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THE ROCKDALE RECORD
PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY
J. M. TOWNS Editor
W. E. ATKINSON - Publisher
Trouble with us Is that our neces
sities are too luxurious and our lux
uries too necessary.
“A saxophone has 107 separate
parts.”—New York Sun. Well, just
*o they are separate.
Someone asked the Office Cynic
this morning what his blrthstone was
and he said, “I’umlce.”
A sunshine spreader advises us that
thinking lengthens life. It does, if
you dodge quick enough.
Statistic: Mighty few of the world’s
great thoughts were tirst written by
u customer trying out a fountain pen.
The office crab hasn’t eaten in a
breakfast nook since the last corn-on
the-coh season, when he splashed the
walls.
The only time a one-armed man Is
at an advantage is when he sits at
one of those crowded boarding house
tables.
A manufacturer calls the saxo
phone’s note "the Tocsin of the Mod
ern Spirit” Then how about an anti
tocsin?
According to the many gorgeous
seed catalogues, arriving once more
In the mail, the illustrator still lias
Ids dreams.
Anew oxygen helmet is one of the
several ways invented to escape from
a submarine, other than enlisting in
the infantry.
AVe understand the Einstein theory
pretty well, as far as we have gone,
except that this Mu Sigma fraternity
must be new.
Not only can you astonish your
friends with the French you learn in
ten Easy Lessons: You can aston
ish n Frenchman.
A "Stay Alive” club has been or
ganized in New York. Nothing will
contribute more to its success than
a good constitution.
Wonders of Childhood, No. 211:
The hired girl who eould take an ap
ple and pare off the entire skin In a
long unbroken piece.
“The suggestion is made that the
Congressional Record he printed on
cornstalk paper.” Fine! What’ll we
do with the extra corn?
Blue, yellow nnd lavender table
cloths ore among the season’s novel
lies in the linen line, but nothing prac
tical like gravy-colored.
Nowadays when you see a woods
lire, just Imagine how many pairs of
silk stockings could have been made
from the devastated timber.
A $1 oyster stew, with a lone speci
men In the center, had been laid be
fore the satirical diner. "Here, wait
er!” he called. "Where’s its pearl?”
We have had it continued by suit
able inquires that the name of the
new revolutionary figure in China is
really Hip llip Hong, instead of Hur
ray.
“Anew paper for wrapping pur
poses is made waterproof in the proc
ess of manufacture.” Something after
the idea of the paper towel, we ex
pect.
“The only difference between graph
ite and a diamond is in the way the
molecules are arranged.” Splendid!
Let’s break a lead pencil and start
arranging.
Speaking of the new Einstein mat
ter, the Office Skeptic is frank to say
he hasn’t been so puzzled since the
last time the “Nation” announced a
prize poem.
Science approaches the miraculous
at times but never quite touched the
early movie hero who could engrave
a 175-word letter in elegant script by
dashing the pen once across the paper.
Book purchasers are not necessa
rily discriminating. Einstein will sell
many thousands of copies of a book
which not more than twenty persons
in tlie entire world are expected to
understand.
“He used to walk off mornings with
all the matches in the kitchen,” said
the silly wife. “So the other day I
bought him a cigarlighter."
The Wild Life editor flatly denies
a rumor that a “cow tree” in Nica
ragua, which gives milk remarkably
like a cow’s, also says Moo.
These bridge games which are
broadcast might be given a further
convincing touch if one leg of the
radio cabinet could be arranged to
collapse occasionally.
A freshman in the punning course
went into a stationer’s the other
morning and asked whether he kept
uny new corn paper in stalk.
Now York’s handsome police com
missioner has been running around so
much on the new job he lias worn
his shoes right down to the spats.
Boy, 11, Sues Uncle;
Verdict a Spanking
Vineland, N. .7.—liright. dili
gent Erwin Greenblatt, eleven,
has ruefully voiced the opinion,
"There ain’t no Justice.”
An uncle promised Erwin s2d
If he prospered In his studies.
The hoy skipped a grade in
school and waited patiently for
tlie reward, but the uncle for
got.
