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IVJLYBKI)K qumsftg.
A Dk ill. fellow was asked by an old
lady to read tlio. newspaper, and taking it
up, began as billows :
Last night, yesterday morning about two
o’clock in the afternoon; before breakfast,
a hungry b ly about forty years old, bought
h big custard for a levy, and threw it
through a brick wall nine feet thick, and
jumping over it, broke his right ankle oft
above the left Khce, fell into a dry mill
pond and was drowned. About forty
years after that on the same day, an old
cat had nine turkey goblers; high wiud
blew Yankee Doodle on a frying pan, and
knocked the old Dutch churn down and
killed n sow and two dead pigs at Boston,
where a deaf and dumb man was talking
French to his aunt Peter.
The old lady took a long breath, ex
claiming—“Du tell!”
A Damper. — Father of a family (wri
ting to a young spendthrift in answer to a
demand for his daughter’s hand.) —I am
extremely sorry I cannot accede to your
request for iny daughters hand, but I tell
you what I will do for you. If I catch
you round my house again, instead of dis
missing you with my daughter’s hand, I
will see how you relish my foot.
nr “Won't you cut open a penny for
me, fatcr ?” said a little girl, when she
carr.e home from school ono day. “Cut.
open a penny ! What do you want me
to da that for? asked her father. ‘Causa,’
said the little giri, “our teacher says that
in every penny there are four farthings,
and I want to see them.”
GP The fellow who “broke loose” has
gone into partnership with the ono that
“broke the news,” and they anticipate do
ing a smashing busiues.
A young apprentice to the shoernaking
business asked his master what answer he
should give to the often repeated question,
“Does your master warrant his shoes ?”
“Answer, Thomas, that I warrant them
to prove good ; and, if they don’t I'll make
them good for nothing.”
GTX egroes have sat as members in
the British House of Commons. One was
named Dyco Sombre—a very appropri
ate name. The other, who was a member
fir many years, was John Stewart. Their
money bought the election. They were
not disting lished for ability in any way.
—..-
.1 Conundrum. —What is the difference
between a quarter bushel of fuel, and a
bird of the long-bill species?
One is a peek o wood, and the other a
wood-pecker.
.1 Coat nf Ann* so ■ a Hogue. —Two
posts .* (a idant ; one beam crosianl ; ono
rope pendant ; and a rogue on the end
on't !
GP Tlio loss of goods and money if of
ten times no loss ; if you had not lost them,
they might perhaps have lost you.
BP A miser undertakes to make the
most of everything, liy making no use at
all of anything.
A gentleman who had a had memory
and did not like to trust to it, wrote in his
memorandum hook —“Must be married
when l get to town.”
Miscellaneous Advertisements.
~ A. Ihlw
ffamfactnrer and Dealer Jn all
KINDS O F
FURNITURE.
MAIN STRRKT, MADISON, GA.,
RESPECTFULLY informs his friends and the
public ijenerally, tbst ho is nuw receiving his
SPUING STOCK OF FURNITUR from N- York
and Pnilitdciiiliis, which, together with his LARUE
STOCK of
Home Manufactured,
mtk-s his Assnrtment the must desirable tnmake se
lacli mis [rom, in the up cuun'ry. Ilis Stuck consists
of aLi-sre Number of
BUKI US ranging from 838 to $75
It memo (, M.itnxany, and Painted Wurdrobes ;
and Mahogany Mirble top Waabstnnda ;
J ?noy L ; nd Tall Post and Cottage B**deteada; som r
very httu aud Sola Tablet, also Black
Walnut Eitention Tables v 10,1*2, l i tnd 10 feet lon
QUARTBTTS,
by the Set or single one; list Stands, and Towel
. Rack*; scrrral D iz-n of Mahogany Pari-r Chairs;
Mihogany R.x-k ra of ihe different Sizes; Lirgeanri
8 11,11 Curled Maple Ruckers, with Cane Seat and
Hwk; Curled Miple Parlor Chairs, nnJ ulso Ihe
Celebrated Cottage Chairs.
A tar re number of Popular Cottaire Bedsteads,
with or without the Excelsior Spring Red, attached,
as Iks purchsier o,av desire. The STRING BED
is.,tiered at the VERY Low Prie- of
MX DOLLARS.
Ais i. on hand, GILT and ROSEWOOD
noor.a i e a s
Os m’xp*. which can b* cut nnd put logeth
or in FRVMESot snv sis**, it abort notice.
N. 11 —'■vfui nnd M;hosr*ny Rocking Chair*
RRPAIPEin
A r SHORT FO TICE, and all other FURNITURE
H -paired with Neatness and Dispatch. The subscri
be retue>is his sill iere thinks for the liberal patron
aro heretofore beat.,we I u|.on him, and respectfully
sin its a eontinu.Uton of the
V llh v ral Redaction will be made on CASH
SALKS.
