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1' at Ikp, ih-nr father, come home
I!i i’U' 11<• w,
! u!' mot InT is out to the eluli,
"N mi*' * :i,il von wore coming right
home from your work,
* o get the dear chihlren some I
grtih. I In* cook lias gone out —j
her e!uh also meets—
I he janitor's gone on a spree,
And poor Brother Bennie has
i wallowed a nail.
Ami no one to help him hut me.
Father, dear father, come home
with mo now;
There’s scrubbing and sweeping
to do. \\ lute mother is solving I
the problems of state.
The children sire crying for you. :
' The socks must he darned, the
patches tacked on,
The byds must he turned hack to
nir. And .mother’s shirtwaist
must he troiied to-night.
Orshewill have nothing to wear.
Father, dear lather, come home
with me now;
It’s, 1 mdy without any man;
And mother will grieve when she
. comes-from the club.
If tilings are not fixed spick and
'gpan. Don’t swear, dear pupa; it
j isn’t, polite;
The children , in hearing might
•be. So let business slide, for-dent
mother, you know.
May bring home a few ‘friends
ito ten.
• Itochu*!'Hexpeer Old A**..
It’s shameful when youth fails to
- skow't roper respect for old age, but
' , just the contrary-in -the case of dir.
King’s New Life Pills. They cut off
' maladies no matt.- r how severs and ir
respective of old age. Dyspepsia,, jaua
dico, fever, constipation all yield to
this perfect pill. 25c at Handers
Drug Co.
The late Bishop Dud ley of -Ken
•tuckv could administer a rebuke
delicately, hut on 'occasions he
took care to see that the point- was
plain. One ot the wealthiest
members of his church as well us
. - one of the closest told him-Ire was
going abroad.
“J have never been on the-ocean
he said to the bishop,” and 1
would lik.- to know something that
w ill ke?p me-from getting seasick.
“You might swallow n nickel,”
responded the bishop. “You’ll
never give that ftp.”—New York
/Times.
A II ilium tiy niry rle.
Terminated with an ugly cut on the
leg of J. !!. timer, Franklin Grove,
111. i l develop'd a stubborn ulcer un
yielding to doctors and remedies for
four years. Then Kuckh-n’s Arnica
salve cured It’s just as good for
burns, scalds, skin eruptions and piles.
25c at Flanders Drug t’o.
The mail whose wife comes down
regularly on pay day usually has
money in the hank against rainy
day.
Sul n Nick liuj si
“I was taken severely sick with kid
ney 1 rouble. I tried all sorts of medi
cines, none of which relieved me. One
day I saw an ml. of your Kleetric Bit
ters amt determined to try that. After
taking a few doses I felt relieved, and
soon thereafter was entirely cured,
and have not seen a sick day since.
, Neighbors of mine have been cured of
rheumatism, neuralgia, liver and kid
ney troubles and general debility.”
This is what It. F. Itass of Fremont,
N.C. writes, (inly 50c at Flanders
Drug t'o.
That vein of pessimism now
noticeable among men is due to
1 he approach of t lie house-cleaning
period.
liisilslroHs Wreck*.
Carelessness is responsible for many |
a railway wreck and the satin- causes \
lire making human wrecks of sufferers
from throat and lung troubles. But
since the advent of Dr. King’s Now
Discovery for consnmption, coughs
and colds, even the worst east's can be
rtired, and hopeless resignation is no !
longer necessary. Mrs. bois t’raggof
Dorchester, Mass., is one of many
whose lile was saved by tiiis great !
remedy. Price 50r and $1 ; sample j
1 otlles free, t iuarantced for throat j
and lung diseaser by Flanders Drug' 1
i -.mpnuj .
title of the greatest mysteries iti'l
life is wliv two women who cor- i
dmll v hate eiielt ot her w ill cunt in- j ’
* # I |
in- to i M-h.-inge visits and call each j,
-1 iier “di. >.tr ’ (
Ills Shattered Belief
“ Why, Joshua, what are you \
savin’?” “1 don’t believe in the i
Bible, and there’s no use of me
pretendin’ that Ido. Them's my
sentiments. I hate to give up the
old belief, because it was mighty
comfortin’, but 1 can’t keep on
j dingin’ to it no longer.”
When his horrified wife could
get her breath, says the Chicago
Record-Herald, she gated.
“Have you been rend in’ any of
them college professors’ article
about not. believin’ Jonah could
lof lived in the whale or got down
its t! rout?”
“Nope, I ain’t much acquainted
with whales, and I’m willin’ to
believe that maybe Jonah might
of got swullered and come up again
10. K. but my old belief’s gone
forever, just the sumel”
“I s’pose you don't think that
rod what Moses hud could of
turned into a serpent?”
