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Soon ITIaled.
Berth Georgia Ci« ran.
In Honston, G.t., not long «g‘>.
company of young folks met to enjoy
a game of whist. There was occasion
for one of the young women to re
mark tkrt she would never marry a
man so like Oscar Wilde that he
should fall to the esthetic depth of
wearing his hair a la horse-tail. Her
interlocutor bantered the fair Geor
gian to marry him, and os much to
his surprise as to that of the compa
ny, she accepted the offer. The par
ty of the first part was rather elated
than crestfallen, however, because the
party of the second part happened to
be as wise as she was witty and as
rich in parse as she was rare in per
sonal attractions. Cards were aban
doned, a courier was seut with qnick
heels for a marriage license, a jadgo
was summoned as witness, a clergy
man was hauled from his study, and
with a quickness that almost took
away the bride’s breath, she found
herself a wife. As the betrothal took
place at ten and the marriage at
eleven, one hour only was consumed.
In this romantic way Miss May-
belle Clark, daughter of Judge Clark,
of Americas, was wodded to Henry
L. Sandlin, a worthy and well-to-do
merchant of Houston county.
Damon and Ffthlu Outdone.
New York Hou .
Who can say that tho story of Da
mon and Pythias is a myth, after
reading what occurred in tho women’s
deportment of tho Tombs last week ?
Upon the death of Matron Foster, af-
tbirty-six years of service, it became
tho duty of tho Police Justices to con
sider which of hor two assistants
should fill tho vacant position. They
decided upon Miss French, but that
lady declined, uud insisted that her
rssociate, Miss Adamson, should bo
the now Matron. Thereupon an un
precedented sccno occurred. Tho
two women, with toars and supplica
tions, apponlcd to tho Magistrates to
givo tho better position to her friend,
and not to licrsolf. Tho mattor was
finally compromised by Miss Adam
son accepting Uio post of Matron,
with tho understanding that Miss
French should receive an equal sala
ry. Tho bordoued Police Magistrates
were soon to wipo their oyos during
tho goueroas contest between tho wo
men, and probnbly nothing exactly
like it has ever occurred in tho histO'
ly of American official patronage.
Iowa Clrla are Taucli t.
- 3[ W 8°* jt * ,ern World.
~At the Iowa Agricultural College
Shipwrecks Last Year.
Two thousand and thirty-nino aot-
jinl shipwrecks occurred throughont
the world last yoar, and tho estimated
vnluo of proporty lost was ono billion
four hundred million. As compared
with the previous year, there was an
incroaso of abont three hundred and
fifty-nine in the numbor of wrecks
and an increase of abont five hundred
million in the valuo of property lost.
One hundred vessols sank through
collision, and fopr thousand one hun
dred and thirty-four persons perished.
This included officers, crews and pas
sengers in all parts of tho world, and
is considerable in excess of the num
ber roportod daring the previous
J’ ear ‘ —
The Work of an BdUor.
Ncwadealera’ Bulletin.
The duties of the genuine, dyed-in-
the-wool, simon-pure editor, are mul
tifarious and multitndinons. His
work is uot only to “do a little writ
ing,” os is sometimes snpposed, bat
to cull, to glean, to select, to discrim
inate, to decide, to foresee, to observe,
to grasp, to explain, to elucidate, to
inflate, to boil down, “to be, to do
and to suffer,” and several hundred
other verbs, with a large number of
districts yet to hear from.
I( ’oajua oqj jo dntuado oqj £q pesnsa
si juamjisdap unions oqj ui luntiam
u norpu mnajs ojui joju.u ;o Satjsiiiq
aoppns v posnej oau jnq ‘jopi.w
,\\0[ tuojj Jnooo joa op saoisrqdxe
notpujsnoraop aje[duiua u„ oj junoniv
.faqi fiuiADH .<q pazusuimtis suq joajdb
-qo aqi)uai3H n qainw ajitisai paonp
-oid aABq saapoq jo uoiso|dxa oqj no
Sjn<i<qji t j j„ou npnai sjnomijsdxjj
every girl in the junior class has
learned to make good bread, weigh
ing and measuring their ingredients,
mixing, kneading and baking, and
regulating their fire. Each has also
been taught to make yeast and to
bake biscuits, paddings, cakes and
pies of various kinds; bow to cook
and roast, broil a steak and make a
cup of coffee; how to stuff a turkey,
make oyster soup, prepare materials
for other soups, steam and mash po
tatoes so that they will melt in the
month; and, in short, to prepure a
first-class meal, combining both sub
stantial and fancy dishes, in good
style. Theory and mannal skill have
gone hand in band.
