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BAINBRIDGE, APRIL 18, 1S01
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“I will wager,” said a Broadway
watchmaker to a ov.aton.er the other thrifty and far righted farmer
day. “that yo . cannot correctly pul ] terwl an Americas merchant vest- r-
down the numerals on the dial ,.date ’ day to s*vap off bacon lor cotton,
of tour watch.” “Done!” said the' I'omul for |K>im«l, the meal to he de-
Ollier. And he wrote down I, 11,' Hvered d .-mg the year and the cot
ton to he handed over next fall. But
BAGGS& SPENCE.
DI5KTAT. Fl’KGKOXS,
you—er — dump tlu-m a little too of
ten? New York Weekly.
Pikiii trouble*, cuts, hums, scalds
an I chafing quickly heal by the iu>e
of 0 Witt’s Witch Hazel Salve. It
is imitated. Be a-.irc you get De
Wat’s. U. L. Hicks.
wan |>icke<l up by this same very
gentle and unsophisticated farmer,
ba in bridge 6A.-BATNBRTDGK -
gaf Office--Corner Witter and West
streets, in Chason Building.
DR.
Dive in a Cottage,—Young Hn»-
hand: Urn! What are these, my
dear?
Wife: Those are apple dumpling*.
Husband: Er—my love, didn't III, IV—
I “Wrong," interniuted the watch the grocer smiled a takemeforadfool
maker. ° * smile and declined. East spring he
“How wrong?”
I “Pull out your watch and look at
the figure four.”
I S ire enough the figure was II11,
not IV.
- —— — . — I “Are nil clocks and watches made
Some of the epigram* of Armour, that way?” asked the customer, as he
the millionaire pork packer, are: p t his watch back in its fob.
“Much of my success is due to keep “All that have Roman figures oil crop and pocketed the eoin. His Treats diseases of the Eye, Ear,
| ATTORNEY-A’I
Office With Townsend & \\
land.
f,l
II. II. Bower.
H. D. WILSON
Dentist.
—office—
ind while it was a good trade for Over H. B. Ehrlich & Co.’s Store,
nruiiN n.
BOWER
ATTORNEYS AT Law
FAINBEir&E, } 0E3IA
both, the pork peddler will stay out
of tlie game this year. They traded
then on a |>0 ml for pound basis, and
1 while cotton staid at 10 cents and
| above the farmer steadily sold his
Bainbridge,
Ga.|
Practice in the State cr.nvu i kl
and Justice courts. AI M , ,j, , ' . ’
estste. improved ni.d vi.d L'Y
loth lor hHie. * * ai 4!).
DE. S. J CHESJrUT.
Physician and Snrgccn
meat bill was not then due. It was
pa d later with 8 cents cotton. One
which may
ing my mouth shut.” “The young their dial.”
man who wants to marry sho Id pick ( “Why?”
0 it a good mother and marry one of, “Well, there is a tradition which °f ^' s neighbors, who made a similar
In r laughters; any one will do.” nocoiinls for the custom. Tlie first it'acle with a local merchant, got
“Good men are not cheap.” “C.-ipi- clouk that resembles the ones now in . 8e.an*d and settled when cotton was
t iT can do nothing without brains to use was made by a famous Frenc.li J D cents, fearing t hat it was going
direct it." ! j. weler mimed Henry Vi.-k, in 1370.' to 15 cents. Meat is now worth 10
—— • — • -— | He made a present of it to King : edits at retail and cotton only 8 cents.
