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BRUNSWICK AMimil 01 imtl.
VOLUME VI.
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, MARCH 19,1881.
NUMBER 37.
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A BURLESQUE ON FARMINO.
W« (M from the Duly Aitxrtiter
that it k tend mu, farmers la
Dougherty will not ba abb to ran
iter ten. tbt. year onaooountof
tbeir inability to procure tern §up-
plte O, that word 'eupplie*’ It
Btinly bead aod meat. Wbat
paradox and travaaty It ia on farming
tobaar man, wbo an making itabna-
ineta, talking about not lining able to
ran thtir farms on aeooont of not be
ing able to bny tbo vary things wblob
they an engaged in nuking—-or
light to bo. It aarp iiMs the Icon of
ordinary mortals that man wlm on.
and cultirato Urn rich and readily
yielding soil of the South, should for.
over bo harping nboat topplis*'—
Why, gentlemen, yoo oagbt, by all
roles that govern tnwl*
■anas, rate tbaaa thing,
yourselves Never witl tha farmers of
■action looccn tbo gnep of the
moocy lander aad tba merchant nntii
they become independent in no tar aa
tha gnat ataplaa aad rmwillela an
Than an a fow tbinga—
aad a ter tbiagt only—which tb#
aontben tamer k obliged to boy .
God baa bteaad this aaetioa with a
productive toil, prodocipg,
an gnat a variety of manic actnal—aa
well m hia artificial wants—aa any
portion of tbs glob* and yat, strange
aad laoompnbaaaibU aa U may seam,
year alter year, farmers wbo bava at
tbeir very doors everything needful
for tb# prod action of tbeir necessary
•applies, will seek the merchant and
ask credit for tha vary things which
ba oagbt to be offering for nlchia-
When will tbs termor tern that
it k kk higbaat aad beat intent to
thk course? It doM look like
Urn bard expMkaec of tbs past would
have taogbt him this useful teaoa
long tinea
Wn ailoda to thk subject now Iran
tbo tet that tbo fkmen an jnet now
pitching tbeir eropc lor *8L Let them
determine that they will so pitch it aa
torect for supplies lor bin farm. We
•M no way for the fanner to make
money no krngae bo boys hiaprovia-
lone at credit prices. Itisbetterto
ran a one-horse farm and keep oat of
debt than to ran six plows and fall
behind at the end of tbe year. It it
batter to sow ell extra land in oala—
not it oat—torn it oat—tel it—any
thing to avoid buying preristoo* at
eradit prims. • *
A few years ago we saw a very lit-
tk mnk being driven through ooa of
oar street* Not having much bona
in thorn days (wa bava swapped
bones a few times sine* and laarasd
n little aeaaa every time) we asked
man if be tboagbt Uut little
mnk eoatd make a crop.
“Yea,” said a healthy looking coun
try man whom we didn’t know. “Yes,
that critter eonld tend thirty acres
aaay. Yon aee, I came to Hawkins-
vilk and tried to get somebody to ran
me, bnt nobody would do it. Well, I
just went back home and did tbe bast
I worked on bait ration*
plowed bare-footed, aad had meat not
more’n half Urn time. Bat I mads a
crap with that little mol* aad at tha
and of Urn year 1 was notin dabL end
blamed if I have asked anybody for
eradit sines that day, either.” •
We do say that if th. former a
go naked and starve for ooe year, 1st
imenee in 1881, aad at tbs
aad of U» year 'perhaps ba will be aa
indepeodent as tbe man wbo worked
oo half rations and mad. tb. crop
with tbo little mnk.
Ptmtrao Lora.—All men and wo
men mast love something. II oar
thought, are pore, we love bivd* flow
ers and all beantlfo! tbinga. In tbalr
contemplation we are happy, and there
oomn'i to our brain a steady strength.
