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Up-to-Date Jokes
An angler once missed his gold ciga
rette case, and, being very much upset
about it, but not being quite certain
whether it hari been lost or stolen, re
solved not to mention the matter to a
soul—not even to his wife. Two years
had passed by when, on his happening
to meet with a piscatorial acquaintance
by the riverside, the man astonished
him by remarking:
"I say, did you ever find that ciga
rette case you lost some time ago?”
“No," replied the angler to the more
■Monished inquirer, “but you did!”
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Try Ulaca on Ice Cream.
OPTICAL WORK OF THE
HIGHEST CLASS
Is what Dr. Hines, the Opto
metrist. gives in every case. He
examines the eyes and tits glasses
in such away that they relieve
the trouble, remove all strain
from the nerves and muscles, give
perfect sight and make life worth
living
He does all this without para
lyzing the eyes with poisonous
drops and drugs. Have your
eyes examined by scientific meth
ods and get pleasure, comfort and
relief out of your glasses at once.
Examination Free.
The “Dixie" finger top eye
glasses, the invention of Dr.
Hines, will stay on any nose,
can not slip or fall off.
HINES OPTICAL COMPANY
91 Peachtree St.
Between Montgomery and Alcazar theaters
fe- ' . .
JELLICO LUMP
$4.50
PIEDMONT GOAL CO.
Both Phones M. 3648
"I have a fishing boat and a chauf
feur that are both in the same class.”
“How do you mean ?”
“I am always bailing them out.”
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( From ATLANTA
( Union Pacific
\ STANDARD ROAD OF THE WEST 1
PACRNOMST
f $42.48 from Atlanta to Utah, Idaho and Montana f
I j <l7l ,i t u , c . Ontario, Oregon, April 24. 1912.
I raised $123 worth of alfalfa seed per acre on acres, and another 40 acres averaged S7O
P*r «cre. I raised 400 ton. of alfalfa hay. which netted me S4O per ton. 1 have 200 peach tree., whtch
netted me $1,300 last year. This is one ot the best dairy countries I have ever seen.
Yours respectfully, C. R. EMISON.
We have hundreds of such letters on file from all sections of Oregon, Washington, Idaho Utah
and Montana, which are open to your inspection. You can be just as successful. Make up your
mind to go out and convince yourself while this cheap rate is in effect.
Special Trains carrying tourist sleepers will leave Omaha Sept. 26, 27, 28, and Oct 8 9 10 11
Sk™ UtOmati< i EleCt ™ Elock Safety Signal,, heavy double track., excellent roadbed ballasted with du.’tle.,
□herman gravel, powerful engine*, splendid equipment.
Insist on the best —it costs no more. •
Tickets On Sale September ° P ' “ ART “ T J’ ‘"'r'
25th to October 10th, Inclusive ... P “’ f “ * C °'
I 121 Peachtree St., Atlanta, Ga.
THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN AND NEWS. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1912.
“1 believe honesty pays in the long
run."
“So do I; but I often wish it were not
such a mighty long run.”
Patience—“ They say her husband has
a passion for music."
Patrice—" That’s right. Every time
she plays or sings he flies into one."
Hail Caine’s New Serial
“The Woman Thou Gavest Me”
is a strangely human story of a woman’s life.
\ ou will be carried to the intensest pity—-the
deepest love and the extreme of hatred as
you follow each character.
The men and women will indelibly impress
y ou and hoi d y’our keen i nterest to the very end.
More Standard Oil Letters
The Truth About Roosevelt-Archbold
William Randolph Hearst in the October
issue answers Senator Penrose and those false
to their trust.
It is an unrelenting revelation in the interest
of truth and justice, and in the hope of better
government.
The article reveals the Standard Oil cipher
code and shows their investments in U S
Senators.
The surprising attitude of the then President
is disclosed.
Phis article should be read by 7 every patriotic
citizen.
Hearst’s Magazine
15 Cents a Copy $1.50 a Year