——Furniture Rokhl and delivered atihe Madison
Dc.to*. to yo ap or d*w tht’ road, free of ch*r?*\
O- tern at bo n . au I from abroad, respectfully a >
June #8 h HtfO 7 n
DAVIS & BROTHER
WOULD inform their friends and thepub
iio that they hare been driven by ‘the
lW to J/r. Norton’s store where they offer for
sale at the lowest market prices, their usual
assortment of goods consisting in part, of
U tunets, Trimmed and Untrimmed; Neo
pilitAU, .1/ Chip and Straw Flats;
French Lice JUntillxs and Points, with
and without capes;
Colored and Black Bvroge Shawls ;
Jaokouct, Organdie and Barege Robes, from
four to ten Flounces, from $2 to f 12;
Printed AAwnsand Muslinfroiu 121-2 tosoc;
Nausook, Jackonet, Afml and Swiss Muslins,
Piain and Striped, from IS to 60 cents;
IPu Collars, Muslin Trimmings, IFrt.Bands,
Twisted Silk J/itts, Zinen, Cambric, Plain,
llemst'tihedand Embroidered Handkerchiefs,
from 10 cts. to $3 00;
Hosiery, Hoop Skirts, from 50 cts to $2 60;
Hats of all kinds; Boots, Shoes, Clothing;
Hardware, Hollow IFsro Iron, Steel, Nails,
Bugr, Cuts.-e, Molasses, Salt; in short what
ever the wants of the people demand. AH of
which we will sell as low as can can be obtain
ed in a iv market
Thei.klul for he Iliteralpatronage heretofore
bestowed on us wo hope oar friend* will take
the trouble to visit us st our nsw location,
wbprs st will supp'y their wants on as favor
sh|# terms as any uonse In the tilt.
DAVIS k BROTHER.
< ‘rasiieaboro, ApHI IS, ’W I '. (jw M lr|
I Miscellaneous Advenfsemeuis.
x spuksduTstooki i
At Lowest Frices!
11E\RT j7OSBOR\E,
AVaieli-.Baker, Jeweller,
AND
OPTICIAN
No. ‘Jtf UUOADSTREET, under Ihe V. 8. Hotel, and
opposite the City Hunk.
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA..
Keeps on hand a select and beautiful assort
ment of Goods, consisting of
WA-TSKES, JBWKLaY,
SILVER it PLATED WARE,
Tklescopks, Scrvetob’s Compasses, Spv-Glas
es, for Mountain Use, and in short every
thing useful in his line of business
particularly
SPBCTAOLBJS,
IN GREAT VARIETY.
Fine Watches ard Jewelry Repaired in the
b-'st Manner. fMarch 28,1800-ly.
Painting and Glazing,
BY
W. S. WAGNON.
rrVIE undersigned having hadscvcral years
_L experience in the business, is now pre
pared to execute all orders in the best style,
at short notice and on reasonable terms.
Orders solicited and dllerf with promptness.
Grtenesboro Ga., Sept. 12, 1800. —iy.
FOR SALE.
7 ST Birrelsof Rectified Whisky ;
•J 25 Barrels, Old Rye Manongxhrla;
20 • X Whisky;
30 “ XX
20 •• XXX ••
20 Baskets Pearl Champaign tie;
15 “ Mumm.a “
150 Boxes Tobaccii, of different brands; by
ALSO,
250 Barrels Rectified Whisker;
45 •* White Whiskey,’
Augusta. Apr. 25. 186-1. Af L At. LOUD.
ARTICLES OF EVERY-DAY USE.
B. V. BABBITT’S
Pure Medicinal Yea st.
Manufactured from common Salt and Pure
OO Grearn farter. Wlicu used in Cake, 68
i) rl km,it, it turns to gas,—ltke that from a
bottle ofrfoda Water,—and remains dormant
in ‘be dough until it is eet in tlie oveu, when
the heat causes the gas to escape through the
and lough while baking. The Bread, Cake, or and
Rtscuit is not Ter y but perfectly
Wnoisome. Where this Yeast is used you will
require about one quarter the amount of
shortening need with ordinary Yeast. It may
1 ” also he yaud f„ r Buckwheat Cakes, Johnny 7U
Cakes, and all kinds of Pastry This Yeast is
pot up only in one-pound cans, with check
cred label. Red, White and Blue— noother
is Genuine—beware of imitations.
to u f Babbitt’s pureConcentratcd Pot- 68
A*u.—>Warranted double the strength of
common Potash, and superior to any Sap n
---ill’*r in market, put up in rans of lib.,
and 3lh-, 6!bs, and I2ib. with full directions for ftn( j
makinof Hard and Soft Soao. One
will make fifteen gallon* of S )ft Soap. No
lime ia required. Consumers will find this
the cheapert Potash in innrkei.
70 B T Babbitt’s Medical Saleratus. 70
A perfectly pure and wholesome article free
from all deleterious matter, so prepared that
as the circular accompanying the S ileratus
will show, nothing remains in the bread when
68 baked but common Salt, Water, and Flour. 08
I’ot up neatly in papers, 1, I 2:b. and 1-4 lb.
BT Babbitt’s Concentrated Soft Soap.
