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Editor Out In Indiana Played
for Even and Got It.
The editor of an : Indiana paper grew
tired of being called a liar, so be an
nounced that he would tell the truth In
the future. The first Issue thereafter
contained the following:
"John Bonin, the laziest merchant in
town, made a trip to Bellville yester
day.
“John Coyle, otir gwemyttum, is d*
tag a poor business. His storo Is dirtf,
dusty and noxiously odoriferous; htfjr
can ho cxpoct to do much?
“Rev. Styx preached last Sunder/
night on charity. The sermon was
punk.
"Dave Soukey died at hts home In
bis place. The doctor gave It out as
The fact Is, he was
When a Big Gun Is Made It
Becomes a Perpetual
, Charge.
What is Costs to Flro a 8hot From
One of tho 61s Gun*—The tfittremo
Limit of Ono of These Big Guns Is
One Hundred 8hote.
A M book explaining just
why tkis is so will*, be: sent
on request.
Better ask about it today,
j T3hc
Smith Premier
Typewriter Company.
H. M, ; A8HE, State Dealer,
Y. MrM A. Building, At-
lanta, Ga.' : . ,' r .
From the New York Press.
"When a big gun Is made It bocomes
a perpetual charge on,the expense ac
count of the government,” remarked
the Inspector of naval ordnance. “It
costs a lot to make It, too, to try It
when It Is mounted, and Its extreme
limit of life Is 100 Bhots. The largest
guns we make.now.are 12-lnqh. They
are from forty to fifty feet long, and
the weight of the gun will cause It to
droop, and In a few years render It
useless. It has to be sent back to the
ordnance yard at various Intervals
to have its rifling ' trued up.’ Even
the toughest steel,.with the highest
elastic limit and greatest tensile
strength, will bend under Its own
weight If you support a bar of atael
even a few Inches long at both ends
for a long tlmo It will curve down In
the center to a degree that cannot, In
deed, he detected without the aid of
precise Instruments, but It will take a
permanent set, and a gun does the
same thing In a greater measure.
When we try a gun at the Indian
Head proving grounds, near Annapolis,
Md„ the armor makers furnish the
plate, the gunmaker the gun, the shell
makers the projectile and the govern
ment tho powder. The total cost of a
shot is approximately $1,000, and we
usually fire throe shots at different dis
tances.
"The shell Is case hardened at Its
point, and now carries a charge of
oleaginous graphite in Its nose, which
breaks at the moment of Impact and
oils the hole In the armor. The patent
on that graphite scheme cost the gov
ernment $50,000. The shell simply
boreB Its way through the armor, and
Its progress Is aided very materially
by the graphite. The navy exacts ar
mor that can’t be pierced and shells
that will go through'anything; so we
have about arrived at the paradox of
an Irresistibly''force meeting an im
penetrable Vody. As a result the few
makers.o'f this high quality of steel are
heart failure,
drunk and whiskey Is what killed him.
“Married—Miss Sylvia Rhodes and
James Goiiham last Saturday evening.
The bride Is a very ordinary town girl
who doesn’t know any more than a
Jack-rabbit about cooking, and never
helped her mother In her life. She Is
not a beauty by any means and has a
gait like a fat duck. The groom is
well known as an up-to-date loafer.
He’s-lived olf the old folks all hts life
and ddn't amount to shucks. They
will have a hard life.’’
The paper had no sooner reached
The greater your familiarity with to
bacco, the greater your appreciation
of Big Whistle. It has all the natural
and scientific qualities necessary to
make good chewing tobacco.
S*A*3*f*aALC
No better tobaccos made than those man*
ufactiired by Bailey Bros., Win3ton*Salern,
North Carolina. NOT IN A TRUST.
I V q'Golng to Bike
any ih|s. year? Time you ware begin-
i‘ng ,if &o» are. It's thereat season
.f t thV-W (op it; - Hew about
/ il A NEW BIOYCLE?
it’s. jinrclly worth while trying to
make amjr old back number wheel last
anot|io| year, For you can get a new.
up;tchdate bike hero at Just about the
coat'd( repairing your old ono. Como
«»<> % *t it.
'■fc.f. F. SMITH,
The leading Wheelman, Pine Street.
by Albany Drug Co., Druggists.
26c.
Georgia Chautauqua, Albany, Ga„ April
22-29, 1908.
Account above occasion, the Central
of Georgia Railway will sell round trip
tickets to Albany at one .firat-elass fare
plus fifty cents. Tickets on sale April
Remove Freckles and Pimples
IK TEN BAYS, WITH
For Information, apply to nearest
ticket- agent.
S. A. ATKINSON,
Union Ticket Agent
R. S. MORRIS,
2-td - Commercial Agent
1UADINOLA
A™...THE COMPLEXION BEAUTIEIEK...