It It saoh b rest from labor to look up
tbe fragrant dowers pkeed each
morning on our desk—to bear our
pat canary sing hk roundelay of wek
come—to behold evidence of thrift
and nmtam all ahouten them children
of order and system reward Um am
ass. It k ralaisd of a man that ha
aoaaetimas called bk wife kk litik
darling—hk petite pet People amiled
at hia baeauaa they did not under
stand bk motive* His bald swarm,
loving heart—a great, manly love all
about tba object of that lor* aad no
aba was bk litik pet—his darling. Wa
art liha chavoilaona and color
ted mentally. II wa love tbe beauti
ful wa ara happy. If wa love tba
soars* tha vulgar, tba objects or in-
i that give no tweet return,
life beooeaee a blank, tba aool cracks
and shrinks into a bundk of
to lacerate tba mental man, and wa
art on the direct road to ruin. Wbat
a beautiful world thk world would ba
if all would only ornament their homes
aod thrir heart, by cultivating and
keeping alira tbeir lore for pet* no
matter wbat tbeir form or conditio*
OOTSOFJNTERflT,
Somebody taye tbo Japanese do not
boil rioo. They very highly steam it.
Scclke point.
It b noteworthy that tbe chair up
on which General Garfield sat, wbUe
on tba grand stand during bk inau
guration, was tha same used by
Washington k Haw ?<*k at hklaao-
gnration aa tbe first President of tba
United m-trr
Tbe oonatitatioo of lbs State of
Texas provides that tba Legislature
•ball bars no power to appropriate
any of tb* pabHo moeay Cor tbe estab
lishment and maintenance of a bureau
of immigration, or for any purpose of
bringing immigrants into that Slate.
Tba ailvsr dollar of tbe Confederate
State k valued at $1,000. There
wen only a faw of those coins struck.
The Confidante government bad tba
dies mad* and a few eoins
■track at tba New Orleans mint for
tba inspection of tbe government offi
cial* They found, however, that they
core all ear.
A watchmaker of Copenhagen baa
nttrntUfl a ||^| netd# oo
It b kept going con
stantly by maeaa of an aleetrio cur
rent that operates on tbs spring and
maintains an unvarying and perma
nent state of tension. Attention to
tba aleetrio battery once or twice a
year k all that k necessary to keep
lb# dock in far no iodifioiU
to make thammlvra virtaaRy iadapao-
U they wm thk
400 acres of land, with a
beach nearly a mile long, not far from
the Nevada Park, baa barn purebaMd
by tbe "Atlantic Highlands Associa
tion" for a seaside rceort, to bacon-
by tbo Metbodkt E f
Ohurcb. The capital of IboaModa-
tioo ia $220,000, divided into AfiOO
than* Tba pete paid for tba had
k about $120,000. Other den
Uooe are to ba aeked to join in tbe ea-
« leliri.
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CITY BARBER SHOP,
J. K. CAITtR, Frsyrieter.
ijS£S°m m
•akrgeaaaraaofeoUoaaeau
be eulUrated bateda* they wm be tbe
moat independent eat of mania Urn
y. Start oat to make your tap-
plies, tod then add on vs mach cotton
you phase; bat do not neglect a
provision atop, hoping to make a big
haul on cotton next fall. Nothing
could be more eakidaL We know
that formers hara a way of ehnniag
tbeir aboolden aad laying, "Wbat
does aa editor know about fanning V
One moment, friend; wskaow litik
nothing about the practical work
lags of a fora, bat we do know that
tbe former wbo, year after year, boys
tbaaa tWagaou a king credit and at
high rates-Laad thew wbo Ley getOr
Jl/ boy on this bc :«—wo <«y that
tbr.t former who babilually buy «Uu
things which ha aoukl and ought to
make on his fora, will always ban
hk dom to tba grindstone, aad a
merchant turning it fast enough to
make tbo sparks fly. Just feel your
aos* and eM if it isn’t eon.
re mjj* cirrruro t
SATISFACTION OUARANTEED
• There t
Tbo farmen cannot
from forty to amaty-fira j
Waar u tub Bmi Liu?—It klike
a large, beautiful tree, which bean
swaat fruit for thorn wbo era hungry,
and afford, shelter and shade for pil
grime oa tbeir way to tha kingdom
ofbMveo. It ia like a cabinet of jew-
eU and predoue atone* which are not
only to be looked at and admired,
bat need and won. It is like a tele
scope that bring, distent objects and
for off things of tbe world vary near,
so that wa San ees something of their
beanty aad importance. It is like •
traaaure-bouae, a store-house for all
aorta of valuable aad naefot thing*
and which are to be had without mon
ey and without price. It is like a
a deep, broad, calm, flowing river, tba
banka of wbkb an green and flowery,
when birds ring and lambs play, and
dear little children ere loving and
happy- .