OncßuX costing one Dollar will mahe 40
. gallons of handsome Soft Soap hr simply .
an “ adding boiling water. ‘ “ * D “
B T Babbitt’s Concentrated Sal Soda.
Anew article exclusively for the Smith. Sal
Soda or Washing Soda cannot be sent South
70 during warm weather, us it deliquesces or 7Q
melts. I dry out the vater and put op the 1
Sil Soda in lib papers,“warranted to stand
the warmest climate.’’ One pound is equal
to four pounds of ordinary Sal Soda or Wash
rjQ ing Soda—consequently it is much cheaper po
—the. dealer saves 65 percent on Ihe freight,
as he does not have to pay freight on water.
Ask your storekeeper for B. T. Babbitt’s
Concentrated Sal Soda in one nound papers.
and B. T. Babbitt’s Soap for Family FBc. t „and
One pound of this Soap is equal to three
poiindsnfordinnry Family Soap. One pound
will muke 3 gallons ol handsome Soft Soap,
„ U will remove paint, grease, tar, and stains
f 0 of all kinds. It will hot injure Ihe fabric; n 70
the contrary, it preserves it. It will wash in
hard or soft water. But little iaoor isrequir- •
ed where this Soap is used. Machinists and
Painters will find this Soap superior to any
gg thing tn market. II your Storekeeper doesgg
not keep the above goods, send 5 dollors by uo
mail and 1 will send a package of either nr
tide, or an assorted box Containing a part ol
each article, as you may direct. Send the
aud name of your Postoffice, also the State and sod
County in which you reside, with directions
for shipping. Address
_ A B. T. BABBITT,
70 61, G 6, 70, 72 and 74 Wsshinston St., N. Y. ?0
A liberal discount to Storekeepers. w
July llth 1860. —wly.
Good Times have come at uast!
One Thousand Seven Hundred ..nd
Eighty-Two Prizes!
sl6. 300.
NO CHEAP JEWELRY.
FOUR CAPITAL PHIZ SJ
and. a. MkisxAißEa & ers
FORTY-NINHTH
MAGNIFICENT
CASH, WATCH & LAND
GIFT DISTRIBUTION.
‘TILL r.K DRAWN AT FRANKLIN, IND„
MONDAY SEPT Olid, 1860.
Cash Prize af SSOO in American Gold*
Horse, Buggy and Harness, S4OO.
Splendid Rosewood Piano Fort
Valued at $330
363 GOLD aud SILVER WATCHES,
All in Huntiug Cases from 818 to 8250
301 Prises In American Gold, $2,50, to ssllO.
280 ACRES OF FARMING LAND.
385 Sets Sterling Silver Ware.
Land \\ arrants and American Sporting
Watcher..
Number of Prizes 1,782
Value, of Prizes. ..... $16,300
Tickets Limited to .... . 16.300
DP.m*U TAKES PLACE MONTHLY.
HT Every Ticket-hoi ler receives a printed
list of drawn numbers, free >f charge.
A# All drawings taka place in public, su
perintended exclusively by thsTickrt-boldvrs.
REFERENCES.
i 0 ink* greet pleasure in referring all who re
j auiiotie fur informal'on rsapectingour honesty,
h'l-’r * | romptil t |c, t|. ‘ ( i„ ,n T f D„ coon-
Miscellaneous Adverilncments. !
ty officers, Post asters, Express Agents. Jusii- j
ees of the Peace, Merchants, Representatives ,
and Senators of Johnson county, or any of the <
numerous patrons in the various parts of the !
Union, who have attended our drawings. As
the above named are personally acquainted
with us, and most of them have attended our
nutnr us drawings, we will request all who
wish to satisfy themselves of the safety of their
ini .stinent to write to any of the above gentle
ncn.
Agents Wanted in every locality, to whom
the most liberal Inducements arc offered.
ALL PRIZES PROMPTLY PAID.
Single Tickets, $h Six Tickets 86
I). R. ALEXANDER, Sc CO.
Franklin, Johnson Cos., Indiana.
I one 13th, 1860 w6n>,
50,000 Copies already Soldi
EVERYBODY’S LAWYER AJiD
COUNSELLOR IN BUSINESS,
BY FRANK CROSBY,
OF THE PHILADELPHIA BAIt.
It Tells You Howto daaw up I’ahtkeiisiiip
Papers and gives general forms for
Aorekments of all kinds, Bills ol
Sale, Leases and Pet tions.
It Tells You How to draw up Bonds and Mort
gages. Affidavits, Powers of Attorn
ey, Notes and Bills of Exchange. Re
eeipts and Releases,
It Tells You The laws for the Collection of
Dibts, with the Statues of Limita
tion, and amount and kind of.. rop
orty Exempt from Execution in eve
ry State.
It Tells You How to make an Assignment prop
erly, with forms for Composition
with Creditors , nDd the Insolvent
Laws of every State.
It Telle You The legal relations between Guar
dian and Ward, Master and Ap
peentice, and Landlord and Tenant.
