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ITEARST’R ST'NDAY AMERK’AN, ATLANTA, 0A„ SUNDAY, DRr'EMP.ER 7, 1913,
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The Rebellious Husband.
RUY dear, I sea you ar* haring
soma clothes mads for
your poodle."
•*Tas; It Is tha latest tod.”
"Well, I serve notice right hers
that I don't button any dogs down
the back.”
W**D ev«N
C*ND HB*.
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Faith Misplaced.
R8. EVANS was making a call
Mrs. Francis. and they
were enjoying a obat about some
of their neighbors.
"Mrs. Greene," said the hostess,
“Is a woman who suffers much for
her belief."
"Indeed," replied the oaner won-
daringly, “and what Is her bellefT*'
“Why, continued the hostesa,
“she believes she oan wear a No.
8 shoe on a No, ( foot.”
An Accomplishment
(ipHOLLY seems popular In so-
L-« aiety."
“Yes, he oan yawn with his
month shuL"
In Safe Company.
THH young man with the Broad
way hunting outfit and the
rook-a bye-baby cap was hunting in
company with the farm-owner.
■‘That’s the twenty-fifth rabbit
I ve shot at," said the young man,
as he let off the left-hand barral.
"CMv, do," said the farmer. “It*s
all the same rabbit He'a keeping
near yon for safety."
Placing It.
IC/vAN I have my arrow, please?
It has gone over Into your
garden.”
“Certainly, my little man. Do you
know where it is V
“Well, I—I—think It's sticking ts
your cat”
Good Reason,
I/TYTHY dhd yon move away Horn
▼V Chicago r
'“The doctor advised my husband
to move to some town with asih
one team to worry about."
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Operation for uptUT# would hardly Tb« book tells how our guaranteed rupture oI<*bt
ever be heard of if it weren't for the *“ »««urthening and bwirticiai th« phy»idu» in
, , . P arts of America now recommend It lastdl ji
mischief dons by elastic and spring , dTblnj Hovf u hM ^
trusses.
Mighty few people ever have to h«
operated on when first ruptured.
thousands of people whose cases seemed almost hope
less. How It doee away with the curse of belts,
leg-straps, and springs. How It Is water-proof and
, , . ... . will hold In the bath. How It Is perspiration-proof
But wearing makeshift trusses year „ d t(ullJ kep , clMn How ^ c „ trj lt Jlltj
after year is soorwr or later almost day* without having to risk a penny, and how in
sure to make work for the surgeon. tie it costa tf you keep it
You know that from your own experience--you
know you're worse now than a year ago—probably
getting worse all tbe time.
If you keep on that way. how long wfll lt be
before you'll have to undergo a dangerous and
expensive operation t
;
Some New Jokes They’re Telling Along V/hitehall
This Free Book Is Full of Facts
Never Before Put in Print
There are so many mistaken Ideas about rupture
and what to do for It that we have taken the tine
t to sum up In this book all we have learned during
Aren't you willing to let us prove—by a sixty- _ ,
day demonstration—how you can save yourself from rortjr 7* ar * 07 ■aponeneo.
all that! You'll find It full of facts never before psrt tn
Especially whan you oan make _thle glrty dav print.
It shows just why elastic and spring trmaea are
the ruptured man's worst enemies—why they are
almost sure to shorten your life or make operation
necessary--why the law should put a atop te their
sale.
It exposes the humbug “appliances," “methods.“
“pi asters, “ etc.
It explains why operation Is nearly alwaye s
needles* gamble with death—and why, even 1/ you
test without having to risk a penny?
Won't Cost You a Cent
If It Doesn’t Stand the Test.
True.
’J’HE MAJOR—Ah, good morning,
Count! What'll the matter? 1
never saw .eou looking ao old aa
you do thi* morning.
The Count — That'* natural,
Major. I never wan ao old as 1 am
this morning.
Not Introduced.
Of Course.
'W HAT li your son doing
now?”
“Playing the piano in a moving
picture show."
“I shouldn't think you would
want him doing that"
“I don't; but when a chap ha* a
musical education he'* got to do
something with K, hasn't he?"
mother.
™ said I
Oood Advice.
IKH-IN-LAW —• Th* doctor
*u all ran down and
needed ecirchnlne a* a tonic. Now.
I dofrit want to take too much.
How bis a doee do you recom
mend?
BeotMae (bopofnllyl — I
wouldn't take more than a gallon
to begin with.
Other Times. Other Man
ia
ners.
MIbs Progressive
bad
ITTLE
paid an afternoon oail upon her
new neighbor across the street
who had not been rery genorou* In
sharing her toy a from all account*.
“Well," said her mother tn roa-
ponse to bar remarks. 'If anybody
bad treated in* like that when I
was a little girl I should have gone
home.”
“Umph." returned the small wom
an with a shrug of her shoulders,
"things have changed since you
were a little girl. Mother!. 1
slapped her face and stayed."
"Gladys, tell that young man to
take his arm away from round your
waist.”
“Better tell him yourself, ms; he's
a perfect stranger to m*.”
They Were Accommodat
inS-
Uic was undeniably from far be-
“ yond the suburbs, and. as he
was walking along a city street, he
•topped In trout of the fire-engine
hone* sod looked Id.
"Have many five* tn town?*' he
asked. •
“Yes. w* bee* them preWy
often.” replied the fireman
“Bver try to see bow gulck yew
can hitch up?"
"Oh. yea."
