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VOLUME VI.
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, MARCH 26, 1881.
NUMBER 38.
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The Advertiser and Appeal.
rvwumtwo imi •atcbday at
BRUNSWICK, GA.,
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8DISSOKIPTION BATES:
On copy on* fl W
Ukiwpjitl months.,
Atriftt—irau from mpowIMi parti** win
fa* pnMUhr.1 until onfcrrtoal. when tkoUmoM
i*4 ijntIM, uJ pajrnml purtad ucrordlm^lr.
Wa.ti.orol.
Now Advertisements.
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Tb**# pfUa ira an a Loot at« cur* for nil klUloua
nd malarialafjVctl.***. Tbwjr inppto with
• la *11 forma
OnaanlnUau for la ll»liln*lJmkr»t.«ro
imaMl tkmrlrr. rktf|fd a* aArrrtkNMi
XarrUfm w4 oWtuary notice Mtatraaft _
kmr Uar*. aotictrd fur pahllratloa. When n
ca*4ta< Ik*l lyaea. rhaficd m aJaertlmtuakt*.
Alllrttrr* *fo4 rommuulraU««* akoulJ b* *4-
City Directory.
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JUirmm A. T. Putnam. W. W. Watlla*. J.
■pajvm D-_T. puaa. J. r. Harray. B. C. Util*
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hrujw*—Conper, Watklaa aul Duau.
Mnaffra, Dnaisa k Baooaa—Dana, WatUaa
aaJ LtttMVH.
jWaloa White Cemetery O Moor*.
Seaton Colorral (Ymrtwry-.acVU Wklia.
TMW comarma—lUTTrj, Duuptr and Kprar*.
il tat*>»—LilliHU14. Bpemn and Pntaaw.
IVmjc antoaiua—Watklaa. Doerttlauar an
iiftwr-
Jbomw Doatflln#rr.Hanrcy and XJUlrflaU
Ci>rcATi<>«—Patnam, ty**n and Duaa.
CiUBfTT—Putnam, LiltUAeM ana IKurllairr
Pina paraanAna—Apaara.Pataam and llarvry
Poura- Putnain.Duun, and Waiktna.
united htatu orriciuta.
CnlUctor ofCoatonm—John T.CoHlna.
iN puty—ll.T. Dunn.
('••DM-tor lat.rnal lUvcaua—D. T. fluau.
Deputy Marshal—O. i. Ilall.
I’uutniaatur—Linas Xortk.
COURT BtflBlOM IN TUB UUUNNW1CK CIRCUIT.
CLINMI-M Monday In Marali •luUspt i.
Al’PLINll—Sd Monday In Man . and kri<r.mber.
WAYNE-*till Monday In Mar li and Haul nil
PIMIICK—!*t Monday in April al.d OetoWr
WAItK-ad Monday in April and (hlofatr.
COrPKB-Tnasday aft. r «lh Monday la April and
Ortotwr.
CAMDEN—Taaariay after *1 Monday In May and
OLYNM—4th Monday to May and Kortmbar.
HARDWARE
In a* J 1*41 U.n«reao,ll9 and 111 Hi. dull
SAVANNAH, GA.
Agricultural Implements.
FAN MILLS,
GRAIN CRADLES,
AVERY’S FLOWS
BIIIXLY S FLOWS,
CULTIVATORS,
PLOW STOCKS.
SWEEP SHOVELS,
HEEL FIX.S,
GRASS RODS.
Rubber and Leather
BELTING.
CIRCULAR SAWS,
CARPENTERS’ TOOLS,
BLACKSMITH'S TOOLS,
GUNS AND PISTOLS,
FISHING TACKLE.
AGENTS FOR FAIRBANKS'
Standard Scales
DUPONT'S
CELEBRATED POWDER.
Together with » (nil Hue of Shelf
Hardware, for salo at the loured
cnr.li prices.
PALMEIl UllOTIIERS.
u*,l 7-ly
mem
HAS MADt: MOIUC
CRIPPLES
THAN AIL WAR* COMBUtFD,
Tbey fortify the body afataH
f»udJ-w attacks and fUm
brave tb# miaamatte Jaafar of
a warn pa an
umn _ _
and ackaa, tollaana the aptiita and k»Ii mv 1
DOC5DINO moron tiik toss.
