
a lead near Gunnison, Col., and left the
following notice written on an old en
velope and stuck in a split stick :
"TAK NOTTS I”
Ths undersiued clams this lede with
all its difls. spurs, angels, sinosities,
etc., etc., from this staik a 100 fete in
each direeshuu, the Same being A silver
baring load, and warning is hereby given
to Awl jwrseus to kepe away at their
peril Any jiesons found trespasiug on
this; Clame will Bo persecuted to the ful
extent of the law. This is no munky
talk butt I will assert my rites at the
point Os ths sticks shuter if legaly Neces
sary to taik head and good warning. Ac
oordiu to law I post This Notiss.
“John Searle.”
A cracked bell can never sound
well.
No man knows what a ministering angel his
wife is until he comes home one day. suffering
with a dreadful Col 1 and she happens to have
a bottle of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup in the house.
A man apparently frozen to death in
the neighborhood of Solothurn, Swizer
land, was placed upon the dissecting
table, and giving indication of remaining
life was restored by the efforts of the
physicians.
A Maryland exchange refers to Mr.
Thos. G. Forward, of Belair, that State,
who was cured by St. Jacobs Oil of
rheumatism.— Rochester (N. K) Sunday
Morning Tribune.
It Pays to-be Polite.
A gentleman at Bridgeport was an in
terested and amused party in an episode
which occurred at the South Norwalk
Depot. While strolling about the plat
form waiting for a train, he saw a woman
s'ip on something and nearly fall. Full
of sympathy and politeness, he hurried
to the rescue and assisted her to rise.
As she assumed an upright attitude,
however, something escaped from her
possession that at once caught her bene
factor's eye. It was nothing else but his
valise, which he had left in the depot a
minute before, and which it appears the
distressed female was trying to get away
with. The gentleman is more than ever
convinced that politeness does pay.—
New Haven Palladinm.
Mr. E. G. Gabtman, the business
manager of the Evening Dispatch, of
York, Pa., was cured neuralgia by three
applications of St. Jacobs Oil.— Rostan
(Mass.) Saturday Evening Express. ,
The latest tool for cutting glass is
said to be a thin German-silver disk,
impregnated with diamond dust, while
for drilling holes, similarly impregnated
cylinders are used. Those toils are said
to cut very rapidly, and to show little or
no wear from use.
The l»en<l lannol Be KalaiMl,
nor if your lungs are badly wasted away can
von be cured by the use of Dr. Pierce’s “Golden
Medical Discovery." It is, however, nnequaled
»s a tonic, alterative, and nutritive, and readily
cares the most obstinate cases or bronchitis,
coughs, coliis. and incipient consumption, far
surpassing tn eflicacy cod liver oil. Bend two
stamps for Dr. Pierce’s pamphlet ou Consump
tion and Kindrod Affections. Address World's
Dupbhhauy Medical Association, Buffalo,N.Y.
A certain peculiar plant is known in
New South Wales as the “shoeblack
plant." The flowers contain a large pro
portion of a mucilaginous juice, which
forms an excellent substitute for shoe
blacking, producing a brilliant polish.
This juice is used by Chinese ladies for
dyeing the hair, and it is said that in
Java the flowers are really used for
blacking shoes.
"Female Complaints."
Dii. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.:—ZleorWr—
I write to tell you what yonr "Favorite Pro
scription” has done for me. I had been a great
sufferer from female complaints, especially
"dragging down," for over six years, during
much of the time unable to work. I paid out
hundreds of dollars without any benefit till 1
took three bottles of the “ Favorite Prescrip
tion,” and 1 never hail anything do mo so much
good in my life. I advise every sick lady to
take it. Mm. Emily Rhoads, Mcßrides, Mich.
"I know,” said a tourist in New
Jersey, “that the owner of that farm
was a famous apple-stealer when he
was a boy. He keeps two dogs in his
‘ orchard.”
Young and middle aged mon suffering from
nervous debility, premature old age, loss of
memory, and kinarod symptoms, should send
three stamps for Part VII of pamphlets issued
bv World's Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Paragraphing is a good deal like
“pocket” mining. Occasionally a noh
vein is struck and worked for all it is
worth, and then the paragrapher goes
prospecting around for a “ new lead.”
