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TiMES-ENTERPRISE, THOM ABVIl. LE, NOVEMBER 4, 1904.
. SfiD FLAG..
r ^ Trade follow* the Aka
May be trtie. V«\t we'd add
( The aucticrtcfcrs rag
tFollowx trade when it's bad.
—Philadelphia Press
ADVICE.
■Gladys—“Is Harold worth ’trifling
plthV»
bvlthr
Grace—“No. He wants all of his
presents back os soon ns the engage*
meat is broken.”—Detroit Free Press,
ASSISTANCE FROM FATHER.
Hawkins—“Did your fntherdtt-law
help you out when yon were married?’*
Simpkins—“Yes; he. helped hs out of
the State, and sli)ce then we have be
come too poor tq return.”—Butte Inter*
Mountain. ^ . ,
EXPERIENCE.
Mrs. Annex—“This must bo the new
*ook now, John. I hear a cab stopping
vt the door.”
JAPANESE PROVERBS;
Mr. Annex—’’You’d better show her
the house, dear, while I go and tell the
cabman to Walt.”—Life.
* BEGETTING COLIC.
‘•Funny thing about ipe,” remarked
the cucumber.
“What’s that?” inquired the young
radish.
“I do my best fighting when I’m,
down.”—Philfideipi^a Ledger.
f : GOOD REASON FOR IT.
.^Father—“What are you crying nbout^
Bobby (between Robs)-“I don’t flTfiut
to jgo to school to-day.” > ,^
Father—“Why not?” •.
Bobby—“Sis jilted, 'the teacher last
night”—Puck,
Qaalnt and Picturesque Sayings af the
tittle Oriental,
“Roses have thorns” and n WaiiA
have ears” are ns coninwm Hie Jap-
aness speech nft to 'cur own. We say
“more baste kss speed,” but the Jap^
bnese phrase is, “If in a hurry go
round.” In this country we very often
remark that “Accidents will
in the best regulated fatoitfes ” The
Japs, on the cbAtfary, with an eye to
the , ptettiresque, vitalize it, so to
speak, in their .“Even a monkey some*
times falls from a tree.” One of our
most useful English sayings is-, “tfettse
who play with edged tofifs must ex
pect to cut their lingers.” In experss-
iog a similar thought th^ Jnp goes us
one better so far as picturesqueness it
concerned. He says,“If you keep ti
gers you are likely to have trouble*
One of our standard 'is to the
effect that "OH and ‘tTater won’t mix.”
The Japs ba’ve hot improved on this.
“You'Can’t rivlt a nail in a custard” is
thcfr way pf putting it. “The lotus
springs from the mud” IS their poeti
cal expression of the common thought
that “Out of evil good may come.”
What could bo moT'C suggestive and
at the same tithe sp poetic ns their
“Scattering ft fog with a fan?” When
a ■•Tup undertakes the impossible his
neighbors do not scoff at him or mock
him. They simply say that lie is
“Building bridges to the clouds,” or
that he is “Dipping up the ocean with
a shell.” Failure in such a' country
must be ns delightful ns success in
our more materia! land. “Thine own
heart makes the world” is worthy of
Emerson or Browning. — Rochester
Post Express.
ALL BROKEN DOWN,
abkache.
Joseph McCauley, of 144 Sholto
street, Chicago, Sachem of Tecumseh
Lodge, says: “Two years ago my
health was complete
ly broken down. My
back ached and was
so lame that at times
I was hardly able to
dress myself. I lost
my appetite and was
unable to sleep. There
seemed to be no relief
until I took Doan’s
Kidney Pi.ls; but four
boxes of this remedy effected a com
plete and permanent cure. If suffering
humanity knew the value of Doan’s
Sidney Pills they would use nothing
else, *s it is the only positive cuire I
kijow.”
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T.
Insane Witnesses.
In a case involving the manage
ment of an English insane asylum sev
eral former inmates we.e called as
witnesses and the King’s counsel -who
called them remarked that they were
as sano as Anyone in the couft. The
Judge on the bench showed no enthu
siasm at the announcement.
/ RELAXATION.
Mrv Saltonstnl! — “I feel tired to
death this morning. I’ve been out till
u}Kiniglit the last four nights running.
♦ Mrs. Walsinghain—“So do I. I have
had company for two weeks now, and
I’m all worn out. Let’s go shopping.
—Somerville Journal.
; UNMENTIONABLE.
Teacher—“What docs b-u-i-l-y spell?”