A celebrated lawyer once Mid that
a three moat troublesome clients ba
awr bad wars a yoong lady who want-
ad tobsmarriad, a married wofoau
who wanted a divore* aad aa eld
amid wbo didn’t know wbat aba
wanted.
Ci nfoM.: i of a future acu-ia-bw to
hk iitun suetUrfo-Uw—“ It ia woB
that I should toB yoa bsfora marriage
that I am rather hot-tempered aad
aomatiiaM gat mad without reason.”
Future mother-in-law—“ Oh, never
miad about that. TO aee that you
never lack
Tba free night school opened in
Me in pb in, for thv benefit of tnvoboo*
is* laborer* uawaboya aod other*
whoMlopportunltte bava boon defec
tive, k successful. Tbs atkndanco
baa outgrown tbo school. Tbo sohool
h iu ohurgn of Scott A. Murray, wbo
k principal of tbo Peabody School ia
South Memphl* Those attending tbs
nigh! school pay nothing, audanfar-
nkbad with everything neesssaij by
QEORQIA’S BOYERNOR.
Hit Kxcellcncy Gov. A. H. Colrpiitt
cams to Angu.ta yesterday for tbe
pnrpoea of visiting and inspecting tbo
eonvictcnnipalBonduraut A Joplin’i
Ha was accompanied by Mr. John W.
Nelm* Superintendent of the poni
lenUary, and Mr. W. B. Low* loaaoe
of the convicts near Angaria. These
in company with Dr. Eu-
gcoa Foster, (tbo physician who at
tends tha cos rids), aad other eitiiena
want oat to tba camp iu tbs morning
* thoroughly ioepaetad it. Tbe
to bk or bar treatment, and waa sat
isfied from wbat be saw and beard
tbst they are humanely treated and
woll fed. He found the camp In good
condition generally. There boa not
a don lb in tbk camp ainco last
August. There are 89 convicts at tba
camp. The Governor, while at tba
camp, pardoned tba followiug con
victs:
Andrew Hesterlre, white, of Fallon
county, convicted of attempt to com-
and ssnlaccod to three
yearn impruonmant Has served one
Pardoned on eeconnt of being
an idiot.
Kekoo Felton, ooloreri, of Macon
eocnty, convicted in 1868, of murder,
ifenced to imprisonment for
lif* Has served thirteen year*—
Pardonnl tieomm of general bad
health and continuous good bobavlor
while in prison.
Jim Walker, oolored, of Crawford
oonnty, convicted of burglary and mo-
teoead to servo years imprisonment,
baa Mrved two year* Pardoned ho
of an old wonud In tbo back.
SUNBEAMS FROM SUNDRY SANCTUMS
Well posted—A telegraph line.
Froo of cbnrgo—an ompty gnn.
A fiery steed—Tbs bora, radish.
Men are gees* women are duck*
birds of a feather flock together.
If yoa should bo asked when a cat
ia. like a teapot, you might reply:
“When your tensin’ ft."
Of wbat feminine creature are you
reminded ou tbe completion of a
building? A butueioaid.
A bank k a bad place for delicate
clerks and beUhended cashiers—so
uch exposed to draft* you know.
“ Wbat I want to know," soul an
Arkansas school-hoard official, “is
how n river’s monf is gn iuo lor bo big
ger dan ite bead.
Artemus Ward once commenced a
lecture thus: * Ladies and gcutloincn,
• a gigantic intellect, but I
haven’t it with me."
A northern newspaper claims that
i aldermen has been injured by tbs
accidental discharge of bk duly—
There acei.lftils are vary rare.