Young Grecnblatt’s injured
feelings got the best of him and
he decided to sue. Going to an
other uncle, a lawyer, ho hired
him as Ids attorney and suit
was immediately started. The
sued uncle then realized this
was litigation and not Joking,
lie complained to Erwin’s fa
ther. Greenblatt, Sr., rendered
a summary verdict ending the
suit —a sound spanking was ad
ministered to the plaintiff.
ESTATE OF KILLER
TO EXPIATE CRIME
Wisconsin Orphans to Receive
Most of $40,000.
Milwaukee. —Society is to be par
tially repaid for a murder committed
more than fifty years ago by Fred
liorchert, who died in seclusion re
cently in his paint shop here at tiie
age of eighty-one. More than $30,000
of ttie $40,000 estate which liorchert
had accumulated since his parole
from AVaupun prison 30 years ago will
be turned into the fund of the Mil*
waukoe county orphans’ board and
used for tlie support of the orphan
asylums of the county.
liorchert, who opened his paint
shop shortly after being paroled from
prison, left no will and no relatives.
A petition was filed in the county
court by Neele 15. Neelon, public ad
ministrator, asking that he be ap
pointed administrator of tlie estate.
The Orphans’ Board fund, which is
unique in the United States, was cre
ated 58 years ago as a means of dis
posing of estates of persons dying
intestate and leaving no relatives.
The fund at present amounts to $120,-
000. This is kept in trust and the
income is spent for the upkeep of or
phan asylums.
Soon after he was imprisoned Bor
chert repeated. lie became a model
prisoner, and in 1809 was freed on
the promise lie would attempt to re
deem himself. He opened his paint
store and industriously pursued his
trade as a painter and paperhanger.
He did his own cooking, made his
own bed on rare occasions and
hoarded his money.
The trust fund which will receive
the liorchert estate is administered
without charge by the 19 Judges of
the county’s Courts of Record. The
existing fund has come from 900 pro
bated estates. Seven orphan asylums
benefit.
Kills Girl, Goes Free;
Kills Cow, Arrested
Tula, U. S. S. It.—Although he re
mained at liberty after murdering a
poor servant girl, a young man named
Nltikin was subsequently arrested for
killing a cow.
Nitikln, it happens, is the son of a
rich peasant and has many friends
among the officials of ids village, Oli
eniki, near here. His case has now
been taken up by the press in Tula
and even in Moscow ns an example of
the corruption of tHo villages.
AVhen the girl, Anna Korovkino, re
fused to marry him, Nitikin killed her.
He was arrested but soon was re
leased pending trial, which was post
poned continually. The dead girl’s
sister was even reprimanded by the
local court for calling Nitikln a mur
derer. since tie had not yet been con
victed.
Then Nitikin kiled a cow belonging
to another rich peasant, with as much
influence as himself, lie was promptly
jailed and the murder case against
him was revived.
Man Bites a Dog, He
Reveals After Arrest
Fort Mills, S. C.—Charles A. Dana
and all news hounds who have taken
Ids words to heart take note: A man
lias bitten a dog.
Chief of Police V. D. Potts of Fort
Mill, hearing a commotion and the
howling of dogs in the lower part of
the city, Investigated. Near the scene
of the noise a man staggered around
the corner. He was promptly arrest
ed for being drunk.
Chief Potts noticed that Ids mouth
was full of hair and questioned him.
The drunk related, in effect, that tlie
howling had annoyed ldm, that lie had
caught one of the canines, that lie had
bitten it three times.
The story Is vouched for by Chief
Potts and another Fort Mill resident,
who was present when the man was
arrested.
Basket Saves Falling Babe
Decatur, Ind. —Phyllis Gene McFar
land, baby daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
Grog McFarland, suffered only a
slight cut when she plunged two
stories down a clothes chute at her
home. She landed lu a basket of
clothing.
Objected to Delay
Centerville, lowa. —Enraged because
his trial on a charge of slander was
lagging, George Damyanieh shot and
killed Ids lawyer, D. Fulton Bice.
THE HOCK DALE RECORD, Conyers, Ga., Wed- April If, 1 - >29 :
Sand Sprinkler Useful Device
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The new device, the Invention of the Oregon state highway department
which is used to sprinkle sand over Icy pavements during the 'vinter mont s
and over the soft tar streets (luring the summer time, fhe sand runsdown
the chute onto the revolving disks which spread it evenly over the street.