It Tells You What constitutes Libel and Sian
der, and t e law as to Marriage
Bower, the Wife's Eight in Prop
erty, Bitcrce and Alimony.
It Tells You The Law for Mechanics’ Liens in
very State, and the Naturalization
Laws o ! ’ this country, and how to
comply with the same.
It Tells You The law concerning Pensions and
how to obtain one, an ‘ the Pre-
Exemption Lavs to Public Lands.
It Tells You The law for Patents, with mode
of procedure in obtaining one, with
Interferences, AssignmetUs and Ta
ble of lees,
It Tells You llow to make your Will and how
to Administer on an Estate, with
the law and the ri quirements there
of in every State
It Sells You The meaniug of Lav Terms in
general use, and explains to you
the Legislative, Executive and Judi
cial Powers of roth the General and
State Governments.
It Tells You How to keep out of Lav, by show
ing how to do your busiues legal)
thus saviug a vast inr unit of prop
trty, and vexatious litigation, by its
timely consultation.
Single copies will he sen; by mail, postage
paid, to Every Fanner, Every Mechanic, Every
Man of Business and Every body in Every
State, on receipt oi SI.OO, or in law style bind
in? at $1 26.
SIOO9 A
where, in selling the above work, as our terms
to all sneh are very literal.
For single copies of the Book, or for term
to agents, with other information, apply to o’
address JOHN E. POTTER, Publisher,
No. 017 Ainvout £ireet. Philadelphia, I’a
Jul 4th, 1800. —wltm
What Everybody Wants.
THE FAVIIIT DOCTOR:
CONTAININ')
Simple Remedies, Easily Obtained, for the Cure
of Diseases in all Forms.
BY
PROF. HENRY S. TAYLOR M. I).
It Tells You flow t attend upon the sick, an
how to cook for them ; how to pr, -
pare Drinks, Poultices, &c., and
how to guard against infection from
Contagious Diseases.
ft Tells You Os the various diseases of Chil
dren, and gives the best and sim
plest ra de of treatment during
teething, Convulsions, Vaccina
tion, TFiiooping-congh, A .1/vasles,
It Tells You The symptoms of Croup, Cholera
InfaDtum,Colic, Diarrhea*, Worms
.Scallcd Head, Ringworn, Chicken
pox, &c., and gives you the best
remedies for their cure.
It Tells You The syßiptomsof Feverand Ague
and Bilious, Yellow, Typhus, .Scar
let an other Fevers, and gives you
(he best and simplest remedies for
their cure.
It Tells You The symptoms of Influenza, Con
sumption, Dyspepsia, Asthma,
Dropsy, Gout Rheumatism, Zorn
f bago, Erysipel s, &c., and gives
you the best remedies for their cure.
It Tells You The symptoms of Cholera Morbus
J/alignaut Cholera, .Small Pox.
Dysentary, Cramp, Diseases of the
Bladder, Kidneys and Ziver and
the bost remedies for their cure.
It Tells You The symptoms of Pleurisy, Aiuinps
Neuralgia, Apoplexy, Paralysis,
the various Diseases'of the Throat
Teeth, Ear and eye. vnd the best
remedies for their cure.
It Tells You The symptoms of Epilepsy, Jaun
dice, Piles. Rupture. Diseases ol
the Heart, Ilemarihage, Veneral
Diseases, and Hydrophobia, gives
the best remedies for thd cure.
It Tells You The bust and simplest treatment
for wounds. Broker. Bones and
Dislocation, Nprains # Lockjaw, Fe
ver Seres, white swellings, Ulcers,
whitlows, Boils, Scurvy, Burns
and Scrofula.
It Tells You Os the various diseases peculiar
to woman, and gives the best and
simplest remedies for their cure,
together with many valuable hints
for the preservation of health.
The work is written in plain language, free
from medical terms, so as to be easily under
stood, while its simple recipes may soon save
you many times the cost of the book. It is
printed in a clear and open type; is illustrated
with appropriate engravings, and will be for
warded to your address, neatly bound and pos
tage paid, on receipt of $t .00.
.SIOOO A YEAR"^“’„ h ’-
where, in selling the above work, as our induce
ments to all such are very liberal.
For i ingle copies of the Book, or for terms
to agents, with other information, apply to or
address JOHN E. POTTER, Publisher
No. 617 Atnaom -Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
July 4tb, 1860. , —w6m.
LEAN DER (T DEM ING.
254 Broad Street 234.
UNDER GLOBE HOTEL.
Dealer in Fnney and Ih y Goode.
I have anything you want. an<l at the
lowest firices.
Augusts, He . Nrt*. 26, ItfrO. tr.
BK SURK TO CALL AT MASSEY & LANSDELLS.
m\sm & lmsdil!! 1
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN f
Drugs, Medicines, Chemicals, Paints, Oil \
Varnishes, Patent Medicines, &c.
Main Street, Greenesbcro’, georgia.
