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THE GAINESVILLE
NEWS, WEDNESDa? OCTOBER 15, 1002
And now someone suggests that
it was the vengeance of the Lord
who wrecked that Birmingham,
Ala., church, because the people
were worshiping Booker Washing
ton instead of Jesus Christ. , How
ever, we don’t believe the Lord is
jealous of Booker.—-Macon News.
ON A WHEEL
handy and efficien1^octortoha‘^w^by 0 ^‘ T 1 P I y
«ii accident happens is a bottle of Mexican Mustang LinimentT 11
INDUSTRIAL
“ An attack of la grippe left me
with a bad cough. 'My. friends said
I had consumption. * I then tried
Ayer’s Cherrv Pectoral and It
Cured ifie promptly. ”
A. K. Randles, Nokomis, Ill.
WhiteMan Turned Yelow.
Gre. t consternation was felt by the
friends of M. A. ELogarty of Lexington,
Ky., when they saw he was turning
yellow. His skin slowly changed color 1
also his eyes, and he suffered terribly.
His malady was Yellow Jaundice. He
was treated by the best doctors, but
without benefit. Then he was adyised
to try Electric Bitters, the wonderful
Stomach and Liver remedy, and he
writes: “After taking two bottles I
was wholly cured.” A trial proves its
matchless merit for all Stomach, Liver
and Kidney troubles. Only 50c. Sold
by M. C. Brown, druggist.
You forgot to buy a bot
tle of Ayer’s Cherry Pec
toral when your-cold first
came on, so you let it run
along. Even now, with
all your hard coughing, it
will not disappoint you.
There’s a record of sixty
years to fall back on.
Three sizes: 25c., 50c., $1. All druggists.
Auy man who boasts ot Having
small feat also has a diminutive
brain!
A yellow dog counts that day lost
'When nobody condescends to kick
Hin.
Borne girls go abroad to com
plete their education and some
marry at home.
To ills that flesh is heir to, the
average woman adds, the ills she
aever has.
Laugh and the world laughs
with you-unless you laugh at your
own jokes.
A woman can forgive a inan ? s
self love if he also loves another
and she is the other.—Chicago
News.
One would suppose that the war
veterans of ’61 and *65 would be
thinning out at this remote dis
tance from the war, but the pen
sion rolls show that they increase
every year.
Consult your doctor. If lie says take it,
then do as he says. If he tells you not
to take it. then don’t take it. He knows.
Leave it with him. We are willing.
J. C. AYER CO., Lowell, Mass.
SSEESSEBSSS
Kissing may be unhealthy, says
an exchange, but nothing risked,
nothing gained.
Job Coudn’t Have Stood It
If he*d had Itching Piles. They’re
terribly annoying; but Bucklen’s Ar
nica Salve will cure the worst case of
piles on earth. It has cured thousands.
For Injuries, Pams or Bodily Eruptions
it’s the best salve in the world. Price
25e a box. Cure guaran teed. gold by M.
C. Brown.
body. If they do it is your fault, for
MEXICAN
MUSTANG LINIMENT
will thoroughly, quicHy and perma
nently cure these afflictions. There
is no guess work about it; if this lin
iment is used a cure will follow.
Reports say “the president hob
bled out to his carriage yesterday.’
How have the mighty fallen 1—
Macon News.
Now that a process for manu
facturing silk without the aid of
worms has been discovered, let the
horticnlturalists devote themselves
to the cultivation of worm less
peaches and apples. — Augusta
Herald.
Some enterprising young man
might make a fortune by intro
ducing wheelbarrows in New
Orleans.—-Exchange. '
Reflections of a Bachelor.
Love is a flower that easily
fades.
The flavor of widows is that of
sweet pickle?.
The strongest passion of every
mother is jealousy of every other
mother’s children.
It is the feline strain of femini
ty which makes it claw what it
loves and caress what it hates.
When women get together to
plan what action they should take
at a coming church conference
they begin by asking each other
what they are going to wear that
day, and if it wouldn’t be a nice
idea to have a long hour recess so
they can all go somewhere for
lunch.—New York Press.