A sprocket and chain drives the disks.
Coaches Hold Different
Views on Cage Rules
Dr. James Naismith, originator of
basket ball and a member of the
faculty of the University of Kansas,
is not at all in sympathy with the
suggestion of Dr. AValter Meanweli,
basket ball coach of the University of
AVisconsin, that the center toss-up in
basket ball be eliminated.
“AVliy should we take from the game
an interesting phase, the center toss
up, and start the game with a pass in
from outside the court?” asked Doc
tor Naismith.
“No other game starts outside the
court or field. Hockey and football be
gin at the center.”
Asa substitute for the center toss
up, the AVisconsin coach would start
the play with a pass from outside the
end lines, using the same method after
Flashlight Battery Will
Start Motor if Stalled
If the battery is so low that the car
won’t start, even with the hand crank,
n couple of flashlight batteries will do
the trick. The illustration shows how
to connect them. Remove the igni
tion coil wire leading to the ignition
switch, and replace it with a wire
from one end of the two flashlight
TWO FLASHLIGHT BATTErIIs
How to Wire Flashlight Batteries.
batteries connected in series (you
must have at least four cells). Then
connect the other end of the two bat
teries to the metal crank case. Crank
the motor, and when it starts, speed
it up to send a charge through the
storage battery. A few minutes’ run
will put enough charge in the battery
so you can start the car again with
the crank.—Popular Science Monthly.
Interesting Bits of Sport
Jake Hurt lias been signed ns man
ager of tlie Meridian team of tlie Cot
ton States league.
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Tlie American Horse Breeding fu
turity will be raced at Syracuse this
year.
* * *
On the roster of tlie Chicago Cubs
is discovered one rookie calling Chi
cago home, Roy Hanson, pitcher.
* * *
Nydalil, former Minnesota athletic
star, is a candidate for tlie third base
job Fred Haney left at Indianapolis.
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There are nine clubs in Boston,
Mass., devoted to tlie sport of pigeon
racing.
Schmeling and Maloney
Max Schmeling, the German heavy
weight, has been selected to meet Jim
my Maloney of Boston on the r>rvs
I field, Boston, early in June.
each goal with the teams alternating
in tossing in the ball. Doctor Mean
well contends that a tall center has an
unfair advantage under the present
system, but the opposite view is held
by Doctor Naismith.
Texas Is Now Spending
$700,000 on Old Roads
Determined to maintain the excel
lent status of its state highways,
Texas is now spending $700,000 to
salvage 39G miles of old gravel and
macadam roads in 23 of its counties.
Work under this appropriation con
stituted tlie initial project of the 1928
highway program, which called for
the surfacing of approximately 1,000
miles of gravel and rock roadbed with
asphalt. The 39G miles of roadway
affected by the appropriation for new
surface construction are being given
an asphalt surface treatment.
Initial National
Automobile Show
Recalling the first National Automo
bile show, held 28 years ago at Madi
son Square Garden, New York, Frank
N. Nutt, prominent in engineering cir
cles, and who every year has attend
ed a national show, recites some in
teresting reminiscences. To quote Mr.
Nutt:
“The first show was held Novem
ber 3 to 10, 1900. Thirty-one different
makes of cars were shown. Eight
were steam driven, eight electric and
fifteen by gasoline motors. Twelve of
the fifteen gasoline cars were fitted
with single cylinder motors, two with
two cylinders and one had three cyl
inders.
“Out of the thirty-one makes of cars
then on display only four are still be
ing made.
“Power plants with one or two ex
ceptions were located inside of the
body and under tlie front or rear seat.
“The steering wheel made its ap
pearance on one or two cars, one com
mentator saying editorially, ‘A few
have adopted that foreign freak, the
wheel, which is inconvenient and com
plicated and cannot compare with tlie
lever.’
“The show, which was sponsored by
tiie Automobile Club of America, was
an unqualified success, and the club
came in for a lot of praise for tlie effi
cient manner in which it handled ‘New
York’s first real automobile show.’
“One publication contrasted tlie ex
hibition with tlie ‘farce held in 1899
when a dozen vehicles were gathered
Davenport of the Mississippi V’ailey
league has signed Earl Rennet, a
rookie pitcher. He is a home town
boy.
