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Them, by
V* * i * the few
HOB'
cy Stanton, of Winder,
I,,'St of Mrs. Callie lioscb.
full Harrison and family
day with Mr. and Mrs. F.
jald. *
\
•) “/alia and Roesje Math* ws
• Perkins were visitors in
our-bufg Monday afternoon.
Mrs. J H. Clack has been very
sick for the past few days.
Mr. J. IT. Holloway spent Satur
day night and Sunday at Paradise
the gnvt o(;Mr. Jimmie Lackey.
■J'"'"* .
Mr- CallHos<|h spent Friday at
Bethlehem, \jhe guest of Mr. and
Mrs. C. L. Sims.
Mr- and Mrs. J. H. tlack spent
Fri-lyy at tlnr* hoturT J Mr John
f'fack at Paradise.
Mrs. Bob Wfiitehead and Kva
McDonald, spent last Monday with
Vn? Verge McDonald.
There have been several fine hoy*-
killed in seetkm this week.
Mrs. Alice Edgar
lit’ October 2!, at the
L-j- 1 Tty-five years,
■ ’——eighteen davs
CAURir.U AWAY ,
th h Bethlehem
yer, but no linirly girlhood
and the bum. In n \ member
thing Is clumped
labeled ‘Tramp.’
"If you will gee angel in
streets for nn h. w j K) gaV( .
across fifty m*
then the public n * snnl< ‘ an<l
aud yet not u sister bv the
longs to the mw v:iV to dwell
bums. They self!
a day. They are
All of th""i are liars e
thieves. No professio'" - ’
up with them In an.'b
often argued with ohne
about this matter, j
been able to make tb
"A tramp, my dea., n ] f are .
an Impecunious touris ,
foot, lie Is working l !
there nnd taking in Pother,
not a few adventure ,'n whib
worth a mill!. h( , aOU | .
od to get a equal
and Americans I
the rule of a *Ure opened
than to travel In „ ~
w> . . . It n the other
1 can tell v
side welcoa-cic .ti-rrh'.'pno home.
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What There Is In 4 Name.
Fisrt Voice (at the telephone A—
“ls this the office- of P. Harold
Jones.”
Second Voice (at the other end)
Yes, sir.
First Voice—^A’ttc-aa >v Jones
there?” r
Second Wee —“Yes, sir; here at
the phone, Y/hat can 1 do for you?”
, First Voice —“Wc4i this is
Charles A. Westover talking. I un
derstand my wife has been to see
you with some talk of a divorce. Is
this correct?”
Second Voice —“Yes, sir, Mrs.
Charles A- Westover has consulted
me regarding a divorce [from her
husband.”
V<Jce— ‘ ‘Well. I'm her
husband all right, and i want to
have a talk with von about this
matter. You see mv wife’s the
right sort; she’s all rigl t in every
way, hut her mother i t all wrong
• ways- Her motheiCls one
d*--n fool professional wum
right crank, always
moijtff* man’s brerogativi
hoeing a, ‘— that he
and you can t .-c*
of a tourist. He fm! f
to shove along and ftmascu-
Trip to
“I was on the road two
I got around to Niagara
headed that way, hut 6ou
and there. When 1 got ton
enjoyed the wonder of na.
as If I had a million t\
inhere we can have a
a sto*or two and talk this
to ! r '>
h?l Voice —“.Sir, I am Pan-
ifn!' Harold Jones, a d —n fool pro
fessional woman with a masculine
voice and a man’s job; also the
mother of seven children.” —Ben
Winsl >w.
4 Cheerful Giver.
“Here, Benny,” said Mr- Bloom
bumper to bis young eon, as the
latter started to church, “is a fiv<-
cent piece and a quarter. Ymv-ran
put which you please in contri
bution box.”
Benny thanked his papa and went
to church-
Curious to know which coin
Benny had given, his papa asked
him when he returned, and Benny
r plied:
T “Well, papa.it was this way:
The preacher said the Lord loved a
cheerful giver, and 1 knew I could
give a nickel a good deal more
cheerfully than I could give a quar
ter, so I put the nickel in.” —Phil-
adelphia Ledger.
LEBANON.
Ilev. (t . 1). Stone preached a very
able and instructive sermon at fa:b
anon Sunday morning.