“Yes, that might of been, too.
us fur as I know.”
“Don’t you eiieve Daniel's
friends could of stood it in the
fiery furnace?”
“I ain’t denyin’nnyot' them
things at all, lint I’ve been trying
to drive that tarnation spotted
pig out of the orchard, and, by
Jinks, I can’t never have any more
faith in the story about. Nonlt
drivin’ nil kinds ol animals into
the ark. If he’d of had nny such
job to do, it’s my opinion that
the ruin would of fell and the ark
would of sailed -off leaving him
out there in the wet chasin' the
two pigs.”
Arc You a UjKpi-i-lie?
If you arc a dyspeptic you owe it to
yourself and your friends to get well
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will not only
cure dyspepsia, indigestion and sour
stomveh, but strengthens the whole
dig-stive apparatus ai.d sweetens the
life as well as the stoipac'i. When you
take kodol _Dyspepsia Cure the food
you eat is enjoyed. It i.-, digested, as
similated and its nutrient properties
appropriated by the blood and tissues.
Health is the remit. Sold by Kubin
son Drug Co.
The true moral hero is not yet
extinct. I have known a young
father to go boldly into a store 1
and buy a rattle.
t"*ml Far (la 11 Urea.
The pleasant to take and harmless
One Minute Cough-Cure gives imme
diate relief in till cases of eougli croup
and la grippe because it does not pass
immediately into the stomach, but
takes effeet right at the seat of the
trouble, it draws out the inttamma
tion, heals, soothes anil cures perma
nently. One Minute Cough Cure is
pleasant to take and it is good alike ■
Tor young and old. Sold by Kobinson
Drug Co.
There is n broni distinction
which the ordinary masculine
mind cannot appreciate between a
. complexion and a skin.
The Me*l Family Halve.
DeWitt’s Witch Hazel gives instant
relief from burns, cures cuts bruises,
sores, eczema, letter and all abrasions
of the skin. In buying Witch Hazel
Salve it is only necessary to see that
you get the genuine DeWitt’s and a
cure ■ is certain. Counterfeits are
worthless. DeWitt’s Witch Hazel
Salw is perfectly harmless and cures.
Sold by Bobittson Drug t’o.
Some masculine tempers can he
securely sewed on with buttons;
others nre lost through the holes
in Hilda red socks.
A ('lire For ilradarhr.
Any man, woman or child suffering
from headache, hilliousncsg or a dull
drowsy feeling should take one or two
of De\\ ills Little Marly Kisers night
and morning. These famous little
pills are famous because they are a
tonic as well as pill. While they cleans
the system they strengthen and re
build It by their tonic effect U|Km the
liver and bowels. Sold by Kobinson
; Drug Co.
If a minister's t rousers ling at
the knees no apology is necessary.
Yolkina Kqual to ('hniubcrlulnN*
Colic, Cholera nnd Ularrhoes
Remedy lor Rowel Corn
■Mnlnl* In Children.
“We have used Chamber lain’s Colic,
! Cholera and Diarrhoea Kemedy in our
- family for years,” says Mrs. J. B.
j Cooke, of Nedcrlands, Texas. “We:
| have given it to all our children. We r
have used other medicines for the
same purpose, Imt never found any- !
thing to equal Chamberlain’s. If you I
will use il as directed it will always
euro.” For sale by all druggists.
You never hoar of truueu buying
uny gold bricks. No, but for tht*
reason that they are never marked
-down to $999.11.5. %
Srlstlr Rheumatism Cured.
"I have been subject to sciatic rheu
matism for years,” says E. H. Wald
ron, of Wilton Junction, U. “My
joints were stiff and gave me much
pain and . iscomfort. My joints would
crack when I straightened up. I used
Chamberlain’s Pain Bairn and tig ye
been thoroughly cured. Havenothad
a pain or ache from the old trouble
for many months. It is certainly a
most wondcrfal liniment.” For sale
by all druggists.
I have observed that the women
whose husbands have no bad
lot hits w hatever, usually have to
take in a little sewing to help jte'y
the hills.
A bride with a sour disposition
is upt to' spoil the honeymoon.
Re*l Csugh Mediclue fee C'MkMS
When you buy s cough medicine tor
small children.you want one in which
you can place implicit confidence.
You want one that not only relieves
but cures. You want one that is uu
quegtiouably harmless. You want one
that is pleasant to take. Chamber
lain’s Cough Kemedy meets all these
conditions. There is nothing so good
for the coughs and colds incident to
childhood. It is also a certain pre
ventive and aure for croup, and tie-re
ia'no danger tvhatever from whooping
cough when it is given. It >as been
used in many epidemics of that dis
ease with perf -ct success. Fur sale by
all druggists.
rabid moralists think that
all Mormons should he sent to the
penitentiary. I think the asylum
would be more suitable.