Johnny—“Why—er—”
Teacher—“Come, come! Suppose A
great big boy were to strike a little
fellow, wbat would, you call him?”
Johnny—“I doji’t dust ter tell yer,
ma’am.”-—Philadelphia Lcdgei*
\r ' EXPLAINED.
■ Teas—“I just met Miss Nuritch and
■she said slip was in a great hurry to
get down town and buy some gloves
Jor your feet. What on earth was she
driving at?”
Jess—“My feet? Oh, I Invited her to
my lawn fete this afternoon.”—Phila«
delpht* Press.
Wakec 1 ! Up All Kindi of Snakes.
fennku, arc unusually plentiful In tlio
Middletown Valley this year, If tlio
report of Farmer George Cramer 1$
reliable, for lr tells the Hmirpion story
of the season. He lWcs n*. Catoctin
Switch, in tht southern part of the
valley, ttiid says that while he was
mowing clover a few days ago a large
blacksnake jumped up from the grass
ond landed on the mnehinp. He
stopped the machine nnd killed the
reptile, which measured five nnd a
half feet.
Later in the day be picked Up fi
bunch of hay to give to one of the
horses, when lie ifelt Something.move
in his baud. Investigation revealed
the fact that he had picked up a
tlestiake in the liny. lie dropped It
pretty quick nnd killed It. Bur this
is not all. Toward evening, while
hauling the hay from the field to the
barn, he beard a peculiar noise back
of l(is head while seated on the sad* j
die horse. Upon glnnciufr around, his
face came almost iri contnet
large copperhead snake that was stick
ing out of the load of hay. lie stopped
the team nnd killed the Intruder.
W’hlle cutting the hay during the dny
he killed two blucksnnkes and three
copperheads.
Mr. Joseph Huffer, south of Middle-
town, has so far this season killed
twelve large blacksnakes on his farm.
Mrs. Christopher Ringgold, of the
same vlciulty, killed a six-foot black-
snako in her henhouse.—Baltimore
Sun.
AT A DISADVANTAGE.
“You % weather prophets, tnake ft
great many mistakes,” said the mati
who sneers.
“Yes,” answered the observer, “and
If other people had all their mistakes
published in the daily papers as we
do. I suspect that our record would
seem pretty good.”-—Washington Star.
Ablutions of Cdrttin Ants.
A naturalist hftfi been making cer
tain observations; on th'j toilets of
certain an(s, and has discovered Cafrfi
insect goes through most elaborate
ablutions. They are not only per
formed by herself, but by another,
who acts for the time as lady's maid.
The assistant starts by Washing the
face of her companion, and then goes
over the whole body. The attitude
the ant that is being Washed is feme of
intense satisfaction. She Res down
with all her limbs stretched loosely
out; she rolls over on her side, even
her back, a perfect picture of eaw.
The pleasure the little insect evinces
in being thus combed and sponged
is really enjoyable to the observe.
and
; , SHIPWRECKED.
A man stood on a londly Isle,
A shipwrecked; sailor he,
While all about him roared
trashed „ ,
The angry, restless sea.
The waves dashed high, as rose the
tide
With deafening, maddening glee—
“Alas!” exclaimed the shipwrecked
man,
“I guess it’s up ito me.”—Collier's.
CURIOSITY.
“Th-e Suftan is an Inquisitive fel
low."
“On the contrary, I should think.”
“Well, he’s always doing things to
get our navy to come around where
he can rubber at it from the- palace
windows.”— Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
DISCOURAGING.
“Going with any particular girl
now, Chump’.ey?”
“Yes, too infernally particular.,
She has refused me on an average
throb times a week in the pa*t
month.”—Detroit Free Press.
Bridge a»a TunneT Combination.
Bimoe a French engineer named
Gkmoadplafised a submarfue lunnfit,* ‘
Is Mt various projects have been
Advanced for connecting England
With (he Continent. The latest is
(he suggestion Of Bunau-Varilla, who
wants bo build a tonne) to within
three kilometers of England, and
thence a bridge, which England
(which has not favored a tunnel)
bould destroy at any time in case of
danger of i foreign invasion, thus
rendering the tunnel ffbelesi.
FITS permanently cured No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of Dr. Kilhe’s Great
NerveBeetorer,$9trialbottleand treatise free
Dr; R. H. Kuirs.Ltd., Ml Arch St., Phila., Pa.
The number' of, Austrians in the United
States is 1,030,000.
I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump
tion has anoqual for coughs and colds.—JohN
FiBona, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15,1900;
Scotch Wisdom.