“I had piles so had I could get Charles V. surimmed the Wi. c. Now - Ni xt fall tlie price of cotton may be
no rest nor find a cure until I tried* <ji, nr i eH waH w i HL » ln ma „ v w . a , s i>.,i ranch less, hence the
])eWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve. After ,, WU " Wa,t,na ''? wa}8 ’ D " 11
using it once, I forgot I ever had 1,0 " ot know everything, though
any-tiling like Piles.”—E. C. Boiee, having a reputation to sustain lie pro eents meat for cotton
Somers Point, N. Y. Look out for tended to omniscience. When Vick bring only 5 cents,
imitation*. I»e suic you ask lor Do brought him the clock be examined
s ' * * ^ 9 ' the works verv attentively, seeking
“I have been troubled with nidi- Haw somewhere. ‘Yes,’ he said,
g *tio'i for ten years, have tried , *the clock works well, hut yon have
maiiv things and spent much money got tl|0 figures on the dlal wrong> »
to no purpose until I me I K- ulo! « S urely not, Your Majesty,’demur, ed of Insanity it is contended that
Dyspepsia Cure. I have i.ikeii two » .y... that four should we do * Says the wr.ter: “The brain
bottles and gotten more relict from we jeweller. its, that tom should ,
them than all other medicines taken, he four ones.’ ‘You are wrong, Your lfl ’ !,,, toniaiioally, a double organ, yet
1 reel more like a hoy than I have Majesty.’ ‘I ain never wrong,’ tliiin- nrel,la ' processes are single. A priori,
felt m twenty years.” Anderson dured t | )0 Km g- , T . lk(J , t a J ;lv ail(1 we should expect in a double brain a
Bigg* of Sunny Line Tex. Tlioiu- wim>ul tlw m *, RUku .» V ick did as l,lo " ble mi " d * A sufiicieiit number of
cases have been recorded to make it
Nose and Throat.
All calls promptly attended.
OFFICE ON
Broughton Street.
K. S. PERRY,
illiuguess RESIDENT OPTICIAN.
of t e loci merchant to swap his 10 ^“OFFICE AT THE GRENADA
DRUG STORE.
Bainbridge, Georgia.
W: I. GEER,
attorney and Counseler At
COLQUITT. - GEOKfilJ
Office: In Court House.
ALBERT E. RUSSELL
Attoney at Law
BAINBIilDGE, - - OEOIld
Office Over Bainbridge State III
Is it not possible that in a healthy,
normal condition we do all our think
ing with one half of the brain? In a
recent number of the American Jo r
J. E.
amis have tcstifiel as did Mr. Riggs.
II. L. Ilioki.
An odd dispute is reported from
Cygnc, Ivin., where ii bank recently
failed. A man was at the wicket
getting his money on a check for $227
‘I am never wrong,’ thun
dered the King. ‘Take it away and
correct the mistake.’ Vick did as
commanded. The fishion was fol
lowed by others. And so to this day
wo have 1111 instead of I-V.’
“But suppose my watch had Ara
bic and not Roman numerals?”
“1 took that chance, of course, be
tlie deputy bank commissioner. cause the larger proportion of watch-
walked in and took possession. The es have the Roman numerals. But j uolu * e movements can he performed
cashier ha 1 paid the man $200 in big ' even then I’d have had you in all. nt ‘ arly a8 wtl1 l,y 0,10 h;,!f of tlle bod l'
bills and was counting out the $27 probability. For there is another' aa by lhe otm;r ’ wl,e,,evcp il beuu “«
in small change when the oommis* peeulmrity about the figures which is 1 neuc * 8!ir i' 1,0 entry out movements in-
sloner stop .ed him. Tim oommis- almost universal in watches. But jl v olving speed dexterity, and aeour-
siomr claims ‘.hat the man should ! will show you. Goon wilting the ; ale nature oTgan zes oil-
rest of the figties.”
So the c stonier continued and
wrote down V, VI —
“Wrong again,” interrupted the
watchmaker,
“But”—
“P. 11 out your watch and see,”
i-aluily retorted the other.
Once more the watch dial was ex-
1 posed to view. There was no six on
Tlwi 7’ew York Commercial Ad-|j t
verttsi-r relates llut Gen. Fimstoii
v as nt (.fie Occidental Hotel in Sail
Flames », when the War Depart-
Contractor and Builder,
BAINBRIDGE\ GA.
Bids Submitted on All Kinds of
BRICK: or : WOOD : WORK.
12-\ tf
WILL H. KEAL5
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Bainbridge, - - - . . <■>
Office with Hawes &
I! I
A. H. RUSSELL.
M. E. O'd
certain that a man can retain Ins per
sonal characteristics and mental ac
tivity in whom one half the cerebrum
lias been destroyed. Physiological
arguments in favor of this view me
found in the following facts: Win e Estimates cheerfully furnished on all
R. J. ROONEY.
Contractor and Builder.
RUSSELL & O’NEAL,
Attorneys and Counsellors at L;|
AND REAL ESTATE AGEN’lsJ
ynn emc-t-ce In hII tin- State (VnrN .