Call for thl# Ineatimatdo mcdlctaa at your Mar
. Uk# no otiiwr.
Ural tat Ion and delay ar«
of salrido. • ben you bav<
Instantly.
OOTSOF INTEREST.
OR. HATOOCrS NEW LIVER PILLS
world.
ALL oven THIS V.%*T COITNTIBY
The People I'ralue Tliem‘!
Taka dlamaa to tiaw ami you will aufvr teas and
»mvad many day* of arnica* misery.
Wkat handreda of LatUr* aay from pa Ilea la all
Vo moro notloas do%rs tor bm of for* or law pfUa
hr a at owe flaw. On* of year idds mrad aw.
Thanka. Doctor. My kwdarkr baa left aw. •«*
me another vial to keep la tke bouse.
Alter Mffrr.aa tortar** from billioae rollv, two of
>ur V*w Uv*t Pula eared aw. and I bar* ao m
Oar doctor* traata.1 aw for Ckronto Canatlpattow,
aa tkey called It, and at hwt aald 1 waa hwarabla.
Tear Maw Liver Pllk eared me.
I kad ae appetite i Dr. Uaydack’s Xew Liver PlUs
gave aw a hearty «•*.
Tear Ml* are marvel lone.
Dr. Uaydock kaa cared my headsrhe that waa
1 aava half of om of yoar pllla to a^ babe for
Cholera Morbma. Tb* dear yuaag thiaggst well la
aw cured, aad a#
Tour vial of Dr. Haydoek*a Vew Liver PtUb cured
am of terrible acnral«ta aad palua la the head,
head me two vlale; I waat eae for a poor family,
■eed me five vial* of yoar Xe r Liver PUle by re-
, my blllloeaaeee aad beadarbt are i
gone.
Por all dlaeaeee of tbo Kidney., ltoleolloa of
Uniue. at*.. Dr. “ “
perfect*
On* p
i Xew Llvar 1’lllaaraa
Baydovk'a
pill will satisfy tlw moet akrptl*.
al. Por PemaU Dlaeaaee. Nervoaa Pruatratloo,
Wrakuess. General Laaeltade. Waat wf Appellla
am! mck |lra.t*( hr. Dr. llaydock'a X*« Liter Pllla
will be found an rfllrlent Hamedy.
They nr* universal la taelr aflecta, dad d car* eda
almost alwaya be guana teed.
KACB VIAL COXTAlXg tWEXTY PILLS.
hrOno Pill Is d Doaa.-fcg
l»rlo« Tttronty-llvr flanta. Pop agio b)
Mil llriiXKldl*.
CAUTIGS.—Xon* are m ittUae utilsaa the signs
Inro of AI.LKS llAYDOoK aurnmnds »u-U vial af
Pllla. Evkby IMU. lxMJGAii-CoATi.il. Ifj irdrug
glut iloea not keep tlo ia. we will luall Uirin free pi
nay sddroaa on receipt of U sente. Five vlnla for
•I ou.
DUY AT OXCK I DO XOT DXLAT t
UAYDOCK A CO
fobfoljr
L1DUUA « LU.,
SOPldU Street. Xew York.
JOS. K. LAMORIOUT
SAPP & GO.
Green Grocers,
AXD DEALERS IX
ountry Produce
attr alsoox hand a m.i. txu will ah
aula Ku hiuck or
GKOCKHIBS,
CANXKD GOODS,
TOBACCO.
CIGARS,
STANDARD AND
FANCY CRACKERS,
CANDIES, NUTS,
FRUITS, Etc.,
Mattie Hooter, the noted Toooowce
pacing mare, bae recently been sold
for *1,200.
Tbo Sooth Carolina papers auk for
• rigid enforcement of the new anti-
dueling law.
Key Wet, Fla., Imu ubipped thin
ucuuon, tioco January let, 21,000 box
es of tomatoes.
Tbo walnut bog and lumber busi
ness in tbo neighborhood of Newport,
Tennoraee, is very actiro.
Mr. McKean, a nalivo stock raiser
of Conecnh county. Alt., bos sold COO
bead of stock for the season of 1880-1.
A Falmoatb, Kentucky, bon hits
two bills, with both of which sho
picks food, and yet she lays but ouo
egg s day.