Has site always been
to servants? Well, she can speak
to her help of her husband with
out calling him by his Christian
name.
Chaushcrluiu**Ntsasrh sad l.lver
Tablet*.
When you feel dull after eating.
When you have no appetity.
When you have a bad _ »*lte in the
mouth. - „
When your liver is torpid
When your bowvts are constipated.
When you have a headache, k
When you feel bilious.
They will improve your appetite,
cleanse and invigorate your stomach,
and regulate your liver and be)*elh.
Fur sick headache try (fiamber
lain’s Stomach and Uver Tablets f-Ihey
will ward off the attact if taken in
time. Price 25 cents per bo*.
sale by all druggists. ly.
Three For One.
To the first 250 paying us
one dollar, either old or new
subscribers, we will send the
Advance,the American Farmer
and the American Home one
year. Send in at once,, as the
first come will be th£ first
served.
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E. MORGAN
Dliyslclan And
-s- Surgeon.
Vidai.ia, Gkohuia.
MilleniSoiMstern
SCHEDULE
Effective April 17, 1904.
South Bound North Bound
1 3 5 STATIONS 2 4 6
am am pin am pm pm
500 11 35 4 OOi.v Milieu an 845220 845
503 11 40 4 03 So. Millen 843 2 13 843
5 15 11 53 4 15 Kmmalaiu- 8 30 2 00 8 30
524 1202p4 24 Butts 823151 823
•331211 433 Thrift , ( 8 15 t 428 15
5441223 445 Garfield 8 061 80 806
5 6112 29 451 Kimball 800134 800
5 53 12 32 4 55 Hooks 01*7 55 t 21 7 55
6031241 503 Summit,, 7b0112 750
8 06 12 44 5 06 Graymont' 7 47 1 09 7 47
6 15 12 53 5 15 Durdcnville 7 40 1 00 7 40
6 21 12 59 5 21 Monte J’k 7 35 12 54 7 35
840 1195 40 Monte 730D*»l 730
846 1 25 546 Monte J’n 71312 30 7 13
7 00 a a sStillinore i.v 7 00 12 15 7 00
800140 600 i.v “ ar 11 45a 625
8 06 1 47 6 05 G. Rro’«C’g6s4 11 36620
809154 610 Kenfield 651 11 29 615
8 15 2 01 6 15 Ohoopee P’k 6 44 IX 22 6 10
830210 621 Horace 8361113 606
8552176 27 0 A D June 830 11 06 602
9 38 2 21 6 30 Penhooja-e 6 27 1102 6 00
1 8 50 2328 40 Normant/n 818 1053 554
1 8 58 2396 40 Billvan 6 1210 46 550 ;
8152 55 700ar Vidalia i.vß 00 1030 540
FKANK R. DURDEN,
1.. B. ('1. ark, Agt., General Manager i
j Vidalia. Ga i
KEYSTONE
SHAVING PARLOR,
Silors Lueell, JE*i*op.
Shaving, Haircutting and
all tonsorial work done in the
most approved style. Good
tools, expert barbers and first;
class work in every respect.
L. C. Campbell
& Bro., -
Blackmniths and
Wheelwrij{ht«i,
All kinds of repair work
in iron or wood done
promptly at reasonable
prices.
i Utiyjfies and
Wagons Painted.
Give us a call when in
need of anything in
our line. Shop on Mc-
Intosh street — Durden
old stand.
L. C. Campbell 5 Bro.
Vidalia
Bottling
Works,
KING & DURRETT
Proprietorw.
We are now open for busi
ness and will be pleased to
supply the trade in this vicin
ity from our wagon. Good
goods and prompt service will
characterize our manner of
doing business.
Vidalia, Ga.
Nothing can ever surpass it.
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r ° r ar£"“ r - :i "v.T;.
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Cure: Lung Troubles.
Momr back if It fail*. Trial Bottlaa free.
For Pain
Take a Dr. Miles* ,
Anti-Pain Pill, and
the Pain will dis
appear Like
Magic.
Not by paralyzing the nerves and
gl.tmh), like opium, morphine, cocaine,
cr.il oilier dangerous drugs, but by in
creasing the natural secretions.
Tltls notion is obtained os n result of
modern discoveries in medicine, making j
it possible to relieve pain without bad
after-effects.
You can safely depend upon Dr. Miles’
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They will also, by their calming act
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lleve such distressing feelings as Diz
ziness. Car-Sickness, Indigestion. Irrl- I
tability, Sleeplessm ss. Nervousness, etc.