When a woman leave, a mau who
has not earned hk salt for year* ho
Immediately advertises that ho will
pay no debts of bar contracting.
Bartler Campbell k accused of writ
ing four pkya In a year. Quito a lit-
eraiy feat; bnt Dr. Warren, it may bo
remembered, wrote “T.uTbonsnud a
Year."
An Indiaunpolis papor cidk loudly
for tha whipping post for wife beaten*,
Thb is well, Tbo habit of wifo-bcal-
lag mutt ba broken up. Women aro
wearing too many bang*
Tba Arkansas Boom baa amended
tha reaolatioa, proposing an oMaad-
moot to tb# 8taUcoMtilotion probib*
Ring tbs ask or giving away of li
quor* aa follows: Hereafter it ahal)
not be lawful for any person, directly
or indirectly, to manufacture, import,
■ell, gin away, or in any man oar traf
fic iu any intoxicating liquors iu the
State of Arkanaa* except for
modtrin#!. art
ml parpocc* under oa
shall ba preacnbsd by kw.
Tba largest peach orchard in the
world knot in Ooorgia, as soma of
tbs papers ban it, bail*
prisonment, served seven. Pardoned
oo aocount of being a cripple for life.
John Sweet, oolored, of Chatham
oonnty, convicted in 1867 of burglary,
and MotcDced to fifteen years' im
prisonment, ba* served fourteen. Par
doned on aocount of old eg* general
dability /Cod good conduct
None of tbe injuries for wbkb
of tbe above were pardoned wen
.used at this camp
Sines last August there bava bean
only eight deaths among tbe convicts
ia Georgl* oat of a total of 1,5001-
Thk ia a better .bowing Ibaa baa been
mads by any other Stele in the Union.
Tbe kte of pardoning tbe convicts
wm suggested by Mr. Nelm* Thk
lie* It
yielded $70,000 worth of poachte. It
it owned aad oojUvated by Mr. John
Paroall, a brother of tba greet Irish
agitator. Ho came to this coat
some tea or twelve years ago, aad
bt an old and worn-out eottou
farm, whieb ba baa converted into
this immenso poach orchard, aad is
always the first to have early patches
oo tb* market, for wbkb ba receives
ilmoat fabulous prim, H# is galling
immeostly wealthy at tba buainea*
> said: “The
ia tried fay fire, the
en by gold, and tbe
by women.”
expert pbyskka of Boetoo, having in-
jfoj of
oleoamrgarin* foced many foraiga
ia it, sadamoog other*
tbo eg); of tbe tape-worm, which, be
say* beommoa ia oleomargarine, it
being in tbs animal fat of which tbe
stuff k mad* Hia view Is endorsed
fay that of Dr. DoDiagw, tbe cekbrnt-
ed Ragliab aeteatkt, namely, that ote-
omarget-iae ia nothing but raw fat,
aad tbay wbo oat it taka tb* risk of
trichinoak aod all aooh diaeua* In
thk oonaeclioa, th* Boston physician
Mid of batter: "Pm* batter ks great
food, aad soateiae a large
ftwqnflni gfi ffflifltninM imriahmtit
for the nervoo* system. It baa been
oometly inferred, we think, that im
paired nervous system* can ba tea-
proved more rapidly by tba use of bat-
Goo. HcKfaly, colored, of Obatbn«L b *S
county, convicted of aimplo larceny *5*
end a.-ntenoed to twilro yeara' !m
taluly; ouo Indu drioua young Ameri
can has recently married tbu richest
woman iu England.
"Say, Jono* a list’* tbo matter with
your eye?' “O, nothin', only my
wife Mid this morning that I had bet
tor get up and make a fire, and I told
bar to mako It beraalf; that', all”
A lillk girl, addressing her sister,
asked: " What was the chrio*papa wm
reading about to-day T To which the
taller replied: "Tivm a great pile of
Jibing and no plooo to put it ia."
Tba boy wbo kft tba pteoe of ieo iu
tboaunto warm up wm no more fool
ish than tbe man wbo opeuej tbe
aod expected people (o hunt him
out and buy bk goods without adver-
of all tba ill-natured tbinga that v
•aid ef Mm during the recant Guber
natorial oampaign. Tb* fact 1* Mr.