Sheriff B. 11. Collier, W. T
Wills and J. O. Harrison, of Jeffer
son, attended services at Lebanon
church Sunday.
Hon. E. D. Whelchel was elect
ed justice of the peace of the 242d
distiiet, G. M., last Saturday over
his opponent, Mr A. G. Wright by
181 majority. There were 164 votes
p >Tl<d, The election passed off very
q lietly.
Proffeesor Vaughn, principal of
Oak Grove school, attended preach
ing here Sunday.
Mrs. Malinda Booth, ofStatham,
s spending a while here with her
daughter, Mrs. Willie Fulcher.
Mr. M. W. Caruth is on the sick
list.
There was a delightful pound
-upper at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
f. A. Gaily last Thursday night,
given by Miss Bert Gaily, which
was very much enjoyed. A gooo
crowd of young people were present.
After the pound supper was over
the young folks engaged in different
games until about 11 o'clock, when
all returned to their respective
homes feeling that it is good to have
such an hostess as Miss Gailev.
There will be a Sunday school
organized at Lebanon the fourth
Sunday in February at 10 a. in.
Professor and Mrs. L. P. Whel
chel, of Red Stone, attended ser
vices here Sunday.
Ira G. Sugars, of Central, near
Winder, spent a short time recent
ly in our midst.
Mr and Mrs Fletcher Tuck, of
Tuekston, spent Sunday here as
the guests of C. F. Holliday’s fam
ily.
Road working will soon be in
order at this end of the line.
Nothing Dangerous About That.
Hewitt—Delays are dangerous.
Jewett—Oh. I don't know. My wife
received a letter this morning saying
that her mother would have to post
pone her visit—New York Tress.
Ins and Outs.
He (with huge mouth) —You see
where the laugh comes in?
She—l can sec where the laugh
comes out!—Aliy Sloper.
The Joy Walk.
The man who takes a joy ride
In someone else's car.
Although a deep dyed villain.
Is not the worst by far.
At least he will return it.
Though battered, to the spot
And takes It at a moment
The owner needs it not.
I agitate the scoundrel
Who brings back naught at all. j
Who leaves you unprotected
When rain begins to fall.
Let judges ail denounce him,
Against him all combine— -*
The man who takes a joy walk
. With your umbrella fine
-Af cLandburgh Wilson in New York
TitVJM. " . "h.
\e 0 . J r Jpte for S’ ttmrrfelK
into a condition borders
Ccver Old Shingles With
VULCANITE
It ia specially suiU-d to this purpose
because of the extra weight ar.d quality of
the felt used in its manufacture, and it
takes the samo insurance as slate.
Further unanswerable proof of the
general all-round superiority of Vulcanite
Roofing, is the fact that it took first prize
at the Georgia State Fair; at the Alabama
Agricultural Fair; at the Mississippi Agri
cultural Fair, and the Alabama StateJFair.
Don’t use any other roofing until you
write us, investigating the economy and
superiority of thin roofing.
Winder, Ga.
Wisdom of Youth.
“Here’s a dime, my boy. Now, what
wiil yotl do with it?”
“Why, I’m geiu’ ter hustle right off
ter some trust company, of course, an’
buy a thousand dollar first mortgage
bond!”—St, Louis Republic-Dispatch.
Garries of Chance.
The Vi ar—ls it true, Samuel, that
your father allows games of chance to
be played in your house?
The Boy—There ain't no chance
about it. zur. They all cheats!—Lon
don Opinion. .
HiRAM’S MARATHON.
He Had the Winner of the Contest He
Was C'oing to Arrange.
HIRAM SQUASHLY laid down his
newspaper with a loud chuckle.
“Ma ” be said to his wife,
"them folks in Noo York is jest crazy.’’
"I ailus kitowed that,” she replied as
she thought of the day she spent two
hours trying to cross liroad-way.
“I mean,” he explained, "they’re jes:
crazy on them Marathon races. You
know I was tehiu' you ’bout ’em last
tight."
"Waal?” she queried.
"They've been boldin’ Marathon run
tin’ races, Marathon skatin’ races,
Marathon walkin’ races an’ all sorts o'
Marathons.”
"1 do hope, Hiram, you ain't plantin’
to run in one of ’em. You know how
your heart acted when the calf chased
you round the lot.”