Vast stores of learning have been
accumulated in the arts of canning,
preserving and pickling frnits, and
they have taken practical lessons in
the details of household management,
each as honsefnrniBhing, care of beds
and bedding, washing and ironing,
caro of the sick, eta The girls, wo
are informed, are also thoroughly
gronnded in science, mathematics and
English literature. If there is any
thing that challenges the unlimited
respect and devotion of the miisculine
mind it is tho ability in woman to
manago well her own household.
Ho nad a Hallucination.
They were sitting beside the grate,
whon all at onco she looked up and
said:
“Richard, do you believe people ev
er labor under hallucination ?”
“Of corrse they do,” he replied.
“I was just reading of a husband
who wont to bed supposing ho had
$20 in his wal’et, but on waking in
tho morning there wns but $18. He
at onco charged his wife with robbing
him, and a separation ensued.
Wasn’t it awful ?”
“Yes, rather.”
“If you should suspect mo of get
ting up in tho night and going into
your wallot, that would lu< awful, too,
wouldn’t it?”
“Not nny too awful, for I haven’t
had a cent in it since I cun remem
ber,” ho said as ho turned to his [va
por.
That wiib all she wanted to know.
She got up in the night and went
through tho hind pocket of his pants,
and next morning he had a hallucina
tion that he was $4 short.
GLOVER&DUM
(SUCCESSORS TO W. T. GLOVER)
Haa removed from the .tore next door to the Foot
Office, and opened afresh in
Dixon’s New Building,
Where the pnblic cad be supplied, st wholesale or
retail, with everything in the line of
STATIONERY,
Books, Pictures, Etc.
NEWSPAPERS, PERIODICALS & MAGAZINES
IB**, Received daily And for sAle At low prices.
PICTURE FRAMING DONE
ON SHORT NOTICE.
MALLORY’S
NEW MR & BRUNSWICK
Steamship Line.
STEAV
■UPS
Col. Baehelder, who is preparing an
offioial history of tho battle of Gettys
burg, with a view of getting the full
est and most accurate information,
has called two meetings of the partic
ipants in the battle, to be held on tho
battle ground itsolf. Tho first will
tako placo Juno 7, and will includo
soldiers of tho Confederate and Union
armies who took part in tho fighting
at or near Peach Orchard, Wheat-
field, Devil’s Den, or Round Top.—
The second will bo held June 14, and
will include those who were engaged
in the first day’s battle. All veterans
of the Union and Confederate armies,
of any rank, who fought on these oc
casions, are invited to be present.
<■«■»
Gaiteaa has raised his rates for au
tographs and photographs. He stuck
op a card at the door of bis cell, a few
days sinee, with this inscription:—
“Hereafter my autographs will be
sold for $2 50 per dozen, or twenty-
cento each. No extra charge will be
made for adding religions sentiments
to them, such as “ In God wo trust,”
or something like that. My large-
sized photographs, with an autograph
on them, will be furnished for $1 each,
or $9 per dozen.”
“ Well, how is the spring trade ?”
said a gentleman to a friend the other
day. “Dry goods never brisker,” was
the reply. " My wife shope all day—
every chair in the bouse is covered
with bundles, anil I think of sending
my pocketbook out of town for a
change of air, it’s so thin.
JokiDg about hm nose a young lady
said she hud nothing to do with shap
ing it—’twas a birthday present
CITY 'OF OhiJ ANTONIO,
Leave* TsYw York every Friday at 3 P. M.. arrh -
i 11K in Brunswick every Tuesday. C'.oi .‘connection
with nil points on B. k A. and M. k B. Railroad*.
Through bills lading signed to al 1 points on above
For passenger and stato rooms apply
It, W. SOCJTHW1CK, ArC,
June!-ly Brunswick, Ua.
JosILaWfht
Green Grocer,
I *i
J. MIC HELSOU & BROTHER’S!
# ^ e ’
SECURE BARGAINS!
WeMean Just What WeSay!
The remainder of our Goods saved from the fire will be sold
BELOWN.Y.COST!
Dress Goods, worth 25c, are offered at 15c.
Red Table Cloth, worth 90c, at 65c.
Ladies’ Shoes, worth $3 00, are offered at $12 00.
Ladies’ Shoes, worth $2 00, are offered ift $1 50.
Children’s Shoes at t TWO-THIRDS THEIR VALUE.
Cashmeres, Alpacas, Satins, Silks, Flannels, Buntings, &c., at very re
duced prices!
MEN S, BOYS’ AND CHILDREN’S
Suits worth $15 00 are offered at $i0 00.
Suits worth $10 00 are offered at $6 00, etc.
Gents’ hand-sowed Shoes, worth $7, aro offered for $5.