Not mcr< ly do they relieve, but they 1
also absolutely cure, becuuse by perse- !
vortng In their use, you do away with !
the cause.
Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills arc guar
anteed that first package will benefit, or
your money back. Never sold in bulk.
**l am thankful for the good I.»r.
M lew Anti-Pain Pills have and aro
doing nv\ Kvor since tlie wav 1 havu i
had spells of severe throbbing l.cnd- 1
acho, caused by catarrh, until six v«a« I
ago, I began taking Anti-Pain I‘ills.
the only remedy that ever gave ;
me relief. Fince then I have not hr.l
one hard ntlaek. because 1 take a Pill ,
?. nt ?.J.V ovorcomcs tho diillculty.”—(JEO.
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“VIJIALIA ItOt’TE”
M. D. <fe S. Ry»
Effective Nov. 22nd. 1903.
No 84 No. 82 No. 20 No. 10 No. ?8 No. *1
P. M. A. M. A. M. * STATIONS P. M. P. M. A. M.
i< <0 Atlanta 10 00
i*. M. (Via. Sou. Ry.)
080 ft 00 2is Macon ' 110 860 846
.(5 45 515 225 Swift Creek 12 59 8 Bl\ 880
(155 ft 80 288 Dry Branch 12 50 816 820
706 ft 45 240 Pikes Pen k 12 44 801 8,06
720 000 250 Fitzpatrick 12 86 260 758
780 ClO 258 Ripley 12 82 226 748
746 026 8 Oft Jeffersonville 12 22 210 ,7 8#
800 085 814 Uul lento re 12 12 150 718
815 665 822 Danville 12 08 180 709
825 708 820 Allentown 11 S 9 128 708
840 * 726 885 Montrose 1149 108 *0 48
855 7 45’ 844 Dudley 11 89 12 48 686
905 765 851 Sliewniake 1181 12 88 024
910 805 855 Moore 11 26 12 26 618
980 825 409 Ar Dublin 11 14 1205 000
10 00 12 05 Lv Dublin ■ 780 620
10 20 12 24 428 Guilin 10 57 710 601
10 85 12 89 488 Winter 10 47 655 447
10 55 12 59 443 Rock ledge 10 87 685 427
1105 109 118 Orlii ml 10 88 627 419
II 80 184 500 Soptrton 10 22 608 858
11 48 152 510 Tarrytown 10 12 5.45 340
12 02 206 516 ' Stanley 10 00 528 825
12 80 280 ft 35 v itlalia 950 500 800
a. k. p. m. p. m. (Via S. A. L. Ry ) /. m. a.M. a.m.
j 8 80 Savannah 7 00
j Xus. 19 and 20 first class, daily wit h elegant coaches through with
out change between Southern Ry. station Macon and Union station
I Savannah.
| Nos. 81 and 84 daily except Sunday. No. 82 Monday, Wednesday
and Friday. No. 88 Tuesday, Thu., Sat. Arrive nnd depart from
1 foot of Walnut street, near entrance Central City Park, Macon.
1 E. E. Williamson, Traffic Manager, Macon, tin.
Seaboard Air Line Railway.
SAVANNAH AND MONTGOMERY.
87 73 71 Nov. 1. 1908. 72 74 88~
t’M pm am Central Time am am am
400 4SO 700 lv Savannah Ar 880 10 00 825
J -B> Ar Curler Lv 7 87
720 945 Vidalia ft 3ft 700
845 -1115 Helena 405 600
.75 71 72 70
5 (On 1120a Lv Hel.-na 4 OOp 8 OOp
550 12 15 Abbeville 306 700
651 125 Cordele 140 555
758 8 08p Americas 12 Bft 450
855 8 sft Richland 11 40 8 fte
7 55 Montgomery 8 (X)
77, 79 _ ’ 80 78
2 15p 10 15a Lv Columbus Ar 5 lop 10 25a
1 20 Albany 2 15
171 175 172 170
3 Iftp 7 <X>n Lv Abbeville Ar 1180a 7 OOp
j 445 9(1(1 Ocilla 9 Ift 4 sft
[Connections: —At Savannah, so. 71 connects with all trains for
North and South. Train .vo. 72 emmets with all trains for all
points North and East. At \ idulia train 71 connects for all points
on M. D. & S,, Macon and all points North. At Cordele connections
made for all points on G. S. &F. North nnd South and A. & N. Ry
At Montgomery with L. <t N. and M. & O. Rys. for points South.
For further information call on any agent 8 A L Ry. or
C. B. Ryan, G. P. A. C. F. Stewart, Asst. G. P. A.
Portsmouth, Ya. Savannah Ga.
E. A. Strunk, Agent, Vidalia, Ga.