The fountain of eontoht must spring
up in the ml mV, and he who haS to
little knowledge of human nature as
to seek happiness by changing any
thing Blit his own disposition, will
waste his life In fruitless efforts and
multiply the griefs which he purposes
to remove.—Scottish Reformer.
TWO GIRLS.
said tny firms were iike
She—H.
ivory.
Her Hateful Friend—Perhaps he
it- j meant they were jjotbing bu: bone.”—-
Detroit Free Press.
Bulls In a Hospital. •
Two bulls escaped from the arena
at Valladolid, Spain, and made their
way into a hospital, where they upset
several beds on which patients were
lying and gored three persons.
MONARCH STUMP FULLER.
.Will pull tt foot stump without
“. Guaranteed to stand a strain
n#Ip. t - _
of 250.000 11s. Catalogue nnd dip-
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1 CKUftllKK CO., Lone Tree. In.
y FAILED TO MAKE GOOD.
Miles—“Did you ever rend that won
derful beck ‘How to Live a Hundred
Giles—“Yes; the author was an old
schoolmate of mine.”
Miles—"Indeed! Where is he now?”
Giles—“He died'at the age of thirty-
loven.”—Ohlcago News.
THE FIRST ESSENTIAL.
Betty—“So Maud is engaged? Well,
in sorry for the man. She doesn’t
now the first thing about keeping
use.”
Bessie—“Oh, yes, she does." *
•etty—•“I’d like to know what.”
Bessiw-’Tbe first thing is to get a
n to keep house for.”—Harper’s
znr.
GENIAL JANE.
—“After looking at me for a min
or Vivo Harry said, ‘Do you know,
that a veil improves you great-
iirrte—“Not very complimentary.”
-“No; but what pleased me was
Cnntrmnla'a lflg CofTi-e Crop.
When the volcanic eruptions in Gua
temala last year covered the coffee
linens It was believed that the indus
try wilw ruined and that Guatemala
had ^received a blow from which re
covery would be slow. Many planter*
abandoned their ash covered planta
tions and believed themselves ruined.
But the activity of the volcanoes was
followed by heavy nnd long continued
rains, which washed away a great
deni of tlio ashes and Incorporated
more of them with the soil. The rain
also seemed to bleach the ashes nnd
extract from it a liquid fertilizer
which proved of great benefit to the
coffee trees. The result is a crop !
nearly ns large again as last year’s, i
Hereafter when the volcanoes of Gua- I
ternain erupt and spout ashes the only |
unfortunate coffee planters will be |
those whose llncas are outside of tho j
showers.—London Globe.
loam that there 1b at loast one dreaded dis
huso that science boa been able to (jure in all
its stages, and that is Catarrh* Hfill's Catarrh
Cure 1b the Only positive curd nOw,known td
the medical fraternity; Catarrh being & eon
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment; Hail's 6atarrhCuro is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon tho blood and mm
cons surfaces of tho system, thereby destroy
ing the foundation of the disease, and givlir.
th« patient strength by building up the <en
stitution and assisting naturo in doing Its
work. Tho proprietors htrvo so much faith ia
its curative powers that tlioy offor One Hun
dred Dollars forany case that it fails to euro.
Head for list of testimonials. Address
F. J. Chknit A Co., Toledo, O;
Hold by Druggists, 75c.
Toko Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
Ordered a Cab Fir Out to Sea..
A Chicago traveler, looking for pas
time, utilized the wireless telegraphy
equipment ofc one of tho ocean liners,
on his return trip to New York, to or
der, while he was yet 200 miles at sea,
a coupo to meet him at tlio wharf at a
certain hour.
BATH8 OF RADIANT HEAT.
Light
KILLS PAIN
KILLS GERMS
DR. EARL 5 SLOAN.
EIS ALBANY ST„ BOSTON, MASS
A Whopper From Pennsylvania.
While picking huckleberries on the
mountains near Hagerrann’s Run, near
Williamsport, on Sunday, D. W. Mack j
unit son, Lewis, of South Williamsport, J
walked into a den of about thirty rat- |
tlesnakes. An exciting fight followed. !
the two men using stones nnd clubs. ]
, -^Mumtacncmn —
Shorthand Dept., B. O. Oriohton. Eookkeepln*
®- Shijiikiii, OeUlogno free.
B. O. Crtohton, Prep., Kiser Kid*., Atlanta, Oa.
fine tact he employed in imparting j seventeen of the snakes were /killed.
npleasunt thought.”—Boston Tran
niS ADMISSION.