HAVE IN STORE AND TO
ailhividi
10,000 LBS. WHITE LEAD,’ FROM 7£ TO 10 CENTS ;
2000 SNOW WHITE ZINC;
500 GALL’S. LINSEED OIL;
200 • MACHINERY
200 •< SPERM
200 <• LARD
100 COLD PRESSED CASTOR OIL;
40 “ SWEET
200 •• SP’TS TURPENTINE;
200 < PER CT. ALCOHOL;
100 •• BURNING FLUID;
; 109 “ COACH-BODY VARNISH ;.
! 100 “ JAPAN
I 100 “ BLACK JAPAN;
! 40 *> PIANO VARNISH;
i 100 “ COPAL
! 100 •• LEATHER -
100 •< ASPHALBUNE VaRNISH;
j 100 •• TRAIN OIL;
1 200 •• KEROSENE “
; 10 CASES CONCENTRATED LYE;
;200 KEROSENE LAMPS;
! 20,000 CIGARS;
1100 OZ. QUININE;
10 *• MORPHINE;
PERFUMERY IN LARGE QUANTITIES ,
Ami almost, everything else belonging to the Drug
Business, all of which we offer at ATLANTA PRI
CES, and to wholesale purchasers we will sell Drims,
Medicines, &c., at AUGUSTA RATES—freight ad
ded. Every article warranted
To be what it Is Sold For.
I And, as we are having manufactured for us, several
new brands of Lead in large quantities, we can offer
greater inducements in quality and price than ever
! before offered in this market. Call and examine our
: stock before purchasing elsewhere, as we fell confi
! dent-we can give satisfaction. [Feb. IG, 18G0.
BY
calling
at
Massey
&
Lansdcll’s
Drug
Store
and
Examin
ing
some
samples
of Pure
WHITE
LEAD
we think
you
will .be
conviuced
at once
that it is a
BETTER
article
fhau the
Luton
Lead, and
can be
sold for
LESS
MONEY.
WHERE YOU CAN BUY GOODS CHEAP.
FOR SALE.
A Valuable Residence in the
City of Greencsboro’o
KNOWN a the REED PL \C. The House con
tains lour Rooms, two of tben well plastered,
with a Portico and Flower Clai tleD in front. The lot
I’otitttiiie eijr acres of LAND, more or less. On the
premises is a good Kitchen, with three Rooms, a
joo*i Smoke House, Wen House, Carriage House,
Lirge Woik fcrnop, liarn, Stable, and all other neces
sary out HuiMing*, nil framed arkl of the best route
rials. Als ,as good a Well ot W..ter as cn b*
found in ihe City. The Garden is large aud planted
with choice Fruit Trweaof all kinds.
Any person wishing to purchase property in this
city a^uiild do weil to coll soon and examine the
r* mines, as it will be Bold low tor CASH
Apyly to G I. HEED,
Greenesboro, Ga., August Ist, lStr> —wtf.
DR. J. BOVEE BODS’ -
IMPERIAL BISK.
BITTERS,
ARE made from a pure and unadulterated
Wine, which is about double the usual
strength of other ITincs, and is imported by
only one house in the United States. Also,
from the foil wing valuable Roots, Herbs, &c.,
viz- Solomon’s Seal, Spike-nardjConifrey.Cam
omile Flowers Gentian, Wild Cherry Tree
Bark, and Bivberrv.
WE CHALLENGE THE WORLD
TO PRODUCE
THEIR EQUAL!!!
TFi! do not profess to have discovered some
Roots -‘known only to the Indians of South
America,” and a cure for “all diseases which
the flesh is heir to,” but wc claim to present to
the public a truly valuable preparation, which
every intelligent Physician in the countr will
approve of and recommend. Asa remedy- for
INCIPI NT CONSUMPTION,
Weak Zungs, Indigestion. Dyspepsia, Diseas
es of the Nervous System, Paralysis, Piles,
Diseases peculiar to Females, Debility, and all
cases requiring a Tonic, they arc
UNSTJH.TASSED!
For Sore Throat, so common among the
Clergy, they are truly valuable.
For the aged and irtirta, or for persons of a
weak constitution —for Ministers of the gospel,
.Lawyers, and all nubiic speakers—for Book
keepers, Tailors, Seamstresses, Students, Ar
tists, and all persons leading a sedentary life,
they will provv truly bericC .ial.
Asa Beverage, they are wholesome innocent
ar and delicious to the tacte. They produce ail
the exhilarat'T.g effects of Brandy or IFine
without intoxicating; and are a valuable rem
edy for persons addicted to excessive use of
strong drink, and wish to refrain from it.—
They are pure and entirely fr’ e from the pois
on contained in the adult-.-rsted Wines ad Li
quorswith which the country is flooded.
These Bitters not only CURR butPREVENT
Disease,and should be used by all who live in
a country where the water is bad, or where
Chills and Fevers are prevalent. Being entire
ly innocentond harml. ss, they may be given
freely to Children and Infants with Impunity.