Search the Scriptures and Tarn S4O.
The publishers of the Holly Springs,
(Miss.) Reporter, in their prize puzzle col
umn, make the folio" ing offer: To the per
son who will first t 11 us which is the long
est. verse, which the shortest, and which
the middle verse of the Old Testament,
will give S3O in gold. To the person who
will first name the bonk and division in the
bible in which occurs every letter of the
Hebrew alphabet, e will give S2O in gold.
These premiums to he awarded on the 18th
of January next. Those who contest for the
premiums must send P. O. Order for twen
ty-five cents, nostani- s. for which they will
receive a copy of the Reporter of Jan. 19th
containing the correct answers and names
and postoffi.-e address of parties giving
them, to whom will be awarded the premi
ums. Audress, I UHI.IdHERS OF REPORTER,
Holly Springs, Missi- sinpi.
No man can read a Chicago newspa
per account of how some one with SIOO
made 160,000 in three months, on pork
or wheat, without wanting to sell his
shirt for fifteen cents and bny futures in
turnips.
Heer Afltorta (he Kidneys.
And it may Rerioudy interfere with the health
unleHH promptly counter acted, and for this pur
pose Warners Safe Kidney and Liver Cure haa
no equal.
Pbof. Raoul Pictet, of Geneva, is
engaged in working ont a problem in
marine architecture, the proper solution
of which he believes will effect a revolu
tion in ship building. His object of 1
study has been the construction of a
keel which shall cause the ship to glide
over the water instead of pushing its
way through. Ths resistance of the
water to the passage of a vessel is in
this way reduced to a minimum. He is
now experimenting with a keel upon this
principle.
Notice.
From the 10th of October. 1881, to
the Ist of July, 1882, genuine Rock
Spring Water will be supplied to cus
tomers by Ellis & Co., of Bailey Springs,
Ala., at the following rates :
Ten gallons in anti-corrosive can..ss.W)
Same can refilled at 4.00
Five gallons in anti-corrosive can.. 3.25
Same can refilled at 2.50
Nine gallons in glass bottles 7.50
Reasonable freight and express rates
are given by all railroads. This water
has been known for nearly fifty years
as a sure cure for Dyspepsia, a sure cure
for diseases of the Kinney and Bladder,
a sure cure for all curable cases of
Dropsy, a sure cure for Scrofulous cases
of the Bones or Skin, and a certain de
stroyer of the terrible thirst for intoxi
cating drink that overcomes so many
worthy resolutions. Deprive a drunk
ard oi his dram for three days and
meanwhile give him plenty of Rock
Spring Water, and he won’t want the
whisky. Don’t you think it’s worth
trying f If you do, drop a postal to
Ellis & Co. It will cost only a cent,
The old Cunarder Persia, in its day
the finest vessel afloat, took six tons of
coal to carry a ton of freight across the
Atlantic ; the Arizona, a new steamer
about double the size of the Persia,
takes a fifth of a ton. Changes like this,
as well as low laud rates, are swamping
British farmers with Western grain.
For a Christmas present buy one of the Mass.
Organ Go's Harpettes, and your chidren will be
delighted and give you music in your own home
these long winter evenings.
The value of the sheep in Texas is
$13,800,000.
It is impossible for a woman to suffer from
weakness after taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
It is sad but true that a man who once
becomes deaf seldom enjoys a happy
hear after.
SuEFEREtis from Constipation should make
one trial of Kidney Wort and be cured.
The first Normal school in Amertea
was established in Concord, Vt., in 1821.
“Rongla on
Ask Druggiata for it. It clears out ra-a,
mice, roaches, bed-bugs. 15c.
INDIQEBTTON, dyspepsia, nervous prostraum
and all forma of general debility relieved ty
taking Mensmam’s Peptonized Bkxb Tonic, tie
only preparation of beef containing its entiu
nutritious properties. It contains blood-mol
ing. force-generating and life-sustaining prop
erties ; is invaluable In all enfeebled conditions
whether the resalt of exhaustion, nervous pros
tration. overwork, or acute disease,
If resulting from pulmonary complaints, <>•
wall. Hazard A Co., proprietors, New York.