Hundreds, of women all orer the
conn try ore naming their babies Gar
field, and the President receiroa let
ters by every moil informing him of
the fact
Tbo finger-rings of this country are
worth *38,000,000, and are of
earthly oeconnt to tbo wearers. Jnst
think bow many cigar stores conld be
opened on that wealth.
Tbo Stato tax of Alabama is TO
cents on the *100; llut of Arkansas,
65 eents; Florida, TO cents; Georgia,
30 cents; Louisiana, 00 cents; Texas,
30 cents; Virginia, 30 conts.
Submarine telegraph lines last on
an average from ten to tirclro years-
Alter that timo thoy cannot bo ro-
paired, as they break by^tbeir own
weight if raised to bo inondcd.
A cbsrt giving tbo nnuics of tho
State government of Nuvndn for the
currant year shows that not one mom-
Iwr of tho oxooutivc, judicial or legis
lative department is n native of Hie
.Stale. Of the whole number, I wont v-
tlneo, including belli tbo United
States Senators, are foroign born.
It reqniros two hours ro cromato a
body. Ths ashes of the deceased are
placed in a tin box, seatod, and can be
carried away by tho friends. Thoy
weigh from five to soren pounds. Tbo
cost of a cremation is *15, which in
cludes all expem
Tho Cincinnati Tiinft-Slur pitches
into tho convict lcaso system of tho
Southern States, slid urges ns in the
name of immunity and civilization to
get rid of iL There is a growing sen
timent ia favor of coofiniog convicts
insido of penitentiary walls.
Richmond, Va., is at present tho
ceiltro of unprecedented activity in
railroad and iudastrial enterprises.—
THE BIBLE.
1 to,000 Bnwrs Found In Ifcs Old Om.
President Chase, of Hnvorford Col
lege, a member of the American branch
of tbo committee on the revieion of
the New Testament, lectured on tbo
subject of the work in tho ball of the
Academy of Fino Arts at Philadelphia
last week. He gave reasons to show
why tho present revisers claimed su
perior knowledge to tho older transla
tors of tho New Testament in regard
to the genuine original text. His next
step was to demonstrate) how that
original text became perverted and
how it conld be restored. He said
that in spite of tho groat care and
watchfulness, curious and sometimos
shocking misprints have, on various
occasions, crept in. Variations and
errors crept in to tho amount of no
less than 120,000. At first hearing
this number startles us. We almost
tremblo for oar precious inheritance.
A little examination, however, reduces
its terrors. Ninety-nino in a hundred
are alight errors, which do not mneb
affect the meaning; so that tho whole
number of reading in which there is
really any room for serious doubt or
discussion—including questions of
mere spelling, grammatical forms, rel
ative position of words and the like—
docs not exceed 1,600 to 2,000. The
general principle upon which tho re*
vision ia mado is a sound oue; retain
archaic words as well os archaic forms
where there is no danger of their
meaning being misconstrued, hot if
there is any serions danger of this
kind substitute for them words intel*
ligiblo to the common reader at this
day. In judging the now revision
when it appears, care should bo taken
to freo the mind'from tbo inevitnblo
pr.'judico in furor of tbo reading uud
rendering iu King Jnraoa' Ilibie, aris
ing from I'.uuiliarity. Etch tho im
pci lections in oar English Libia bars
become hallowed in oar minds by the
perfections with which they sro sur
rounded, and in a book in which ev
ery line and every word hat become
precious to onr souls, wo are, at first
tbongbt, jealous of even the slightest
alteration. Bat remember Hist tbo re
visers bare not themselves made any
of tbo readings wherein the new Bible
will differ from the old rersion. They
hare only found them sod collected
them from tho moot authentic sources
and tb os presented a Bible nearer the
original and older than the old. If we
are convinced that nothing is token
away except for the pnrposcof remov
ing tho piste from the diamonds and
tho pinchbeck from tbo gold; that nolb-
be Thomas Jones or John Smith, bow
will it sound tossy "Jones, Secreto
ry,” or "Smith, Secretary f" That
will be equivalent to DO signature.—
Indeed, when Hamilton Fish was Soo-
retary of State, wo can understand
that it wss "Hamilton" which lent nil
dignity to the "Fish," and mads it
"fill the speaking tramp of fame."—
Fish, Secretary,'' would not bare
souudod august and patrieion. Hs
wonld never bavo so signed himself
unless bis psreuts boil shown the bad
taste to uaiue hint “Jack" or "Cod.'