‘tL.lrfJ'i" 0 " P , U Bn thc '"vesltpiiiii
lAinil litlc* ami thc Law of Artn.liiifc’r.i
jTsterling roeIFts:
A tTOHNEY A-r LAW.
BAINBRIDGE. . . GEOKiiil
Will practice in ail the courts.
classes ol building.
pay back tlio *2 <0; the mail claims
that the pptn uissioner should have
allowed him to receive the $27.
Spring ooiglis arc specially dan-
s an,I unless curei at once, ser
ious results o’lion follow*. . One Min
me Go gli Guru acts iik« magic, it
i* not a common mixture but is a
high grade remedy, it. L. Jlicks.
TOMB STONES,
AND
JOE. H. GILPIN,
Attorney at Law,
bainbridge, - - geokgI
Will practice law together
epurts. except the criuiiunt I.i-anch oltj
city court ot Decatui- uuuiitr. Nul
rut.iic in office.
half of the brain much more fully
than the*other. Rightbaiidedness is
not an accident.” -We arc told that Doyouconfemplnteereetingamonnment
The space where it should have
I been was occupied by the second
I hand.
“The second hand,” continued the
.„t’s m -esage requesting him to »■«, jevveiw . 13 l0 , 10 fouIld j„ eXilctly
rn to the Philippines was placed ... llmt pla(J0 •„ al|I|08t every watch
men l
turn
his liaudt. “Wliat’ll yo i dv>?” asked
; that is made. Whether your dial
a newspaper man who was present. I wag rt . gisU . i:ed in Arabic or Roman
“I’ll telephone my wife,” said the | llluru w0 . lld bo , 10 six on lt>
General. He did so and lew minute* U is only on a tew of a very cheap
later sai l to the reporter: “You can BOrt of watof;e8 lhat Ule seoond hand
say that 1 a.-cept, I am turning down om)Ued and tho y or the V I stands
a good many fine off-.'rs, but if I am
needed I'll go back. And then, yon
know, I may get a olutu-e to catch
Againnl lo. It’s been my ambition
11 I,iv iuy hands oil that yellow hoy.”
revealed.”
SKV li.\ VI Alts |A util.
You will waste time if you try
“Will- wonders ever cease ?” n,-
q lire the friends of Mrs. L. Pease,
to of Lawrence, K in. Thev knew she
the pheiiomeiion of “doable con
sciousness” means nothing more than
a large brain which usually has no
part in conscious life. The theory
! makes explicable many of the most
puzzling abnormal mental states.
Among other conclusions, the author
presents this: “Anything which
tends to make the ordinarily quies
cent half (of the brain) assume con
trol tends to impairment ot mental
processes and the damage of tho in
dividual. If this be true, tlie uttit de
of those who advocate a cultivation
of ambidexterity is h roughly illog
ical. Instead of trying to make a
r ght-banded person less right-handed
we ought rather to make them more
right-handed. Conversely, the
tempt to make a lett-handed hoy
right-handed is a physiological crime.
Every effort ought to be made to
make the l.ft-handed boy more left*
handed.”
or tomb *tone. or in any way itn-
pToving your cemetery lot? If
so, write uie at
CUTHEERT* GA.
I will submit designs and prices and
will call at yo ir home to see you. The
best work of all
Crtdeet clCrcr.i+ctr^ irciltle
PRICES TO SUIT YOU.
T. G. SI'EARM,
I’uthbert, Oia-
JOHN C. CHASON.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
BAINBRIDGE. - - Gil
M hi practice law in all t!.i> Court*.
Gu. u, uyu&iguu ft ii.
ATTORN’EVS kt EAWI
Bainbridge, - Ga.
Will practice in all the Keder,-iiam!.Sli|
Courts riffices: Up-stairs Be..
Bnildir.sj
To the Public.
1 nave a very lar«e sprinir and sum
mer pasture near town where I will take
cows at mornini* and ifrazo them during
fH- the day. returning same at night, for the
sum of $1.25 pep m' lith. *
GEO. D GRIFFIN.
SIC rcusSBATOl
Attorney-at-Law
BAINBRIDGE, - GiiORGI|
\Nill pi.ictice in all the cnr.irs.
lal attention given to .real e-t.-ue. c®|
mercial and corporation nr. rr ce.