Physicians, Clergymen, and temperance ad
vocates, as an act of humanity, should assist in
spreading these truly valuable BITTERS over
the ‘and, and thereby essentially aid in banish
ing Drunkenness
CHARLES WIDDIFIELD A CO.,
Proprietors, 78 Willian Street, New York.
And sold bv Druggists generally.
Wholesale and Retail Agents for Georgia.
v Plumb & T/kitnrk. Augusta.
•Sold also by CrabbpA Wi Avru. Greensboro.
June 19th, 1860. (j*n. ]2j wly.
Maw Hides.
ANY quantity t (Joed Itav Hides received
t the Orawfordville TAN YARD on the
usual terms by C, A. BEASLEY.
Crawfordevllls, 8> pt 19— lir.
■ >LA MM* of all kind* o'ally printed st
Iff ikmiffler, u spar: net***.
1)1 Alt KIKE A! CKAIftP! (IIOIJHV! ‘
LIFE drops. This medicine has been
THE NEVER FAILING THIRD, TESTED Mid PROVED
- KKV,Knr ■ --- by ten teaks experience
to ue trie only CEUTAIX, s.tFra"fi reliable rein
edy for all bowel derangements, diakkikki
Disentery , Cramp*, Pain*, Cholera, Cholic, Ac.’
now before the public. One or two doses of
20 drops, will cure the most severe cramps in
the stomach in 20 minutes. A single dose of
ten cures the Diarrhoea and it n ver constipates
the bowels. One dose will satisfy any one oi
its merits. Price only 25 Cents.
Prepared by Tuali. it Stow, 43 Bowery,
N York. And sold in O een.shore by Wassi-v
,t Lansdell. fapr. 11th ‘6“-!v ‘
June 11th 1860. _ w lv
’ DH. J. EMcLEAIfS
Cordial & Rloorf Puriiifr.
THKhRSATKSTBEIKDT I> THE WOULD.
JpP Tlost Pc livings ‘
Bsfhlfiil Cordial
m ®Yer taker. Ijiii
It is strictly a scicn- |®ijSjg
AWM tific and Vegetablecona UUT
ffmMl pound, procured by the Swj
jpll riiniillntion of lion's,
- H ' :rby an<l Bark *
1 1 low Dock, Blood root,
ikrOretaklll&Saraaparilla.Wild Cher .liter taking
ry, and Dandelion enters its compound. The entire
active remedial prfneiples of each ingredient is thor
oughly fxoacteri by my method of distilling, pro
ducing a delicious, eahilerating spirit, and the n,ost
infallible remedy for renovating the diseased sys
tem, and restoring the sick, sulferingand debilitated
INVALID to HEALTH arid StHEXGTH.
IKclriiii's StreiigtliciiiiiK Cordial
WILL BV’FKC ! TALLY CUBE
ijver complaint, dy.-pepsia,
Jaundice, Chronic or Nervous Debility, Diseases o)
ihe Kidney, and all Diseases arising from a Disorder
ed Liver or Stomach, Dyspepsia, Heartburn, Inward
•*iles. Acidity or Sickness ot the Stomach, Fulncssof
Blood to the Head, Dull Puin or Swimming in the
Head, Palpitation of tiie Heart, Fullness or weight
in Ihe Stomach, Sour Eruditions, Choaking or Suf
•ocatirg Feeling when lying down, Dryness or Y> l
iowneasof tiie Skin and eyes; Night Sweats, Inward
Fevees, Pain in the Small of the Back, Chret o> Side,
Sudden Flush of ll< at. Depression of Spirits, Fright
ful Dreams, Langor Despondency or any Nervous
Disease, Sore3or Blot.ucs on the Skin, and Fever
and Ague—or ( lulls and F. ver.
Over a Million of Bottles
Have been sold during the last six months, and in co
instance has it failed in giving entire satisfaction
Who then, will suffer from Weakness or Debility
when McLean's Strengthening Cobihal will cure
you. No language cm convey an adequate idea of
the immediate and almost niiracnious change produ
ced by faking this Cordial in the diseaseed, debilitated
and shattered nervous system, whether broken down
by exeess, weak by nature, or impaired by sickness
the relaxed and unstrung organization is restored to
its pristine health and vigor
ittiirticd Persons
Or others conscious of inability from whatever cause
wiil find McLean’s Strengthening Cordial a thorough
regenerator of the system ; and all ifho may have in
ured themselves by improper indulgences, will find
n this Cordial u certain and speedy r tnedy
To Tl Ladies.
McLean’s Stexgthenoo Cordial
Is a sovereign and speedy cure for
incipient c ssumption, whites,
Obstructed ..r Difficult Mengt ration. Inscnntinence of
Urine or Involuntary Di-charge thereof, Falling of
the Womb. Giddiness, FaintiDgand all Diseases in
cident to Females.
THERE IS NO MIBTAK ABOUT IT.
Suffer no longer. Take it according to Directions.
It wilt stimulate, strengthen, and invigorate voir und
cause the bloom of health to moiirlt your herk again
EVERT BOTTLE IE WARRANTER TO riIVK SATISFACTION.