Gent’ machine-sewed Shoes, worth $5, are offered for $3 50.
AND DEALER IN
CountrylProdnce
GROCERIES,
CANNED GOODS,
TOBACCO,
CIGARS,
STANDARD AND
FANCY CRACKERS,
CANDIES,.NUTS,
FRUITS, Etc.,
A11 of which are offered for cash at reasonable
price*.
I MEAN BUSINESS!
Store corner Newcaatle ud Monk Street,,
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA.
D. D. ATKINSON,
DENTIST,
BRUNSWICK, - - GEORGIA.
Office up tteln In CrovatFa new building. jjrTM
Dr. R. B. HILL
Offer* hi* professional services to the citizen* of
' nnawick. Can be found, during the day, at hi*
- rice, next door to Hobart*' Drug Store, near the
«t Office, and during the night at hia residence
George Street, Dixville. near old M. k B. B. B.
dec 17*1/
ASBESTOS
ROOFING-.
INQUIRE AT OFFICE OF
Le Baron Drary,
BRUNSWICK, GA. I
Ladies’ and Children’s Eose at Half Price
We nim to disposo of our wholo stock at any price, to save expense of mov
ing same to our new establishment. Wo wish to have only
now goods in our
New Place of Business.
robii-; norra
Schofield’s Iron Works, Macon, Ga,
MANUFACTURE
PORTABLE AND STATIONARY ENGINES AND BOIL
ERS, SAW MILLS, GRIST MILLS, and a 1C kinds of
Machinery and Castings to order.
**-m*ecial attention given to repair work, we iuvi: now opened a
WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE,
And can supply our cnatomera with anything In UBDWARE, IRON, CUTLERY. STEEL
- lUmTCIH. inFLRnElm. Write for Price.’
NAILS, PLOWS AND AGI
iMjMm
J. S. SCHOFIELD & SONS.
East Tennessee, Virginia & Georgia Railroad
MACON A BRUNSWICK DIVISION.
‘nung effect Snnday. February 88, 1882, Pai
gar Train, on tbla road wtu run aa follow.-
NO. 1.
Leave Maccn ? :50 PM
Arrive at Jeanp 2:40 AM
Leave Jc.up 1:00a H
Arrive at Brnnawick 1:80 AM
Leave Brunewlck 8:45 P M
Arrive at Jeanp 11:00 p u
Leave Xenp 11:45PM
Arrive at Macon .V.A M
Leave Macon , m a v
Arrive at Jeanp ’’ l:10PM
Leave Jeanp 1:45 p v
Arrive at Brnnawick 8-60 P M
v „ NO. 4.
Leave Brnnawick ..10:30 A iff
Arrive at Jeanp ... .....11 IS P M
Leave Jeanp l’ffOPM
Arrive at Macon. 7:50 PM
Connecting at Macon for all PRINCIPAL POUTS
In the NORTH AND NORTHWEST.
tot »n Florida
POINTS AND SAVANNAH.
J. M. EDWARDS,
Superlnthut.
1.1. GRIFFIN,
Aaa't O. P. A.
c. P. GOODYEAR,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Ove.-Mlchelaou’e Provi.lon Store, Olouceater Street,
BRUNSWICK, GA.
PARKER’8
MLS AM. rnr.au B.IJnm. J
SB All Farmery Mothers
Brnmat men, Meehan,
ica, &c„ who are tired
out by work or worry,
and all who are r-.Uera-
rLsS-SksSs
Bowel, Kidney or Liver
Complaints, you am be
PARKER'S GINGER TONIC
Bfost Medicine Yon Can Poe for
Restoring; Health & strenetli.
Far tupenor to bitten and other Toaio, u it build.
“■P?* VC” 1 *^ f*"*. tnroricatre. joc. and |f
(bo. None genuine without tigealure of Hiacoe
kCa.n.Y. Large laving le buying dollre size.
Floreston .* *•*,
.Cologne. gLlrnSr
PerfuuM. Ml by
1BSTR1CT OF TITLE BOOKS.
The nnderrigned prepared, in 18701, an •betrxtt
or *11 title* from the Record* of Glynn county, dat
ing from 170 *, and subsequently brought **ld book
up to 1874, making it « complete abstract to book T,
the present record book ol the county, with the ei *
ccption of two books, Hand 8. which ab*tr*ctn.
since the recent destruction of the record*, are the
onl2 r tl »t* in relation to the title* of Olynn county
for the time named, with the exception of book N,
which wa* paved with book T. He has opened an
office, and win keep it open for examination of title*
for cash compensation, u per achadnle of fee* in of
fice, the examination to bo only of the title, and anv
legal opinion thereon to be paid for separately.
C. P. GOODYEAR
JffMy.