Oflice i)i old Bank Bi hdhir.
liver trouble, nervous prostration and
•i cure indigestion or dyspepsia by , had been unable to leave her bed in
rvstarving yourself. 1 iial only ni ikes t . t , y oa rs on account of kidney and
tr. it worse when you do eat heartily.
“ You ulwavs nee 1 plenty of good food
.iAJy iligested. Kodol Dvspepsia
•ssCurn a the result of years of soien-
-tifie research. for something that
woull digest, not only some elements
aif food but every kind. Anl i' is
the remedy that trill do :t. R. L.
llieks.
.1 HAIil.V .. no , UiM. E 1.001).
Washed down a telegraph hue
which t- has. CL Ellis, ot Lisbon, la.,
general debility; but, “Three bottles j bad to repair. “Standing waist deep
of Electric Bitters euabW.l me to • in icy water,” iie writes,
walk,” she writes, “and in three
months 1 felt like a new person.”
Women suffering from headache,
backache, nervousness, sleeplessi ess,
gave me a
terrible cold and c nigli. It gicw
worse daily. Finally the best doc
tors in Oakland, Neb., Sioux City
and Omaha said I had Consinnntioii
»>•;: »ivnt i.ivr ravr.s.
“When a child I burned my foot
frigl.ttu.lv,” writes \V. II.. Ea Is, of
Joiusviib, V i , “wiiieb caused liorri- i Hacked—“Notanotber word, sii!
b!e leg *oi\-s for 30 year*, but Buck- . UeRHinU'r, I wivjt cut out fur a gen-
Ien’s Arnica Sdve wholly cured me llemau." “Well, all I have to say,
after evi-ri thing «-l*e failed.” Infill- whoever did the cutting must have
hbl,. foi limn*, scalds c I*', bruises used an awfully dal! pan* of shears.”
aud piles. Sold by K L Hicks. 25o. Chicago News.
melancholy, fiiinting and dizzy spells ami co Id not live. Tiien I began
j will find it a priceless blessing. Try j using Dr King’s New Discovery and
was wholly cured by six bottles.”
Positively guaranteed for
it* Satifaction guuiatilecj by Ii. L.
Hicks. Only 50c.
GO YEAR3’
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Designs
Copyrights &c.
Anrone ser.iilni; a sketch nnrt description may
qnlckly ascertain our opinion free whether an
Invention js probably patentable. Conininulca-
tlons strictly confidential. Handbook on Patents
flctit free. Oldest ncency for aecuri^p patents.
1 atoms taken tbrouKli Munn & Co. receive
sjircial notice, without chnrgp, in the
ALBERT GRICE,
Tcnsoral Artist]
COLQUITT, -
Best Wink, fchtii-faci
GEORGIA.
iii, Gimisit* 1
% $ §
For $1.3(1
K handsomely UlustTated •weekW. J.nvpest cir
culation of any sclcntltlc 1(»urnal. Terms S-'I a
r £ J0 ^ ths * * L 8old l) - val1 rewsdealers.
MUNN & Co. 36lBroadwa >* Nsw York
a ranch Office, C25 F St., Washlaaton. I). c.
\Ye send yon I-
SEAHrH-l.ir.HT. »'•
the r .vine,I-Week Afel mta «>nriml ™ !
Juvenile .Journal, one \ ear.
We send 1'i-e SeaiC
Light and the A*-** 1
Constitution.
Wt- str.d TH
Light and t
colds and nli tiiri
blcs bv li. L. Hicks
and lung tro
Price 50.u
r:'?,‘ v 3o You Want f e , , ,
Envelopes, Cards.
|Note Heads. Letter
i W eek Savannah News.
We send The sf.is
Light and
! Those fain ns little pills, De Witt’s
Little Early Kisers will remove all
impurities from vour system, cleanse
your bowels, make them rei<atl>r.
i li. L. llieks.
Job Work?
re d 'Cards.Receipts, etc !
“Ml at Ihe Search-Light J-.b'
Heads. Bill Heads, j a-Week New York World.
S atements Dodg. | New suhscripn-rs o, rev.ewi
eis,Checks Blanks, these offers. Suliscril e
ostprs. Business
Office to get the*>i.
work done ttt once.
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Prices c‘ieap
Try us.
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