On Thirty Days’ Trial.
The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., wl
send their Electro-Vol tn io Belts and other
Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to
any parson afflicted with Nervous Debility,
Lost vitality, and kindred troubles, gnarantet
ing complete restoration of vigor and manhooi.
Address as above without delay.
P. B.—No risk is incurred, as thirty dayt’
trial is allowed.
Poverty and mat res*.
That poverty which produces the great cs
Autress is not of the purse but of the blood
Deprived of its richness it becomes scant sift
watery, a condition termed anemia in medics
writings. Given this condition, and scrota
lous swellings and sores, general and nor toil
debility, loss of flesh and appetite, weak lungs
throat disease, spitting of blood and consump
tion. are among the common results. If yot
are suffering from thin, poor blood employ Dr
Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery/’ whicl
enriches the blood and cures these grave affec
tions. Is more nutritive than cod liver oil, am
is harmless in any condition of the system, ye
powerful to cure. By druggists.
ABEATTY’MPIANOFOIITKS.-Ma.-ntflefm.
• houday presents; square grand pianofortes,r<>ur very
handsome round corners, rosewood casta three unisons.
Beatty’s match less Iron frames, st o<>], book, cover, boxes,
s’22’2 75 to
satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded, after one
year’s use; ( vrixhi Pin lofortea. 91*25 to f 2. r >s; cata
logue prices |oOOto |»X);sUndard pianofortes of the uni
verse. as thousands testify: write for mammoth list of tes
timonials. Bemty'a ( nbinet Oll<iANet, cathedral,
church, chapel, parlor, 930 upward. Vis-o n welcome,
free carriage meets possctigers; illustrated catalogue (holi
day edition) free. Address or call upon
DANIEL F. IHATTY r New Jrrtsor
TORMENT, INDEED.
Life’s vexations do not generally enmo on one
likcnstonn descending the mountain or like a
whirlwind: they come as the rain does in borne
sections of the world—gently, but txery day.
One of life's discomforts is presented herewith:
a , According to popular iniprcssh n.
8 a f hot weather, mosquitoes and
|| / \ nißil dogs al] flourish nt the
H \ y same time and are chargeable
. / t° tke. malefic Influence of
' the Dog Star,
ff a«|l \ dogs und the Dog star ro>
Jt 7 in i n ds us ofa boy'h story
of a dog and the etui’’';
—mill whl< h wt I •
in a short, extract froli
IJLvJ <3l < the boy's letter: ‘(ioll’
\ you ought to hr
■s \ been there liibt night 11
| \\ \ n •< n the fun. i oi!
I \ \ Winkins’ <lorg Tod«11q
I 7“ \ \wasH meltin’nt the gnt|
I / \ \ a enziu' at the Coniii
\ |- \ when along comes old
, , \ ' Sykes dunied rat tan
rler and the 2 wnlt/.cd over the fence and thf
2 fought. The tarrier proved too much for
dies, and afore they could haul him off the M
tie ground he had made a good square meal
hishide. Tom was in despair. A kind knikijr
m nileman in abroad brim hat told him togefc
jK»t tie of St. Jacobs Oil and rub him with it.iia]
it would cure him in no time. What does r l m
do but steal into the chapel at Ves|n r time ftii
slide into Father Jacobs confessional box
beg of him a bottle of his oil with u hieli to rfo
his dorg. The Father felt of Tom's head; it w*
hot an’ afbre Tom could utter a praver, two met
wereluggin’ him home followed bv a*great crow A
who kept at a safe distance, thinking he ha
been bit by a mad dorg. ’t he more he klclo j
and screamed to let free, the tighter they hell
on to him.” In reference to another torment, tha
Chicago Western (WAotir recently wrote: “Mr,
Joel D. Harvey, U. S. Collector of Internal Reve
nue, of this city, has spent over two thousand
dollars on medicine for bis wife, who was suflif*
ing dreadfUUy from rlieumatisin, and withou
deriving any benefit whatever; yet two bottle
of St. Jacobs Oil accomplishe<l what the m<-<
skillful medical men failed in doing. We coni
give the names of hundreds who have been curd
by this wonderful remedy did space permit u.