IfOR SALE!
Thfrlee Sites for Stores
..Jon brood Street^
™ (Near Jackson).
Size, thirty feet front on
Broad street and running back
2 tO feet-tosdley.
This property is rapidly tin-
hancing ip value..ahd -Will be
wortfi double present price in
few years.
; Full information on applica
tion to
A w ...THE COMPLEXION BEAUTIEIEK...
^Formerly sdrertlMd and sold ns Battnola.)
CITY TAX SALE8.
Will be sold before the court house
door within the legal hour* of public
sale on the first Tuesday In May, 1906,
the following property in the city of
Albany, Ga., all levied on and to he
sold for city taxes for the year 1905,
to-wlt:
Also at the same time and place,
part of lot No. 44. Planters street,
property of the estate of Juno Gibson.
Also, at the same time and place,
the west one-halt of lot No. 26, on
Planter's street, property of Fehhle
Wilson and Bottle LlppltL
Also, at the same time and njace,
lot No. 44, on South street, property
of Lawrence Oliver.
Also, at the same time and place,
the east one-half of lot No. 94, State
street, property of Amelia Thomas.
R. N. WESTBROOK,
City Marshal.
PIWaTWt
NADINOLA
Wt* 1 Olkbt ,
A few applications will remove tan or
sallowness and restore the beauty of youth,
NADINOLA is guaranteed and money
refunded if it fails to remove freckles,
pimples, liver-spots, collar discolorations,
blade-heads, disfiguring eruptions, etc-, in
It 1b mounted. Gun pointers are used
tor drill, and once or twice a year the
gun la used for actual target practice
and fired onco, or possibly twice. But
it Is too expensive a machine to use
for practice when there are exact
ways of toBtlng the range and accur
acy for trlangulatton and the known
quhlltleB of the powder and other fac
tors that apply to It, and which are
preserved from Its flrBt test.”
twenty days. Leaves the skin soft, clear
and healthy. Endorsed by thousands,
Price SO cents and $14)0 by all leading
druggists, or by matt. Prepared by
National Toilet Co.,-Paris, Tonn,
UNDER THE OPERA HOUSE.
lust received and will Offer for uaxt
ek another lot qf Ladle*' Collar*
leh will he »oW ai-fefmerly at oni>
A tale of horror was told by marks
of human blood In the home of J. W.
Williams, a well-known morchant of
Bao, Ky. He writes: "Twenty years
ago I had severe hemorrhages of the
lungs, and was near death when I ho
ly-made Whit* Apron*, 2Jo an*
Towale, the biggest bargain that hat
vsr been offered, a towel 68 Inqhei
ing and 24 Inehea wide* at only 16*
Your money baok If you are dleeat
ified with your pumhaia."
7'/i-lneh Horn Combe, all ooarae
■ath, such that .will not break whan
he ladlea comb (heir Heavy hair with
All-over Lae**, Edglhfl* and tneert
gan taking Dr. King’s New Discovery.
It completely cured me and I have re
mained well ever since." ~
It cures
Hemorrhages, Chronic Coughs, Set
tled Colds and Bronchitis, and Is the
only known cure for Weak Lungs.
Every bottle guaranteed by Albany
Drug Co., Druggists. 60c and $1.00.
Trial bottle free.
A Simple Precaution.
Landlady (of country tnu on the eve
of a popular holiday to her daughter,
who la kneading the dough for a cake)
—Resol, you'd better put a couple of
eggs aud a bit of butter Into the cak*.
It looks as If we were going to have a
storm, and If the townsfolk don’t stir
out tomorrow we shall have to sat It
ourselves.—From the German.
Uasusu
' Language Is a solemn thing. It
grows out of Ufe-out of Its agonies
and. ecstasies. Its wants and Its weari
ness. Every language la a temple In
which the soul of those who speak It is
enrhrlnrd.—O. W. Holme*.
omethtng New In Life Insurance.
’' * * ■- v
a addition to carrjdbg your policy
m the 10th to the $0th year for 6
cent of the premium, and U you
in that period no charge 1b made
ilnst your policy, you oan. by pay-
1 60 cents extra for eaoh $1,000, be
ured against total or permanent dls-
llty from accident or disease, pro-
ams cease and the policy la tally
4 up. tho* covering two risks for
i oremium. Como And bco me.
C, M. CLARK,
M-bw Agent
Is the Moon Inhabited?
Science haa proven that the moon
has an atmosphere, which makes life
In some form possible on that satel
lite; but not tor human beings, who
have a hard enough time on this earth
of ours; especially those who don’t
know that Electric Bitters cure Head
ache, Biliousness, Malaria, Chills and
Fever,ijaundtee, Dyspepsia, Dizziness,
Torpid.Llver, Kidney complaints, Gen-
BOATS FOR RENT
And Fishing Permits Sold at the Coun
try Store.