FOR CHILDREN.
If your children sre sickly, punv, srofflicted. Me
Lean’s Corpitl will make them healthy,'stand robust
Delay not amoment. try it. and vou will be convinced
IT IS DELICIOUS TO TAKE.
Caution —Beware ol Druggirtsnr dealers who may
try to palm off upon you some Bitter, or sarsapnrills
traah, which they Can buy cheap, by saving It Is just
sa good. Avoid such insn. Ask for McLean’s
Strengthen Cordial, and taka nothing slse. It is tha
oaly remedy that will purify tha blood thoroughly,
and at tbs same time*lrengthrn the system.
One lablsspoonlul taken ersry morning fsaling, is
a certain preventive fur Cholera, Chills and Fsver,
Yellow Fever, or soy prsuslsnl dldesss. It is pot up
IB large holies.
Pries only 91 par bottle, or sis pottle. g|,
J H. Mr I.EAN,
Mole PronHeu.r ol this Cordial.
Also McLean’. V.desnir Oil L'menl
! Prinnlpsl Dpn(nn Ibsroryisrot Third and Fine h t,
•t Istiii M Fur gals l#f Msstpey and L'Mddil
Pfffeaft nrdieißci, Ac.
Fever and AgueT”
from wfdch mankind suffer over a large part of lbs
globe, is the consequence of a diseased action in tha
system, induced by the poisonous miasm of vegetable
decay. This exhalation is evolved by the action of
solar heat on wet soil; and rises doth the State tv tupoi
from it. While the sun is below the horizon this ta>
por lingers near ttie earth’s surface, and the vims
is taken with it through the lungs into the blood.
There it acts as an irritating poison ©it the intemai
viscera and excreting organs of the body. The liver
becomes torpid and fails to secrete not only this virus,
lint also the bile from the blood Both the virus and
the bile accumulate in the circulation, and produce
violent constitutional disorder. 1 c spleen, the kid
iv ‘vs, and the stomach sympathize wnli the liver, and
become disordered also. Finally, the instinct of our
organism, as if in nit attempt to expel the noxious
infusion, concentrates the whole blood of the body
in the internal cxerctorics to force them to cast it out.
The blood leaves the surface, and rushes to the ecu-
Iral organs with congestive violence. This is the
Chill. But in this effort it fails. Then the Fever
follows, in which the blood leaves the central organs
and rushes to the surface, as if in another effort to ex
pel the irritating poison through the other great ex
cretory —the skin. In this also it fails, and the sys
tem abandons the Attempt exhausted, waiting for the
recovery of strength to repeat the hopeless effort
another day. These are the fits or paroxysms of Fe
ver an u Ague. Such constitutional disorder will
of course undermine the health if it is not removed.
We have labored to find, and have fonnd, an an
tidote.
Ayer’s Ague Cure,
which neutralizes this malarious poison in the blood,
and stimulates the liver to expel it from the body.
As it should, so it does cure this afflictive disorder
with perfect certainty. And it does more, or rather
does what is of more service to those subject to tills
infection. If taken in season it expels it from the sy
tem as it is absorbed, ami thus keeps those who use
it free from its attacks; keeps the system in health
although exposed to the disease. Consequently it not’
oiiiy cures, but protects from, the great variety of af
fections which are induced by this malignant influ.
once, such as Remittent Fever", Chill Fever, Dumb, or
Masked Ague, Periodica! Headache, or Bilious Head
ache, Bilious Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout,
Blindness, Toothache, Earache, Catarrh, Asthma;
Palpitations, Painful Affections of the Spleen, Hys
terics, Colie, Paralysis, ami Painful Affections of tha
Stomach and Bowels, all of which, when arising from
• ‘his cause, will bo found to assume more or less tha
ir,ci""itte!n tTpi. This “Ague Cure” removes tha
causcof these derai. s 'cri- ntd - “>‘ l cure® <he disease.
This it accomplishes by stimulating the cxerctorics
to expel tiie virus from the system; and these organ*
by degrees become habiteu !’ f!° Ibis their offleo of
their own accord. lienee arises what v” rt R' nrl acca
motion. Time may accomplish the same enu, but
often life is not long enough, or is sacrniOfd in tho
attempt, while this “Ague Cure” does it at once,
and with safety. We have great reason to believe this
is a surer us well as safer remedy for the whole class
of diseases which are caused by the miasmatic Infec
tion, than any other which has been discovered; and
it has still another important advantage to the pub
lic, which is, that it is cheap as well as good.
PREPARED BY
DR. ,J. C. AYER & CO.
LOWELL, MASS.
Price One Dollar per llottlr.
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral
has won for itself such a renown for the cure of every
variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that it is en
tirely “unnecessary for us to recount the evidence of
its virtues, wherever it has been employed. As it
has long been in constant use throughout this sec
tion, we need not do more than assure the people
its quality is kept up to the best it ever has been,
and that it may be relied on to do for their relief
all it has ever been found to do.
Ayer’s Cathartic Pills,
• For all tho purpose” of a Purgativa Medicine.