•lil—“Tell me, doctor, who Is the
physician in this town?”
mg Doctor Smart (pompously)—“I
ng Doctor Smart (In surprise)—
Why, I admit it!”—Worn
Home Companion.
nd—“But—er, h’m!—hoftv will you
THE METROPOLIS.
^Inewhere in his works,” the book-
nan was saying, “Ben Jouson
of the ‘metropolis of the ages’
at did you say his name was?”
tho Chicagoan.
;on—Ben Jonson.”
er heard of him. When was he
ago?”—Philadelphia Prc -
the others seeking safety in the crev- |
ices of the rocks.
During the battle Mr. Mack, who ;
held an open jack knife in his hand, !
ribbed a gash ten inches long iu a ,
snake’s body, nnd a mink, which had ,
been swallowed by the reptile, crawled !
through the hole nnd tried to get away, I
but was so nearly dead from the
squeezing it had received and confine- ■
ment in the reptile’s body that it could .
not get far, and Mr. Mack killed it i
with a blow of his club,—Wellsboro •
Agitator. |
Fain Banlshfcd by Electric
Treatment
A heat and light treatment whlcli
has caused much comment lately
among scientists, says the London
Express, is the Dowsing system, that
consists chiefly in directing electric
heat rays cn the bt>d7 of the person
subject for treatment. The system
is used in cases of rheumatism, gout
sciatica, lumbago and similar dis
eases and certain forms of tubercular
trouble*. These rays are claimed to
be the Nearest approach to the sun’f
rays obtainable by artificial means.
Tho gre^t advantage peculiar to this
treatment lies in the ability of the
electric rays to penetrate the body
going direct to the part or parts of
tlie trouble. To undergo this treat
ment the person is Aret placed upon
a bed, after removing all clothing,
and wrapped snugly in the covers,
with the head only outside. The
rays are then turned on, and the sub
ject is literally bathed in heat. The
patient by this system Is subjected
to a temperature of 300 or 400 de
grees. The person does not experi
ence any discomfort, notwithstanding
this great heat. Ordinary heat of
this high Intensity would do the hu
man body to a turn, but these electric
rays, being dry, evaporate the exeret-
ed perspiration. This method just
mentioned is for general treatment.
For lecal complaints there are de
tached reflectors, which are held
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Louisville and Nashville Railroad.
If you are going to the World’s Fair you
want the best route. The L. k N. is tho
shortest, quickest and best line. Threo
trains daily. Through Pullman Sleeping
Can and Dining Can. Low Rate Tickets ter has been installed in Buckingham
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that the heat plays upon the place
and searches out the 'disease. The
Dowsing system has also been used
with some success in the treatment
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GUESSWORK,
t’s a howling dervish, ;,e
, he’s a—a dervish who howls.”
why does he howl, George?”
, 1 sunn use it’s because he Is a
why
he a dervish, Ceorge.
because he howls.
Inspecting Our Roads.
R. Peaeoek, an Egyptian railroad
man from Assiout, is visiting this
country. He is locomotive superin
tendent of the Egyptian State Rail
ways, and has come here at the request
of his Government to inspect the
American railways with a view to in
troducing some of the modern Ameri
can methods of transportation into his
country.
Allowed at MAMMOTH CAVE.
All kinds of Information furnished on ap
plication to y J. G. HOLLENBECK,
Dlst. Pass. Agent, Atlanta, Ga.
Wanted Their Mustaches.
Two Mohammedan criminals at 01-
riutz were in consternation the other
day on hearing that, like all other pris
oners, they would have to have their
mustaches shaved off. They pleaded
that that would be an Indelible dis
grace, and that their wives would
. and let me get j ca y e them. They were finally allowed
—Cleveland lo k eeD them. " ~
HELPING ALONG THE JOKE.
“These,” said the epicure to the
bright Philadelphia girl, “are snails.
T suppose Philadelphia people don’t
oat tfrera for fear of cannibalism.”
“Oh, no,” was the answer; “ft isn’t
that. We coufdn’t catch them.”—
Washington Star.
when Mr. Chamberlain was suffering
from a recent attack cf gout this
treatment was resorted to. with suc
cess.
ANCIENT, BUT IT GOES.
Feebles (about to be operated upon
for appendicitis)-—Doctor, before you
begin I wish you would send and have
our pastor, tho Rev. Mr. Blank, come
Dr. Sawem—Certainly, if you wish
it, but—ab—
Feeble3—I’d like to be opened with
prayer.
W.L. Douglas
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