YHS3 flftAS*T NflUlf how quickly a burn or scald can be cured
» wU K/UlV 1 iXivUVw until you have treated it with Mexican
Mustang Liniment. As a fleda aealer stands at the very top.
Natural Anxiety.
Mothers regard approaching winter
with uneasiness, children take cold so
easily. No disease costs more little
lives than croup. It’s attack is so sud
den that the sufferer is often beyond
human aid before the doctor arrives.
Such eases yield readily to One Minute
Cough Cure. Liquifies the mucus, al
lays infLamatiOn, removes danger. Ab
solutely safe. Acts immediately.
Cures coughs, cold, grip, bronchitis,
all throat and lung trouble. F7 S.
McMahon, Hampton, Ga. “A bad
cold rendered^ me voiceless just before
an oratorical contest. I intended to
withdraw but took One Minute Cough
Cure. It restored my voice in time to
win the medal.’—Sold by Robertson &
Law. '
GOLDEN ACE
PURE OLD
LINCOLN CO.
LookOut For Fever-
Biliousness and liver disorders at
this season may be prevented f>y clean
ing the system with DeWitt’s Little
Early Risers. These famohs little pills
do not gripe. They move the bowels
gently, but copiously, and bv reason of
the tonic properties, give tone and
strength to the glands. — Sold by
Robertson & Law.
Digests what you.eat.
This preparation contains all of the
digestants and digests all kinds of
food. It gives i nstant relief ancLnever
fails to cure. It allows you to eat all
the food you want. The most sensitive
stomachs can take it. By its use many
thousands of dyspeptics have been
cured after everything else failed. It
prevents formation of gas on the stom
ach, relieving all distress after eating.
Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take.
It can't help
but do you good
Prepared only by E. O. DeWitt & Co., Chicago^
The SI. bottle contains 224 times the 50c. sizet
W3E, THE BISTILLm
xoarantee these goods
HF’ -llrelfef" sf P ure and 7 years old.
IBP SjaBal; I better at any price. 7 ;f
will ship in plain tow
[fljlieJiUXalfjl any address, exprapA
paid at the
WsLtiller’s prices:
JSIIllllll 5 FuU Botlies f S3.45
XXffi/TfQSBk *° Ful5 Bottles, 6.55j
lljjafegajfejg 12 Full Betties, 7.90
15 Full Bottles, 9.701
Your money backifnotxj
gPBHBHSs represented. A sampfe ii
|! 1§l|gl IS pint by erepress prepaid!
for 50c in stamps.
AMERICAN SUPPLY CO., Di3tilHrs,
168 gab St.. • - Memphis If 11
A black eye often results from
attempting to paint the town red.
Wanted—Manly Men.
The crying Deed of our times
is for men—broad-minded, higb-
sonled men; men of staunch char
acters, who have an interest in the
real development of the race and
an eye single to its glorification.
Mea whose pulse-beats are in har-
moiiy with the great heart-throbs
of humanity. If we know our
selves we are not pessimists; but
point us out if you will many men
of tho above kind. Tney are scarce,
yea* very scarce. And yet how we
aeed them!—these leaders who
can blaze out the way for progress
•—real progress.—Hartwell Sun.
In Russia, among the Czar’s
subjects, the father of every girl
baby is given an application of
the knout across his bare back.
But the Czar is thinking of get
ting a divorce instead of trying
this remedy.—Macon News.
The public does hot always
dance to the tune of the political
organ.
uaHfcS Vf’KtHt ALL Elbe FAitS.
Best Cougb Syrup. Tastes Gotul.
in time, gold by dreiggirt?.
If the shivering public could
burn coal jokes there would be no
scarcity of fuel.
frfr*i«EPiai
Tested Fruit and Ornamental Trees
for the .South.
We offer the leading varieties of Ap
ples, Peaches, Pears, Japan Plums, and
small Fruits for both Home and Market
Orchards.
Pecans, Evergreens and Shrubbery.
Every plaht guaranteed true to
name. No Substitution.
Write for prices on what you want
and secure your trees early. Corres
pondence relative to fruit growing
cheerfully answered.
SOUTHERN STATES NURSERY
Ingleside. Ga.
i A Subject Of The Queen.