It may seem a small matter to object
to Blaine's display of personal taste
in this tbiug, bat it ia oae of tboeslit-
tlo things which display the man and
show that his taste is snti-Repabliean.
It is like a red ribbon in bis shoo or
button-hole. It costs nothing, bet is
meant to assert s personal magnitude
incompatible with tbe ase of • Christ
ian name.
CHEESEfTS DREAM.
A now rouud-bouso is iu conrso of. ing has been altered except to restore
construction, and westward to tbo to its original form and direction what
Ohio river, somo 421 miles, a passun- had been hammered into another
All of wklcb A» off#re.l fuc ua K I
They Mean Business!
fltor* comer Xcacaetl* aai M-ak Streets,
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA.
Steamer Ruby.
TIME TABLE
SCHEDULE OP RATES
ST.IS/MONS & BRUNSWICK
IS UMVUBAILY OBEU Full B1M10CE-
H H P
Beta* mal* Duaa Boot* eaJ Oerbe foaaj to ear
Invigorates.
M»r«r aCt by J. ?|* M.\ DDE*. t;*l>t
Tk* a** otramcr Baby, will ma ragalarly be*
twren M. Mtaioae MUl* u4 BraaewW-k. aa loUwva:
>*re C-lltnc* Wbirf, BmaawLk. dally. (Sun lay
.'•TiS'Li^WlLrfi' ikmikm' isiwVtej'I u4
Haadty'sMrrpleJ !»*■
Eatra Trip Matardai'e p n
Lea** M* guauM Mill* dally, (tfsaday's nesyt*
cdl 10 a to
L«*vo m. Hi»o«* Mill*, dally, (tMMfday's aad Baa*
•Ur*a care I - tad. I (tualli 4i>
9 ani trot.. liasklfalka*' ryB
I'o*4Ue*'y aa free- Hat,
ixarafc ii*. an i» U
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biiaiuBnf.
CITY BARBER SHOP,
J.M.C.UTER. frefrifftor.
,1'AVISo. 1IAIS coins AID UAIR OUBS.
ISO Aha is IS, WJ IIM MS >-'»* .pl-ranS
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trtCUlTT.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
fM-Mr-
gor is rarely out of sight of 11
working squad, either * laying now
steel rails or constructing sidings.
Jsy Gould’s special train, on which
be is uow flying fiom point to point
in the Southwest, is described ns be
ing "as magnificent as money can
make it" Tliero wss two gorgeously-
upholstered drawing room cars, tbo
"Conroy" palace, a bote) car, and
sleeping can for tbs wbolo party.—
"Cooks sad porters in great numbers"
have places on board tbe train.
A spider's web affords on excellent
barometer. An old sportsman of
Coldwater, Mich., claims that ono
preserved in his house has proven al
most invariably correct When rain
and wiud are to bo expected, tbe spi
der shortens tho threads which sus
pend tho web. When reefs are lot
oat, fino weather may bo certain; but
il tbo spider remains inert, rain will
probably follow within a abort time.
An exchaago says: Mr. Vanderbilt
says that a man with *1,000,000 ia
bettsr off than a man with *100,000,-
000. Will Mr. Vanderbilt define the
position of a man with *2.10, a couple
of ahaving tickcta, a broken bladed
knift, aud two born collar button, ?
Are tbe two extremes of wealth equal
ly annoying? And if to, will Mr.
Vanderbilt awap with at until black-
burins ripen?
Senator BaUer, of South Carolina,
proposes to anile tbo Tenneaaee and
Savannah rivers by a canal Ilia pro
posed survey contemplates tbe connec
tion of tbe Tennessee with tbe Atlan
tic by s line seroot too corner of Geor
gia and North Carolina, and serosa
tbs Stato of Soatb Carolina. One
witlCs map and tbe slightest knowl
edge of geography can vcnrcsly err in
drawing Uto line.
Hlmpo or bent ont of tho way, I think
wo shnll accept with thankfulness a
book of which wo may say with great
if not absolute confidence: “Hors nro
no interpolations or mistranslations;
here arc the genuine words of Divino
inspiration—without addition, with
out dimunition, without perversion."