"Dou’t you worry a minit ’bout that,
rna. It jest give me an idea, that’s
oil.”
"What be you goin’ to do?”
"Why, I’m goin’ to git up a Mara
thon right in this county, by guru!
It'll be a Marathon sleep:*!’ contest,
an' if our hired man don't win it by
Bleepin’ twenty-six hours without even
turnin’ over once then 1 dn‘t know
apples from taters!”—New York Her
ald.
As to' His Chest.
The civil service medical examiner
gazed unfavorably at the diminutive
Italian who was seeking a position on
the police force.
“What does your chest measure?”
“Oh, ’bout seventy inches!”
“Impossible!” exclaimed the- doctor
in disgust.
“Come down In my house an’ I
show you.”
“Can’t you show me here?”
“No. I got ’im home full o’ clothes
an’ stuff.”—Lippincott's Magazine.
Getting Even.
Autoist (who has paid boy to bring
assistance)—Did you give the farmer
my message, boy? *
Boy—Yep. I told him thar wuz four
automobeek%s stuck in a driC an’ cud
dent git out.
“What did he say?”
“He said ‘Hooray!’ an’ gimme an
other quarter.”
The American Habit.
F.riggs—l suppose if 1 accept your in
vitation to go to that dihner you will
want me to make a speech.
Griggs—No, my dear fellow. You see
it’s this way: Everybody we have in
vited so far wants to make a speech
and what I am trying to do noXg
get together a few listenerA^ iv f 0)
York Life. >begi
. ‘ fc rival
The more a girl smiles tlil’m on
Deposit Your Money with
The First National Bank of Winder.
Capital $50,000.00.
DIRECTORS—
Col. James M. Smith, A. H. O’Neal,
L. F. Sell, L. 0. Benton,
H. N. Rainey, Jr., S. T. Ross,
T. C. Flanigan, W. T. Robinson,
W. L. Blasingame, J. B. Williams,
S. W. Arnold, W. LL Toole.
The above gentleman will ap
preciate your business.
The Empire Pressing Club.
Remember that I sell no membership cards, demand
no money in advance. All that I require is that you
register your name with me, give me your order and se
cure first-class work.
SCHEDULE OF PRICES.
Membership Rate.
One suit each week for 4 weeks - - - 31-00
If more than one suit a week is wanted, satisfactory
arrangements can be made.
One suit - -50 c
Steam cleaned - Sj.GO
Overcoat - -50 c
Overcoat steam
cleaned - SI.OO
Ladies’ Skirts -50 c
The ie prices on Ladies Skirts are subject to varia
tions, according to make of article.
A word to the merchant—l also alter clothing. If
Pants or Coat do not give satisfaction,! am responsible
Will call for orders. Prompt delivery and satisfac
tion guaranteed.
Yours for business. ±
J. R. JONES, Proprietor.
Back room of Barron & Robertson’s Barber Shop, on
Candler street.
P. S. —Also agent for Athens Empire Steam Laundry.
The White Pressing Club
Open and Ready for Business.
We have rented nice rooms over Smith & Carithers’
Bank and intend to run a first-class
PRESSING CLUB.
Your patronage is earnestly solicited. Work called
for and delivered anywhere in the city.
Cleaning and pressing of ladies’ skirts a specialty.
Repair work neatly done. Yours to serve,
BRADY & TORBET,
WINDER, GA.
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WINDER LUMBER CO.,
i WINDER, GEORGIA. Phone 47.
4 Conundrum.
\l storo of a town in
\ recently came a
\* that a ham
W > . .
a tpere was
WINDER,
TRANSIENT RATE.
Ladies’i&irts steam ** *-
cieand - - SI.OO
Tailor Suit -75 c
Tailor Suit steam
cleaned - $1.25
Waists - -35 c
Waists steam cleaned -65 c
Shut Down
on needless expenditure when y< u
are purchasing your lumber for
building your home or barn.
Let us give you an estimate, in
cluding everything you need in su
perior building lumber, shingles,
sash. door 9 and blinds, and see how
we save you money when you com
pare it with others.
insisted the storekeeper.
“No, it ain’t, boss,” insisted the
negro. “Pat ham’s shore bad.”
“Ho v- I be,'’ continued
the N it was cured
only/ I
GEL. relapse.