I am nearly 2,000 miles from your
laboratory, hut that does not prevent
my appreciating Cheney’s Expectorant,
which is the best cough syrup in Amer
ica. Please 6end me one dozen bottles
by express. Henry Lamont.
Toronto, Can.
The Worst Form- »
Multitudes are singing; the praises
of Kodol, the new discovery which is
making so many sick people well and
weak people strong by digesting what
they eat, oy cleansing and sweetening
the stomach and by transforming
their food into the kind of pure, rich,
red blood that makes you feel good all
over. Mrs; Cranfill, of Troy, I. T.,
writes: For a number of years I was
troubled with indigestion and dyspep
sia which grew into the worst form.
Finally I\was induced to use Kodol and
after using four bottles I am entirely
cured. I heartily recommend Kodol to
all sufferers from indigestion and dys
pepsia. Take a dose after meals. It
digests what you eat.—Sold by Rob
ertson & Law.
Trains from Atlanta, for
Toccoa, Greenville, Spartak
Charlotte, Washington and En
pass Gainesville: No. 36, I“ s
Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m; ^
(daily) 10:37 a. m; No.38.toJ
ted (daily) 2:25 p. ro;
Express, (daily) 2:45 p* m »|
iS, Beal© (except Sunday)
A Chicago man is sneing his
wife for divorce because she com
pelled him to wear her castoff
shoes.
A Rockdale county negro ap
plied the other day to the ordinary
for a license to marry the seventh
time. stated that his prospect
ive bride had also had six hus
bands, and it was going to be nip
•and tuck this time. — Augusta
Chronicle.
How’s This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Gall's Catarrh Cure,
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned.have known F.
J. Cheney for the past 15 years, and be
lieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
Wes'” & Tbuax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, O.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the -system. Testi
monials sent free. Price 75c. per bot
tle. Sold by all Druggists.
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
ABOVE M
SEA. 1
Trains fro Washington, hu
lofcte, etc. for Atlanta, » J
Gainesville: No. 35, Faet r $
(daily) 4:29 a. m; No. 17. <
(except Sunday) 7:20 a. 113 *
39, Express (daily) 2:45 P-
No. 37, Limited, (daily) ff
m; (daily) 8:28 p.m.
Through trains for Wash^
New York, etc. Connection*
Lula for Athens, at Toccos
Elberton, at Greenville f° r
umbia, etc., at Spartanbn r £
Asheville, Columbia. Char- e
etc., and at Atlanta for all
Nfcroh, West and South.
There will be but one negro
member of the next legislature.
His name is Rogers and he hails
from McIntosh county, where be
defeated Hon . Joseph Mansfield,
the Democratic nominee.
Agricultural
College
-jgS Main Building.
Badly Expressed.
The builder of a church on return
ing thanks for the toast of his health
which had been proposed remarked:
“1 fancy I am more fitted for the
scaffold than for public speaking.”
If Mr. Carnegie is tired of do
nating. libraries, lie might send
each town several tons of coal;—
that would make way with his
moueyxjust as fast,—Macon News.
Business.
When a man opens up a business, the
wpers say he has a large circle of
riends, and after the accounts begin
i accumulate in bis ledger he begins
o believe it.—Atchisou Globe.
DAHLONEGA, GA.
A college education in the reach, of all. A.B.,
3.S., Normal and Business Man’s cotrses,
Ciood laboratories; healthful, invigorating cli
mate; military discipline; good moral and
.•eligious influences. Cheapest board iu the
State; abundance of country produce; expenses
from $75 to $150 a year; board in dormitories
or private families. Special license course for
teachers; full faculty of nine; all under the
control of the University. A college prepar
atory class. Co-ed.ication of sexes. The insti
tution founded specially for students of limited
means.’ Send f "»r catalogue to the President.
*os. S. Stbwaxt, A.M. ;
Muscles aching, bones breaking, strength
failing. That’s Malaria! The remedy?
Ayer’s Malaria and Ague Cure.
His Homecoming.
Von Blumer—I wonder how I came
■ > make so much noise last night?
Mrs. von Blumer—Oh, that was only
'cause you tried so hard not to.—De-
Voit Free Press;