As for the anionnt of change, those
who are expecting to sec a great dif
ference between the new Bible and
the old will be more disappointed than
thoso who liopo there will be very
littlo.
“BLAINE, SECRETARY.”
Telactopk Md Mccasagsr.
It will have been noticed that broth
er Blaine, although nominally a so-
called Republican, has started ont
with tho assge of royal courts in one
particular. No American Secretary
of State, before Mr. Blaine, has ever
effected tbe manners of tbe coronetted
diplomats of Earope and dropped bis
Christian name from bis dispatches—
liko “Bcaconsfield,” or “Bismarck,”
or " Boost" Every one of onr Secre
taries of State have mode it a point to
claim bis entire baptismal designa
tion, jnst like common people. But
Blaine dropped the Junto O. at ones,
and it is a pity that tbe Maine Legis
lature bad n t been informed before
hand that this wr.-H to bo done, so
that, like the Euroi- an secretaries, be
ecu Id have made tbe thing complete
snd dropped the Blaine as well as tbs
James G. They conld have mads him
Earl of Piscatsqaa," and then bo
conld bare signed himself accordingly
“ Piscataqni,” or Androscoggin, or
Penobscot, or Kennebec, as tbe csss
might be.
As things stand, Blaine bassets
precedent which it may be difficult to
follow. SoppoM bis
Tbore wss s group of them sitting
near tbe stove, snd they ware telling
the many strange, ghostly things
they bad dreamed of.
I bad a strange dream ooee and I
will never forget it, either," said a
man wbo won a sloneb bat and whose
ears curled oat from bis bead lika tbe
"laudable" of a plow.
“ Did yon dream that yoa was a'
spirit of tba dead?" inqnired tbe
crowd.
" No, worse than that I dreamed
that I waa a tough cucumber.”
“ What, a cnriimber K
"Yes, a regular oldyellow-Unted
crauip-producer, end yon can just bet
I uiiiilu trouble in ont family. Hang
me, but it waa a remarkable dream.”
Well, there waa a man living next
floor to mu by tba name of Watson,
who was u sworn enemy of mine,
need my political influence in working
against him in tbe ward, and tba week
after hs was defeated be poieooed my
dog. Revenge waa in my heart, and
one night I dreamed that I waa a big
encumber end nettling among tbe
vioes in the garden, surrounded by a
lot of other cucumbers, when sadden
ly I saw Watson climb orer tba back
fence. Ho came directly to me,plneked
me from tbe vine snd deliberately ale
mo before my own eyre.
'I wae tbo niaddeet cucumber in
America, and after reaching bis stom
ach I determined to sell my life as
dearly AS possible. When Watson
retired for the night, tbo first thing I
did I threw him into a spasm, rolled
bioi out of bed and hauled him over
tho floor and marched around in Ilia
stomach in platoons, regiments and
brigades. Then I twitted him in tbe
shape of n gimlet, curled him np liko
an apple peel, and jammed bis heels
back of bis ears until be bowled and
tworo with pain. After that I pitched
him into tbo middle of a convulsion,
bounced bim against tbe ceiling, and
slammed him against tbo walla natil
two men bad to tie bia legs and sand
for tbe doctor. Hie mother-in-law
tried to rob bim with hartshorn, bat
be cut loose et her with both feet and
tba old lady pulverized a washstand
in a for corner. I langbed like a de
mon, and drew hie kneee under hie
ebin and tornad bim on bia be
every time any one came la reaching
distance I straightened him ont with
a snap, and made bim drive bia loved
once right through tbo plaatering.—
Well, air, when I woka op and found
that il waa all a dream, I waa tbe worst
dissppointod msn yoa ever saw.
Tba crowd gaxad at tba man with
the big earn and reverently eoabeeed
that they bad not area commenced lo
dream.
East Macos. Oct. 15.188a
Mnax Lamas, IIamix A Lamas—
OenUemtH—l bsd been troubled with
shortness or breath and asthma for
aboat seven yean, and need many
remedies without finding relief. One
bottle »f yoar Brewer's Lang Bestor-
or eared me permanently.
Yours traly, C. C. Balsoom.
Ma' ,ix, Ga.