The latest man who has been made happy
through the use of this valuable liniment is Mr
James A. Con lan, librarian of the Union Catholit
Library of this city. The following is Mr. Cun
Jan s indorsement:
Union Catholic Library Association.)
204 Dt'nrbom y
Chicago, Sept. 16, Isso. J
I wish to add my testimony to the merits of St
Jacobs Oil as a cure for rheumatism. One but
tie has cured me of this troublesome di.-eax
which gave me a great deal of lather lor a b n
time; but, thanks to the remedy, I am <nred. Thi
statement is unsolicited by any une in its lute)
cst. Very respectfully,
Jam A. Con i an. librarian.
S If yon enjoy ■ l.n.h hoartlV
Tueu read our Sense. tx Swm
2* SammyTubba and bi« Swume,
. X bo Bo> Doctor A TricA Monkey;
k "dhor, E. B. Foota. M. D
■ ILuktratadoontonta frao.
F r’ 1 * 1 ? yoa’fofbnd of lota o’Jna.
, fbo I’«l» option,
pF i< '. Lß ‘“? rn ’ aro
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RSBlfelb
f® PENSIONS.
JcfTufr ARE PAID svsrr soldier disabled by a<'ci«ent
/jCfl or otherwise. A W<»VN|»<f snr k-WM. low f
Inter, tower eye, KI'PTI’KE, if but alvht;
diseases •fl-unji or Vsrleoae Vein' *!•< a
B peasion. Vader new law thousand* u.e ea<
/M B titled to an increase of neuston. W dowi. cr-
fl| phans and dependent fathers or mothers of
l^FI V soldiers get a pension. Se"- 4 11 stamps foi copy
Wr LB Pension and Bounty Aeta. Address
■ liNf* H. Fltxaerald 4 Co., fi»ur M«nta,
’ and Pros’! Ctattal Baftk. bttlh Os ladiattsnalis-
M®
Blood, and win complotaly th* blood tn the
•atjra s- stern l» thrae month*, A*y parn 'o r. .
will taka on* pill each u’xht from Ito 13 week* ma Lt
pottered la sound health, if tnicb a bepo.’' a
CAN
CONSUMPTION
BE CURED?
SOME INTERESTING LETTERS
FROM THE PEOPLE,
WHICH SHOULD BE READ
BY THOSE AFFLICTED.
DR. SCHENCK gives the
EVIDENCE ON WHICH HE BASES
HIS ASSERTION THAT
CONSUMPTION
CAN BE
CURED.
Clear and explicit statements
from well-known persons
which should convince
the most skeptical.
For other Certificates of Cures send
for Or. Schenck’s Book on Consump
tion, Liver Complaint and Dyspepsia.
It gives a full description of these
diseases in their various forms, also,
valuable information in regard to the
diet and clothing of the sick; how and
when exercise should be taken, &c.
' This book is the result of many years
of experience in the treatment of Lung
Diseases, and should be read, not only
by the afflicted, but by those who, from
I hereditary taint or other cause, sup-
• oose themselves liable to any affection
\ of the throat or lungs.
IT IS SENT FREE
Post Paid, to ail Applicants.
A«l<lreMw l»r. J. 11. M'lIF.Mt H A ROM, No.
<iO<> Arch M., I*hiind«>1 I*liia, l ß *.
Front Mr. («. W. 11. Morfin, of Afton
Depot, Vn.
Arro.f Dbfot, N'bjaon Co. Va., 13, 1*79.
Dr. J. H. HcnitMcx, Philadelphia, Pa.
brirr Nir: —I if to he iny duty to you and to all who
may lx* suffering with that awful di9«xaee —Consumption
to write to you of the change for the better that lim been
made in my wife** condition by you and your great modi*
cine. On Airjuet I’9, 187 H, my wife wa> taken down with
\he Conaumpfiou. I called In one of the beat doctors m
thia County. He attended her an faithfully aa a man
could, doing evetyfhing in his power, but she got worse
every day. Tn Octolier 1 called another doctor. They
hn<h naid ahe could not jxMßibiy live, for she bad Con-
MiinpCion, and that her lungs were nearly gone. Hhe was
I at Ibis time the most pitiful object any person had ever
•■pen s pcrfvfti skeleton, coughing and spitting large
’ qn nititi. s of matter. I tried all kinds of patent medicines
i tint were aaid to cure Consumption, but nothing did her
I any good.
