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MAN ; WANTS BUT LITTLE.
T ole en po\ terday: ,
But dis my prayer
“Gim® e no mo
pen I kin tote away!
—Atlanta Constitution.
CRAZY HIMSELF.
*.y <; if I do say it, M said the con
e -she’s for >>
spited fellow, crazy me.
HoW unnecessary,” remarked Miss
..
irue - “you don’t require any assist
\ ‘ that direction.”—Philadelphia
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press.
three of A KIND.
Stubb — • Who were those three
o-ed men up the road ?
rags •‘One was a tramp, the othei
Pen n— class rush, and the third
i,nd been in a
Lad been automobile racing.”-Cbicago
News.
gone before.
..your money or your life, cried the
villain as be held the revolver in the
victim s face.
have to take my money, ’ an
'll
swered the man, “my wife has a morb
e on my life.”
theory and practice.
Professor of Rhetoric-“Here is an
Item of news I would like in the
paper. office boy)--Here,
City Editor (to
Bennie, rewrite this—fix it up to print”
—Cleveland Leader.
might get over it,
Proudman—“Did you ever hear my
little girl recite? - I believe she'll be an
elocutionist when she grows -up.
Hardman—“Oh, it may not be so
bau as that. She may outgrow it.”—
Philadelphia Ledger.
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Football Term—Going ’Round the End.
DOING THE BEST IIE COULD.
“What were those blood-curdling
shrieks I heard last night?
“That was Jamison trying to quiet
bis new baby. You see, he can't sing
a note, and so he gives his college yells
as a substitute. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
THE OLD, OLD STORY.
They were out in the grove searching
for walnuts.
“You may have heard it before,” he
whispered; “but once more I must say
I love you.”
• I’m looking for walnuts,” she said,
with a sweet smile; “not chestnuts.
—Chicago News.
MISSING.
“Mr. Nozzleton,” she said, “if you try
to hug and kiss me again, I shall call
papa.”
“Where is your father?” he asked.
“He’s in the Yellowstone Park, and
will be beyond mall or telegraphic
communication for three weeks.”—
Chicago Record-Herald.
AN UNFLATTERED LIKENESS.
Critic—“I must congratulate you on
the villain of your plat*. He leaved
the impression of having been drawn
from life. • •
Author—“He was. I may say to you
that, he is an exact portrait of myself
Ss my wife depicts me in our hours of
ease.”—Town and Country.
A SURE INVESTMENT.
Greene—“I notice you always turn to
the page with the stock quotations
when you take up a paper. I suppose
you take an occasional flyer 011 the
market, eh?”
Gray—“Never invested a dollar in
stocks in all my life. I find it cheaper
to read the quotations.”—Boston Tran
script.
brought trouble on self.
White — “What is the matter with
Plunger’s head?”
Grenn—“Yesterday was h'.s wooden
wedding and he gave his wife a rolling
Pin for a present and when he re
turned from celebrating the event shu
■^turned the present with a speech
suitable to the occasion.”—Butte Inter
“fountain.
CONG R A T U RATIONS.
Jack—“I hear you are going to marry
Hiss Prettyun. Permit me to congrat
ulate you on your excellent taste.”
I’m Tom—“Rut the engagement is off.
else. pot going to marry her or any one
60s Jack—“indeed! Then allow mo to
fffatulate you on your good sense.”
go Evening Post.
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Colds invariably Result in Catarrh, Which Sets Up a Host of
Distressing Diseases.
iPE-BU-NA Both Protects and Cures a Cold—Read Proof.
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Miss Rose Gordon. 2102 Oakland av.,
Oakland Heights, Madison, Wis., writes:
u A few years^ago J caught a severe
cold, which resulted in chronic bron
chitis and catarrh. Ou r family phy
sician prescribed medicines which
gave temporary relief only. 1 began
talcing Peruna and improvediat once.
Two bottles cured me. I recommend
Peruna to all sufferers, and am most
grateful to you for your valua ble'pned
ieine. ”—Miss Hose Gordon.
TUcls/i ington,I). C.,609H street, N. W.
Dear Dr. Hartmam: ‘‘l used to think
that the doctors knew all about our
aches and pains and were'Jhe proper
ones to consult when sick, but since 1
have been sick m yself I certainly had
good reason to change my mind.
During the winter I caught a heavy
cold, which developed into catarrh
the bronch ial tubes and an inflamed
condition of the respiratory organs.
The doctors were afraid that pneu
monia would set in and prescribed
pills, powders and packs until I sick
ened of the whole thing, as I did not
ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR A
Men who know when they get enough
may oe too full for utterance after getting
it.
JUlieumatism's Killing Pain.
Left in quick order after taking 10 doses
of Dr. Skirvin’s Rheumatic Cure, in tablet
form. 25 doses for 25c., Wis. postpaid. [A.C.L.] Dr.