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Fifteen nations competed in tlie in
ternational ski championships in tlie
Tatra mountains of Poland.
* * *
Wilbert Robinson, manager of the
Brooklyn Robins, picks tlie Chicago
Cubs to win the National league pen
nant this season.
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Yale has five veterans, including
Tappen, who stroked the 1928 varsity,
among this year’s rowing squad.
• * *
Manager Wade Kiliefer of the Mis
sion clul has announced tlie sale of
Nelson Greene, left-handed pitcher, to
the Reading Internationals.
• * *
Tad Jones and Mai Stevens, famous
Yale football coaches, approve very
heartily of the new rule regarding the
fumbled ball.
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Muddy Ruel, Washington catcher,
is a graduate of the University of
Missouri nnd plans to practice law
when he finishes with baseball.
* * *
Because he played for the late Ed
die Plank while at Gettysburg col
lege, Alfred Jones, pitcher, is being
given a trial by the Athletics this
spring.
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Don 11. Andrews, a Chicagoan and
product of Parker high school, is cap
taining the University of Illinois
baseball team this spring. He Is one
of the leading pitchers in the con
ference.
Radiant Gardeners
of the Early Days
Baseball lias had many brilliant
outlielders from the far back da,\s
when Joe Hornung Heldetl so bril
liantly that lie drew extra spectators
to the hall parks when he appeared
in tlie cities around the big lengue
circuit. Tills fleet-footed outfielder
was the pride of Boston town.
Philadelphia had Jimmy Fogerty
w jjlle St. Louis had Curt Welch and
Chicago had Abner Dairymple and
each city swore by its player as the
greatest outfielder in tlie game.
Cleveland fans believed Jimmy Me-
Aleer had no equal as an outiielder.
McAleer used to race over into Jesse
Burkett’s territory and take tlie hard
ones that “Burk” couldn't get. In
fact, McXleer worked in all three
gardens. This was in the good old
days when the Cleveland Spiders
were culled a real ball team.
Baltimore fans of the '9os watched
Billy Keeler take them off tlie bill
boards and scoreboard, but he didn’t
have a chance to garner any in the
territory covered by Steve Brodie,
for that famous outfielder was just
as fast and sure as they made them
But Donovan used to startle the
Pittsburgh and St. Louis fans by run
ning clear across the field to the
bleachers and capture tlie elusive fly
bail with ungloved hands, and with
a smile on his noble countenance.
Fred Clarke was a great manager, but
he was just as great as an outfielder.
It wasn’t an uncommon stunt for that
superb player to come in from deep
outfield and get them on the diamond.
Elmer (Mike) Smith was a made
over player, converted from the ranks
of the huriers to an outfielder. Smith
was a sensational southpaw, who
could hit the ball just as well as hp
could pitch it. Mike could get them
sitting down. There is a story on
record that he once caught a ball
standing on his head.
together and palmed off as an automo
bile show, at which vigilant guards
prevented visitors from kneeling to
look under the carriages—and prompt
ly sent away anyone exhibiting too
much intelligent curiosity.’
“In addition to viewing the cars the
visitors were treated to test demon
strations in the garden. These tests
were designed to show that tlie cars
would run and could be steered and
stopped.
“It is interesting now to recall some
of tlie specifications of cars at the
1900 show. Here are a few:
“Tops —mostly none; some canopy.
Fenders, or mudguards—metal frame
with patent leather sewed over the
frame. AA’indshield—none; used gog
gles. Steering gear—stick or lever;
one or two had wheels. Springs—full
elliptic or long semi-elliptic. Lamps—
kerosene; carbide with gas and water
tank a part of the lamp; electric on
electrics. Drive—chain. Signal— me
chanical and electric bells. Ignition—
make and break; one or two with jump
spark. Instruments —no speedometers,
ammeters nor gauges.”
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I ■ Reds Have Hard Luck Pitcher
*’* is the champion hard luck performer of the major,
X \A / leagues? There are many who will come forward to claim cl
¥ ▼ this doubtful and least desired of distinctions. But none j i
X can present a better claim than Jakie May, the portly left- -1
v bander of the Cincinnati Reds.