Any fishing or boating will be pro
hibited without a written permit The
lake above the dam is fine for boating,
and the fishing below the dam is un
excelled. Don’t forget you must have
a pass. T. M. NELSON.
6 Per Gent. Farm Loans-
THOS. H. MILNER,
AttoiMf-ati-Law,
Room 811 Dnts-BxchuiM Ban)
Building. Albany. Ga.
oral Debility and Female weaknesses.
Unequalled as a general Tonic and Ap
petizer for weak persons and especi
ally for the aged. It Induces sound
ally for the aged.
sleep. Fully guaranteed by Albany
Drug Co., Druggists. Price only 60c.
INDSTINCT PRINT
8HERIFF'8 SALE.
Georgia, Dougherty County.
Will be sold, on the first Tuesday
in May, 1906, at public outcry at the
court house In said county, within the
legal hours of sale, to the highest bid
der for cash, certain property of whloh
the following Is a tall and complete
description: Two and one-half BhareB
of stock In the Odd Fellows Building
Association, of the par value of Ten
Dollars per share. Said property lev
ied on as the property of G. E. Ander
son, to satisfy an execution laaued
from the Superior Court of said Comi
ty, In favor of A. C. Gortatowaky
against |sald G. B. 'Anderson; sold
property being In possession of W. N.
TIeknor, secretary of said Odd Fel
lows’ BuUdtag Association, and point
ed out by plaintiff's attorney, L. W.
Nelson.
This 31st day of March, 1906.
WM. GODWIN. Deputy Sheriff.
Electrical Wiring, Motors,
Fans, Fixtures, Shades
and Lamps.
Albany Electrical
——and
Construction Co.
106 Broad St,, Phone 416.
Q, W. 8AYE, President
Cures Biliousness, Sick
Headache, Sour Stom
ach, Torpid Liver and
c v.:.t„?r;s: 0n - Laxative Fruit Syrup
\ HILSMAN-SALE DRUG CO.
Cleanses the system
thoroughly and clears
sallow complexions of
pimples and blotcheB.
It is guaranteed
1
aicw
7Xec
littleDocfor
CURES
Liver Compltats; uses
only Ramon’B Liver Fills
and Tonic Pellets, and
gives your money back If
not satisfied. Your Uver
is the biggest trouble
maker (t you would be
well, try Ramon's Treat
ment Only 25 cents.
Albany Drug Co.
MAKES OLD THINGS NEW
U4UI& Ocneer is a wonder I It will make the
whole interior of your house shine like new,
making re-finishing or re-vamishing entire!
ly unnecessary. It is not a varnish, but a
surface food and cleaner, building up the
original finish and making it brighter than
ever. It is applied with a piece of cheese
doth and no experience is necessary. No
drying to wait for. Removes all scratches,
stains, dirt, dullness. It can be applied
to any finish with beneficial results. Nat
ural wood, as well as any color of paint, will
be better for an application of liquid Veneer.
Eionid Ufttttf will improve even the most
beautiful furniture. It will take that smoky
look from the Piano and other Mahogany, and is highly bene
ficial to Golden Oak, White Enamel,Gilt, Silver and other finishes.
DqniA Oenttr sells at 50 cents a bottle, and a bottle Is enough to
renovate the ordinary home. Try it and you will always buy it
— ’ ^ few trial bottles at IQc. each
SOLD BY - ~
OWL DRUG & SEED CO.
Jftf
in
besM
JDompei&EL
IJLMassage Cream-
Takes Away Shaving Soreness
A thick, fast growing beard and a tender skin cause
trouble to many men. An occasional massage with
Pompeian Cream not only takes away after shaving
discomfort, but gradually strengthens the skin and
enables it to bear the frequent use of the razor without
ill effect. Also cleanses the pores. 50c and $1.00 per jar.
Call at our store for sample and loot on facial massape
OWL DRUG ® SEED CO.
NOTICE TO CITY PROPERTY
OWNERS.
Notice Is hereby given that all
property owners must come prepared
to return the exact number of feet of
each city lot owned. The tax books
will open on April 2 at the Clerk’s of
fice, In the Davis-Exchange Bank build
ing, and no returns will be accepted
unless the owners specify In their re
turns the exact number of feet In each
lot returned, as required by ordinance.
28-lmo Y. C. RUST, Clerk.
ANNO UNCEHENTS.
for representative.
I hereby announce my candidacy for
Representative of Dougherty County
In the General Assembly of the State,
subject to the action of the Democratic
primary ordered for the 16th of May.
In the event of my election, I pledge
my best efforts In the Interest of my
constituency. I respectfully ask the
suffrage of the qualified voters of the
county. SAM H. TIFT.
Albany. Ga., April 6, 1906.