Skirvin Co., La Crosse,
All women were born to love and be
loved, and they fight it out on that line.
Knowledge From Experience.
Is what we understand when Dr.
Spalding, an eminent Baptist divine, of
Galveston, Texas, writes send me two
bottles of Taylor’s Cherokee Remedy of
Sweet Gum and Mullein. It is for a
friend suffering from consumption. It is
a preparation I know from experience to
be good.” 25c., 50c. and $1.00 bottle.
At druggists, a
Lots of people would rather not own the
things they can borrow.
Fiso’s Cure cannot be too highly spoken of
as a cough cure.—J. W. O’Bbien, 322 Third
Avenue, N-, Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 6,1900.
Some men ought to be thankful that the
world doesn’t understand them.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes color Silk,
Wool and Cotton at one boiling.
It is easier to win a wife with flattery
than it is to maintain her on it.
Millions of Vegetables.
When the Editor read 10,000 Plants for
16e. he could hardly believe it, but upon
second reading finds that the John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, AVis., than
whom there are no more reliable and extern
sive seed growers in the world, makes this
offer. This great offer is made to get you
to test Salzer's Warranted Vegetable
Seeds. and
They will send you their big plant
seed catalog, together with enough seed to
grow solid Cabagss,
1.000 fine,
2.000 delicious Carrots,
2.000 Blanching, nutty Celery,
2.000 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1.000 splendid Onions, Radishes,
1.000 rare, luscious
1.000 gloriously brilliant Flowers,
ALL FOB BUT 16C. POSTAGE,
providing you trill return this notice, and
if vou will send them 20c. in postag postage, they '
will add to the above a package of the fa
mous Berliner Cauliflower. [A.C.L.]
A married man says he objects to giv
ing his wife spending money because she
invariably spends it.
rprr rnCL STUART’S
GIN and BUCKU
To all who Buffer.or to the friends of those
who p- ffer with Kidney. Liver, Heart, Bladder
or Blood Disease, a sample bottle of Stuart’s
Gin and Buehu, the great southern Kidney and
Liver Medicine, will be sent absolutely free LA1U oi
eost Mention this paper. Address SI
DKUG M'FG CO., 28, Wall St., Atlanta. Ga. t
improve. Otve of the ^ladiesf t ln the
IIome*had a]bottle of Peruna and she
advised me to try that. Shortly after
I begun using It I felt that! had found
the right medicine. I usedltwo bottles
and they restored* me easily and
pleasantly to perfect health. While
my stomach was very delicate, Per una
did not nauseate me in the least, bat
gave me a good appetite, and I wish
to express my gratitude to^you for re
stored health.”—Miss Rosalie Von
Struennlng.
CATCHING COLD
Is The Beginning of Most Winter Ail
ments— I’e-ru-na Protects Against
and Cures Colds.
There is no fact of medical science better
established than that a teaspoonful of Pe
runa before each meal during the winter
season will absolutely protect a person from
catching cold. Now, of it), if thousands finis is true (and
there is no doubt of lives
would be saved, and tens of thousands of
cases of chronic catarrh prevented, by this
simple precaution within reach of every
one.
After a cold has been contracted a tea
FREE PE-RU-NA ALMANAC.
" way UPSET YOUR. STOMACH With Nauseous Cathartics
To Cure Your Headache ? . .
r °*-' CAT UDINE- It Cures
Immediately—while you wait—and has co bad effects on the Stomach. IT IS
LIQUID. Cures Colds Also. !C, 23 and 50c a bottle.
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has a feeling of confidence in i
his cartridges. They don’t
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you Tell aim. your dealer U. M. C. 1
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Send for catalog.
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Bridgeport, Conn.
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in order to develop into a crop.
No amount of Phosphoric
Acid or Nitrogen can compen
sate for a lack of potash in
to 'A* fertilizers [for
w, grain and all
YV m other Wc shall crops]. be glad
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farmer ourlittlebook
which contains valu
able information
I about soil culture.
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New Vork —»8 Nassau Street, or
• AU'nia. Ott. So. Brood St.
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spoonful of Peruna every hour will shortly
cure it, leaving no trace of it behind. After
chronic catarrh has become established, or
the first stages of chronic bronchitis or
consumption have been reached, it will take
much longer to effect a cure.
It seems strange that as well known and
well established as these facts are any one
should neglect to profit by them, and yet
no doubt there are many who pay little or
no attention to them and go on catching
cold, acquiring chronic catarrh, bronchitis
and consumption.
Catarrh May Pcrmeate/he Whole System.