Nairn* la on# of tba kindest.baartad
of man, and baa always dona tvarj-
thing in bk power to bava tb* eon-
' i properly treated.
ODS STATISTICS.
A Detroiter ha/beeuTfor tb* kk
kaSSMofufddMtare! sadTbS
Kxirtfc- la agar -- - 1 - -, —HI
B Will
tad aothieg dry about it. H* gem
right to kaJaiMO* page ooa by ta-
timatiag that tb* cumber of Hakfogv
received by tba averega boy ap to bk
Ifoarteanib year, b 125. TbkToeludM
tba Maakiag proara daring Mto*
Out of even 100,000 people in thla
aowaliy, lftOOOfk ap anas in
morning, bnt only a hundred or co ra-
malate that aewdftteq vary kog af-
Ont of 60,000 man oaly 700 will
SAT”””*
aronnd and finally back wa
ter oo tbeir assertion*
Only 10 women out of every 600
wbo start oo a jooraay by railroad,
consult a railroad map or bava tbe
Isact idea of tbe direction they take.
* If I punish you," Mid n mother
to her naughty little girl, 'Mo you
think it will b# fur toy ploivNuru y"—
" For whose plonaure U it, then f It i*
ileMuro for me," repliod the lit-
U*RkL
Can children reasou f” asks an ex-
ag* Tlioy can. IU*-, why, when
a boy k fouud in tbo pantry, due* it
always appear, according to hi. .tak-
ment, that ba went in there to drivu
out tbo ask
Aa IriabaMa being oak ad uaa Isis
trial for a certificate of bk marriage,
exhibited a large tear on bu head,
which looked aa tluragh it mi^hthavu
been mad* by a fire shonh To« ov-
t worry about tbeir baggage; 497
I certain '
are certain they took tbe wrong train;
499 wish they Lad navar started.
Tb* risk of being bitten by a dog U
greatly overestimated. Out of every
1,000 Lig aod litUo dog* only two
ear* to get op a row with tbe human
race, and thows two are roadv
willing to di* .
Tbe numlier of men wbo can put to
a more pleasant evening i
n fireswi* bk lb
than at tbeir own
ef wires
who are taking a lit!).- extra pain* l<
pica nt i. oa til
I never tboagbt but uudq,**’mjil
Deacon Webbing, "that it wn. a 4 i
to steal an uabrell** "Arelwbnawwa
tlutr asked a friend. "II wm when
tbief atola my now .die
one,” anawerod tbe itoaeoii.
Jltrrien County .Wire: Gd. L A.
Wilaoo, of Wayeruu* recvutly Kat
$100,000. II. My. lie a>keIn young
lady worth tbnt sum to ba bk brisk,
and aba Mkcd faiiu to plon.a> excuw
bar, and be, like a foul, did an.
Lecture upon tbe rbinocero.—Pro-
lessor: “I mutt beg you'to giro mo
your undivided alUtiliou. It U ub-
eolntely impotubk lli.t ymi esa f.srso
iumuitl, uu*
Icmj [eepyour.yefixe.loo u>.
Ws».
Got of every 1,000 maw wbo g>
mad and swear tbay will (M a kwyer
about It, oaly fifteen carry out tbeir
lataatioB*
On\y oo* woman iu 6,000 pays tbe
first priot asked for a bonnet, and on
ly oo* milliner in a 1,000,000 expect,
ber to.
Tbe time occupied by tbe average
man in buying a fall suit of clothes it
jail one-fonrtb the time occupied t
ter, other things being equal, than by tbe averega womao in buying a single
any other form of food.” . [pairofatocking*,
There i. ocoa.ion.lly a woman who
hMeach a oouti.sUble tamper that
when a man atojNi on the train of ban
dree., she can aoile aweetly and s*j:
* Ob, I don’t mind iL There k DO
harm duDe. Prey slon't apologia* IF*
all right. V.ry awkward? Oh. not"
Such a wouiau i. * fi.«t-c
plubed hypocrite.