For Costiveness;
For the Cuke of Dyspepsia.;
For Jaundice;
I For the Cure ok Indigestion;
For Headache;
For the Cure ok Dysentery;
I'or a Foul Stomach;
Foil the Cure ok Krysipela*;
For The Piles;
For ehe Cure ok Scrofula;
For all Sokokulous Complaints;
Ton the Cuke ok Rheumatism;
For Diseases ok the Skin;
For the Cure ok Liver Complamt;
For Dropsy;
For the Cure ok Tetter, Tumors, and Salt
rheum ;
For Worms;
For the Cure ok (.out;
* For a DtsNKtt Pile;
For the Cure ok Neuralgia;
For PuRIKYING-THE liI.OOD.
They arc sugar-coated, so that the most sensitive cast
take them pleasantly, and being pnrdy vegetable, no
harm can arise from their use in any quantity.
Price 25 cents per Box; Five Boxes fbr SI.CO.
Bft” Sure tn . all, at Masey & Lausdells and price their Mot- purchasing elsewhere!
Great number) -of Clergymen, riivsiejnn*. States
men, am! eminent Jii'tsoiiages, hare,Sent finer n v.uer
to certify the unparalleled useful tie of tin e rem- •
dies, but our apace here will not permit *'c in-r rtiuri
of them. The agents below named furnish Krett: :.ur
Ambß'cas At.man'.w’ iu winch they lire given; w.
also full dose.iptim-s of the above complaints; amt
the treatment that should Ik* >’ > low-ul ftp tle-ir ns
Do not be. putotf by utiprfnrtp!. i Oi ah rs at.-hotaer
preparations they make more profit on. D-mutui
AVer's, ami take no others. The sick want the host
an! there is for them, and they should have it.
Alt our iiemedies are for sate by
For sale b\ J. Henry Wood.Greonesb’ r. . p*.<
D. Hightower, VVhite P'a ; ns. |*p.l,- 6 f> .
mitik XUANKOOD,
IIOU LOST, HOW RES I OKED,
Just published in a Sealed Enr elope,
A LbCTUREONTIIB NATURE, TREATMENT AND HADICAL
! cub kok Sperm atobbiioka , of Sfiuinal VVenbn*w,S,i
----| ual Debility, Nervousness and Involuntary Eoii.t-Pions,
I producing linpotenc.y, Consumpti u and Mental and
| Physical Debility,
Ry ROB. J. CULVERWELL. M D
The important fact that the awful consequences of
self abuse may be effectually removed without inter
na! medicine* or the dangerous application* of c u--
tica, instruments, medicated bougie*. and orh* r em
pirical devices, is here clearly deinonetrut* and, and th&
entirely new an t highly successful treatment, a h a *
dopted by the celebrated author, sally explained, bv
means of which every one is enabled tocure himself
perfectly, and at the least possible cos'., then by avot
ding all advertised nostrums of the day. This lec
ture will prove a boon to thousands and thousands.
Sent under seal to any address, post-paid, on the
receipt of two oostasre *tan)p, by addressing DR.
J. C. KUNK. :M ]>., 4SO First Avenue, New
York, P'B* B*x 4556 Anri! 11. 1860-1 y.
HOW ARB ASSOCIATION,
PHILADELPHIA.
A Benevolent Institution established by Special
Endowment for the Belief of the Bicland
Distress* ,afflicted with Virulentand.
Epidemic Diseases.
THF : oward Association, in view of the
awful destruction of human life caused by
sexual diseases, and” the deceptions practiced
upon the unfortunate victims of such diseases
by quacks,several years agodiiected their con
sulting Surgeon, as a charitable act worthy of
their name, to open a Dispensary for the treat,
ment of this class of diseases,in all their forms,
and to give Medical adtic gratis to all who
apply by lettei with a description of thefr con
dition (age, occupation, habits of life. Ac), and*
in cases of extreme poverty, to furnish Medicine,
jree of charge, It is needless to add that the
Association commands the highest medieaiskilt
of the age, and will furnish the most approve Jr
moderr treatment The Directors of the Asso
ciation in their annual Report upon the treat*,
ment of sexual diseases, express the highest
satisfaction witthhe success wMfeh has attended
the labor of their Surgeons in the cura of setn
nal weakness,diseases of the Kidney sand Blad
der, Ac and order a continuance of the same
plan for the ensuing year.
Valuable reports on Spermatorrhoi a,and oth
er diseases t sexual Orpnnsai'd, the tests reiser
dies employed in the Dispensary (tut to the
afflicted insealed lettcrenvelope'.free of char* >
Two or 3 Stamps for postage will hi acceptable.
Address, Dr J Skillik lloioiitox, Acting
Surgeon, Howard Association,No. 2 (South Dih
s., Philadelphia, Pa hr order of the Dncc
tora EZRA E HARTWELL, President.
fj 80, FAIRr Hil.il, Sec'ry. Jnnv. lß’/UMy
Job Work of all
kinds neatly done
at tbit* office.