Mrs. Mary E. Sampson, West Derry,
Rockingham County, headaches, N. IL, writes: both
“I had terrible ears run
and I was nervous all the time, also had
trouble each month; was deaf in one ear
for thirty years. I took six bottles of Pe
runa and one of Manalin, and am that happy to
say that it is the best medicine I ever
used. I am not so nervous, my appetite and is
ood, everything I eat agrees with me,
am feeling better in every way. I think
Peruna is a godsend to women and a bless
ing • to suffering humanity.” — Mary E.
Sampson. derive and satisfac
If you do not prompt
tory results from the use of Peruna write
at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full state
ment of your case, valuable and he will be pleased
to give you his advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
VER Y D R UGGI ST H AS TH EM
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“Myfatherhad beon a sufferer from slckheadacho
forthe last twenty-five years and never found any
relief until he began taking your Cascarets. Since
he has begun taking Cascarets he has never hod
the headache. They have entirely cured him.
Cascarets do what you recommend them to do. I
vill give you the privilege of using hi 3 name. 11
E.M. bickson, 1120 Resiner St., W. Indianapolis, Ind.
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CANDY CATHARTIC
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Never Pleasant, Palatable, Weaken Potent, Taste Good, Do Good,
sold in Sicken, The or Gripe, 10c, 25c, 50c. Never
bulk. genuine tablet stamped GOG.
Guaranteed to enre or your money back.
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or N.Y. 598
ANNUAL SALE. TEH MIUtOH BOIES
This is What You Want!
Hays You Aay Malarial Troubles?
Do you want to get well an<l get well quick! If so,
send a Postofiice order for fifty cents to tho
REGAL MEDICINE GO..of Stamford, Cosil.,
for medicine and directions. of A malaria, quick and chills certain and
cure fever.dumu iqiaranteed in and all interniitteot cases fever.
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CURES _ u WHEHE _____iissaaasun FAILS.
rA Best Cough ALL ELSE
53 Syrup- Tastes Good. Use
in time. Sold by druggists.
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Discriminating sportsmen are enthusias
tic over the many novel features of the SAV
AGE 22 CALIBER REPEATER. It is hammer
less, shoots the short, long and long rifle cart
ridges all in the same arm, and its accuracy
alone has placed it in a class by itself. X
Write T«-D**y f«r CataGurue SAVAGE ARMS CO., Utica, IV. Y., U. S
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We make the most complete line m any
concern in the world. We also make
ENGINES and BOILERS,
UNTERS lor OIL MILLS.
v*e tell everything needed about a Cotton Gim.
Write for Illustrated Catalogue.
Continental GSn Co.,
Birmingham, Ala.
Avery SUCCESSORS & Company TO
AVERY & McMlLLAN,
fil-53 South Forsyth St., Atlanta, Gs
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Reliable Frick Engines. Boilers, all
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Large Engines and Boilers supplietl
promptly. Shingle Mills, Corn Mills,
Circular Saws,Saw Teeth,Patent Dogs,
Steam Governors. Full line Engines &
Mill Supplies. Send for free Catalogues.
iSAW MILLS Our Latest Im
proved Circu
lar Saw Mills,
with Hege’a Universal LopBeains.Keetilln- Hea
ear, Simultaneous Set Works and the
cock-Klng Variable Feed Works are unex
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descriptive circulars. Manufactured by the
SALEM IRON WORKS.Winston-Salem.N.C.
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SEEBfPOTATOESi i
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? iDltor 500,000 BUSHELS|
SALE XH EAR£|
Largest seed potato grolvers in the ivorld l
Elegant stock. Tremendous yields.
From 400 to 1000 bushels per acre.
FOR TO CERTS
ana this notice we send you lots of farm
seed samples and big catalogue, telling
all about Teoslnte, Speltz, I’eaoat, Aerid
Land Barley, Macaroni Wheat, Bromus,
Earliest Cane. etc. Bend for samo today.
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CAPSIOBM tf&SELIHE
• (PUT UP IN COLLAPSIBLE TUBE3)
A substitute for and superior to mustard or
any mosfcdelieato other plaster, skiu. and will pain-allaying not blister the
The and
curativequalitiesof it will the thisartiele toothache are wonder
ful. stop at once, and
relieve headache and sciatica. We recom
mend it as the beat and safest external
counter-irritantknown.also asanexternal
remedy for pains in the chest and stomach
and plaints. all rheumatic,neural will gican(i what gon t y claim com
A trial prove we
forit, and it will be found to be invaluable
i n the household. Man y peo pi e sa y “i t i sth e
bestof all of your preparations.” Price is
ct,s..ataU dmggistsor tocsin other dealers, or by
sendingthisamount willsend tube by mail. postagestamps No article
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should be accepted by thepu otherwiseitisnot hlic unless the
sftmeoarrief.-ourlabel, 8 . 8 MFO.
genuine. CMBSeBROUOh CO..
W, 17 State Street. New York City.
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iropsy CURED Gives Quick. Relief.
Removes ail swelling in 8 to 20
days; effects a permanent cure
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