; On the Ist of October the doctors and all her friends '
[gave her up. It win their opinion that she could not live
live daya longer. Bv chance T got one of your books, de* j
tcribing sitn lar cases and their cure, and on the tUh of '
November I wrote to you, deacrßring h«*r case. You wrote
me to give my wife your medicines according to the
printed directions, and you thought she could be cured.
% at nix'i' bought some of v.uir Palmonir Mjrap.
•H hhim (I !'«»»!«* and 3lnu«lr<kr Pills, and gavi
iUein to her. Hhv began to improve at once, al though
the doctors and her friends »aid I was throwing my money
away. Tn a few days she got so she could lay down and
sleep—a thing she bad not been able to do since she waz
first taken pick ; her appetite improved, and I never saw
such a wonderful change. Everybody who saw her whs
astonished, for the like had never l»een seen in this
county.
On the 23d nt January you came and examined her
lungs with your Respirometer. You pronounced her
right lung nearly gone, and the left badly affected (the
same thing her former physicians had said', but you said
she wax improving as fast as possible.
Almut the Ist of June she commenced attending to her
household duties, and has continued to do so ever since,
doing nil h<-r own Cooking and sewing for herself and her
flvechildron, and to-day she looks better than she haa for
ten y« nrs.
My wife’s case is looked on by the many who saw het
as the most wonderful cure that haa ever been made in
toe State of Virginia; it was like raising the dead. Some
of the medicines you sent me I have sold, and they have
never failed to give entiie aa'isfaction. There is a great
deal of medicine sold m this vicini'v now, and it has made
other cures almost as wonderful as that of my wife.
My purpose in thu» willing to you is to benefit otber H
who may be suffering fiotn that dreadful disease-Con
sumption- and I will cheerfully answer all inquiries that
may be made of me, whether by correspondence, or per
sonally, and I can refer to thirty or forty persons <-f the
highest standing thia community who will vouch for
•II that I hfwc written.
Yours, etc.,
G. W. H. MARTIN.
Guard the System Against
MALARIA
By Using
DR. SCHENCK’S
MANDRAKE
PILLS,
The Great Vegetable Substitute
for Mercury.
They will cure Chills and Fever.
They will cure Diarrhoea.
They will cure obstinate consti
pation. leaving the Stomach
and Bowels in a healthy con
dition.
Thev will cure Liver Complaint,
that great forerunner of Con
sumption.
DR. SCHENCK S
MANDRAKE PILLS
Dv not produce sickness at the stomach, nausea or grip
ng. Ou the central?, they are so mild and agreeable in
heir action t hat a person suffering with a sick headache,
tour stomach or pain in the bowels, i* speedily relieved
.-'f these distressing symptoms. They net directly nn
die liver, the organ which, when m a healthy condition,
Olindes the blood for the whole body.
They are a perfect preparation of that great and well
known remedy, Mandrake or Podophyllin, a remedy
that has displaced the use of mercury, ’as well as many
other poisonous drugs, in the practice’of every intelligent
physician.
Prnf. John King, »f the College of Medicine, of Cincin
nati, says: "In Constipation it acts upon the bowel*
without disposing them to subsequent cnstiveness. In
Chronic Liver Complaint there is not its equal in the
I whole range of medicines, being va*:|y more useful than
I mercurial agents, arousing the liver* to healthy action,
increasing the flow of Vile, and keeping up these actions
I 'tiger if-ci any other agent with which we are ac
quainted.*’ (See American DisMus.<ti<ry, page 730.)
In all cases of Liver Complaint r Dyspepsia, where
•here is great weakness or debility, l>r. Schenck'*
Acsaw'-ed Tonle should bs used in connection with
these Pills.
DR. SCHENCK’S MEDICINES:
MANDRAKE PILLS,
SEAWEED TONIC,?
andPULMONIC SYRUP
Are sold by all Druggists, and full directions for their use
are printed ou the wrapper! of every package.
RALLfIITS MO ™ Y magazine
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