At that moment an alarm came
in. At the first stroke of the gong
the men rushed to their poets, the
doors of the (Walls opened, and
within a few seconds men, horses
and cart were speeding down the
street
The young man watched the pro
ceedings with admiration “Well!”
he exclaimed when speech re
turned; there ain’t many towns
where they'd go to all that trouble
to show a stranger what they can
do."
last time 1 calls at your house
dare's a sign on lt 'For Rent.'
Has you-nll moved?"
“Yes, Mrs. Brown, we's moved.
My old man got tired livin' In all
de noise an' bustle of de city, an'
so we goes sway out In the sub-
ubs.“
"What direction does you go?"
"We goes northwest."
An Jest where Is y*u locatedV
“We Is located In a new neigh
borhood. Mrs Brown. Its kinder
hard to describe it exactly; but If
I had a map of de city here I could
show you We lives Jest about halt
an Inch outside de city limits.”
Due Recognition.
A h' amusing scene wan witnessed
In s Cincinnati machine simp
recently on the occasion of the re
tirement. after a service of thirty
years, of a valued and faithful em
ploye. In consideration of his long
and faithful service the company
had arranged to give hfm a mone
tary recognition, and It fell to the
lot of the superintendent, a Oep
man, to make the presentation
speech This le how he did tit
"Gustave, you haf worked tor dls
company over thirty yware, yeef"
A bow from the expectant recip
ient of the puree.
“Und now you ere going to qntt,
yes ?"
Another and tower how.
“Veil, Gustave, der company le so
glad of It dot 1 had been asked to
hand you deee hundred dollars."
fronted a quiet, gentlemanly per
son. who returned the mayor hie
own purse, handkerchief and keys,
saylngr:
"l beg your pardon, I didn't
know you were one of us."
Marriage!
15%
Nothing Missing.
I♦ TV7"HAT Is this, dear?" asked
” the young husband at
breakfast. —
“Minced veal, dear,” replied th*
bride wife.
1 think It needs something."
“Wall, I don't know what It can
be. I put everything In it I eoaM
find.”
Jr—
EffectK Too.
/fTVHKRB ought to be a law
l against aviation." said tb<
humane citizen.
"There Is one," replied the oold
blooded man. “The law of grav
itation Is oontlnually Interfering
with It."
Evidence.
fCnrHERE have you been, my
'■ ” dear?"
“Walking In tha park, mother."
“And with whom?"
“Ko one"
“No oner
“No one." «
“In that case," continued the
mother relentlessly, “you will
please be so kind as to explain why
you have returned with a walking-
stick Instead of an umbrella.”
Here Is nomethln* -a guaranteed rapture holder—
which haa saved thouaanda of people from ever hav
ing to be operated on.
It haa so thoroughly proved It* merits that we
are willing to send It on 60 day* trial.
We'll make It especially for your case make it manago to live through lt, you may'have to keep
to me&auro - and practically lend lt to you Just for a on wearing a truss
eat. It shows why sixty dayR’ trial 1* the only way
If a* f-™, In the world you can make absolutely sure of any-
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It shows how our guaranteed rupture holder—the
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I Ami how In addition it provides the only way ever
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Not Denying It
L ONO-SUFFKRINO WIFE)—4 d*
not know how I ever came ti
m«urrr yon, anyhow? You've al
wave had a hard face on yon!
Equally Long-Suffering Husband
—That's true enough. You've kept
my noM to the grindstone for fif
teen years and It* still s fairly
"Tf fem not baok ro*utlng-»tms,
don't welt up, pet/'
"No, I won't. I’ll fly round on*
fotob vou."
sl-
Cereally Related.
jz'T’HAT husband of mine
■1 ways gets things twisted."
“Indeed?”
"Yes; I sent him tor sods crack
ers and he cam* back with pret
zels."
Figures and Lies.
A N old darby was oonvlnoed that
“ a bill rendered him by his
butcher was not correct He oom-
plalned to the butcher, who eaM.
"Sam, figures don't lie."
“Ah knows dat," said Sam; "hut
liars do flggsn"
One Reason.
QCHOOLMI STRESS — Master
Isaac, what wrong did the
brother* at Joseph commit whoa
they soM thetr brother?
leaao—They sold him too cheap
Easy.
*4T NEVER pay Old debts.”
A "How about ronr now ones?"
‘"Oh, I let them get old."
Feminine Gender.
•WRACHBR—Why le the English
of
the
r
her advertisement the lady
principal of a school mentioned
her lady assistant and the "reputa
tion for teaching which she bears,’
but the printer left out th*
“which"; so the lady** advertise
ment went forth commending the
lady** "reputation for teaching ah*
bears."
language spoken
mother tongue?
Pupil—1 think lt ts because
women use It mors than men do
Just Outside.
T»WO darkey women of Baltimore
*■ met on the street the other day
and th* following conversation en
sued :
"Why. Mrs. Botts, I ain't seen
ywu for t don’t know how long De
Looked Bad.
A CERTAIN mayor of s weB-
■‘A known city was walking down
the street a few weeks sines when
he perceived Just ahead of him an
acqirlntanoe whose handkerohtsf
was sticking half out of his pocket.
Seized with a brllHwit Idea, th*
mayor quickened Ms pace sad,
stepping up Just behind his friend,
withdrew the handkerchief alto
gether without the owner being tn
the least aware of what had taken
place.
He wae just shout to address
him and call his attention to what
he had done when he felt a tap
on his arm and, half-turning, coa-
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