Mrs*ss. Lamas, Razzis A Lamas—
Dear .‘Are—I had base treabiad for a
long time before Ming Brewer’s Long
Bastorsr, with aomethiag like Asth
ma, aad after nsiag only two bottles
of yoar medicine I breathed perfectly
free, and have foil no symptoms of
tba disease sinoe. I am confidant
your medicioo eared me, and I cheer
fully recommend it to aO wbo are anf-
faring with asthma.
Yoon traly. Jen D. Rom.
SUNBEAMS FROM SUNDRY SANCTUMS
Bear aad for bear—Brain and Ms
dinner.
Hanl Inck stickstb closer than a
brother.
b it fair to say that a carpet is
asleep because it baa a long nap.
It i« bntt fair to say that the goat ia
tbe grout loveler of tbe hnman race.
It was Ibe boy wbo eras shingled
that colled bia mother s stern parent
A game of bees ball is like n bask-
wheat cake—A greet ileal depends on
tbe better.
Get np aad dost," ia wbal tbe
boarding boose mioeas laid when she
awoke tbe chambermaid.
Hal wa bare it It's when Ibe poor
brave sake for tbe ricfc chiefs daugh
ter that Ibe Indian pa poohs.
Nothing sack-seeds like saeeees un
less it's a small boy logging al the
tone inwardness of s big orange.
Ladies in fall drees at a ball remind
aa of an exhibition of borrowed piet-
ee—s sort of e low-necks-hibition.
Another wsrsing to persons who
naa lea water. A man waa frosts lo
death by its me hat wsek—He fell ia
river.
The water in Newborg is so bad
tbataeurruepondent of tba Journal
■ays “it is almost cruel to squirt U on
decent fire."
When a Bouton girl asks for a fid
dle string al tbe untie store, the stye:
Please give me an intestine of the
messed f. liuo."
A Missouri man with an ingrowing
nail chopped bia toe off. Tbq remedy
never fails. For eals by all drnggiata.
Beware of imitations
A recently born baby in Pittabarg
bos no eyes. Dear, dear, bat won't h»
aim lliein when be gets big enough
to wink at the girl* I
If yon have mails a resolution not
to smoke, don't break it. Bat, if yoa
are offered e cigar, why take it and
pass it aronnd this wsy.
When yon tusks an engagement to
take your sweetheart ont to skste up
on tbe frown anffoee of Ibe loks, be
tare yoa dou't slip np on il
Tbe nnwt afflicted part of Ibe boom
is the window—because U'a always
fall of pours, and wbo baa not
more than one window blind I
A Norrietown youth wbo was try*
ing to master a bicycle, when liked
bis age, replied: "I bare ease
KDiumuni and about one bnndred aad
fifteen folia
Thera is a painful rumor afloat that
tbe ice crop ban beeu touched by tbe
frost, snd that high prices may con
sequently be expected next rammer.
An icu slur) that
An exchange says Uut a correct
answer to tba gentleman wbo wrote
tbs nog “Why did I marry f‘ wonld
be " Because yon met a woman wbo
waa a first-class fooj."
What is life? In infancy, a battle
with colic; in yootb, a straggle to keep
out of mischief; in manhood, a strag
gle with indigestion, and in old aga
tba prelude lo e coolested will-ease.
" What bare yon been drinking or
rating?" exclaimed Me wife, aa be re
turned lata at nigbl "Liquorish!"
be responded, and then he winked at
himself in tbe dark, and breathed thin
till tbs got stb op
An exobangeatks: " What it unex
pressed agoayF' Well, a woman who
otepa upon the pointed aide of a tack
with her bear foot comes as near it as
anything we eso think of jnst now.—
She can’t swear as a man can.
COLO SNAPS.
"We're having some pretty wintriAh ,
mlher," said old Daddy Wolhcr-
epooo to Dade Sammy Honniwell, aa
tbe two gentlemen met near the City
Hoik "Right for-ard weather for the
■Jut eo; jiat ao,” eoneeded Had*
Sammy; "reminds are of the foil of
1831. It commenced Tong tbe fora
pert of November, and frost stiff UQ
March—good, smart weather, toa I
remember that it wee so cold ia
Brooklyn that November that bilia*
water (rose over a hot fire."
Daddy Wotberspoon looked at him
and braced himself. ' Yes, yes," raid
be, "I mind it walL That's tbs foil
the arilk tract in tbe sows Bat the
sold season was in 1837. It oom-
■rased in tbe middle of October and
ran through to April All the oil
froze in the lamps, end ere didn’t hare
Ufbt ontQ spring rat in."