*:♦ Jakie lias had a checkered and a unique career in baseball. He
X started way back in 1914 with Newman in the Georgia-Alabama league il
.. when he was only sixteen years old. The next year lie was sold to
X Macon in the Sally league. The league blew up and he became a free * I
*> agent. He signed with Salt Lake and proceeded to develop a fine curve |j
X hall and a finer case of appendicitis. The next season lie pitched for • I
v San Antonio in the Texas league, and while he only broke even on j |
X games won and lost that season he was signed by Branch Rickey for; 1
the Cardinals in 1917.
* • Jakie was with the St. Louis club five seasons and yet lie won only Jl
£ ten games for Rickey in all that time, an average of two games a year. jS
♦> Rickey finally got discouraged over the wildness of the young southpaw |||
X with the effective curve and let him go.
♦♦ The Vernon club of the Pacific Coast league secured Jakie in 1922 -l
X and he pitched phenomenal ball that season, winning 35 and losing 9* g
X games. The Yankees offered a lot of money for him the next winter j |
v hut the Vernon price was too high. Jakie pitched lower than .500 bail jfl
*„* the next season and his price came down. , The Reds bought him la j
v 1024 and he promptly developed a sore arm and won only 3 games that -1
% season, making 13 victories for six
major league years. The next year *. ■ I
X he did but little better. That -I
X ittinky left wing would not func- " &■:■■■■■■
X tion. But in 1920 lie showed a
* flash of the pitching greatness it |ir\ <^w
v was always felt he possessed. He ™ ’ k f
£ got started late because be had
•* taken on about a ton of weight jfP y* >a
** nnd it took him a long time to get -•$ :|
v into condition, but when lie did
£ start he won 13 and lost 9, and Syi P\.
•• was going grandly when Heatlicote ||§||f / '
X spiked him in Chicago on Labor I
X day. He had that game won sto ||ra f
X J When lie was disabled. That llif / |
spike thrust was said to have cost j||| \ 1 \\W i*'
X the Reds the pennant that year. |S| % ‘
X *t nearly cost Jakie May his career %li % Jf'' ,$■
% ns tlie steel cut right through h Mt| 1%: r ** '
* ligament of his ankle.
X Jakie May turns his thirtieth , , .
* birthday milestone this year, and Jakie May.
* everybody in baseball who knows him is pulling for him to have one j 1
* real uia i° r 1 Pugue season before he hangs up ids glove. His 35 vie-1|
* tones won for Vernon in 1922 is a record that has not been excelled , ■
X since 1913 when Walter Johnson bung up 3G for Washington.
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After all that is said about
old-time heroes of the outfleldiJß
game, tt was up to a certain Bii
(Eva) Lange to show the way whesfl
it came to fielding the position. Hilifl
won Ids spurs nnd fame while work-1
ing for Pop Anson during the ’oo s l
Bill would get behind Jimmy r VS| |
and Decker and eat up tlie ones I
that were too difficult for them.
Detroit’s Star Catcher
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Catcher Woodall of tlie Detroit!#
Tigers appears to be in line condition
this spring and promises to lie a town 1
of strength for Bucky Harris in tii, 1
race for tlie American league pennant#
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plan has made its appearance in sevlj
eral states.
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If the rubber knob on the gear shit#
lever continually works loose, remott#
it and place a heavy lock washer in-9
side of it.
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That Wisconsin man who wreckelH
his car because it wouldn’t start waijj
just about one degree madder ilia:#
the rest of us.
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The canopy top was of short-live; I
popularity. It made its appearand j
first in 1904 and was replaced tlie to j
lowing year by the “folding” top. Tin §
windshield also .ms an innovation™
1904. The “self-starter” did not comtjj
into use until 1911.
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After anew car has run 400 or tf||
miles it is advisable to take down tt|l
crankcase and clean it thoroughly ifl
order to remove all tlie filings, C:IS, ' II 9
scales, etc., that could not be remove#
at tlie factory.
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An Indiana motorist ran don _ '
wolf on tlie public road and tb'<‘
finished the injured animal with |
shotgun. If the four-footed l -j
can't get out of tlie way of the juf 1
gernauts, what chance have the t I
peds?