"Ay, ay," responded Hods Sammy,
growing right "It’s jut like yestar*
day tome. I walked 140 mfiradoe
east from Sandy Hook ou the iee, nod..
did bask, owing lo the eoavsxity of
the earth, yon know. It wee down
hill coaing this way. Bat that WtanT
as sold as tbe winter of 1821 Thai
•MBOfi corn turnced io OspttmbPf, I8d
the mercury didn't rise a degree UQ
May. Don't yoa remember bow we
need to breath bool, let it freeze, eat
hole in it snd crawl in for ebdter?
Yon haven't forgot that?"
“Not I," said Daddy Wotbenpoon,
after a abort pans*. "That’s the win
ter we need to give tbe horaee melted
lead lo drink, and keep a hot fire un
der Woo it wouldn't harden tiff they
got it down. But that wae nothing
to tke spell of 1817. We began to
fed it in tbe litter purtof Angad, and
tke I loomed stiddy till tbe 30tb of
Jnne. I got through tbe whole epeU
by liviug in an ice-bouse. It was too
cold to go ont doors, snd I jist camp
ed in an ice-boose. Yon renumber
that season of 1817? Thai eras the
winter we wore nndenbirta of sand
paper to keep np n friction."
Well, I should uy I did.” retorted
Unde Sammy. “What! remraihra
1817? ‘Deed I da That was tbe
■pell when it took a dram grladdn—
four .leys to light a match. Ay, ay I
Bat do yoa know I eras nnrarafcrtn
My warm that winter?"
"How aoT deraandad Daddy
Wothawpooo, breathing hunt
"Bounin* aronnd yoar Ira honra to
find oat where yoa got ia It
was an awful spell though. How t,
long did it led? From August Uil
tbe 30th of Jane? I gaera yoa'ru
right Bat yoa mind the rasp of
1813. don't yea? It oommsooo I on
tbe 1st of July, and want rooadand
Upped over a track. That year Ike
smoke trine in the' chimneys, aad wo
had to bloat it ont with dynamite. I
think that waa Urn worse ere ever had.
All tbe docks frees np so we didn't .
know the time for a year, and me*
need to eat fire to their bultdio'e re's
to raise the rent. Y«t indeed; I got
|3,000 a month for four
bnildin'n There ou heap of i
that winter, 'eau* era lived on.
and phosphorus, till Ibealeobol feufo ! '
aad then wa eat tbe brinanooe ends*
of match** and jumped aroewd US
A hearties* wag remarked, ia the
presence of a dozen ladies, that hi
bad jnst found an elegant twitch of
false hair, when each of the fair oou
instinctively raising a hand to tb*
beck of their heads sidelined: “Ilia
not mine." And the dtepieabi* wretch
b«du*t found any twitch.
A young man with an umbrella
overtook aa on protected lady acquaint-
qunbie* ia a rein storm; extending bia
nn.br. Un over her,requested tb* pleas
ure of acting *s her min-b*au. "Oh,"
axclauaed the yonag lady,.taking his
urn, "Yoa wish me lo be you rein
deer.” Two eoale with bat a riagla
umbrella, two forma that step u ora
Tbeyonng milkman aad Ma girl
stood before tbe juries of tbe pease.
"Yon lake this milk—ahtml—tMe
men for batter or for worse?" the
mighty man of the law inqnind. Tba
that it oarer a-card to bar
Before, hot supposed aba wonld if
that erra the only whey.
The statistics ware too much for Mm.
A London joaraai reports that*
iw aad somewhat remarkable fovea
Uoa bu appeared at Taria. Iti
Meta in tbe nppUeaUoa id light-giving
materials to printing ink, by which
print becomes luminous in the dark.
print l
to that ia future it will bo possible to
read at night, in bad or daring a
journey, without tho arafounu of
“ lamp. Itiaraid thstai
daily paper fa shoal to be printed in
-U
Tana with this laainou i
DO YOU WANT HXALTH ?
WhQs will jT0 die^ Death, or what U
worse, ie the inevitable ranlt of coatia-
aed eupeuisa of tha mnforral derail
is a rowUUow that elmald oat be MM
with, lmmsdi.ee relief Is the enfo mfs-
Immediate setiet is tha oely a
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